Useless super powers

useless super powers

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the abillity to take disabillities from people and add them to yourself

the power to shit your organs out with great force but only once

the power to turn rubber into plastic

the power to make everything taste like cheetos

the power to bestow lactose intolerance on black people

>invisiblity in the dark
like blacks?

the power to grow tumors at will

your footsteps make extremely loud squeaks no matter what footwear your wear

you can instantly expel all your body hair but you remain completely bald for the rest of your life