My niece is 10 and she wants to hold my hand when we go to shopping mall. Is that weird or should I do it?

im a family friend of this family, and their 10yo boy always wants to hold my hand and sit in my lap. is this normal?

So do you want to date her?

She wants to date me.

Yes

Holding hands with your niece should be something normal you fucking creep. I bet you are a kissless virgin who masturbates to the thought of touching a hot girls hand. Just let the kid her do her thing, but if I were her parent I would never let her hang out with you

Excuse me what the fuck? Have you seen the crazy people outside? They will fucking call FBI on you just because you happen to go around a park with kids. You don't even have to be a creep. Everybody is fucking hysterical today.

Yes. Just don't be a weirdo about it.

Yeah but here's the thing, once the fbi does show up and clears up everything. You have a prime opportunity for a great big lawsuit

fuck her

if you're worried about people giving you dirty looks because you're a creepy looking dude then just ignore them. And if anybody gives you shit and just counter shame them, be like "what, you think just because I'm a guy I can't be trusted around a young girl? What kind of man hater are you? Assuming we're all a pack of wild rapists and pedophiles" or something along those lines. I've had an experience or two where I did this and the person's reaction was like I broke some programming in their head that made them say/assume that.

Plus you're niece will see you getting accosted unfairly as a HUGE injustice, ten years old is that sweet spot where you're old enough to understand basic concepts like that and having an incident like that she'll never forget it and know that you were unfairly antagonized.

Other than that dude it's totally wholesome. Hold your dear niece's hand, don't be weird about it, and if needed, fap to it later thinking it's another loli doing it if you want.

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I'm solid 7/10 you bitch, 8/10 on good hair day. Problem is she's not my daughter and I don't know how to act around little girls so of course I will be weird which will result in FBI hunting me down. This is my end.

Didn't mean it like that, sorry.

I mean everything else though and I know what you're thinking with having concerns about getting falsely accused of something. All I can say is always cover your ass and if somebody gets uppity and thinks you a pedo, make a scene but don't make a scene, if you catch me.

Be as indignant and forceful with your language and sense of injustice as you can to make anybody who tries that shit feel like as big a piece of shit as you can. We guys are already in a position where any accusation can just be the end, that's why your reaction has to be proportional.

If you really are a handsome dude though congratulations, the more handsome you are the less likely people are gonna look on you with suspicion. If you're an 8 you can probably get away with as far as piggybacking her or putting her up on your shoulders, get some of that soft thigh action on your hands and cheeks.

I hate how our society judges people based on looks and how well they are groomed, yet the same society permanently tries to pretend we should not judge people based on looks and how well they are groom.

If she is your niece then there is no problem with holding her hand when she wants to.
Just act like an adult figure and keep her safe.