Gonna see an escort tonight, any advice to give ?

just make sure to stretch out your boipucci in advance ;)

relax and enjoy. She's there for your pleasure, not the other way. It's ok to tell her it's your first time.

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I understood this reference

Have daughters so I can pay them for sex.

this will be your experience

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Condom, you fucking idiot.

dont fart

kek

Did you see a picture of her up front?

If not you may be surprised, and not in the good way. See also

dont get addicted, it's an expensive habbit.

had this happen to me more than a few times

this, its crazy common for these chicks to put up fake photo's, also , dont hand over money on the basis 'I need to pay my driver real quick' or something like that.

Also make a note of the time, if youve paid for an hour youve paid for an hour, dont let the bitch kick you out after you've blown in 20 mins because you're a 19 yo virginfag, get her to give you massage etc.

plus, if the girl is any good at what she does she will have toys etc, I like to just dominate these bitches, tell them I want to see them masturbate with their toys, change position, smack their arse abit, ram my dick in their face whilst they have a dildo (or two) in them.

Even if you've seen a picture, no guarantees. I've met with girls that used pics from 5-10 years ago. And heard stories about completely faked pics. I prefer meeting in a public space, if she doesn't look like her picture I conveniently won't recognize her.

sounds like you go in with an itinerary

a brothel is a public space though

damn man resorting to hookers at 19 fucking zoomers have no hope their useless genx acid burnout parents gave them less of a chance than my shitty bomer parents

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Don’t have her come to your place. Most of those girls have substance issues they will steal from you.

Always use a burner number and a condom.

Cop check is a s must, never discuss activities in detail prior to meeting her. If she’s willing to she might be a cop.

Always check the bathroom to make sure no one else is in the room.

Trust your instincts if something feels off listen to your big head and jet.

Sauce ?

benzos are as bad as quaaludes might as well just shoot up heroin fuck me zoomers are cancer

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haha, yes mate, like I wouldnt pay for a BJ with condom on its fucking shit, I like to bust in their mouth/face, I like deepthroat, I like to fuck like an animal.

I've had escorts before that were so fucking prudish its like horrendously awkward because you can tell they just want the money and for it to be over with as soon as possible. I've had considerably more adventurous sex with one night stands, so why would I pay for sex that's like fucking a hassidic jew, 'only for the purpose of procreation and no enjoyment can be drawn from the encouter'.

Heroin is quite a bit filthier, and there is absolutely no comparison of opium and benzo. Sorry for your incorrect interpretation of drugs, child.

Are you going to her place or is she coming to you?

If incall:

>check the hotel room, the bathroom, the closet, etc
>if there are adjoining doors, apologize and leave
>arrive a bit early and see if you see anything fishy going on. If you know what room # she's in, watch it and see if any men are coming and going from it
>always listen to your brain, not your dick - if it feels wrong, bolt

if outcall (to you):
>if she's not the girl in the pics, give her some money for gas and apologize and say you aren't interested, close door in face
>don't leave valuables in sight
>if she "forgets something in her car" after you pay her, she's robbing you

in general:
>search her number/name on forums like usasexguide
>ideally only see girls with positive reviews from posters with more than a handful of posts
>do not discuss specific services, especially not like "i'll pay 50 extra for bbbj" etc
>if she tries to upsell you, just take the loss and move on, don't pay extra. It happens. If she has to upsell it's not going to be worth it.
>NEVER accept an offer of doing bareback sex for extra money. If she's offering it to you, she does it with hundreds of other guys. Never see a girl who offers this again, it's not worth the risk.

I've fucked around 40 different escorts, a total of roughly 150 sessions in 4 different countries. If you have any specific questions I can probably answer it.

im old enough to be your dad faggot pill poppers end up dying young have fun

>its like horrendously awkward because you can tell they just want the money and for it to be over with as soon as possible.
It's the best, reluctance make me rock hard. Making them earn it.

listcrawler has taken its place. It isn't as good because a lot of streetwhores are on it, but if you do your research it's still the same scene out there.

what can you do if the service isn't up to par? can you complain to the service manager? how does one ensure they will have a good time?

Guarantee you are younger than me. You like those track marks, don't you?

service manager? Are you talking about a brothel whore? Yes, you can complain, but it's usually not worth it unless she does something egregious. If it's something petty you'll just be marked as a difficult customer and the girls won't be enthusiastic about making you happy.

You can't guarantee a good time with a new girl honestly, you are two people who never met, sometimes it works between you sometimes it doesn't. The best way to ensure a good time is to pay more and use eros-tier GFE whores, but even then there are no guarantees. The hunt and the rush of not knowing what you're going to find is just part of the fun.

>I've fucked around 40 different escorts, a total of roughly 150 sessions in 4 different countries.
I'm thinking of doing that, do you regret it ? I'm working way too much to waste time for the dating bullshit. I just want to fuck and her to leave.

ah ok. thanks for the tips user. have some tits

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if you have the funds, I'd say go for it. It's sex on easy mode, sure, but I don't have the time or motivation to do it the hard way. Some people will judge you, but fuck them, it's your life.

For me personally, I just don't like dating, I don't have the time for it and there are too many strings attached. One day I'll settle down, and I will never tell them about all the whores, but not because i'm ashamed, there's just a stigma about them that most women will never get over. It's no different from fucking bar skanks until you find one to settle down with - in fact, whores are probably even more safe regarding STDs than a bar skank. A whore getting a STD means weeks, maybe months of lost income. The legit ones (non-addicts) are super careful about that kind of thing.

no its not, because its like fucking a plank of wood, you may aswell just jerk off. If shes really into it then you can get down to some proper filth, and the tendancy is that if they are enjoying themselves then you overrun on time and its not an issue.

The reluctant ones are clock watchers, and its just not worth the £££ , its not what we pay whores for.

Are you saying that escorts did not exist before Backpage?

yeah dead fish hookers are the worst. If a hooker tells me they only do missionary, I never go back. At least flip over and get on your knees you lazy bitch.

Bring only the exact amount of cash required. Do not bring your wallet, watch or anything valuable. If possible, use an old phone or consider not bringing one at all. Good luck.

yeah, there's always cycles with sites. Backpage was the gold standard for years, but before that there was craigslist. Now there's listcrawler and skipthegames. When LC gets shut down, another will pop up and take its place.

1)bring cocaine with you

I don't care if I'm fucking a plank of wood. I want her to watch the clock and hate every single moment of it. That's my kink...

unless you are spending top money - it aint worth it. a wank will do you the same, but cost less. fucking someone for money is not "sex on easy mode", its boring.

go high-end escort or dont do it at all.

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good advice. Burner phones are pretty necessary especially if you deal with lower-tier providers. I use my own phone but just out of laziness. It's just asking for trouble.

Another thing: be careful about bringing condoms, especially if they specifically ask you to get them. Most of the time it will just be a stingy hooker or one that is too high to go to the CVS, but it can be part of proving intent if it's a sting.

I also want to pay her with coins...

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this lol,

I fucking hate dating because most women grew up on Disney and are looking for their forever man to settle down with, and if you arent a good match they will still try and force it because of being terrified of being alone, its fucking pathetic.

You cant just be grown ass adults about just wanting abit of fun, it hardly ever happens, and even when you do get a fwb they end up falling for you. Like your not even committed and women start putting expectations on you, so yea, whores is just abit of fun, an indulgance, I have no shame about it, the amount of women I've wined and dined only to get down to business for them to be like 'oh yea, no , I dont suck dick' and also generally being uptight with sex when they've made up stories of them having 3somes etc. is just a massive fucking waste of time.

Every great man in history had a mistress and/or several bits on the side, most the founding fathers regularily fucked their slaves, we are a race that fucks for sport.

you act like high end escorts are guaranteed quality lays. They aren't. A lot of them are street girls or slightly above that tier with golden pussy syndrome. A girl worth the 400-500/hr standard most eros girls demand is very rare. I've fucked hookers ranging from 100 an hour to 700 an hour and the best one by far was 200 an hour.

Paying more is safer, but it's no guarantee for a good time.

errr, dont, no one wants to see that limp dick desperately trying to get hard when you have an hour to enjoy yourself.

Use condoms and don't go down on her

please don't go to hookers, many of these women are trafficked and doing it against there will. Stop victimizing and rapping women and find a girlfriend or friend with benefits.

going down on a hooker isn't that big of a deal if they aren't super high-volume. It's kind of pointless because she's probably not going to actually enjoy it, but if you enjoy it or want some practice, go for it. The stereotype of "lol ur eating another man's cum" is retarded and inaccurate. Most girls are meticulous of making her pussy in particular is clean for each visit.

kek

Meet a girl irl and don't pay for sex?

if they are in europe or are black, maybe, but most white girls on listcrawler are just trailer trash funding a meth/weed/alcohol habit. Still exploitative, but who gives a shit? It's self-inflicted.

You always pay for sex.

TF is wrong with you? Fat? Ugly? Only half a dick? Antifa?

how is it morally superior to meet a drunk girl at the bar and take her back home for sex? If you have the money to spend, what's so wrong about buying a product you want (sex)?

Let me guess - you buy into the stigma the puritans and mass media spoonfed you about prostitution. We're both fucking whores. The only difference is you don't realize it.

All kinds of men see prostitutes. It's not about necessity, it's a sport to most of us. The rush of doing something taboo, the rush from realizing you might get robbed/killed by her pimp, etc are the reason I do it, not because I NEED to pay to have sex.

this lol, ever seen a woman lose her shit because you didnt get her flowers on valentines, or you got her a present for her birthday but not a birthday card too??

We all pay for sex if its listening to their problems, spending time with them, taking them out for dinners or other activities.

get fucking real dumbass

>aren't super high-volume
only takes 1 diseased dick to give you herpes of the mouth

No. actually a lot of people don't pay for sex.

unless you have some skewed over engineered philosophy on spending time with a person you get along with being payment.
Or maybe you just have shit social skills or your ugly or annoying. Idk. Idc either but if anyone has an answer for everything it's your charming ass

I mean, don't get me wrong, relationship sex is great, but I don't want to spend my entire life pursuing that and that alone. I'm young, I've got money, I'm not ready to jump through all the hoops you have to to keep a woman happy. It's selfish I guess but who cares, I'm not a fucking saint. I'm going to do what makes me happy in the moment.

>in 4 different countries.

What countries? Can you rank them from best to worst? If money is not an issue, where in the world can I go to get the best experience money can buy?

do girls you have one night stands with get tested as often as quality prostitutes? I highly, highly doubt it.

also as far as STDs go, herpes isn't that big of a deal.

Don't get an escort

this guy sounds like a beta white knight.

because every relationship I have ever had was just prefect 100% of the time, that at times doing things with the other person wasnt challenging and somewhat a chore.

Because a bitch testing your boundaries making childish demands of you when you have just got in from a long day never happened.

what are you, like 13?

>eros-tier GFE whores

Where do I find these? Asking for a friend.

I never said anything about a drunk girl at the bar.

And no i think everyone is a whore and that it's just a matter of negotiating a price. prostitution should be legalized.

You don't have to spend money on someone or pay them to have sex.
The fuck is wrong with you sad cunts

>herpes isn't that big of a deal
100% of people would still rather not have it

and i don't have raw one night stands. i care about my health. call me weird.

Ok. Totally get it.

My point is you don't have to pay for sex.
Anyone who thinks that has problems getting laid. Period.

Lmao whatever

You poor thirsty kid

USA, Switzerland, Germany, and Netherlands (Amsterdam)

The vast majority have been in the US, because that's where I live aside from the 5 years I spent in europe working.

As far as ranking them goes, it depends what you're looking for. In terms of pure attractiveness, Switzerland was by far the best. But you had to pay roughly 320 bucks for a 45 minute session, and those hot eastern european girls are usually very business-like about it, they don't do the GFE-style acting american hookers do.

Germany was the best for value. You had mid-tier eastern european girls (probably 7-8s on american scale) and could fuck them for 50 euro a pop. They had these clubs (FKK clubs) that you can hang out in a robe for an entire day and fuck as many as you want/can afford, with a super good buffet and nice bar, with sometimes over 50 women to choose from.

Amsterdam is a tourist trap waste of time. The women are hot, sure, but it's very clinical feeling and way overpriced.

America is the only place i've done it where it's strictly illegal, but give me an american whore any day. IT's more hit or miss and dangerous, but the risk is a huge part of the rush for me.

eros dot com. As usual, do your research before calling one. If they have no reviews it's a huge risk of fake pics or cops. It's harder now without the erotic review, but you can still have fun, you just have to work a little harder.

actually technically it's 5 countries, I always forget about the one girl I had in London (soho area), just because it was so unremarkable and borderline unpleasant. You get what you pay for, and apparenty 25 pounds doesn't get you shit.

as for the best quality in the world, honestly I would guess probably a big US city like NYC or LA. Whores from all over the world come there on tour all the time.

I can't say for sure though since I've never had direct experience with that tier of whore.

Actually I'm 34 I'm not single and i have a long track record of objectify women and using them for my satisfaction like the chad i am accused of being by thirsty boys who think they have to pay for sex.

Getting laid should be a chore. If your bitch pulls that shit find a different bitch.
And you call me the beta. kek

Good luck with your relationship though.

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This. Everyone should live a little before they settle down, otherwise you run the risk of waking up one day and realizing that you never blew off enough steam in your youth and you'll either be miserable or do something stupid. Also, youth is in most cases wasted on the young. Spend your youth doing selfish things, you'll thank your self later in life.

give her the old zombie mask
>The Zombie Mask
>While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

I'm not mad bro
I feel bad for those of you who pay for sex.
You could maybe learn some social skills but instead you shit post memes and argue instead of learning from successful well laid mother fuckers (yeah i fuck peoples mothers) like me

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>with a super good buffet

Just anecdotal, but everywhere I've read about these places complains about the buffet.

I have a missus and I still fuck around, I go to prague once a year and pick up girls in bars and use escorts.

My point is that every woman I have ever encountered have their days when they are intolerable, relationships are about compromise. Are you saying you've never had an argument with a girl over stupid shit, that the way they even approach a task is so fucking stupid it makes you rage.

c'mon, stop pretending like you live in la la land where everything is perfect and magical all the time.

I like steak, but I wouldnt eat it every day.

I like to have a diverse sex life even though I live with the woman that will bear my children.

I feel bad that you're poor and have no other choice. I fuck who I want, when I want, and how I want, no strings at all attached. You can't say the same.

yeah I mean, there are different tiers of clubs just like any other business. But if you go with the high quality ones like in the darmstadt area (FKK Sharks etc) the buffet is usually quite good. I've never had a complaint, at least.

Thanks for the information, I really appreciate it.

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Got any recommendations for good places to visit in Frankfurt?

I still fail to see your point, I have a girlfriend, I fuck other girls on the side, and I use escorts. I even fuck ex's when I happen to visit in the area.

Social skills aside , are you telling me you've never dated a girl over a little while, gone and done activities, had nice dinners and whatnot. Only to get down to business and they are just a terrible lay, they cant suck dick right (or refuse to) , they dont like alternating positions, they dont like their hair to be pulled or for you to gently choke them and throw them around.

also you sound so cool bro, dont tell me , youve like bedded Keira Knightly and Paris Hilton at the same time.

Also you can totally beat Chuck Norris and Segal one handed whilst overhead pressing an elephant with the other.

well, sharks has the highest entry fee IIRC, but they also have the biggest selection of girls. Oase and Palace are both decent, but have downsides depending on who you ask.

It also depends how aggressive you like the girls to be in getting you to fuck. All of them in the Hesse area are going to approach you, but some do it more aggressively than others. I felt most relaxed in Oase, but it depends on the day and the girls there honestly.

If you want an experience where the girls never approach you unless you ask, I think there are clubs in the RHW area where they aren't allowed to come up to you. PErsonally I prefer that kind of experience, it's more laid back, but where I lived it was just too much of a trip to go up there.

I think the consensus is if you're only going to one, go to sharks. If you are going to be there a while, check them all out, they all have their quirks and appealing aspects.

also unfortunately none of them are really in walking distance from hotels. There is a hotel near sharks i think, but it's expensive. You'll almost always have to take a cab. I don't know if you're self conscious, but I always felt super uncomfortable telling them to go there.

The drivers never cared but I always felt silently judged. Probably my american prudishness showing.

I love using escorts. Sure I can get laid for free, and even spent 11 years married. Unless I'm serious about a girl I'd rather just pay for it. I can easily afford it, and when it's paid for it's all about me. What do I want, what do I like. No worry about getting her off. And when we're done, we go our separate ways, no drama.

I like proactive whores, it haven't gotten old for me yet. I'm not used to being the one to turn someone down so I get a small kick out of it tbh. I'm fine with traveling to get there, just use public transportation or tell the driver to drop you off somewhere close but not on the same street and walk the rest..

Don't kiss her, don't lick her, always use a condom, even for blowjob.

>You, on your way to a brothel.

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>drug user trying to sound cool and wise
lol

if you're into it it is pretty sweet. They'll start sucking your dick out in the open before even paying them.

Of course, the etiquette is that if you let them start doing that you take them to a room. But still.

And just a word of caution: be VERY clear about what you want. It's legal there, there's no need to be vague. Be firm, but polite. Not all of them will do it but it has happened to many fellow mongers that go in thinking they are only spending 50 euro only to be told they owe 150-200 because they didn't say no to any extras. Like as an example, one guy I know paid for 2 girls, and wanted BBBJ and facial. He thought he'd only have to pay 150 (base price for two girls, 50 for the extra), but they charged 50 each, so the bill was 300. They are clever, but it's easy to get around if you are explicit in what you want and don't want.

As far as the location, you can't really get too close with public transport either. It's legal there but they still keep them in pretty industrial areas. There's not really much of anything except factories and shit nearby. But still, they know what you're doing, they don't care.

Oh. S-Sorry chad
Please fuck my wife for free

tbh the biggest downside to me is having to shower in front of other dudes. I'm pretty sure i'm the only one whogave a shit though. Being raised in a super strict christian family makes it hard to wash off the prudishness.

Good to know, thanks again for the info.

They don't have individual showers in those clubs? I'm not a prude but I'd prefer not to be judged by all the other dudes. And what if I want to take a shower with one of the girls? Not possible in those places?

any time. The hobby especially in that area needs more respectful guys. I don't know what race you are but there's a particular one that is a plague in those clubs that girls hate having to service. If you act the opposite of them, you'll have a great time. Speaking German too is a definite plus, but not necessary.

Tell her to clean out her ass before showing up and go straight to her colon, with your dick.

well, i've had times where i was the only one and times where it was packed full of fat old germans. There aren't individual stalls in the ones I went to. It was like 8 heads per area, something like that. Nobody stares at each other or anything, you just face the wall and do your thing, but still, it's not easy to get used to.

as far as showering with a girl, I think it might be possible, but I'm not sure how it works as far as privacy. There probably is no privacy tbh - there are dudes there in the summer that have no problem fucking out in the open for everyone to see.

Not my thing though.

Use a condom and don't go down on her, Thats just common sense, Other than that enjoy it

do tell what race this is, im presuming arab/middle eastern/pakis.

They tend to have a bad attitude to most of the other races.

turks mostly. They have a HORRIBLE reputation in those clubs.

I'm sure I'll be fine, and I think I know what you mean..

asians are a problem too but they aren't as common. If you go most of the time it's going to be at least half turk/paki

Right. Well it's not that big of a deal, but good to know beforehand.

I know in oase you can get your own private room overnight with its own shower. It costs a lot though, but if you're only there to bang whores it's not a bad option I guess. I think you can even bring girls back to your own room which is kind of nice. I never partook though.

ah yes, in germany I could imagine, also its well known from many women that I have spoken to that turks are some of the worst sex pests, like literally trying to rape girls in broad daylight or stalking them.

Have had many female friends tell me stories of horrible encounters with them , this is in the uk.

I got to say I cant stand these people for the most part, not for want of trying to be nice they are generally xenophobic, have superiority complexes looking down on whites as pieces of shit. They claim to be muslim but drink, take drugs, and extort their own friends and families

spot on. They have no respect for the women. Yes they have sex for money, but you can't treat them like animals.

>I know in oase you can get your own private room overnight with its own shower. It costs a lot though, but if you're only there to bang whores it's not a bad option I guess. I think you can even bring girls back to your own room which is kind of nice. I never partook though.

That sounds kinda chill tbh. Makes you wonder why that isn't a concept over there. A nice hotel with a selection of quality girls staying/working in the same building available on the room service menu.

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>Yes they have sex for money, but you can't treat them like animals.

If you are nice to someone, more often than not they will be nice to you. It's a shame some people ruin something nice for everyone else. Whores are a blessing and a delight, they should be commended but that's just my opinion.

I couldnt agree more, if anything they can be so down to earth, and considerably more in touch with themselves physically and mentally.

Bunny boiler chicks that hang out in bars trying to get impregnated should be seen as a considerably bigger taboo than whoring.

Hear hear.

i've booked a time with a stupidly hot east-european girl,150 euros to fuck her in the ass and nut in her mouth. i'm fresh out of a 4-year relationship and i'm feeling like shit so might as well try this since it's so easy. wish me luck i guess