Gonna make an attempt to stick it in my girl’s butt. Never tried but i think she’ll be game...

anal is more about just kind of sticking it in and wiggling it around in a way that feels good.
Less about pumping. That's how you fuck someone's asshole up.

It's really naughty feeling, but vag feels way better and even if it's clean your dick will smell poopy.

Everytime my slave goes to the bathroom she washes her i side.. She knows she must be ready for me.. So your problem is stupid..

Trust me. No enema means it will be uncomfortable for her too.

Start with a finger
Next day - Two
Third - Two
Next week - Two
Next day - Three
Day after that - Do it.

These steps are of course if you care bout your girl and her anus. If you don't, well, pump away.

OKay then, degenerate dr Seuss.

shit normally builds up about 2 hours before you need to actually go for a dump and is normally reabsorbed and cleanish 30-45mins after shitting.

lel, what??

OP, enemy isn't necessary. As long as she's not like right about to shit, you'll be fine. Just keep a hand towl or paper towls on hand, if you pull out and it's a little dirty just wipe it off yo.

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It's like a much lazier version of regular sex.
>t. Balkan

enemy doesn't have anything at all to do with comfort. Really isn't necessary unless you're like a pornstar getting fucked in the ass by three guys for 8 hours. Just lube and go slow, make sure you lube her ass and your dick up and get some on a finger and get some inside.

You both should see different men.

Bro, ive fisted myself. Really doesn't feel good with a slimy log being pushed up your intestines

So you can watch or what?

a good method is to get your dick nice and hard, and sit on the couch, lube it up, hide it, and havyour girl sit on your lap. Pop it out, and BAM your in balls deep and there's nothing she can do about it

some photo of the year that you are going to penetrate?

If you run into a cave, you might find a bear.

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Any picture of the ass you're going to penetrate?

lol, like I said, only if you're a pornstar (or fucking fisting yourself).

Just do it, who cares about a bit of shit on your dick. Assuming you aren't an idiot, you are going to wash your dick afterwards

girl ass is always empty and always clean

Do you really not know when your girlfriend poops? Just initiate sex a short while after she took a dump.

seriously op, don't make her take a fucking enema. It'll be probably more gross than the actual fucking. She'll be full of water and then feel an overwhelming urge to shit herself. Then that same amount of water, now brown, mixed with every bit of shit inside of her, will blast out into the toilet hopefully, like violent smelly diarrhea. And best case, her ass is a little cleaner. Worst case, she doesn't expel everything, and you now get fucking watery brown shit milkshake blasted into your mouth.

fucking ask her you autist. Yea Forums is a horrible place for advice because its just sad boys talking to each other about shit they have no idea about. You boys are hopeless.

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Not like right after though, and make her take a shower first.

>t.retard

Dude butt plug first and she's got to prep or you gonna hit some hard shit and it don't feel good lol

Agreed. I don't understand why people don't want to do anal

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Want to do*

Don’t listen to these virgins you don’t need to prep shit just go fuckin slow. Make sure she’s shit within the least couple hours and you won’t get a poop noodle. Remind her it’ll only hurt for a min guarantee she’ll have the best organism of her life bro

just tell her to take a laxative (the fast acting one), a quick enema and you are good to go you scat lover.
and if she doesnt want to then dont force her.

ive had sex without an enema, 9/10 cases the room will smell like steamy warm shit

Wouldn't that ruin the whole kink behind anal?

jesus christ people. DON't give her a laxative. You're not going to "hit some hard shit" lol, how do assholes work? It's not like you're putting your dick in a fucking pipe.

{{{I've had sex}}}

you should probably stop shitting on the floor during sex.

OP buy an enema bulb off amazon and use your spit to stick it up your girls ass. doing that slowly and several times will turn her on even more.

Lay her on her side or back whichever she prefers and put it 3-4 bulbs worth of room temp water from the faucet, have her lay there for 45 seconds, stand up and do some jumping jacks, then tell her to squat standing over the toilet and shit it all out.

The enema play will really get her going. And if ure smart and slow the first time, it'll be a long term great experience.

>implying you can even reach further than 2"

Dude its an asshole. You can never be too clean. My girl make sure she's running on empty and clean. And I still use a condom.
She's the one that's into it not me

yeah, awful advice. nobody is turned on by a disgusting enemy bulb. Doing jumping jacks with an enema in is going to give her horrible cramping. And will probably also make her accidentally squeeze her ass muscles, which will release the enema (and her bowel contents) onto the floor. Yay!

pussy. "my girl makes me put it in her butt, I don't like it. It has germs. It has to be clean. IT Has to be clean.

Its better when you stab poop.

This man right here knows what’s up

Enjoy your uti after you pee out that core sample

Get her to eat some corn so it's like one of those textured fucktoys

>Dude its an asshole. You can never be too clean
low test basedboy

Fuck her after she's pooped to clear things out. Make her suck you clean afterward.

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>t. somebody that has no experience using enemas

Listen faggot, I'm a homo and do this all the time. Fuck off with your fake bullshit.

That’s why god invented ciprofloxacin