>game tricks you into believing a NPC is important
Game tricks you into believing a NPC is important
Jonathan Scott
Christopher Diaz
>become punished snake
>lead a rebellion
>fuck the best girl
>dab on gods
How do you fags keep deluding yourself?
Joseph Foster
>turns into a bottom bitch who drops out of the presidency in both sides of the epilogue
We got shit on hard, Karkat bros.
Asher Walker
I stopped reading years ago and i would've came back if someone told me Karkat got a happy ending.
He didn't and he's still cucked by Terezy apparently so i'm never laying my hand in this dumpster fire again.
Easton Moore
Is he trying to worship a daedra?
Dominic Brooks
>Karkat went from being the angry guy who just want to be a leader to a literal faggot who hides behind anyone when shit hits the fan
What happened? He was so good in Act 4 and early Act 5.
Luis Russell
He fucks Meenah in one of the epilogues
Jose Gray
>i stopped reading because my favourite ship isnt canon
Juan Murphy
Homestuck is unironically shit
Jason Wood
I remember that fat edgy girls talking about it in middle school. What the fuck is it
Jack Sanders
>OP's low testosterone tricks him into liking Homestuck
Easton Sanders
As a john fag he didnt die a virgin so i've got that going for me i guess.
Asher White
Yes.
It's a very valid complaint.
They had very good chemistry together in ACTs 4 and 5 and he was genuinely happy with her.
If Karkat isn't happy then what's the point of reading?
Gavin Russell
>irrelevant universe
>so fucking irrelevant his life is a joke
Should have followed the best character. Pic related.
Liam Gutierrez
4 kids play a game but it's actually the sims mixed with spore mixed with tumblr mixed with Yea Forums.
Isaiah Ward
>Homestuck
>Middle School
I'm surrounded by actual infants
John Phillips
It's a webcomic. It's really good up to a point where the creator got scammed out of a million dollars and had to shoetie the ending. Most people on Yea Forums haven't actually read it and treat it the same way as anything that used to be obnoxiusly popular with other people.
Levi Cruz
And in the other Dirk makes him and Dave kiss
Angel Torres
>Has sex with a clown
>Becomes (Vriska)
>Loses her love to a literal corpse
Luke Robinson
Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on Undertale 2. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.
Daniel Anderson
The faggot author tried to make a videogame instead of focusing his effort on what he *was* good at.
glad he got shit on and scammed.
Josiah Rodriguez
Jaxon Price
>only characters saved from the epilogue
Feels good, man.
Jason Clark
He is happy, user.
As Dave's girlfriend!
>Karkuck fan seething
Compared to your character, Vriska is just 8etter!
Cameron Bell
>Karkuck fan
No user, I just tell it as it is
Landon Mitchell
>vriskafag
>an obnoxious faggot
Unsurprising.
Logan Hall
And with good reason, why shouldn't it be considered with the same attitude as other obnoxious fanbases? It's a webcomic, the quality doesn't matter
Jaxon Stewart
Have sex
Luke Moore
>used to like karkat and tavros's reserved and hidden personalities
>now like vriska's and John's active and non-pussy personalities
times change
Henry Howard
Hideous overcomplicated bullshit.
Angel Sanchez
>I ONLY LOOK PICTURE
>NO READ LOGS
Robert Scott
Pesterlogs are god awful and drag on for way too long.
Samuel Young
You can't honestly think that the only reason someone would call Homestuck overcomplicated is because they didn't read the dialogue.
Daniel Murphy
Nigga, the pesterlogs become a fucking chore to read once they start to become walls of text about the most useless shit.
Owen Gray
You made a good choice!
Once you realize that Vriska is a good character and how fucking awful Karkat became, you can join the Vriskchad gang. You even get a free Terezi gf as endgame reward.
Cooper Walker
Camden Butler
>You even get a free Terezi gf as endgame reward.
Adrian Watson
Go back to Earth C where you belong, spiderbitch.
Levi Miller
Homosuck 2: Dirk's electric boogaloo
Nolan Parker
NOT DELETED! The mods don't hate us as much anymore, rejoice!
Luis Anderson
>Yea Forums
Why not /trash/?
Nathan Nelson
>moved to Yea Forums
>not even /trash/
I wonder what made Homosuck so hated among the moderation team.
Nicholas Adams
HSG had a lot of fucked up shit and left lots of scars on Yea Forums staff.
Jaxon Diaz
/hsg/ is now a Yea Forums thing?
Jonathan Murphy
They delete /hsg/ on sight there.
Josiah Miller
Do we need to review the quadrants?
Ayden Thomas
which epilogue was that
Grayson Ross
who did john fuck?
Austin Cooper
The quadrant copypasta is five times the text limit for Yea Forums. Food for thought
Samuel Cruz
is it true that jade grows a dog penis
Nolan Harris
Terezi
Cooper White
And roxy
Charles Rogers
>
Matthew Diaz
Isaiah Nguyen
heavily implied but not explicitly stated
Tyler Turner
Wtf was his problem?
Andrew Clark
OP? OP? Is that you?
OP, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember OP. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
OP, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is your copypasta, OP, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, OP, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, OP, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on being a giant faggot. My mommy estimates over sixty million dollars in tendies.
Leo Garcia
KEK
Samuel Foster
>t.Hussie
Jaxson White
Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
Connor Martinez
Landon Morgan
>game tricks you into believing a NPC is important
Definitely a Clown World