Anyone want to do a movie greentext guessing thread for old times' sake?

Anyone want to do a movie greentext guessing thread for old times' sake?
tv and vidya and lit also okay

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>lose dog
>kill ppl
>get dog

>be me
>snitch sister
>brother autistic (probably frequents pol)
>pet an actual spy (also a platypus)

I'm drawing a blank on both, can i get a bit more?

John Wick. Phineas and Ferb.

John wick is true, the other one isn't from me so no idea

John Wick??

Northern men need eastern man to kill fire eaters.

okay guys here goes
>american doctor is kidnapped
>taken to unknown Asian warzone
>forced to become cog in heartless war machine, treating soldiers in a war he doesn't understand the purpose of
>drowns his sorrows in promiscuity and drinking

Fuck I feel like i know this