Be me

>be me
>paramedic
>have girlfriend who thinks i am cool
>life is good

is this normal anons

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My life is so good. So good in fact that I need to boast about it to absolute strangers online. Eat shit

Depends. Do you live in Florida?

eat shit and die faggot

no, british columbia

Probably a 5 million dollar house in california.

Then you're fine. Enjoy

aside from the occasional drunk hillbilly its pretty tame here, house is below average but my job is ok

What's the grossest thing you've seen as a paramedic?

>be me
>incapable of focusing on anything else that isn't me

what do you think of me anons