ITT: The closest you ever got to hooking up with a teacher

ITT: The closest you ever got to hooking up with a teacher

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a teacher had her zipper down. i told her after class we were alone. she blushed. she had "slutty" underwear not regular panties. the ones that are a little see through. well anyways she said "well then i know what you are looking at" to tease me. i smiled and said "well you know me i like looking at nice things" she gave me a small kiss on the cheek and told me to get going since class was over. i was 16 at the time she something like 27.

and yes i was shorter than her since she was in heels

thread is dead. and op killed it

My gf is a teacher. I'm still bored.

The moment right before I hooked up with her

Teacherfag reporting in
Male
UK
Taught ages: 11-16

Wife is a teacher. Going to pound her tonight...

are you gonna report us?

I'd beat my wife too if I found out she was a pedo

women can't be pedos since the males they "lure" know what they are doing

I wished my science teacher happy valentines day when we were alone once in her room. it wasn't valentines day. There was tension in the air but nothing happened

I fucked my teacher and married her five years later

>spot the pedo

beta. having your wife be older than you

I once fucked a student when i taught english in asia... count?

did you do the do?

Beneath my social class

english mf do u speak it?

She was my college teacher and ten years younger than me

She was my english teacher. We kissed. She was having trouble at home. I got to feel her up. That weekend her son got really sick and her and her husband spent it in the hospital. It freaked her out and she decided we couldn't do anything she was staying with her husband. It sucked. She had a great butt.

nah. i'm the "victim", i had sex with a teacher lots. and i knew what i was doing, she too for that matter. also it isn't pedophilia if you are legal in your country (unless sub 15 imo islam is pedo as fuck, sub 15 is disgusting, 15 is only disgusting if age gap more than 3 years)

It was my college teacher and she is ten years younger than me

automated program.
still 10 year difference is quite a lot. but still nice.

lol cool story. pls moar

I did fuck a teacher, it wasn't mine tho.

She was a substitute in college, I was like 20 and she was 29. Went into her office to give her some assignment, we started talking about what we liked to do and we stayed there for almost an hour. The next day she went to the faculty's cantine to get some coffee before class. I was there already having some, so she sat next to me and not in the teacher's area. We had some coffee, she paid for mine, and we went off to class.

After that nothing happened, sadly. It probably wasn't a real thing, she just liked talking to me, but I like to think there might have been a chance at some point.

beta. or she might have been told off by the other teachers

alright. different teacher. Tracey O'Fee - we called her toffee. She told us a story of how she got food poisoning once and it was coming out of her from both ends. I immediately got a boner and asked her to repeat herself, she gave me a look like jesus is there no shame

>"Well you know me miss, I like looking at nice things."
You should have said,
"Well miss, I know it isn't really your feild of teaching, but I think sex ed is the most important form of education for students my age, wouldn't you agree?".
You would have neck deep in that puss

Or, if you are inclined towards more mono-sylabic speech,
"I know you're a maths teacher, but you should really be teaching sex ed".

>Be me
>Have absolute Chad friend
>I was late bloomer, AKA little bitch in HS
>Have Jewy teacher
>No ass, small tits, skinny
>But holy fuck was she cash money, to pretty much everyone
>She'd have desks set in a circle while she was set in a desk in the very middle
>She'd always sit on the desk part, not the chair.
>She'd always have whatever ass she had positioned so it was suspended in the air off the desk
>She'd also always, and I mean, ALWAYS had her body faced so that her ass was to my friend and I.
>The second she saw us sit in a different spot, she literally move the fuck desk she sat on so her ass was to us again
>Starts to wear white, somewhat see through pants and absolutely sexy thongs and shit
>Every day for 4 months, buddy and I got an eye full of her box.

I can cont' but it won't be sexual shit, I have stories of how she was just a really cool ass teacher.

Sounds comfy.

I'll just continue anyways because my slayer task is taking ages.

>I'm about a year into learning guitar
>absolute shit but making progress
>Really into Pearl Jam at the time because mom was ultimate boomer and bumped it daily
>I learn a few pearl jam songs
> Would also get in trouble a lot in school because 14 and rarted
>Would spend after school, "8th periods", with cute teacher

Now I need to preface that the teacher next door was my favorite teacher. Omega hipster who had a guitar in his closet and would let me play it whenever we had down time because he knew I respected the instrument and didn't wanna be a wonderwall playing fag. Anyways, back to cute teacher.

>I would spend everyday almost after school with her
>Started off as punishments but lead to me just kind of just sitting in the room with her and shooting the shit. Chad friend I mentioned before would occasionally get the same shit too.
>Eventually I warmed her up to the idea of just let me play the guitar and practice because bored.
>Yeahfuckit.webm
>Start playing 'the woman behind the counter'
>"Omg user, I love that song!"
>Cash.jpg
>Cool Mrs. user, have you been into pearl jam for a while?
>"Oh yeah, here check this out."
>Bitch pulls up their fucking discography
>Eventually all I do get in trouble and spend my afternoon with her and we sang Pearl jam songs while I played guitar
>Had no friends besides Chad because I was new as fuck and had no prior relations with anyone
>TFW cute teacher would just let me sit with her and play songs with her
>TFW I'd literally do stupid shit at some points because i knew it meant chilling with her and I'd have some company for a bit before going back to shit home

Those were the days. I have one last story if yall give a fuck

i tried a lot. with teachers. with students. did a lot of frottage (?) i think it's called. this was 20 some odds years ago. it took me awhile to realize that I'm really, really, really fucking ugly lmfao.

was 16 at the time, science and math teacher of 2,5 years she obviously liked me as a student and talked good about me and shared my papers to (native language) teacher saying i was very clever, always giggled at my jokes. i had longer hair because i couldn't be bothered to get a haircut. but then one day after getting a "hitler youth" type of cut. she told me when i entered class, in front of the whole class mind you, that I looked good. not my haircut she literally said (translated of course) "wow, you look really good". i got flustered since i noticed what she said. but my sperg brain went "did you mean my hair looks good" and my whole class laughed as my teacher was trying to hide her face. at the end of class some of us stayed behind to talk math stuff with her. i stayed last and said that it was ok if she thougt i looked good. i think the same of you. she said "thanks. and yes i do kinda like you" we ended up talking for a good 30 minutes about each other and shit talking other students and teachers before she offered me a ride home. while in the car we kissed and i felt her up, 10 mins or so of kissing and touching she started touching my dick. and started unzipping it. i was stunned, she ended up giving me a blowjob while i was fingering her. felt too good. burst. she swallows. the ride home was awkward , she told me not to tell anyone and all that. on monday she told me stay after class, and she told me she had thought about it a lot over the weekend and that she didn't want to go on.
me:"too bad i really like you"
her:"yeah me too"

she was a 7/10 in the face but great tits, ass, legs, arms and a nice half chub (not boney skinny or strong skinny and not fat. you know? soft and warm)
10/10 would do again. saw her couple a days ago she blushed but she has a bf.
she was 25 i think

sounds much better and much less autistic

dang you almost could have sexed her

nice but why do you still see your high school teacher?

yeah sure

live in the same city (30k pop). i saw her in a store. she is still hot and all but i am dating someone atm

slayer level?

slaying your mom

Or you could have said
"Listen bitch, I'm dat gorilla dick nigga. I make dyke pussy wet".

Is that you President Macron?

i won't say the n word. ;^)

Got fucked by my college professor for a class I didn't take. We're both guys.

>Chad friend and I have a third friend, and he's an absolute fucking idiot, but my fucking god he's funny.
>Scrawny dude, and I'm on big mode.
>He tells me "Yo user, go shave your pencil and I'll go up there with you."

For anyone curious, my room had a pencil sharpener fastened to the wall

>We're up there at the pencil sharpener and I turn my body to pretty much cover him as much as possible
>This nigga detaches the fucking classroom phone that's on the wall
>Niggawhat.jpg
>We go back to our seats
>Friend user, what are you going to do with the fucking phone?
>"Peep this"
>Nigga puts the phone in some absolute beaner beta nigga's back pack
>For some reason, this kills the man
>Can't stop laughing

Fast forward to lunch

>In line, both friends are with me
>Look behind us, see the beta crying
>"BRO THERE'S A PHONE IN MY BAG"
>Literally can't breath because we're max kek
>nothing happens

next day

>Cute teacher comes in the room
>"WHO THE FUCK TOOK THE FUCKING PHONE AND PUT IT IN user'S BAG"
>ohshit.jpg
>Finally yelling leads to her giving an ultimatum
>Admit who did it, or everyone gets detention
>Be too retarded too call bluff
>IT WAS ME
>Teacher's furious
>Friend's also come forward
>BOTH OF YOU, ARE DETENTION FOR A WEEK

next day, start of detention
>Cute teacher comes in
>"Guys why would you do that shit? That was so stupid."
>Eventually break down and tell her the truth, shit was hilarious to us
>She eventually admits that she couldn't stop laughing when she found out what we did
>Only 3 days of detention, and during those I just did more Pearl Jam covers with her.

Not close at all. I smoked meth a lady that worked in the library though