Looking for the most painless/easiest methot to an hero

looking for the most painless/easiest methot to an hero

not looking for pity, just honest question

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k thx

Go to church.

helium

not here to give advice but uh

OP what the fuck is that image

Wait until you die
What’s under a horse’s hoof

death by BBC overdose

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there is really nothing that is perfect. your best options are the classic building jump or shotgun aimed at roof of mouth. if it were me i'd do what Cobain "most likely" did which was a fuck ton of heroin first then shotgun method as it starts to kick in.

Get your cryonics healthcare coverage. Tell your prison/jail race representative, on the outside though, that you want to serve as cryonics healthcare provider...even into danger. Be a hero.

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that sounds alright, no chances of failures right? i dont wanna wakeup half vegetable

should work pretty well user

Here you go.

gl

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>This does indeed work.
OR if you call this guy he tends to help
1---800---273-8255

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im gonna die from old age in like 50 years, best method ever

6g Phenobarbital. Reliable. Get in on dn markets

i was thinking about plastic bag over head, GHB overdose in combination with alcohol(actually a way to suicide that you'll enjoy), hanging

Thanks for the how to. Been looking for this!

don't do it with helium or find a tank that is filled with 100% helium
most industries now put a little oxygen in them to avoid suicides. be careful

It's cheaper than buying Phenobarbital but you have to actively handle the gas/mask and so forth. With Phenobarbital you just fall asleep gradually

thanks for your time, ill do some research to make sure my lungs wont burst cuz that doesnt sound pleasing, alright

o/

what about these methods?

I wondered why amazon had a frequently bought together cpap mask when I was shopping for my kids bday party.

noted, thanks

kek

Medfaq here
Plastic bag? How unpleasant.
GHB and alcohol (massive doses) might work but it won't be pretty. Overall quite messy. Other ways clearly more elegant

Where can I find a tank of pure , uncut helium?

Drive to space center in FLA.
Bring snacks arrive by may 12th
hide under falcon 9 may 15th launch day
eat snacks an fap until countdown starts.
Live stream starting at 30 seconds.

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walmart

plastic bag when very drunk?

and how will GHB and alcohol be messy?

You either find a local store than sells some or you buy it on the deep web (I'm sure there are some out there)
first option sounds easier
Either way don't buy a tank for birthday parties like I saw written somewhere, these are the most likely to be part oxygen

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Shotgun

blood choke

any1 know what pills that are easy to get to take and how many?

You might puke it all out and kinda not die. Just some minor brain damage. It's not that easy to die with this particular pharmacological combination

take 2 9mm

None you fucking retard. Pills are what women use when they crave attention

Shotgun to the head.
After that gunshot to the head.
Both are the quickest by far and also the least painful as you'll die instantly

As said Phenobarbital. They usually come as 50mg or 100mg tablets. Don't bother trying get them by prescription from normal GP, will never happen. You can buy them at most darknet markets. You'll need 3000-6000mg to reliably kill yourself

Assisted suicide in Switzerland use that kind of drug.

Get a rubber ball, like a bouncy ball or a stress toy, drill a hole through the middle, thread laces through the hole, position the ball at the carotid artery and tie the laces at medium to heavy tension around the neck.

any cheaper ways, Im broke lost job, house about to loss car. Something that looks like an accident? I tried a year ago and so many people came to help me and I don't want them hurt

the fuck, how is that gonna work out?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag

Absolutely not reliable. Quite stupid actually. Not recommended.

Jumping off a highrise is free but thatd suck dick.

Fly to Haiti , have unprotected sex with as many hookers as you can afford.

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This

Get a job in china solves the money and the life problem.
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Won't kill you at all even if you contract everything. Ten years later maybe.

Keep in mind after pounding all those asses you also will no longer feel the urge to kill yourself. Could be detrimental

This isn't the place to be asking. Half of the people on here will tell you to do something that will leave you severely debilitated for the rest of your life just for kicks.

If I were to do it, I wouldn't want to take any kind of blow to the head. I want to die right, with my DMT trip.

I've considered going the carbon monoxide route before. Don't know if it's painless or not.

But my advice to you is to wait before you do anything. At least a month. Feelings pass. They feel like they'll last forever in the moment, but they don't. They always pass. You will feel happy again. I promise.

cram something so big up your ass hole that you die from bleeding

Cheap man option is hypothermia
a lot of hobos die due to that and it doesnt hurt it's just uncomfortable at the beginning

/b is exactly the place to ask. Ask elsewhere and they won't help you at all, maybe even try to use cops to 'rescue' you and send you in a mental institution.

Take care when voicing your urge to die

Because its that easy to sneak under a spacecraft without anyone noticing or sweeping the area for any risks

Shit method, you're simply gonna get OP arrested

Here lies OP, a pussy in life and a pussy in death

Feelings been going for over a year and gets worse daily. I bought concentrated rat poison, been saving apple seeds and mega dosing iron and insulin. I ordered pong pong seeds but they got lost in the usps.

This isn't an impulse. My life is over i just need to end in without hurting anyone.

Shot your president

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That image gives me genuine shivers, same with circular sores.

Anyways, you should try asphyxiation with charcoal and CO2, or you can jump off of a large building at the top, you'll fall unconscious as you begin to accelerate to your now (hopefully) death.

how come a parachutist doesnt go unconscious?

i tried that but ended up enjoying it, orgasming and realising when i challenge myself to try something new that i was previously scared to do, it turned into a new hobby

Commit yo killing yourself and letting your physical body go on. Devote your life to a cause, By devoting yourself entirely 100% to someone or something else, you have effectively killed yourself.

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Being gay is, a hobby?

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While it isn't directly physical, the whole shock and fear of the situation alone can make you go unconscious. It hardly matters at that point, because there is no going back. You most likely will die immediately or shortly after you impact.

What the fuck? Did they spontaneously combust, or catch on fire?

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lmao

They were exposed to nerve gas. You immediately go unconscious and you die in minutes, basically certain death.

>attempt to buy heroin
>get arrested
>now have 10 years in prison instead of death
or
>get high
>forget you were supposed to kill self or be too high to not fuck it up
I don't know about this one

Also looks like they caught on fire. Spontaneous combustion is basically a fancy way of saying "old people accidentally catching on fire but we don't know how they did". Check out all the known cases of spontaneous combustion.

whenever i get high i end up posting pictures and videos of my penis on the internet

Hypothermia doesn't hurt??
Are you crazy?

I keep watching the video, and it makes no sense how they all simultaneously collapse. Did the tower they were moving puncture some kind of gas line? Anyone have a news article or link about this?

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Found it. It was electricity, not gas.
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I bet a gas supply company will have pure helium. Welders use it as a shielding gas, they definitely don't want any Oxygen in it. You'll have to buy or rent a tank that will cost more than what you find on Amazon or Party City but hey your finances don't really matter anymore. I would research the type of welding done with helium so they don't get too suspicious. Also say your dad sent you down to get it or something.

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electric wires on top of the picture

Never seen a nerve gas thread Go back newfag.
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It's not an unpleasant death, apparently. Lots of hypothermia victims fight their rescuers because of pleasant feelings. Drowning people have done the same.

you piece of shit could not do a little research ? ffs just off yourself already

Dont an hero you have so much to live for
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Shotgun blast is a stupid assed idea high fail rate. He said painless you idiot do you think pic related is going through any pain?

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Easiest method is to get a fuckload of sleeping pills and painkillers, run a warm bath, slice lengthways since you actually wanna die.

painkillers and sleeping pills make it so you fall asleep with relatively little pain, warm water negates the "I'm so cold" effect, the knife does all the work.