Alright, listen ya dumb fuckin cunts

Alright, listen ya dumb fuckin cunts.
Where do ya stand?
politicalcompass.org/test/en

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>If economic globalisation is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the interests of trans-national corporations

This is utterly retarded. What the fuck kinda pretentious fuck uses that kinda "I'm smarter than you" writing on the first question? Take this BS to pol.

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I mean honestly I can't argue with you on that one, I found that question retarded as well. The rest of the questions aren't quite as bad though.

>ending up on the left side of the scale

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YOU'RE A FUCKING NEET AREN'T YOU

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Well im in college so technically no

Always the same area.

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As long as you stay below the the line, i couldn't care less were anyone would end up. (left, middle, right)

Lets make it easier to choose.

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>inb4 "centrist"

I'm not a "centrist" or a liberal.

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Oh really? What you gonna do faggot?

I vote republican though

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If you're not a total ideologue it shifts you slightly to the left. The test is bogus.

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it aint my fault im a comunist

Do you just like free gibs or do you like giving your money away for no reason like dumb cucks? You have some explaining to do.

BASED
Age? Country?

I hope you're joking. According to your compass it doesn't seem exactly like it but DAMN I HATE FUCKING COMMIES.

138 IQ
Sharia complaint
Islamic Nationalist

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oh god oh fuck

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comrade

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IQ doesnt count if your skin is neither white or yellow camelfucker.

-shitskin.

btfo centrist fag

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I always get accused of trying to get this result to be edgy, but I swear I answered every question honestly. It clearly has a very liberal slant to it where if you answer even one question "wrong" you get kicked way off into the blue so they can smugly condemn you for being the next hitler.

I just believe in authority and strong religious/moral traditions. That's who I am. I am not a nazi.

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>138 IQ
>Islamic Nationalist
Can’t have both

i mean, i think that in a perfect world with perfect people communism would be the way to go but since we are humans, greedy and selfish the way to go is capitalism unfortunately. sorry to hear that you hate my way of thinking but you are more that welcome to join us any time you want. Also please dont mistake russian communism with actual communism. (im sorry if anithing i typed is wrong but english isnt my first language)

Imagine being a Zionist bootlicker, y'all pussies built soft

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>138 IQ
>Muslim
Choose one, faggot

You're fine

OH NO NO NO NO
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

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Politiscales is better you nigger.
politiscales.net

>This is totally violating the NAP
Fucking lost

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No but it does make you naive (trust in authority) and dumb (strong religious/moral traditions) but on the latter your also a hypocrite for claiming to support those and being on Yea Forums, and Yea Forums of every board.

At least I fully embrace my degeneracy & . You are just as bad as this fucker .

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Thanks dude. and yeah politiscale offers a lot more interesting questions and ways to show the results.

Based

Canadian but I hate Trudeau. Identified as a Communist for most of my life. Anti-gun, pro veteran but anti war

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you don't have to trust authority, you just have to obey it. They are in authority and I am not, it doesn't matter if they act against my interests.

I come to Yea Forums because I am bored. When I see something I disagree with (traps, homosexuality in general, etc) then I will come in and make my feelings known, but people just write me off as a troll. When I see things that are clearly illegal like CP, I pray for forgiveness and report it immediately.

I’m authoritarian centrist - call me a fence sitter all you want - I’ve heard it tons

great, 666 trips. Another thing I have to pray about, maybe you're right and I should stay off of here.

NDP?

I didn't type that because I thought anyone cared, it was to preempt the "hurrr edgefag" comments.

Yeah. I liked the Pirate Party a lot but I think they got disbanded. 902 here

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19 and from bongland

You are a human being with desires, wants, needs, wishes, loved ones, priorities etc.. If the ones ïn charge" at best dont help you or at worst get in the way, then you, as a self respecting individual, refuse to recognise them or rebel when they try to make you.

Guess thats just not you.

Politiscales is just the superior political test. You get a cool flag and everything.

right here

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>people communism would be the way to go
Equality doesn't exist. Equality can't exist. Some people are just better than others at various things.

>please don't mistake Russian communism with actual communism
You mean anarchy? The "left" are good at organizing politically but good luck getting them all to want a stateless society.

Bruh I hate lefties though...

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Im from the netherlands. Our pirate party is headed by a former fetish model called Ancilla van de Leest.

Theirs a show called Popoz, basically sketch comedy focusing on two dutch cops. Shes in it and a recurring gag is that the main characters imagine her naked and she does ïn their mind"

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If we lived in a communist society, how would you stop me from owning a gun and killing you?

Nice.
Nothing I can do personally to stop you from owning a firearm, that sort of thing is the business of the state. If I have to die for the betterment of society so be it

I don't believe in revolution. If someone stronger comes along from another nation and takes power that's one thing, but the people shouldn't rebel against their own government. It's incredibly arrogant to think they could do a better job.

We live to serve, not to hedonistically pursue our desires/wants.

Didn't think Nietzsche could be more right about slave morality, guess im wrong.

So you're not a communist. You're just a hardcore socialist who wants me in gulag if I misbehave?

Don't you mean, "soviet"?

Honestly it's not that humans are greedy or selfish, it's more like "why the fuck would I want to put in the work of a doctor when I could just sell fucking bagels without education and get the same money."
Being a commie is just naive, it has never worked and it will never work. Although we can have a conversation about it when AI takes over and nobody has to work anymore.
The reason that I hate commies is that people who fall for the commie fallacy are just so fucking stupid beyond saving. Seeing how it has failed in the past, seeing all the arguments against it, seeing the insane amount of people who have died from it and still being a commie is so retarded.
I personally try to tell people to save themselves from such traps as communism, and since part of my family went to gulag it would be a disgrace not to do so.

This goes for you too, faggot. Save yourself, being a communist is not gonna make life easier for you.

If the unabomber was right then lefties hate themselves.

Bottom Left of the center most green square. No idea why. I think of my self as pretty right wing, but I'm big into personal freedom.

I actually make decent money, but when I didn't I relied on some government assistance that really helped me through.

I think there's a really strong case to make about helping disadvantaged people in order to preserve society. It helps reduce crime and increase socieital stability. In addition, around 10% of any population will have an 80 or under IQ making it very difficult for them to succeed in any case.

>around 10% of any population will have an 80 or under IQ

Wait wut?

>when AI takes over and nobody has to work anymore
Take this to its logical conclusion and humanity is over.

He actually said that?

it will never happen. AI is just a pipe dream. We are not God.

Leftfag reporting in, I represent the right and proper way society should exist.

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We could quibble back and forth about whether it's 8% or 12% or whatever but all IQ distributions look like this.

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You don't have to be in the blue for condemnation. So far, pretty much everyone is a centrist and thus, a Nazi to the modern left.

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What does this mean?

I have to say lot of the questions are too vague and garbage

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Surprise faggot, you didn't even realize you didn't actually hate liberal ideas and that you actually dislike authoritarianism

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yeah good point

>implying every progressive on the planet isn't an authoritarian

In his manifesto he called lefties self hating cuse they promote the emancipation of non-whote ethnicities, lgbt'ers, women, etc., while the most politicians and activists who do in modern history (since the 1950) have been none of those.

The right is hypocritical cause they promote traditional values but use modern technology for the economy (Kaczynski is a massive primitive anarchist)

Waaaaay too many leftists here now. Explains why now there are so many trap threads and people who want to fuck their family.

I guess you're right, but ay, I say load a fuckin space shuttle with that shit, send it far far far away with a bunch of shit in the shuttle and see what happens.
If humans pull that shit off in my range then I ain't coming out of my bunker until a clone of myself comes and says the secret word my nigga

Economically centre/centre-left
Socially reasonable

Free Helicopter Rides for anyone Top-Left...

...and bottom left

Fucking An-Prims on the internet. I love those retards!

based

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He was incarcerated in the ninties and is currently sitting out life in a super max. The shack in which he was found didnt have elecrticity or running water

Yeah, and let's throw in anyone Top Right who is more than two squares above the line...

Pilot On, Helicopter Man!

>implying different factions do not exist on the right
>implying cultural shifts aren't a thing

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Someone once asked me how I can say to throw socialists and commies out of helicopters, and not violate the Non-Aggression Principle of not hurting anyone and don't take their stuff.

Simple, commies and socialists aren't people, so they don't count.

Kill yourselves.

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Interesting. When I'm drunk my views drift over to the left but stay at the same spot on the y-axis.

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Well done.

Keep educating yourself, and you'll slide further to the lower right corner. Continue on, good sir.

These two-axis scales are fucking gay, I tell you hwat.

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I was wondering when the Pinochet shitposting would start

And then one day he'll have an epiphany and slide rapidly up to center-top, where all reasonable human beings belong

Slave

True American or what

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Liberal arts most assurredly.

Perhaps, but not to a corporation.

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i had the same lol

Don't be a parasite, be like this guy.

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You seem like a good person, probably quite smart.

Listen mate...
youtube.com/watch?v=g0-F88c6Hrk

pic related

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accountancy. Even worse cause computers will probably replace me.

I'll work hard when I live in a real country and I can join the Blackshirts.
Until then I'm an egoist with regard to real-world politics. Whatever benefits me, take from the state, take from corporations, give nothing back to them and give everything I can to myself and my own.

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as i said, you are referring to russian communism. i know that communism will never work on this planet, its just impossible. people died cos they disagreed, in a perfect world nobody would ever disagree, not becouse they are afraid but cos everybody would know that its better for everyone

But taxpayer money tastes so good.

the absolute epitome of cuckoldry holy shit

Kropotkiss my ass

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comrade

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>supposed radical getting an accurate-seeming reading on political compass
Fucking YIKES

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh... you're serious.

So why are you still a communist then? You say that you know that it is impossible. And it's not just as simple as "they disagreed". People are different. You can't let a -10IQ downie earn as much money as a 140IQ scientist that saves thousands of lives. People don't contribute equally to society, therefore society should not give money equally to everyone.

And my 8values, just cuz

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be proud my cuck brother

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holy shit so many leftists/commies here

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"Muh libtard"

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you guys are all faggots

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people are too scared to be called a fascist online so they either consciously or subconsciously pick the "safe" answers. They are intellectual cowards.

Fitting

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What's the NAP?

drumpfs results

Lifeless slave that will never see the true beauty of life because he follows a twisted ideology that says he owns society shit

Nah man, I don't think I want to be this guy

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most people in this thread

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Yup. It's sad that people people are retarded, but what can you do.

>Authoritarian
Have fun getting your small cock inspected by gestapo 2.0 buddy

Don't think so. In real life you would have been right, but I can't see people being dishonest on an anonymous forum.

Do you not like freedom?

Non Agression Principle. Libertarian idea that believes agrresion is wrong in society asthe main point of view. Whereas a pacifist would do nothing to violence cause they dissaprove of it in all cases, someone who believes in NAP will uses force when met with aggression.

Taxes too are considerd a violation of the NAP cause you aren't voluntarily asked to do it, you are complused to by a law someoene else imposed on you.

Why do you hate freedom?

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posting my results unchanged after 10 turns in two years

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I dont.

ANCAP DETECTDED

What's so great about freedom? Wouldn't you rather serve a great nation and contribute to their power? Are you really so selfish that you value your happiness over the success of your nation?

>mfw this thread

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doesn't matter when you are the gestapo

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if you're serving your country properly you have nothing to fear from "the gestapo". It's not that hard to just obey the law.

Imagine being so narrow minded that you put a whole political spectrum into one box just because of some retarded test where 20% of the questions are about sex. Fucking labelists manImagine being so narrow minded that you put a whole political spectrum into one box just because of some retarded test where 20% of the questions are about sex. Fucking labelists man

I don't consider that laissez-faire capitalism offers people genuine freedom. In fact in many ways liberalism is the most thoroughly oppressive system there is.

"Ultimately, the liberal state gave us economic slavery, for it says to the workers, with tragic irony : You are free to work as you like; nobody can force you to accept any particular conditions; but remember, being rich, we offer you whatever conditions we please; as free citizens, you are by no means obliged to agree to them; being poor citizens, though, if you will not agree to the conditions we impose, you will die of hunger in the midst of the utmost liberal dignity.‘”

It's okay to be white

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>blah blah blah work sucks
>blah blah blah gimme dem gibs
>blah blah blah fuck the successful!

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>pic applies to all "free shit"

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Imagine not being a fascist.

okay bootlicker

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so many libertarian cucks in here

why are libertarians cucks?
-libertarian.

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Huh, 2 years ago when I took it it said I'm left, guess some of my beliefs changed since then.

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This is
this one here is my new e-gf(probably male)

Iam horrified that you need to explain this shit to so many people nowadays...

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You cheerlead a system (international capitalism) that does not benefit you and paralyzes your political energy in autistic logic puzzles like "are children people or property?". You often make the perfect the enemy of the good, dismissing hostile corporate and state action against you with "well, the state shouldn't exist" rather than engaging with real politics to benefit you and yourself. You identify yourself with the financial and industrial classes when you are often actually workers or small business owners. You're, to use an egoist word, spooked as fuck.

Libertarians that uncuck themselves usually become fascists, which is your sole redeeming quality.

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Me at 19
Me at 18
Me at 17

It's not as if capitalism doesn't have it's flaws. Unchecked it can and has lead to widespread worker suffering. Well regulated capitalism is the best system we have, but the regulation must be proper and not sullied by corruption.

The fuck are you on about mate?

Trips of truth, fascism is kino af

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I only chose the extreme options

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I'm describing my issues with libertarians, or some of them anyway. It pains me that I used to be one of you. Hopefully one day you'll grow out of Randian delusions and put on the black shirt.

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Binge /pol/ browsing I assume?

why are young people so damn selfish? It's all about you you you, your happiness, your desires, your goals. You all are so ungrateful to the nation that gave you the ability to even think about these things. You are a parasite, benefiting from the valuable actions of others while contributing nothing of value in return.

Hedonism is bad even if your cock tells you it feels good or your brain tells you it feels good when you take drugs. There are things much more important than you that you should feel obligated to serve unquestioningly as a gesture of gratitude.

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Worker suffering? Do you know you dont have to work somewhere if you dont like it? Thats capitalism, its just your choice...

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>boomer trying to invoke nationalism to prop up clown world
I love my nation and despise the occupation government and the international financiers that hold it in bondage. It is morally just to do anything to them and to take anything from them.

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>waah waah i'm an old fuck and never got to have fun

see

Not how it works. If you are surveillanced completely it's not just about who does something wrong, but also about who MIGHT do something wrong. This means that as soon as you do something out of the ordinary, you are a supsect. You do not have to be a criminal, but try to explain that to the police who are asking you weird questions. This is the same principle as why you should not talk to police, you cannot make yourself more innocent, just more guilty.
You've probably speeded with your car, jaywalked or taken a piss somewhere where you weren't allowed to. Some crimes aren't that bad, some crimes shouldn't be crimes. If you trust your government to control everything, then you would have to agree with the goverment to 100%, otherwise you will be a criminal one day as well.
When you're taking a shit you don't feel uncomfortable if somebody is watching because you are doing something wrong. You feel uncomfortable because somebody is invading your privacy.

Who says that I, a individual with libertarian beliefs, don't recognise the problems of international capitalism and instead favor self-sufficient communities and people

I am a smidge south of you, almost a perfect "centrist". Neat.

so fight them in a way that actually makes a difference. Nobody gives a shit if you throw a pepsi can at a cop and post flyers.

you being a libertarian

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visit your mentor in hell if you got the time

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What you described were dumb stupid hypothetical questions that libertarians think about when they're stoned, not the main concern of libertarianism, which is abuses of state power.

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yes, I have done those things, and if I had been caught I would gladly pay the legal penalty. Some crimes are harder to avoid than others, but if you knew you would get caught every time you sped, you would be a fuck of a lot more careful about maintaining a legal speed while driving. It would make society more civil if people knew if they broke the law, they are going to get caught no matter what.

I would not care if someone was watching me shit. It's them that has to suffer through seeing that abomination occur, not me.

Most of these "valuable actions of others" where done out of egoistic interests as well though. None of these people want to help anyone, they just want money, prestige and all that other gay shit. Everyone is an egoist, so why should I waste my whole life participating a job I don't like if I could rather spend time doing the things I want. Life's short man

So? Libertarians can't even agree on the same shit. Same goes for the far right, commies, anarchists, libs, socs. Diffrent priorities and ways to get to what they wish.

HAHAHAHAHA NICE SPOOKS NERDS

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Soy Peronista

And fascists, don't forget the fascists. Was 6 million not real or not enough?

The ascended.
t. /pol/

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I do, and I cheer people that do. My point is that what you call "parasitism" is a legitimate act- leeching from a hostile power to harm it in some small way. Cheat on your taxes. Slack off at your job. Fake a disability to get free money. Plan a coup. Fuck the liberal state.
You don't give a fuck about abuses of corporate power, and you don't really care about the reality of liberalism which is an intertwining of money-power and state-power. My point regarding your class misidentification is also still relevant. Libertarianism is gay.
Peron > Pinochet

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making your business a lot of money makes your government a lot of money. It doesn't matter what your motivation is really as long as your action serves the nation. Being a welfare leech so you can stay at home playing video games all day smoking weed does not serve the nation.

Tankies and Libs get the FUCK out

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the only thing you listed that is even close to taking meaningful action is
>plan a coup

but note you went out of your way to only say plan. You know as well as I do that you'll never execute the plan. So what's the point?

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tankies is the dumbest fucking term people use seriously. You sound like a fucking brit using baby-talk in serious discussions.

yeah because first priority for "us" is liberty, you can do and believe whatever you want if you dont limit or hurt anyone...its OK to have different opinions...

I dont consider myself as libertarian (or any group, Iam just me), just my word view and opinions are closest to it...

I am as liberal as I was with 17 but from an economical perspective I understood that redistribution doesn't work and only companies are responsible for our wealth and some of the most important securities like free healthcare (in germany). People often complain about the bad capitalism, the bad companies (e.g. dieselgate) but never think about the reasons why there country has so many social benefits.
Especially young people nowadays have no own initiative but want everything for free and take everything for granted, they are mostly selfish faggots who don't think about the reasons, why our country has so many advantages compared to other countries.

Me : >So? Libertarians can't even agree on the same shit. Same goes for the far right, commies, anarchists, libs, socs. Diffrent priorities and ways to get to what they wish.

Note thefar right bit

This nigga: >hurr durr 6 million

If your gonna bait, at least try a bit more substance. Like this faggot,

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agree with you on the lib part, but you gotta rethink a bit, proto-comrade

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inb4 green text didn't work and pepe hates me cause im a no good cuck, weeb, commie libtard.

>the only thing you listed that is even close to taking meaningful action
Those are all intrinsically meaningful things that one person can do. Harming ZOG in any way is always good. "Take what you can, give nothing back" should be every sane person's motto with regard to the power structure.

Planning a coup requires military contacts and people willing to do it with you, but if you can make the attempt then you absolutely should.

The fuck is a tankie?

What makes you think I don't care about the abuses of corporate power? Did you identify with the wealthy when you were a libertarian? I don't think I've ever met any libertarian who did that before.

I don't give a fuck about the nation. Also, small jobs are important as well. What's wrong with having a small job to earn enough money to provide for your loved ones and do the things that make you happy? I don't want to be a part of your twisted competitive society.

A way to call communists that worship Stalin.

Someone who plays World of Tanks.

>Did you identify with the wealthy when you were a libertarian?
You always implicitly do. "Wait actually the rich are fucking kikes and don't have an interest with me" was part of my transition away from libertarianism. If you say stupid shit like "Well don't work there if you don't like it" then you're taking the side of the rich.

The name is stupid, the sentiment is correct.

The name is stupid, the sentiment is correct.

So libertarian right is right, as always kek...blaming goverment is legitimate as fuck, you must pay them under threat of force, so you have the biggest right to blame them...

Wut?

A Marxist-Leninist, as called by a "communist" who likes neoliberalism more than they like socialism

how do you even get there on this test what in the fuck

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Kek.

This was from a bit ago but my views havent changed

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we aren't in a position where we can kick back and relax. We still have enemies. A lot of them, and not just outside of our country. Only when the enemy is defeated can we truly relax.

We have the power right now to conquer the world and eliminate them, but the window of opportunity is fading fast. We are too content and cowardly to risk it all for a perfect world. Want to get rid of the rich Jews? Destroy them all. Want to never hear of communism again? Destroy them too.

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>making your business a lot of money makes your government a lot of money.
Fuck the government. Why on Earth would I give a FUCK about a government that's infested with Jewish bankers and Lugenpresse-worshipers and devotes itself to spreading poz to every corner of the globe?

Until the government serves the nation, it's worth less than nothing to me.

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Dude, this shit is legit incoherent, what do you mean I "Implicitly identify with the wealthy"? Yes lots of rich people are jewish, and they don't particularly care about non-jews, but what does that have to do with libertarians? And wtf was that last statement? it doesn't connect to anything.

euskadi ta askatasuna

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just scroll down till you see a compass with a single red dot. Fucking retard.

If you take the side of a capitalist over a worker (as when, for example, you say "but you don't have to work anywhere you don't want, just get a better job if you don't like it lmao" or "free trade benefits everyone because the GDP goes up" or "we shouldn't tax the rich because they create jobs") then you are identifying yourself with the rich. You're doing what the communists call classcucking and you should fucking stop it, because it's as bad as cucking on an ethnic level.

It seems to me that he's speaking flippantly about rich jews but ultimately his point is that libertarianism favors rich people.

I think libertarians hold too closely to principle instead of letting the principle guide them. Many of them are too fundamental about it and it can skew their views to something extreme like complete privatization of everything.

I am totally on board with shrinking government and increasing efficiency but a conversation with fundamental libertarians is impossible because I think that taxes are necessary and some functions are government essential.

yeah, "I want to be rich!" is as bad as "I want to be negro"

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what political opinion is it to simply want to purge all alien life we eventually discover?

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"I want to be rich" is fine. Materialistic and gay, but you know what, I'd love to have enough money to bankroll a coup, so I feel you.
"I'm not rich, but I'm going to shill for their interests to my own detriment" -is- exactly as bad as "I'm not a nigger, but I'm going to shill for their interests to my own detriment."

what a fucking idiot lol

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the correct one.

Kill them all, take their shit. It's the american way.

Wow, your a twisted fuck you know that? What makes you think it's important to "eliminate" other people? Forcefully shoving your ideology onto others thinking it will make the world a better place is the reason wars exist and guess what? No one wins in the end.

You think all this shit is important but it isn't. The universe doesn't give two fucks about us. So why waste our time with "competing with the enemy" or "being succesful" if we could rather do the things that make us happy?

The problem with unregulated capitalism is that minorities are completely disregarded. Sure, our country is top notch yadda yadda yadda but it's all on the cost of third world countries and other parties

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Am ancom.

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>The problem with unregulated capitalism is that minorities are completely disregarded.
the absolute STATE of "communists" in 2019
fascists really are the only real anti-capitalists left, huh

Ah, so that's what you meant. Those situations certainly do favor capitalists, but that's not the reason we allow those situations to occur. The reason capitalists are allowed to set terms of employment is because other entities would do it worse.

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>The reason capitalists are allowed to set terms of employment is because other entities would do it worse.
Syndicates set terms of employment better than capitalists but ok liberal

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What syndicates? crime syndicates?

The only way equality will ever be achieved is if there is only one type of person. There can't be racism with one race, no religious discrimination with one religion, no xenophobia with one nation.

We both have a similar vision of a perfect world. It's just that my way of getting there is actually feasible.

This pic is for you.

I dont understand why you imagine "rich pipo" as some aliens, and i dont give a fuck about them, my biggest problem is that goverment steals more than half of my income to pay for some stupid shit and i couldnt do anything about that (maybe become drug dealer)

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Same, except to the left about as much as you are to the right

Fuck

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Unions, co-ops, guilds. Coordinated by the state.
The technical term in fascist literature is more often "corporation" because owners get to sit in and the theory behind them is somewhat different than left-wing syndicalism, being inherited from Catholic distributism, but that has a connotation of "joint-stock corporation" which isn't what I mean at all

>muhhh taxation is theft
>but wage labor isn't
ok liberal

Friendly reminder: If you aren't in the green or the purple, you don't deserve to live in western countries.
Liberalism was the defining feature to come out of the enlightenment, and its why the west is what it is.

And also why the commies and the fascists lost.

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im surprised about being a (just a bit) leftist

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What makes you think people won't just keep subdividing along smaller and smaller classes? And what makes you think different races will necessarily lead to racism? I'm not white, most white people I've met have been cordial with me, and I've been friendly to them.

And what makes you think attempting your method would work?

liberalism is gay and I'm going to overthrow it because it has no defense against it

Where the fuck do you live that has a tax rate of 50%?
Cause it sure as hell ain't America.

t. Porky

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Porky is more accurate when he has a hooked nose

you can't say someone isn't racist just because they're friendly to you. We just aren't the same. Everyone realizes this at some level and it dictates their actions whether they actively realize it or not.

It's not that you're a bad person, it's just that we need unity, not division. If people subdivide from what is right, then they will need to go too. You may say what is right? To which I would say: read the bible. Then you point to "love another", and I do, but just because I love you doesn't preclude me from supporting your genocide. It's unfortunate but it has to be done.

oh god the Nazbols arrived

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>but wage labor isn't

yeah, it isn't

> Such as the Soviet Union?
> Such China?
> Such as Venezuela?

It would appear that state coordinated production is very effective, yessiry, now hand me those bread crumbs.

Good luck with that

would you care to attempt to resolve your hypocrisy?

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Tell me why I'm wrong and stupid.

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WE OUT HERE
[spoiler]I'm actually just a fascist but I love nazbol memes[/spoiler]
They're both theft, or more accurately "living in a society." Neither of them chafe me as long as I'm paid a fair wage and the tax system incentivizes good things. Neither of those things are true though.
>Soviet Union
Killed a lot of kulaks during the revolutionary period but Russia went from an agrarian feudal shithole to a great power so
>China
You mean the second superpower?
>Venezuela
I'm not a mestizo lmao

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represent, brother!

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I will listen to your ideas, disagree, and watch them be defeated in the free marketplace of ideas.

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This was my original link result

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Yeah, I just checked with some white people I know, they're not racist, and neither am I.

Why do you assume my death is necessary for unity?

Schmitt conclusively demonstrated that that doesn't work, and then Hitler and Mussolini proved the same by demonstration.
My ideas -are- popular, which is why they require corporate suppression.

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I sure am happy that all those groceries are in the market where rich people can get them and not in my kitchen.

>anyone caring more about human races than the man-xeno dichotomy

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because you are an Other. Society will never function optimally as long as we have Others to distract us from achieving our full potential.

World peace will only be achieved through one global, final war, after which we institute the one world government, clean up anybody we missed and has different thoughts about how to run things, and then we can kick back and enjoy our new perfect world.

A great power, at the cost of 100 million dead. Quite the deal I must say, don't forget that Chernobyl was caused by your beloved "syndicate management" Same deal with China too, and they've been doing better since they adopted more and more capitalist practices.

You are correct, and part of the only worthwhile political philosophy.
That doesn't mean you are intelligent though.

ayyyyy, kys. It would be better for the world.

I'm pretty much this, i always get called a nazi tho

Indeed, it's not a right. So what? Military and police protection aren't rights either so let's get rid of them?

I'd be more bothered by anyone ending up on the authoritarian side of the scale than either left or right.

>Chernobyl was caused by your beloved "syndicate management"
Who knew the Soviet Union was fascist!
>Same deal with China too, and they've been doing better since they adopted more and more capitalist practices.
China is actually fascist, ironically

EU ofc, its with "health care" and "social security" included (close to 60% of total income) which are just another words for tax.

That might sound good but in reality you pay for everything in hospital, and get really shitty services if you dont pay for private doctors anyways...

Social security...Average person get around 20% from what they paid there...thats -80% return, great investment!

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And what prevents you from further subdividing along hair color, area of origin, differences in religion, and height.

Also, society seems to be functioning quite fine with "others" in it.

Sure would love to meet rich who aren't predators, cronies or rent-seekers.

>138 IQ
>bragging about high IQ on the internet
Choose one

So why do you believe syndicate management would be superior to private ones?

Petit bourgeois small business owners that no one hates and most people want to see benefit that libertarians for some reason consider to be the same as people who are richer than god

More like,
>intelligent
>proud of high IQ
choose one

not all differences are the same.

and I already said there would only be one religion - Christianity. If you have a difference in religion, you are not a christian and will therefore have to be eliminated. Even if this culls humanity down to a couple hundred thousand or so, it would be worth it.

and once we have the perfect world, why would anyone do anything to upset it? Do you think people who are living a great life will suddenly say fuck it and go back to islam or something? It would be suicide.

Generally when unions are in charge wages are higher and working conditions are better

At least you're honest.

God ia dead, hail Satan.

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Not all differences are the same, but the difference in our race is just as irrelevant as the difference in our hair color. You still haven't made a convincing case that not being a part of your group disrupts your group. Btw Catholics and Protestants used to hate each other, what would you do over that?

And after you purge the world, new subcultures will arise in different places, look at how different siblings are, even when they grow up under similar conditions and similar parents.

I don't have a major issue with people forming unions, but would you have the state demand production from them? Why would that be more productive than having capitalists negotiate with workers?

Here's the negative aspects that came with that score. My skills: being an all rounder, have many interests. Have done multiple martial arts, skated and rode bmx, even sold weed in the streets (legalized now), joined an art school while still attending High school, immediately after graduation I studied the Quran within 5 months I learned to read, write and translate Arabic. The loneliness has taken it's toll on me, kinda lost all my previous aspirations.

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Free to be in debt for decades to get an education and freedom to be jailed for Weed.

I LOVE ME SOME FREEDOM

The state's role in a fascist economy is to reconcile the interests of owners, workers, and the population at large. I think we can all agree it's bad both to have people accumulating obscene amounts of money and paying poverty wages, as well as to leave commodities unproduced because the union wants five minutes longer for breaks. The priority should be national well-being and prosperity, so I can't say whether it means the state would be demanding production from them or demanding capitalists pay restitution to them for being shitty- it's a situational thing.

tbf you should be in jail for weed, not because it's particularly bad but because potheads are annoying. :^)

Honestly I'm upset with anybody that doesn't end up in the purple square but hey
skidaddle skidoodle

Center.

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>This many left wing people

Did not expect Yea Forums to have this man people that can use basic thinking skills.

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Where is the ENTP gang at?

u are an idiot. stalin is top left, very top left

You dont understand Left wing = socialism = communism = bad

It is that simple right?

fuck off socially able people

this post was made by INTJ gang

a lot of the nazis are just memeing (i hope)

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I still residually consider myself right-wing but the test assigns economic planning and smoothing of the Pareto curve to the left so whatever

>socialism = communism are not the same.
lol, The two are interchangeable in some ways, but very different in others.

Nah I'm actually a Nazi I just dislike you less than I dislike capitalists

catholics are idol worshippers. They are not true christians.

and people will only be different if they are allowed to be. It's simple - just don't allow them to be.

let's meet in the middle and be nazbols

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Based

found the newfag

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>christfags

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and (literally) redpilled

I honestly think that anyone who has a different score than me is fucking retarded and should be shot

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