Should I buy a fleshlight Yea Forums?

DO NOT buy from fleshlight. Buy from any other company, fleshlight produces the shittiest sex toys, they are awful and overpriced. I still regret my purchase

Using a fleshlight is still masturbation you fucking knob. It's just masturbation with help of a tool instead of your hand. Still masturbation though.

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Flight Pilot model is also good

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Have sex, incel

If you're a britfag lovehoney has got a sale on em right now

Well then any tips on getting a gf?

How?

1. Use can opener to open top of Tall can.
2. Wash inside of can
3. Wrap vinyl glove with old socks.
4. Stuff glove wrapped in socks into can.
5. Use tape or elastic band to hold glove fold over.
6. Add lube.
7. ?????
8. PROFIT

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Whores exist for a reason

They feel really good. Fleshlights make me cum harder than nearly anything. When I had one I would get stoned and just edge with my fleshlight for like an hour. Felt like fucking heroin. They are pretty expensive though. I had the Flight model and the STU model at one point. I would say the STU was better.

Once my roomate found it while hanging out with a chick he was trying to fuck and he opened it and spilled my cum on himself. He was livid. I just told him it was mine and I got it because it feels good. Like, no biggie. I have a gf. But everyone masturbates. If someone gives you a hard time about it, fuck them.

The worst part is that you have to clean them every time.

buy a chastity cage and stop masturbating except your monthly release
no joke, it makes cumming way more exciting

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>implying i would repeatedly stick my dick in that

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FAGGOT

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Gettho fap sleeve is best sleeve

yeah no fucking shit
are you surprised a mongolian basket weaving forum is full of fags?

I've been using it for one week. Just rinse out with water and soap. It's a vinyl glove meaning it's waterproof inside so it's safe to wash out and reuse.

How do you think fleshlights users do it?

forgot to mention: Add holes in can to allow air flow. Otherwise the vinyl glove will grip too tightly to the dick and get pulled out with yo dick

I bought a BJ stroker. They're cheaper and feel amazing. Probably not as durable, but mines not showing any signs of wear after about 2 months is regular use (and regular cleaning)

yeah no hygience issues, it just looks nasty as shit so it's a total turnoff
i'm not fucking a can of ravioli any time soon

It's pretty cool the first few times if you actually warm it up and use enough lube. If you close your eyes it doesn't exactly feel like a real vagina, probably closer to a blowjob, but it's still a lot better than jerking it.

I got bored with it after a few times though. It's a pain in the ass to warm it up, it's messy with all the lube, and cleaning it is kind of gross and not extremely easy, and bad things happen if you are lazy about cleaning it.

I would give it a shot, it's just like 80 bucks plus lube so it won't break your bank (hopefully). Maybe it will work better for you than it did for me.

meh i had a fleshlight and also bought like a silicone ass
I mean both feel great but it gets really boring after some time
Also its quite an effort, which kinda kills the vibe of masturbating
You have to clean it, then you have to dry it, you have to use lube, it makes sounds, its hard to watch porn and manage all this at the same time
I dont know, for me its too much work
Im pretty sure you wont use it often

Here is a pro tip.

Dont get the flesh light.
Instead get the Hitachi magic wand (or similar) and get the "Humming bird attachment" its amazing.

Had someone else from /b recommend me it and ive never looked back to my flesh light

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It's a good idea if you want it. Sure you can save money by not buying, but I think it's worth the sixty or seventy dollars unless you're a poorfag. It's basically the price of a new triple-A video game.

This combo I can go from 0 to done in about 30 seconds. It works too good.

Its much less of a hassle too use and feels great. But yeah it makes me cum in less than a minute

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What about onaholes guys? Is it the same thing or even better?

I bought the autoblow 2 and it, well, blew. It felt alright enough, but the fact that the speed doesn't automatically change without you changing it just takes me out of it. Women don't blow you like that, they speed up and slow down at random. Also it has to be plugged in and is loud as hell. I left it on and went into the hallway in my apartment and closed the door and I could totally hear it.

Used it twice and chucked it, waste of like 120 bucks.

Get a lamp dimmer that the hitachi plugs into, you can get it to go much lower than low and you have fine control over the speed. No more On and Hyperdrive.

Amazon

buy a dildo

Yeah i built my own circuit to adjust the speed at random and vibrate much slower, this is what i went to collage for

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>can of ravioli

actually is can of Kvass

"Kvass is a traditional fermented Slavic and Baltic beverage commonly made from rye bread"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kvass

the slav aesthetic could kind of save it tbh famalan
even though it's literally rotten bread in a can

its like alcohol free stouts, its pretty good

is it better than your hand tho

Sex slaves

good for a while but gets boring. You have to wash, clean and dry it after. just do no fap for a month or two or start wanking over different types of porn, HFE (hands free ejaculation) or something

My GF and I keept the sex toys in the nightstand drawer and my girlfriends kid opened and saw the fleshlight and some vibrators and asked me what they were, I told her to ask her mom. I was totally embarrassed but my GF handled it well.

why does she have a kid, you cuck

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It sounds like you are ready to move on to women, Milamber.

Fleshlights are pretty good, you need lots of lube, and dont neglect cleaning it. I left one in my wardrobe for months after nutting in it. Did that a few times. After a while theres no rescuing it. Once i left it in hot water, turned it inside out and put it back in the plastic container, felt even better than pussy srs. The tightest, warmest shit youve ever stuck your dick in.

She has 3, none with me, all from previous relationships

Flesh lights are fun and feel great but they require consistent cleaning

Also me personally the novelty hasn't worn off and I use it time to time

Assuming you meant to reply to me:
Dude why do you put up with your GF having 3 kids from previous (plural) relationships.

Sounds pretty cucky to me.

Dont clean up someone else mess

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ive tried a large amount of onaholes from various jp companies and i have 3 fleshlights. the fleshlights always felt way better and more realistic than the onaholes unless you spend like 200 dollars for a full torso onahole. id recommend getting the destroya. the TURBO STIMULATION bullshit is a meme but its by far the softest and most enveloping one i have, and it feels fucking great.

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The kids are great, plus she likes to have sex all the time and she never asks me for money and she had a great job and gets child support from the kids fathers. I have never been happier and never want kids of my own and she doesn't want any more so life is good.

I bought one about a year and a half ago, it is great as your nut is much better and it requires a little bit more set up so you actually start fapping less, have stronger erections. As for sensation? Of course actually pussy is going to be better, but it's definitely better than your hand. I would suggest the quick shots, to be honest I didn't like my STU fleshlight all that much, when I first got it, having that much on my head actually was a little uncomfortable when I cum.

Saying that I wouldn't buy another Fleshlight, this time around I would go to Toy Demon and get a weeb one as I hear they sensation is much closer to actual pussy and they make and sell way more rubber pussy in Japan than America so I assume they've gotten better at it.

Fuck the stigma against male masterbators, girls have like 5 on average each and they get dick thrown at them while men have to work hard to get pussy but are looked down upon for buying something to make masterbating feel better

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Do those hurt?

Grow up.

nope, worst thing is a light pressure when you try to get hard, but that's more of a horny/denied pleasure than actual pain
nights are apparently uncomfortable for some but i never had any issues

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Alright, I was thinking about getting one because I jerk off too much

They are better than pussy. Dont even play.

everyone is entitled to their opinion I guess. I disagree. It's better than pussy in that you don't have to deal with the woman attached, but sensation wise, I'd like to know which one you got. I got the sleeve warmer also, and that shit doesn't get very hot, not sure if mine is broken or something, and it doesn't retain the heat well.

Yeah that sounds excessive.
Mines just basically a pocket pussy, but you can create suction with it, and the texture feels like a mouth. It was definitely worth the 20-30 bucks I threw at it.
Especially when paired with a quality vibrating cock ring
Holy fuck

Or you can just not masturbate normally.

top kek look at this cuck hows it feel to raise another mans kid?
hows it feel to be the last in a billion year old chain of life?

I had the STU and it made me nut hard as fuck. Sometimes i would spin it around when I was about to nut and...holy moly...

Not to mention the suction which no pussy can create. Maybe im just weird, I actually like BJs more tgan pussy.

Best buy of my life OP. It requires lubricant tho

It makes fapping a lot more funny, I like Stoya Destroya the most

Honestly dude, if your happy then im all for it.
I just cant imagine being with someone in the situation your in