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Itt - things that are not funny
Then you post something fag.
ylyl are always doomed to be not funny at all
except if they have greentexts
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
This looks familiar, ugh
Lost
fucking got me
>when a grown up meets a midget
How come you never see black school shooters?
>that is a fake but it would be so awesome and funny if it was true
^that was my first thought, but then i googled and was amused
fuck me how did that make me lose.
> please mommy, an old fag is making fun of reality, reeeeee
The saddest part is, these days man call themselves woman and break records. So headlines luke these are never going to apoear anymore
Lost it
must be scary, shooting kids all day
keyword : school
better than marrying them or fucking goats
had not considered that
lost
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
is this even possible?
That’s kind of sad actually
Antiantinazis desperately searching for a cure to their retardation. - 2018
Operation Human Shield
Mein Niggers
Dangit now I feels
I knew it was derived from mongoloid, but I figured it just refered to any human with low IQ. More accurately I just didn't realize it was a term aimed at actual retards, similar to how we often call white people niggers
No one cares, fuck off
Very original, reddit
Love these
Explain please
thats fake kiddo's
I just took one of the oldest meme on my folder, it's a mix between pic related and the neckbeard
kill yourself
Im surprised it happened in Pennsylvania. Frankly, the first state which came to mind was Florida
>i'm here for the job interview
Every liberal is losing their fucking mind about this.
"IT WAS JUST PRACTITH!! OPEN YOUR MIND!!!!"
Gonna need some help with this one.
OMG lost why is that so funny
for which job are you applying sir?
>fbhffbhsshsswwwhhh
I'm surprised it's three whites. It's usually people from other cultures that do degenerate things.
tell us ubout your triggered pronouns
Ethan Ralph?
rude
I guess if it had been middle easterners
it would hardly be worth reporting
animal lovers in all the wrong ways
fuckin beautiful
scary movie?
Fucking lost! Kek lol lilz!!!
Lol fuck off stacy
I will never understand what the fuck those commercials thought they were gonna achieve with this.
I don't get it
why, are you a liberal?
I would love a universe where this was true.
They were all right side up from the begining. I hate this.
lost
Do anyone have that pick of a banana, I think I saw it here, he had his peele off or something
As an Italian I find this hilarious.
Flippin amazing. How do I make them upside down again?
found him
EXPLAIN!!!!
Pay debts
It’s an optical illusion.
They kill enough of their own kind on the streets....besides...how many niggers actually graduate 6th grade anyway? Got to get to school in order to shoot it up lol
>NIGGERS
Auslitz
No. bisexual simply means you are attracted to two genders, usually the male and female gender. Homosexual means being attracted to one gender and hetero means being attracted to a different gender.
Which one is the right side up one?
wanna find out
Could have said "House Large Aryan" maybe replaced uburnt with unfit
Wrong, your opinion isn't the correct definition. Pick a dictionary.
I thought it was but the others didn't flip, only the bowls in the bottom left corner
Yes
is this Buzzfeed Israel?
This.
why are you say gay Kandykorn
That's so gross bro. A dude literially let an orangutan fuck his hand.
Bi = 2
sexual in this instance = attraction.
Where the fuck are you getting the 'only 2 genders' part? Oh look, homo means 1, that must mean there is only 1 gender!
Goddamit I can't tell the edits from the real comic anymore..
you might be mentally challenged if this is your definition of humor. it's correct, but there is literally zero humor
Just saying man, pick a book, a real one, a dictionary to be more precise. Come back then.
They all look upside down at first, then you start looking for the right one and realize they all are. At least for me.
have you seen her other pics? they are pretty hardcore..
>autist
the reason why that pic is funny is because her iCloud was hacked to get the nudes, and she looks like shes bending over to fart so a cloud comes out and it's icloud
women would lose to men in practically all physical sports. Noone is surprised by this, not women, nor "liberals". It's apples and oranges.
is this a feel thread ?
she could just leave him?
>Any right wing person blaming degeneracy on blacks, ever.
What the fuck user?
That nigga spit on dat pussy first oh shit
That's kinda awesome
> writes post on Facebook
> my
zuckerbug would like to interject...
Are you offended, faggot?
still, it's funny how most whites who campaign for these kinds of arguments mostly were unable to attain higher education and/or a decent job
You can't. They should show it as egzample of quantum phisics.
every discussion board online
Germany is the same tbh. Had to go there for errands and have seen maybe ... 5% German people? 10 would be too much.
and these weren't like immigrants, I have not seen one of those. just normal migrants. but so many. it's insane.
I don't think humor was the intent of this post user
Also funny how bluepilled faggots who think they are intelligent fail to see the truth.
Looks more like Dennis Hassert and Larry Craig in an airport men's room. You just got cucked faggot.
this is like eating a rancid pussy for fuck's sake. maybe she should shower? maybe he shouldn't do such weird shit on the first date?
what the fuck is wrong with people.
> tfw one time gf almost sat on my face
> got creeped out
lmao
Aha that file name
You do realize 'homo' means same right? it would be monosexual for 1 gender to apply
Thats a tiny ass dick
So if there are N genders or a spectrum of genders and an individual is attracted to one of those (but not the traditional opposite) are they still a heterosexual?
God saffe de queen.
lel
fitting
MOAR!!!!
lol some edgelords got triggered
What's with all this garbage pol humor.
Get the fuck out.
pol is that way ---> /pol/
What a fucking newfag cant link boards
How is plebbit going faggot?
why do you feel the need to do this in every thread? are you that lonely, attention whore?
this is gold with sound
With very straight cocks its is, possibly even down benders
>Homo means 1
Kek, good bait
look at all the incels you got riled up lmao
>worshiping losers
These are kinda shit for the effort that goes into them.
lost xD
New bread when?
legitimately curious if it's like pro team exhibition matches and the NFL "pro bowl" type events: where they have 2nd and 3rd string people putting in 20% effort because it's not important enough to risk getting hurt.
Damn..
what kind of retarded peasant-class degenerate lowlife-parents name is "brandilyn"
honestly, south africa should be a black baby and northern ireland should be a flaming dumpster
What a fuckin bullshit. Nigga please go be stupid somewhere else.
She looks like gillie from GoT
Just move a little from your monitor
bruh, I've been to North-West Germany, and then traveled through the country. how is that "bullshit". I've been to shops, petrol stations, official buildings, hotel, streets, etc.
even the employees at the hotel were migrants. the official place was full.
I don't care man, I don't live there. the UK is the same from what I heard.
so someone whi is bi is attrqcted to both genders right?
>has never seen a women use a urinal
protip: with a slight bend of their hips, women can pee higher than men. Not agreeing or disagreeing with the statement - just holding every one to the actual truth.
kek
Lost
I live in Germany you dickhead. There are like 5% of muslims here. So what the fuck are you talking about.
God damn it!
Even if You count slavic migrants - there will be no more than 10% of population
Protip: if a woman jumps she can even hit the ceiling literally aiming to the ceiling
Protip: If a women sits down in the urinal she can perfectly aim into it
Protip: if she bends low enough, with her ass pointing towards the urinal, she will be able to shit on it without any trouble at all
Protip: evade doing such retarded obvious pov next time to avoid looking like, a retard.
oh ya? let's see it. 'Cuz all the science actually says the opposite LOL
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"American Anthropological Association Statement on 'Race'".
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Aronson, E; Wilson, TD; Akert, AM (2005). Social Psychology (5th ed.).
Upper Saddle River, NJ: Prentice Hall.
Behrman, JR; Alderman, H; Hoddinott, J (2004). "Hunger and Malnutrition" (PDF). Copenhagen Consensus.
Archived from the original (PDF) on 2006-10-25.
Bellinger, David C; Stiles, Karen M; Needleman, Herbert L (December 1992).
"Low-Level Lead Exposure, Intelligence and Academic Achievement: A Long-term Follow-up Study". Pediatrics.
Berlet, Chip (Summer 2003).
"Into the Mainstream". Intelligence Report (110).
Archived from the original on 2 February 2010. Retrieved 21 February 2012.
Block, Ned (2002).
"How heritability misleads about race". In Fish, Jefferson (ed.).
Race and Intelligence: Separating Science from Myth.
Lawrence Erlbaum and Associates.
Borsboom, Denny (September 2006).
"The attack of the psychometricians". Psychometrika.
Brace, C Loring (1999).
"An Anthropological Perspective on 'Race' and Intelligence: The non-clinal nature of human cognitive capabilities".
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Race is a four letter word. Oxford University Press. p. 326.
"race". Encyclopedia Britannica (Online ed.). Encyclopedia Britannica Inc. 2012.
I can go all day
Homo means same you fucking idiot.
Shut down like a bitch, your opinion is not a fact.
I'm guessing you've been to Berlin, or some other major German city then?
If I went to the USA and base the entire country's ethnic demographics on towns in southern Texas or Silicon valley I too could say that there are few "Americans" in USA, but it would hardly be true.
A surprising amount of ignorant nigs pass 6th grade... I know, when I was in high school they were everywhere, and I only knew a few black people that were legitimately decent and intelligent.
Fucking lost
Fucking lost lmao
You gotta go to a school to shoot one up
its the special forces
Lol
Underrated.
lost
Then how did Caitlyn Jenner demolish a field of MALE athletes?
Only physical sport in which women are at least close to men is long distance running, they're useless at everything else except making sandwiches
Germany traded Jews for Muslims and this is what it looks like. Just remember that.
Have seen. Some black tranny and a skinny white dude. Shit looked uncomfortable, but then if you are taking a cock in the ass comfort is probably low down on your list of expectations.
Sooooo 2 genders. Bitch, do you even logic?
Honestly man, good for them. They seem like a decent couple. Sure they are fat as fuck but they have common interests etc.
tfw you thought you'd seen everything Yea Forums had to offer.
Lost
Don't pester the vester
reddit.com
OOOH looky here, an entire subreddit with hundreds of just the pics your looking for and most likely the origins of this pic, do you dare cross this unholiest of thresholds?
>Lord chief justice Lord Judge
I look at the top right container, that flips the others upside down again
That made me fucking SAD.
what's with the random black chick on the left? I thought those weren't allowed in Israel?
I hate that bitch
how can he even say "would you like fries with that?"
fake
Fun fact, With the exception of you Humans have the largest cocks of any primate.
Black people
lol
wtf
/pol/ seething as always
Lol being bi is a mental disease anyways so who cares.
Let them excuse it how they want.
I was going to make a joke about jerking it to this anime girl, but this is sacred.I'm glad this brought someone some comfort in this harsh world.
should have said "Please report her for making false accusations. Furthermore, I did not rape her."
For those wanting info then look up the recent study on brain size and density among race, peer reviewed.
Or IQ and military applications and their reasoning for it and then the bell curve in IQ to match.
All science says it is true. Anyone else is kike.
Yeah, except eminent domain. Donald "I'm a globalist" Trump has even gone to say he loves eminent domain. Whatever. At least it's not Killary "Don't whistle-blow or you'll get suicided" Clinton.
homo means same & hetero means different. Go to bed