Confess secrets bois

I hurt people when they hurt me, because I'm tired of being the only one hurt.

Sounds amazing

Yea Forumsless me padre for I have sinned...

I have, and still do, want to fuck the ever loving goat piss out of my wife's two best friends. I've tried so remarkably hard to get them to les-out and just let me watch but my wife won't go for that because she's self-conscious about her body image.

yikes

So fucking do it user. Don't let the word "no" stop you. Treat yourself like the King you are.

You are blessed. Find a way to get creepshots of these girl to satisfy your urges.

There's nothing wrong with that. It's perfectly legal and straight. I'm 25 and I want to pound my 21 year old co-worker. She's small and wears a lot of revealing outfits.
I only worry when I see teenage girls that I find attractive because I know it's wrong. Anybody over 18 is fair game, mate.

Explain please.

It's low tier but here

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I called in an anonymous tip on my neighbor that was dealing drugs (mostly weed but also pills and small amounts of cocaine) because he had sex with a girl I had just started dating.

I took her to his party as our third date and ended up making out with him while I was sitting next to her on the couch. Then they walked back to his room and fucked and it was obviously over between us.

He got arrested, obviously, and went to jail, but i don't know how long. Hopefully his ass got turned out while he was in there.

Have you tried getting them drunk?

A friend of mine thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her so she asked my help to put spy cams all over the house. So I agree but the thing that she dont know that I made it so I can log in from anywhere I want and watch. So like a pervert I am I have watched her naked and having sex with her boyfriend.

whats the other Butt.jpg you have saved

Maybe you'll find love, maybe you won't, but so far you seem to be doing okay user, and it sounds like you're making money which is cool

It's the same image, it got copied twice idk why

Hey thanks user. That shit ain’t half bad.
I used to have a YUGE porn folder with just about every female friend I knew and then my hard drive died.

That was 4 years ago and I’m still upset about the loss. So many years of work gone.

People think I have this well paying job, but I don't. I I'm just being frugal and spend money where it matters

Hell yeah. You better be saving backups.

Fucking nice.

Hawt. So is the boyfriend cheating?

Thank you padre

Yes. The most I got was an over the clothes groping from my wife to one of the girls. Then my wife chickened out. The other girl seemed willing.

Savage!

Stomped some birds to death. 5 or so. Birds were in fact created by the government as none of them flew away as I proceeded to stomp them 1 by 1

todos somos nisman

More alcohol!! Lol. I was with my girlfriend’s family a couple years back and her sister got trashed and tried to make a move. I’m glad I wasn’t drunk enough to go for it. Would’ve ruined our relationship.

The boyfriend is cheating but I can't have her find out because if she does there will be no need for the camaras.

My ex girlfriend for the longest time strung me ong as to whether or not she wanted to be with me. Shit fucked me up and slid into depression mode. Now if anything people do hurts me I just come at their life and make them feel like shit about themselves. It's this disgusting reflex almost and I don't like it.

I don't really mind, it's just not something I can ever tell anyone in real life, ever. It will be a secret that I only post anonymously and otherwise take it to my grave. No matter how liberal you are with your views on sex, NOBODY, especially a woman, will hear "I had sex with whores over 100 times" and feel anything but revulsion.

There's a totally unwarranted stigma about it that will never go away. Most people think "lol ur dick must be rotting off" but after all this time I haven't gotten a single STD, and yes I do get tested frequently. Whores, as long as you don't fuck the junkie street variety (which I avoid), are a lot more careful about their health than most women. There is a risk, but no greater than fucking a random bar skank.

it was pretty petty and hypocritical since I made sure to stock up on weed from him before placing the call, but fuck him.

Thanks user, feelsbadman, I feel your pain. Here's hoping one day you can get something back, in the meantime, that's what b is for!

That’s fucked. Does he bring other women into the house?

Ah ok. That makes sense, user.

Haha, yep! I found a handful of decent pics on a thumb drive. I have more backed up somewhere. I’m not really looking for my other hard drives but if I ever come across one I might get some good fapping back.

I have no secret.

I'm extremely jealous and protective of my girl, but in the future I fully intend on sharing her with and showing her off to friends. Actually one friend and I already have a half decent plan laid out.

I am a 22 year old virgin, and I've been fapping to porn multiple times a day since I was like 16. Now I can't get hard around literal 10/10 women because my brain is so ruined by porn. I'm trying to reset myself by not watching any porn or fapping. It's been 3 days, and I feel horny and I want to watch porn, but I'm still not getting very hard. I woke up with morning wood today, so I don't think I'm permanently ruined. I'm worried that I wouldn't be able to lose my virginity even I had the chance, because my dick is so desensitized that it wouldn't work in a normal situation.
I'm going to continue not fapping until I'm back to normal.

Dated a girl totally new to the sex thing. She broke my heart. She thinks I'm the only one who's seen her nude. Mfw my brother and my best friend have. Small victories in life.

you're almost at the age i was when i decided to just say fuck it and called up a whore off of backpage. Follow in my footsteps, whore apprentice user.

I've been in love with a girl since I was 7 years old and she has no idea I still have romantic feelings for her.

I paid for winrar

Nah, I'm more strong willed than that. I'll fuck some random thot from tinder before I'll pay for a whore. It's free, and I'll probably never see her again, so if the sex is bad, who cares? Still lost my virginity.

Hate to break it to you because I was in that situation for almost 20 years, but life isn't a romantic comedy movie, the scenario you are hoping for when you make a heartfelt confession and she marries you will never happen. Move on, find someone else.

I'm not real but people want me to pretend I am, mainly because they can't deal with their own nothingness.

I thought I killed my ex with my dick. I did not. We decided one day anal without lube would be a good idea. It was not lol. I bottomed out as fast as I could, the bitch arches back and screams one of those weird silent screams, then passes out. She came to a few minutes later. Shit was wild.

if it's that easy why haven't you? You don't get to 22 and be a virgin just because you mangled your cock by jerking it too much.

Why waste time swiping through tinder anyway when sex isn't guaranteed and even if it is, you have to convince her to do it instead of getting exactly what you want exactly when you want it with someone who will never talk to you again if you don't want her to?

When my nieces stay at my house I let them sunbathe topless/nude

Oh yeah, I know it would never work. She's in a happy relationship anyway and I'm happy for her.

i told myself the same thing while i tearfully masturbated to pictures of her in her wedding dress on facebook

Ages?

I'd bet my left nut that they'll be in the single digits considering where we're posting.

10 & 12

>if it's that easy why haven't you?
Mostly anxiety and jerking off too much, which I've attempted to "fix" in the past, but always slipped back into shutting myself in at my apartment and jerking off. This time, I'm fucking serious about improving. This time I mean it. I'm going to stop fapping, start going out more, stop being so anxious, and get myself laid. I'm angrier and more determined now lmao

yeah ok buddy, I believe you

But when that doesn't work out, just a heads up: backpage doesn't exist anymore, you want listcrawler or eros.

>I couldn't improve my life, so that means that nobody else can either
I guess misery loves company. Just because you failed doesn't mean that I will. I'm more determined than you were. I won't let this defeat me. I will pass on my genes. You won't.

who said my life needs improving? I didn't turn to whores because I had to, like I was defeated, I did it because I didn't feel like jumping through all the hoops. I don't need a wife and child to complete me. If I get one, great, if I don't, also great. You sound like a bitter/jealous fag because you know you can't afford the lifestyle i'm talking about.

I hope your future wife is happy with your limp dick that even when it gets hard will only last for 2 or 3 pumps.

I "accidentally" sent a dick pic to my best friend, and she said she liked it and wants to see it again. My gf doesn't know

When I was too young to know any better, I had a really weird neighbor who paid me to drink a glass of his cum on camera every Sunday. I have no idea what happened to the videos and he never did anything else with me.

I've never told anyone but Yea Forums.

Be nice guy
>wife up cool girl
>over time start thinking her sister is hot
>setup spy cam
>see her shower
>fap for days
>not enough, start fantasizing about her
>she gets dumped
>stays two weeks with us
>gets black out drunk
>drug her with Xan
>whip out cam
>fuck her while out cold
>don’t pull out
>spy on her shower
>film her reaction to the creampie discovery
>new fetish is born
Inb4 I’m a monster

Wild. How much he pay you?

I’ve been sober for the last 43 days for the first time in over a decade. My girl is one of the few things I am proud of and already I have moved from a crackhouse to living with respectable roommates. I managed to keep my current job, lost part time due to drinking and drugs. I am steady burying myself in credit card debt and at 32 I don’t see too much stock in financially bettering myself, yet I am living clear headed for the first time in so long I forgot how to legally go shopping so it’s a push. I am sober to see my old man off who is going quick and I’ve managed to hold this relationship together. I didn’t get pussy while using due to MAJOR premature ejaculation, which has been an intense mindfuck because I got the lucky end of the punnit square as regards looks and dick. But then I found the glory of taking Paxil which gives you raging headaches, the shits, and the ability to go all night. So currently I am with this 10/10 22 year old who’s bday was yesterday and I just threw it on the credit card which yeah I’ll be living paycheck to paycheck and yeah she’s striving for grad school but right now I am understanding the world and feeling life more than I ever have.

To tell you fags the truth, my only regret today has been spending $20 on stocks/robinhood because I don’t have a penny to waste. Thanks to whomever started this peace

$10 every week. I got a nice allowance and I've always been a saver, so it was just a little more money being stuffed away at the time.

I had no idea it was sexual when I was doing it. Even after I started understanding sex it still didn't really occur to me until years later.

When I was 16 I made out with and fingered a 9yo girl

chad, did nothing wrong

good job user, it sounds like you still have some work to do but you got the big one out of the way. Just keep it up. Even if things like your debt get overwhelming, just remember why you are happy now and why you wanted to stop. Don't get nostalgic and have "one last time", no matter how much you want to.

good luck

I just accidentally tried to masturbate after eating a lemon. Regret, do much regret

i'm surprised people have supported it. The only other person I told stopped being my friend not long after I told him and would always call me a snitch.

Thank you, man. Sincerely.

I have a faint memory of probably my dad sticking his fingers up my ass when i was probably 3 or 4? I dont know if it was him, just remember screaming a lot while someone held me down. It doesnt haunt me, just makes me wonder, why?

I'm gonna get fucked up on Xanax to go to prom later. Any advice?

take a double dose, nose dive into the next life

Thanks user.

>my buddy fucks his cousins
>count me in too
>deadfishs in bed
>they fucked their dads too
>soulless cunts

Nothing for, user.

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Whats the plan?

Sorry that happened, but it's not necessarily a sexual thing. I have heard of a doctor telling a parent that if your baby/toddler is extremely constipated, you can fix it with your finger. Still gross and traumatizing, but don't write your dad off as a pedo automatically. I mean, he might be, but he might have just been trying to help you.

I've seen other guys' assholes

No means yes. Especially when sex is involved.

Thanks that does lift some weight actually. Its just, weird, man. In the memory my room almost completely dark, and im lying down over someone's lap facing a mirror. And then they begin and I try to get away shaking, kicking and calling for my mom. And he just pushes harder to keep me in place. Thats all I remember. Its all blury.

Ex used to snowball me and honestly that shit was hot as fuck.

it is definitely sketchy and if it b others you you should seek answers if that will help - I just wanted to let you know there's still a chance he wasn't fingerblasting you for fun. The fact that it was dark (if you are remembering right) makes it sound more like it was, though.

I was super horny and started to engage in dirty chat with a very young girl on Omegle once, and I shit you not, I made it about 3 messages in and realized that she was a child and had no idea what she was doing, and I have never felt more disgusting in my entire life than I did in that moment. I immediately disconnected, and I nearly threw up. I felt horrible. Never done it again since.

I have fondled my cousin while she was sleeping
She woke up.

Im Black

I was once a “Nice Guy” and sadly still own the fedora.

I feel miserable

>because I know it's wrong
It isn't, it's completely natural to want to fuck a young girl of breeding age.

How young are we talking, mate?

I might try to get answers. It wont be easy to bring up and i dont think i'll belive whatever he tells me was "actually" happening but it might help. Thank you, user.

I was 20 and I think she was 11 or 12. I remember asking something like "You horny too?" and she said something along the lines of "I don't know" and I could feel my lunch coming back up. I disconnected immediately and nearly vomited. I don't remember exactly what she said or what I said, because I tried to block it out of my mind. It was the most disgusting moment of my life.

I jerked off to a total stranger on some old video site.
I also set up multiple times to meet for fuck on Craigslist, but backed out at the last second. I even sent dick pics.
I met with a girl on Meetme a while ago, but I was tricked by the corner shot and she was really fat.
When leaving my state, I managed to get a girl from my school and in my class to detail her sex with her boyfriend, and the boyfriend got on and threatened to kill me. I moved the next day.

I am ashamed of how thirsty I used to be, and I will take those to the grave without my gf ever knowing.

Also my stepfather was a notorious drunk, and he made me pull down my pants to show him my dick. When I did, he laughed at me and said I was hung like a horse. Also when I was 7 I was naked waiting for the shower, I was playing with my toys, and my stepfather was secretly recording it. He then showed it to me and told me he was going to show everyone I knew, and he kept it up until I started crying, then he deleted it and laughed at me for crying.

I have an alt account on Insta where I roleplay as a twenty year old girl who's into yiff. I have DRPs with guys and jack it to these roleplays. gf doesn't know. Life is good.

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I just unlawfully stepped onto a vacant property.

12

M8 wtf at that shit about your step dad?! Are you in to humiliation porn now?

Fuck yeah! I guessed right!

That's pretty fucking bad, but at least you didn't do it. You didn't even like the way it felt. That shows that you're probably a pretty good person deep down. You understand what's wrong and right, and you understand what predatory behavior is, and it feels bad to you. That means that you're not evil and you're not a predator. A real predator wouldn't feel bad and would have coerced her. You stepped back and realized that you were being evil and stopped. Don't beat yourself up over it.

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I’m not, no. I actually find it to be a turn off. Also, that’s the tip of the iceberg with him, but they’re probably the two that still make me cringe from time to time.

>bois.
Grow the fuck up.

>nonce
Pretty sure a nonce enjoys it. I didn't enjoy a second of it and felt disgusted. Literally the opposite of sexual attraction. The realization that she was a child killed my boner. How is that the same?

>"Grow up"
>On Yea Forums

Shut up, faggot

Back home years ago I had a secret chat app that I used to score pussy. One time I happened to meet a girl who was having boyfriend troubles. We got to talking and the convo turned lewd with a quickness. She was begging for my cock because she liked older men. She lived in Nevada and wanted me to come see her. She sent a couple face pics, nothing illegal, and then dropped the bomb on me claiming she was 15.

I rationalized it in my mind. “Her birthday is in a few months. I can meet up with her then” etc. we talked for a few weeks and it got to be too much. I said fuck it, I’m gonna do something bad. Then my device had a hard drive failure and all my apps did a complete data dump. So I lost contact with her. Probably for the best. I would have definitely either broken the law or walked into a trap.
If she in fact was real she’d be in her 20s by now.

I actually got this advise to help my kids constipation. Granted he was like 3 months old, but it was from a Dr.

Why dont you take a seat over here?

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There's literally a "meme generator" watermark in the corner of the image. Don't take it so seriously.

I'm addicted to my cousin's cum, he's addicted to mine.

All in the last 3 months ive
>Had my gf break up with me because of my political views
>Lost all interest in school and started failing classes
>Sexually assaulted roomates gf when she was asleep

At least you realized what you were doing BEFORE you really did anything awful, and stepped back from the edge. Good on you.

Greentext assaulting room mates GF.

Also what views did she have issue with?

+1

I smashed a Mouse Nest with a Rock when I was in the Second Grade. They were trapped in a wooden box so I got them all.

Did you feel bad afterwards?

#winning

Vid?

Used to have a large stash of a few friends personal homemade stuff. Since deleted them all though. Spiraled out of control as I was snooping through peoples personal belongings just to get to this.

I'm on friggin Yea Forums posting shit and getting off on the idea of people seeing things they're not supposed to see and that they're not supposed to share either.

I'm willing to bet that most people on Yea Forums have done something like this or worse, and probably didn't have the sense to stop themselves like you did. Forgive yourself.

Lost. Good description user im still chuckling

Im alt-right but I pretended to be a boomer-tier reagan conservative because thats the accepted political stance where I live (rural deep south). One night we were laying on her bed and she asked me what I really thought so I cut it loose and told the truth. Immigration, JQ, and the like. The next day she said she didnt feel like dating a racist.
As for friends gf
>be having small party in our dorm (4-6 people)
>Everyone else is getting absolutely smashed
>I dont drink and instead smoke a shit ton of weed
>Everyone else starts passing out at like 2 am
>Friends gf falls asleep in bathroom throwing up
>Since I didnt drink at all Im not even tired
>Some fucking primal instinct comes over me and I grope her while shes asleep
>Go as far as to start taking off her clothes and stuff
>Dont rape her or anything cause im not THAT much of a monster
>Put her clothes back on and go to bed
Idk what the fuck is wrong with me

>Forgive yourself.
I don't know how. I don't think about that night often, but that memory will randomly pop into my head at times and make me feel that sick feeling again. I wish I had never done it.

I drug my wife with sleeping pills so i can go fool around with the neighbour sometimes

Deep down I think we are all primal beings and sometimes it shows like in your case. Once a long time ago I was super drunk and ended up doing something similar to a friend of mine. I got as far as mild penetration but managed to stop myself from finishing the deed and nutting in her.

Fuck that cunt. She’s just too bluepilled.

Greentext? Details? How’d it all start?

I mean to be fair you didnt know until she basically said it. Alao for all you know it could be a dude fucking with you.

I guess its time for my secret i would go on omegle and pretend to be underage to see if people would still try to talk sexually and if they would id call them out for being a pedo and say im reporting it to the police just to freak them out and hopefully get them to stop

Oh my god user at some point let the truth out. That is ungodly. Like I understand why you're doing it but damn.

one time I fuck a horse and busted a fat nut in it. I did this for about a month the worst part was it wasn't even my horse. I also fucked a stray dog to.

A girl I work with is leaving tonight to start working abroad. I'm not fallen for her, and I like that she's going to try and find a better life, but I'm still a wreck for the last two days, and I think it's because of her leaving. I dont understand why I feel this way.

Jesus that's grim

I knew how old she was when I asked if she was horny. That's the bad part. When she said that she basically didn't know what sex was, I immediately disconnected.

Just let it go annon, we dont want to hear about it anymore

Yeah, but you didn't actually do anything? As soon as you realized that it was wrong, you stopped.

He should've known the bro rule of she taken, he's a dumbass and got what was coming

Most of the time i despise my stupid dumb ass wife, but won´t leave her because of my daughter, how expensive a divorce can be and how i´d have to lower my lifestyle while she´d be getting the bulk of my salary.

>jelly incel got pillar of community arrested
Weed dealers provide a valuable public service bro. What you did was wrong and you should feel bad for it.

human cloning has/is being done

My wife is having an affair with her married brother.

I cant bring myself to try to stop them. They had such fucked up childhoods, it feels like they need this... or at least when they don't see each other she just seems to die inside.

Its crazy, and I dont love it, but its my secret.

Well theirs too, I suppose.

How is that your secret? Details.

Does she know that you know

I am ashamed to say that I have been fapping to pics of Holly Conrad since yesterday.

rape her

I don't fast Ramadan, I eat in secret.

Yeah. They didn't start until both of us gave the go-ahead.
They said out of respect. For a while I thought it was to build a believable cover. So they could be together without other people suspecting, you know?

But years later, she's more affectionate with me, brighter, and involved with my life than ever. She's off her anti-depressants, and making art again.

I love her, she loves me, she just also loves him... as she should I suppose, but the way they grew up that kinda love got twisted up for them, I think.

How’d you find out?

I dated a girl that was almost twice my weight.

Same shes a butterface and i dont really find her attractive but damn ever since the possibility of nudes my dicks been throbbing. Is this a common thing?

Rhats a rough one. Im glad youre taking it okay atleast and actually care about her emotional wel being but itd still try to gst them counseling or something. Do you get to pork his wife as reparations?

I'm still subscribed to ProJared and I don't care.

No one is that dumb

Cause before they started, she asked if it was okay. I already knew about her past, and she said she felt so alone and a whole bunch of stuff. When she told me she felt like she needed it, and was feeling forced into cutting her only family left completely out of her life for fear of destroying our relationship, I kinda said fine.

Got ‘em

I feel you user. Doubt I’d ever care about any bitch enough to hurt me but I might do the same to restore your honor after some dude took your girl who you had already invested time in

Do you get anything for yourself out of it? Access to his wife or hall passes to bang other women?

Hah. Never wanted too. But nice.
No, I feel like the odd one out sometimes. Of the 4 of us, im the only one not a giant pervert.
Almost got a bj from him though. Wasn't that drunk though.

They've both been in and out of therapy, sometimes seemed to help some. Thats why she was on the meds before. They seem okay now with this one thing. But who knows? Maybe someday they will grow out of it? Maybe his wife will get fed up and leave him, and he becomes a bigger influence on my life?

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

I ate my cum for the first time yesterday.

>Do you get anything for yourself out of it?
Aside from the woman I love not throwing herself off a bridge cause she cant reconcile what her dad did to her?
I suppose my daughter might count then. They were both terrified of being parents before. Hell he got snipped at like 19. But I probably could have negotiated if it was something I felt was some sort of transaction. But I didn't.

Well I’m glad she’s at least doing better.

Did it have a half man half horse babby???

Thanks. We are all doing pretty okay.