CIV THREAD

what the hells wrong with the thumbnail?

Build Protoss geo-synchronous space elevator from orbit to connect with ladder.

This village seems defenceless. Perhaps we should recruit an archer or two and maybe a spearman

Initiate a selective breeding program so that they all evolve football shaped heads

destroy hitler statue

Replace Hitler statue with a star of david

Re-roll

A large hole in the ground in which to dump feces and the corpses of the lower castes

leader: Nizar Ghassan
Year:1899
Food:medium
Population:15
Religion:Islam

People begin to peacefully protest Nizar's leadership

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Recruit the three toughest men as bodyguards and give them privileges, use them to beat up the protesters.

Wonderful

Armed guards placed strategically throughout the area to eliminate protesters in the glorious name of our leader.

Nizar builds a scientific lab to start developing Sarin gas to use against neighboring villages

Build a brothel, take the animals there for raping like it is fitting for mudslimes

change religion to scientology

Reroll

Reroll

re

leader: Nizar Ghassan
Year:1900
Food:medium
Population:13
Religion:Islam

The demonstrators have been killed

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Get some fucking snosno going you're gonna die out idiots

re

this lol

rollin

Civil war breaks out because muhhamed catches ackbar fucking a goat , ackbar believes this is ok , while muhhamed feels this is blasphemous. thus 2 warring sects are formed.

Cant be Islam without an execution square

roll

Rolling again

Pls?

leader: Nizar Ghassan
Year:1901
Food:medium
Population:20
Religion:Islam

The experiment is ineffective for some.

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Nazir has a vision, forces religion change to Catholicism

Build a scout op.
We need to know our neighbors

giant cock altar pls

Nazir had another vision, force religion change back to Islam

leader: Nizar Ghassan
Year:1901
Food:medium
Population:20
Religion:Catholicism

We convert to Catholicism

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Reroll

Fishing port in order to increase food and start possible trades with nearby settlements.

Nazir decides to better adapt we must gang rape the sheep to create sheep-footballhuman hybrids

He has yet another vision, religion changed to Judaism

reroll

leader: Nizar Ghassan
Year:1902
Food:medium
Population:22
Religion:Islam

we reluctantly change back

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this

You change back to Catholicism, vowing to never again revert to Islam.

Reroll with the added twist that all those who oppose the change get executed

The rivers turn red with blood

Reroll. All this blasphemy requires consequences.

MANDATORY SEX: all these Nizariaans are forced to procreate

Reroll

Atheism takes the settlement by storm

leader: Nizar Ghassan
Year:1903
Food:medium
Population:22
Religion:Islam

We begin to fish, unfortunately we have yet to find another settlement

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do this too as this didn't conflict with the previous one

Nizar is the first arab ruler to allow homosexuality, same sex intercourse and marriages

Tame that goddamn camel and find another settlement by land

DOMESTICATE FUCKING CAMELS

irrigation field

Start gathering resources and prepare to make a huge fleet

By new decree Nizar is the rightful owner of every female in the settlement. Population increases significantly

nizar dies from smallpox

Irrigate the fields but then burn them for no reason

He's in the middle east, not the US

leader: Nizar Ghassan
Year:1904
Food:high
Population:22
Religion:Islam

We finally have enough food to increase the population!

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what a waste cocksucker

convert to scientology

Look who's talking you goat fucker

leader: ?????
Year:1904
Food:high
Population:22
Religion:scientology

Nizar Ghassan has been assassinated!

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One of the guards goes batshit crazy and burns a mosque

Sahid Chupemeupé is the new leader

Hitler's statue is accepted as a god and will be the official leader talking through his mouthpiece mr. sr. Trump

It's the perfect chance for the football shaped heads to gain power and start sectarian violence and ethnic cleansing towards normally head shaped people

accept camels as your new leaders

a temple to the new god emperor trump I

elect a new leader democratically

Donald Trump runs a successful campaign for the office of dictator extraordinaire

a crusade comes by and kills everyone

mandatory pregnancy to increase population

..but he's assassinated

leader: Donald Trump
Year:1905
Food:high
Population:26
Religion:scientology

Donald Trump is appointed leader

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a food truck

hillary kill trump in a 1 vs 1 fight and she becomes new dictator

Start building a Trump tower but sideways

Violence erupts between football head Hilary supporters and normal head trump supporters and the football heads bomb a house

The force awakens

This, but no one is injured

Time to build that wall, and make Mixco payfor it

BEGIN EXPANDING

twin tower

Waterlevel rises

Holy shit.

Build a wonder in is name

A lab for meth

cat hospital

NEVAH gotta keep out those damn im'grans

A hamster paradise

A big dick

this now

Suicide bomb manufacturing area

A pizza whit pineapple

this

A university is built

AIDS clinic

theres an acute food shortage

leader: Hillary Clinton
Year:1906
Food:high
Population:26
Religion:scientology

Donald trump is killed and Hillary takes his place

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make a quarry using slave labor

Starts cultivating fields

A huge Scientology center near mosque

Strip Club

*cotton fields

a western civilization comes and colonizes and slaves all popullation, replace hillary to a loyal governor called Joseph Stalin

make a second ladder

Second jacobs ladder

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build a caravel, go explore south

Add banana and coconut trees for good measure

leader: Hillary Clinton
Year:1907
Food:high
Population:26
Religion:scientology

People begin to protest low-wages and threaten to leave the settlement

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Sand nigger god gets upset and strikes fear into small village

build a new settlement on the land to the left, its time to fight these stupid anons

build a brothel

Redistribution of wealth is enacted. Now the minimum salary will be equal to 75% of the highest salary in the village

Seconded

build a huge stone face of hilary clinton

...

its so close I second this

rolling for this

Replace unhappy workers with niggers,and make the unhappy people slave owners

bankers push for a creation of federal reserve bank

Roll

Build the Twin Towers so people have high wage jobs

hilary die from old age and the new leader is Sylvester Stallone

begin daily sacrifices for whatever space alien scientologists worship

> They are now happy

oh no

twin towers get attacked by extremist christians with planes

Build a bridge to the West

Reroll but it's with flying crosses not planes

Set it all on fire and scribble into the sand "suck a dog dick"

bankers push for a creation of federal reserve bank.

checked

A child playing with fire burns down the whole settlement. Everyone dies.

RIP

/thread

leader: Hillary Clinton
Year:1907
Food:high
Population:28
Religion:scientology

Rebels have built a settlement to the left

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Take immediate action and kill every rebel.
Display their heads on spikes as a warning.

IT MUST BE DONE

Erdogan rebuilds after the great fire of 1907 and places down a small establishment

Checked

rip

Fake Scientology god saves you from the fire

Gottem

leader: Hillary Clinton
Year:1908
Food:high
Population:28
Religion:scientology

The rebels are planning an attack

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Offer them jobs at the top of the ladder

Destroy the bridge and drop the ladder on the rebel scum

reroll

Become a bunch of sissy cum drinking faggots

place a loudspeaker on top of the ladder and make it play propaganda to convert the rebel and encourage your village.

Send a minotaur to guard the bridge

this

Bruh

dude...they'll use the ladder as a bridge.
There it is, already chaos in the concil

Build a warrior my liege!

youtube.com/watch?v=gf7uECezYpc

Main settlement discovers flamethrowers
Bye rebel village

Hire a dominatrix

Rebels die of aids

Hitler statue wipes out rebels

DESTROY VILLAGE AND HONOR WISHES

There's an uprising against the scientologists
Build a catapult and throw 2 of the scientologist leaders at the rebels

Main religion is now Jihadi Islam

Give them jobs as penis inspectors,

Wage war on Israel

Dew it

Lets go

leader: Hillary Clinton
Year:1908
Food:high
Population:28
Religion:scientology

We claim the land

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...

invent nuclear weapons

Quitns>dubs

A midget with golden guns for hands who has an optimistic view on the current politics.

Clinton gets thrown to the camels
Stalin is now Tsar

so just end the game though?

Come on

build a mecha out of hitler's statue.

begin exploration across the great blue sea. bring the hitler statue, too.

Make Hitler the new deity

>quints
It was quads you mongloid

Build Mecca

scientologist mecca tho

QUINTS!
QUINTS!
QUINTS!
WIN RAR

7, 7, 7, 7. those are quads you fucking tard.

sorry im autistic and mixed them up

>scientologists
>build mecca

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Kwints

Quints, Nice!

leader: ?????
Year:1909
Food:high
Population:28
Religion:scientology

Hillary Clinton dies of old age

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Brie Larson for president

Mohammad appears and rapes a goat

federal reserve gets built

Bobby Hill as president.

All women begin being burned alive until Hilary is the only woman left to reproduce with

Build 'Refugees NOT Welcome' sign

Quints!

the senate has claimed as the leader

Build a stadium and host nude Olympics

Re roll but just all women die now

#
Build barracks

ProJaheed releases a public apology for sleeping with his neighbours goat

reep all women, I never thought it would end this way. Wait, GOATS!!!

White people move in and gentrify the whole city.

Heavens Gate part 2

aah man.
we gotta go find some women in the next village.

Trips!!!!

Fake Scientology god brings the women back

My Viking ancestors annihilate the village and are the new settlement

FLASH CRASED ON ME LETS RETART

Re roll

Goat human babies will be made

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for real? haha okay

build a scout.

Beheading of LGBT in town square next to statue of Hitler

oOOF

and just like that, we became the beastmens

also OP, just saying.
this is being my favorite thread in a long time.

hitler statue becomes deity and takes over

I still want all the women to die fag

Paint mecca rainbow color

This thread just made me realise something.

If everyone in this thread started a game of civ.
how fucking chaotic (or utopist?) would our world be.

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Comet crushes town

discord dot gg/qYYTNdK

Can the civ make a discord server

Make giant hills in sand that look like breasts

it always ends in chaos

The water makes the town gay

vaccinated all the population

through chaos, a new order shall rise.

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so close, roll again

Roll

roll

...

A point goat as new leader

Bump

Start building a space program

make religion protestant

ban niggers

SHADILAY IS NATIONAL ANTHEM

build a second hitler monument

Add a pepe statue

Several soldiers are sent out to find women.

We send out scouts to look for hot wamen

A strange man wanders into the village. He keeps talking about the sky's rim.

Zac Efron descends from heaven, and blesses these lands with High School Musical songs.

Thomas the Tank Engine is new religion
*CHOO CHOO MOTHAFUCKA*

Massive cannon penis is built to protect the village

kek

women can't vote

a goat is placed in city centre

a giant crystal rises from the kaaba and floods the surrounding land in radiant scientology crystal power increasing labour efficiency by 200%

reroll

Thanos needs to be appointed supreme Ruler

rape is traditional, and regular...rape everywhere

>▶
>a giant crystal rises from the kaaba and floods
this

Rape becomes new religion

margot robbie is new leader

fuck this dubs bullshit I've tried 20 times already

Mermaids declare war.

Ladder falls over with such impact the world breaks in half and everyone drowns. This shit is atlantis now

Nice trips, you are now god

Thank you

>what about the goblins?
>

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