My 54 year old cousin (half cousin to be exact) who I want to fuck is visiting town

BE obvious. Don't deny or hide your intentions, although you can be discreet. She's not going to change arrangements, unless she knows you want her. If she wants to fuck you, she'll agree to "stay on your couch."

you have more pictures of her. that's not the only one. You set up a spy camera in her room when she stayed with you.
give us some more pics, bro.

Ok then, mate. I think she's got nice tits for a 54 year old. A bit of a belly, but... again, 54 year old and doesn't work out. Great genetics tbh.

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Is that pic her, or you?

I would definitely go the direct route, if I could bring it up without my parents finding out.

I'm taking screencaps. I meant the quality is all I have to work with, didn't mean material.

where are you? it's not yet 4.37pm in north america. europe?

Yes.

Let her have your bed and offer to sleep on the couch. She will agree also make sure you have wine and what ever she like to drink...play strip poker and Fuck her...That's what I would do

wait, you have a cam with her now? you have a working cam in the room she's staying in?
have you done this before?

My opinion, set up a hidden cam, get her showering, changing whatever… Jerk off to her and call it a day. If you wind up fucking her or trying to fuck her, You will be in so much pain for years to come through your family. Trust me, it’s not worth it.

if she finds the cam, 100% she won't sleep with you. you'll be in jail.
How is the camera hidded?

>set up a hidden cam
look at the date on the pic...he's already filming her with a cam.

>friend that will be sleeping in the room next to her.

He is going to try to have sex with her too. You're just going to be competing with each other. You're going to get cock blocked.

Not now, no. I wish. This was at my parents place almost two years ago. She doesn't visit that often and I moved after these, taking the cam with me. This was the first and only time I caught her naked. Many faps have been had. Now I want to try and see if I can fuck her.

Then I would leave it at that… If he reads the signs wrong and she gets completely freaked out that her cousin it trying to fuck her, it’s going to be a shit storm.

It's not even there anymore. So, I'd say pretty damn well hidden. lol

That's the date of the screencap, my dude.

Half cousin? How the hell do you have a half cousin? Cousins dont work like siblings, they're either your cousin or they're not. Doesnt matter if they have a different dad or mom from your other cousins.

>and she gets completely freaked out that her cousin it trying to fuck her
or he just makes a pass at her. she brushes him off, and that's that.
he's asking how to make that pass at her. letting her know, but in a way that she'll not go ballistic.

She’s 54 and you are ? In your 20s I’m guessing .. for any pics of her ?

My half mom is coming to visit me. Do you think I have a shot?

Another detail... she's not opposed to cousin lovin'. She's had a crush on my other cousin and I suspect they did stuff when they were teens... since they're the same age. He's my cousin, she's half cousin to both of us.

She's given me hints, like looking me in the eyes and saying "I really love you". He hugs are super tight too... not saying that´s a sign in and of itself. It just feels like she could be up for it given the right circumstances.

I might just leave it though, since you're right in that it could really go south if I try something and read the signs wrong.

Though... I could still offer it right? Just to see what she says? And maybe not do anything. Maybe just offer a backrub. If she even says yes I mean.

Should work like that, since they share less DNA with me if they're only cousin through a half brother/sister. Her dad is my mother's half brother. She shares as much DNA with me as my other cousin's children.

Exactly, you get it. Got any tips?

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I'm 35. So she just makes the cut using the half age+7 formula.

Ok fellas... they're coming to pick me up. We're going to celebrate my other cousin's daughter's birthday. Any last tips? Do I bring it up now or later?

I say just go for it user it’s better to know she doesn’t want to then to regret not trying . Just subtly send hints

Good luck man. I hope you have sex with her.

So just ask if she wants to stay at my place?

Yea be subtle but let it be present that you wouldn’t mind her staying . Later through the day bring it up some more let her know that there is some interest . When she gets to your place bring up conversation try to Segway in to the fact that you want to be knee deep in here lol .

Damn, this was a lot darker on phone than on my computer monitor. Would've upped the brightness if I knew that.

Thanks for the support, man. Much appreciated.