Ask an user a couple of hours away from suicide anything

Ask an user a couple of hours away from suicide anything

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Why?

Really?

What is reality?

Can you stream it? At least you'll be contributing to Yea Forums before you go.

try shrooms. I had depression for 5 years, went on a year long trip around the world to find a reason to live or kms, took too much shrooms, went to hell for 7 hours, and came back reset

even though this is obviously bullshit, and you will pussy out.

Why don't do something insane, try to shoot a gun at the white house? Become IMMORTAL.

Can you PayPal me the rest of your money?

Don’t commit suicide. Things will get better.

don't do it, when you do go through with it and probably fail you'll realize that you'll want to live and that shit will get better.

Light up a bowl, user. Get some rest tomorrow will be better. Also if you’re really set on throwing away your life you might as well experience something amazing before hand

PLEASE for the love of GOD put yourself in front of a webcam before you go

A lesson to you and all that browse this website, you haven't lost everything theres still hope left for you, you just need to change a bit but I committed a terrible offence while under the influence of acid and have lost all my friends I tried to sexually assualt a girl who I really liked I attacked another women thinking it was her I groped her best friend my life is ruined by something I cant remember I cant stop thinking about her either she was my best friends girlfriend.... I have nothing to wake up for anymore I know there isn't much hope in living a normal life
I never realised how good everything was until I lost it..

I cant do psychedelics ever again

Nah no guns here anyways

Im unemployed and still with my parents no

Nope

Can I have your body? I totally promise I won't fuck it or anything like that, I have other reasons...

Eat your own penis first. Stream it.

bro, tell me what's wrong.

greetings user as someone who has gone through a frighteningly similar situation heres how you fix it. And its not going to be fun. You have to contact everybody who was there that night and get them to meet you. Apologize and promise them youre gonna stop doing drugs and seek help. Explain how you cant even remember what happened and promise to be a better person. Even if they dont believe you and they still fuck off the weight on your conscious will be lifted

How long ago did this happen?

This guy giving real advice.

Don’t you care about the ones you’ll leave behind? If you die someone who knows you will get hurt. Don’t do it. Give it time.

I gave purposely gave myself aids so i can kill myself and im still here srsly fuck your mundane problem. I aleast got molested/ saw other kids get raped and touched by my uncle and friends. Seriously get fucked.

Why?

Nah

Nah

His gf said it was okay im not a bad person I was too afraid to apologise to her or her friend, what was your situation?

February a couple months ago...

If its just touching no punching and aggressive shit then yeah man you were under the influence people do dumb shit and you don't remember so its not that serious. Give that shit time.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=I-IAb-WNX1Y

You can always turn your life around. Don’t do it.

Why not just get away from it all and live in another country? I know I'll probably never kill myself when I'm in shit, I'll just go to Thailand or something

got blackout drunk and groped my best friends fiance thinking it was her twin sister. Then went after the twin sisters friend trying to get a threesome. It was a nightmare. I know its terrifying to admit you were in the wrong with something this serious and apologize but you really have to just do it in order for everybody to move on including yourself. Also just quit the drugs man its not worth it

>under the influence of acid
you fucking moron

you gonna do a flip?
Also what real advice user said, fuck that shit man. This is just the mega-evolution of remembering cringy shit you did as a kid, it'll pass, don't kys. Or do, but then at least stream it you absolute pussy.
Also pic related, story of an user in similar situation who made it back to the surface, I thought you might enjoy reading that

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>>Why?
Honestly, I want your skeleton

are you projared?

go somewhere nice outside and eat shrooms, it changed my life completely, it gives you a reset and a different perspective, also play cozy music while tripping

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why do you resort to suicide? I'm pretty sure you could at least try and turn things back arouns for you as things always change and time just seems to make things happen sometimes. Surely there is something for you out there.

I feel like few people will be that sad about it except maybe my parents, I haven't been to court about it yet I really don't want to go to prison or live any longer fuck life

As if this is a mundane problem...

The women who I thought was her, I exposed myself I grabbed her by her mouth and we wrestled on the ground, 2 guys luckily caught us and beat the living shit out of me and restrained me, I ended up exposing myself and masturbating in front of an officer

Im stuck here until the court case I don't know how to make friends im pretty bad at socialising I think im gonna end up being alone forever and I really do not want that

I'm always a couple hours away from suicide, faggot. Go get high or tell someone to fuck themselves or something.

kek

More of this gal

Honestly tho: would prison be so bad? Just masturbating and reading all day without any stress

Please don't do it.

>I'M GONNA DO IT TODAY, GUYS, I SWEAR

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Based

what's your favorite nine inch nails album

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How will you proceed?

Hit Mindgeek HQ with some spicy air.

op what country are you from? anyway how are you going to kys, what's the plan?

You're gonna stay in for a bit for sure but it's not that bad. Just cum on your wouldbe offenders and you'll be fine.

And getting your food spat for being a rapist, they will probably also target me because im super weak, mentally and physically im fucked

Haven't listened to any

What do you mean?

What?

Insulin overdose is the plan, I tried to slit my throat but it was more difficult than I expected

Read Ted Kaczynski's manifesto and live inawoods

if you're under 20 don't do it
anything in your life at that point will be trivial and you'll regret ever caring about it in 10 years

if you're older you should've just gotten over your emo phase already so you should fucking know better
go get some professional help instead of begging for attention to randoms on the internet

You've seen too many movies, i've been in a prison with max security and I kind of loved it

Okay but before you die make sure you take a phaaaaat ass dose of all the best drugs.
If you're flat out broke just rob some people for the money, you're gonna die anyway right?

based advice

I guess that's a no? I can't have your body?

you wont do it pussybitch soayboy

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799999999 get!

>ignoring the greentext that will save your life

Read Onani Master Kurosawa. Gives you some perspective as how to deal with this shit. Apologize like a fucking worm and act like a pathetic human being and theyll forgive you. After all time heals all wounds

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But don’t you realize that killing your self will only hurt others? If people care about you then why kill your self at all? You say life isn’t worth living yet you’re worth something to those who would miss you.

Become an electrician hippie and do something with your self!

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>I tried to slit my throat but it was more difficult than I expected
Sounds like you just want attention tbh.

If your story is true, don't off yourself. Suffer whatever consequences your actions might bring, better yourself and repent, try to do as much good for others as you possibly can.

Are you an organ donor?
At least make your death worth something.

Whos gonna forgive a sex offender? Women who know seem to fear me its awful

No corpse for you

Would you live your life if you knew all you'd have is your family (who you really don't have much in common with) no friends? No gf? Just die a friendless fucking virgin? Also no one will hire me probably and the risk of getting the shit beat out of you for it

One forgave me for it and the other got her brother to text me its just the women left, I am afraid to say anything to them

The blade was not sharp enough, it was a dull razor blade, its more difficult than you'd think

Nope

Stuff to do before an heroing for good:
>get on the news and be funny
>organ donor
>murderspree where you kill pedos and shit

Op have you considered anything like these options?
And how will you and how will you kys?

you should not be afraid of asking forgiveness from her, at least face the consequences of what you did. don't die like a pussy.

Are you gonna jack it one last time?
And if so, to what?

Your parents deep down will care about you always. Just because you have no friends and no girlfriend doesn’t mean you aren’t loved. Don’t end it.

If you are set on dying why not (unless you already have) get into that dark / deep web shit. If you do it poorly and get caught doing something illegal there could normally be consequences but not if your dead right?

however you do it, just know you can work in a backflip

Learn from your mistakes man, better yourself first and try, emphasis on try , to help others that are on the wrong track. Fuck being a coward and killing yourself, it only adds up to your previous failures while excluding any chance to redeem yourself. Man the fuck up and look what you do have, not what you could or should have.and while prison sucks, its still a way better option than folding out of fear. There are millions if not billions that have done worse , including myself.

Im not OP, but I ask you to be please be more spesific/precise, as I have a facination with the deep/darkweb.

Should of thought about the consequences of your actions OP, now stop being a huge faggot and crying about it online and go fix your life. You had enough of a spine to get wacked out on drugs without thinking of what could go wrong, so go sort shit out and stop whining about it on the internet.

I don't know much of anything I just know there is some shit people aren't supposed to see. I haven't done it myself but I imagine there's some pretty cool things to see even if it's just for the fact that you are not supposed to see it and it's not easy to get to.

Oh come on user, the Holly thing isn't THAT bad.
I'm sure Yea Forums will get over in in like.. 2 days?

Have you killed yourself yet?

Why are you still here? Your life sounds like shit like this thread.
Go already

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fag

Imagine doing acid incorrectly.

Ive done it in my note

Already have

Ive learned to stop making mistakes the best lesson for someone in my position

Hmmm like what though? Im not into CP or any types of fucked illegal porn

how many packs a day? also, how many ciggies have you smoked today alone?

>he thinks people can just stop making mistakes
you sound too fucking underage to kill yourself, you need to just beg for forgiveness from the people you hurt, be honest, tell them you fucked up because you were fucked on acid, being an adult means owning up to the problems you caused
also prison isn't all rape and beatings

Imagine trusting your best friend not to run away from you because you groped his friend while on acid

Nope I will when the threads done probably

How old are you

Why haven't you done it sooner

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Go to Thamkrabok monastery. Saved my life. Sorry for bad English.

>>No corpse for you
I hope you fuck this up and are a drooling vegetable trapped in your mind for the next 50 years.

ok if you're so determined to die then at least stream it.

where will you stream it?

When you attempt fails, know that you have beaten death and fear, and there is nothing stopping you now. You will be free in a world of those who still remain enchained.

J/k lmao

why not just face the music user?, i know it sound really hard to do, even more from your point of view, but you also only get ONE chance at life, either if you are messing it up or not theres always tomorrow to ask for forgiveness, to mend mistakes and to be the better you, i trust you user, you can get out of this

Im not sure quite a lot though

18

Im gonna do it soon

Why? How?

Where are you from?

>>Im gonna do it soon
No you're not. You're just an attention whore pussy incel

>18
how on earth haven't you just apologized for this already? if you beg forgiveness, this can all blow over and you can move on with your life
people do stupid shit at 18, especially if you played with psychedelics

Its gonna be an Insulin Overdose which would probably be sort of boring to watch I'd imagine, no.

Why? How?

Im 18

I just don't want to live anymore fuck this world

Uk

Well since im dying and its only Yea Forums I still love her I saw her stare at me when no one was looking and thought she liked me I doubt it though probably just too nervous to do it in person so I did it in the note instead

>I still love her
you are 18, you don't know what you want
I don't want to be the condescending guy, but I remember all the stupid shit I thought I knew back when I was 18, looking back, its quite embarrassing.
also be very careful when naming people in your note, it can lead to them thinking they are responsible for you offing yourself
>im dying
of what?

user you are but a human, making mistakes is a condition form your own humanity, another one is to be able to feel empathy towards the pain youve caused, and thats perfect that means you care, that means you want to fix what happpened, and that you would like to avoid that from happening again, all those 3 are essential for forgiveness, if you come clean, youll be forgiven, you will be able to improve your life, hell even after the storm has passed youll be thinking with a clear head and will find your purpose in life (which i assure you exists)

Damn bro you live in first world ! Dont do it ! I would literally kill people if i had to in order to live in first world. Seek profesional help and look for a fun goal to do in life and thats all, youll live well

this is good advice, but OP seems pretty dead set on killing himself, he hasn't even allowed himself to enjoy some of the finest things in life
I had a friend who's life hit rock bottom for 3-4 years, their life was basically drugs, alcohol and getting the shit kicked out of them, they eventually got counselling, rehabilitation, now he works as a counselor who can use his experiences to help others.
you can always bounce back, honestly this problem is excessively mundane compared to many other reasons people would want to kill themselves
if you upset a girl you liked, big whoop, you get over crushes easily once you are an adult, I assure you, at least postpone it, beg for forgiveness and see if you can get a slap on the wrist in court

Suicide by insulin overdose

dont do it

have you already taken the insulin?

An asymetry in the undefined

I tried to rape her and her friend

once again, beg for forgiveness, explain how you were fucked up on acid, at the very least, try apologize to their faces first, you owe them that much
then do what you want, just remember, you are still young, there is so much of life you haven't experienced, but if you are dead set on ending it, I can't stop you
once again, be careful on names in your suicide note, it can actually get the named people in trouble or cause them additional distress

Dude killing yourself is not the way to go. If things are bad just fucking get up an go somewhere. If I had nothing to lose I would just wander around the US seeing shit. It's easier than ever with a smart phone these days to find food and shelter.

one less of your kind

OP that user is right, the smart, reasonable thing to move past this is to apologize sincerely and explain the situation. If you don't want to do that then consider just moving. But this situation is not worth killing yourself over. Think of your family and the people who will miss you.

Can you cashapp me some money before you go?

Find something fun to do

I don't know if you'll change your mind so I'm sorry man, I hope you change your mind and things get better. Maybe run off and start fresh make sure to leave a message for her and everyone. Listen to the people trying to give you advice and ignore the people pushing you but if you don't change your mind see you on the other side user.

user youve got YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ahead of you, and you arent even close to what really fucking up is, a simple and honest apology will take you a long way, a you will feel better with yourself and might get you to peoples good graces again when they realise you are up to the task of being responsible for your actions

Fuck I should add Don't do it user.

The suicide hotline is ready for you right now.
Q: How do you feel atm?

Why havent you been doing drugs and other shorts of shortlived pleasantries/escapies?

killing your self isn't worth it

Real shit right here

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Google it ^^

Dude if you’re in America just use last of your money and buy a train ticket to Cali then find some hipster bums and live the rest of your life surfing and chilling. Honestly my go to move if all shit his the fan and I lose it all.

if you are going to commit suicide, you should at least full on rape the slut, die with the taste of her juices on her tongue and your cum in her cunt.

This. Try a new life.

Do you feel bad that you are going to for real and not cheap out on us like some popeye ass eating spinach suddenly fine again faggot but suddenly not do it even tho you said you would cuz of double take look how fake.

post the thing you gonna kill yourself with, with a timestamp.

If you'd really cherish suicide you'd already be dead, don't lie to yourself and ourselves! gtfo.

What are you doing tomorrow?

I'll be in a coma or a corpse

No im broke

I tried file too large...

When will the Livestream be?
You will kill yourself, right?

Do you know how though?

not op but heeelllll noooo