Hey Yea Forums

Hey Yea Forums
tell me a secret

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i sometimes pee in the sink instead of the toilet

Okay. As soon as I saw this image and text I immediately made a movie video and song. Already have the lyrics and everything the entire thing down in an instant. This is ultra instinct. The know.

some years ago i found a dead chupacabra in a river

Ur mom gay lol

That's no secret.

The happy ending in Disney cartoons makes me cry.

I think I'm secretly homosexual even though I don't feel desire for men

I feel like you're overtly homosexual.

had 12 gf when 25.

12 girlfriends or 12 year old girlfriend?

I read this "secret" tons of times, so it's no more a secret for none on Yea Forums.

either way its just a virgin's delusional fake story

I know who was phone.

yes. completely made up.

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Sometimes I bump threads

and sometimes i tell you i love you.

i didn't like my mothers boy friend so when she broke her ankle i stole her pills and mad it look like it was him

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Bifag here I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

balls deep?

Of course, I'd fuck his brains out. Preferably consensually..

Sister in law has been living with me and my wife for about 3/4years now.
For the past two years I've been fucking her more than my wife and she's obsessed with having my cum in or on her all the time. TBH I'm exhausted and donno wtf is going on in my life.

cool story

Nice

I like to drive with my cock hanging out

We're all going to die in the next ten years

hang out with your wang out

Love between men don't have to be sexual
Just like love between children and adults don't have to be sexual.

I sucked off a patrol cop to evade a speeding ticket when I was 16

cool story bro

explain

friends of mine made me drunk and molested me

asteroid strike.

>good fucking riddance.

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cool

P platers don't have enough points
that ticket would have ended my licence for 6 months

Though I been married damn near twenty years, and everything is going just great, sometimes I think I might risk it all to just fuck that one magic pussy I used to fuck years ago before she went gay and maybe died one more time.

I drug my wife so me and my mate can take turns fucking her. We are beinging in another mate in the next couple weeks.

cuck.

>kys

I let my nephew shower with me and my gf when he stays at my house

When I was 16 I took the v of an 11yo girl