This is like the 4th post I have made now, Im starting to think that the hot guys get all the attention meme is fake because No one has helped me at all.
Swiped on like 3000 girls and only matched with 4 who insulted me.
I have this tinder gold account paid for and doing nothing so i want to see how much attractive guys can get away with (how rude they can be) and still pick up, but I need photos.... not a catfish just for science
lol just kys beta
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If there no betas you wouldn't be alpha? SMH haha
>not a catfish just for science
lq ass bait
Goddamn, Yea Forums sucks now
A few years ago we would have helped this guy out
Smh since everyone claims "lel chads get all the attention cas they hot wa wa"
But no one will give me any way to prove it my self just goes to show that if you don't get 100s of matches on tinder you are either a rapist, an autistic cunt or fucking super ugly (last one is me)
Na its the same faggots they just wont give anything because it will show them that they are fugly or something haha
Since the attractive account will still need to work for it
>"no one will give me any way to prove it my self"
>Admits to being ugly
Look, honest advice from a femanon; Tinder is for fast sex with hot people, on demand. It's all anyone there has to offer. You need to make use of either proper dating sites, or if you're capable of leaving your bedroom, just go out and meet people the old fashioned way.
Im good looking but not a Chad, not alpha either. Just be fun man, they can sense your desperation so you need to be cool and relaxed. Been using for a little bit more than a month and been fucking more than in my entire life.
Unless you have a 10/10 body shirtless selfies in the mirror are a no go. I would show what pics i got in my profile but some of my friends browse on here and dont want to be recognized
Yes he would. The top of a hierchy remains the top if you take away things lower than it, it only stops being the top if you add things higher than it, or in some way affect it's state, which taking away betas wouldn't do.
Nigga what the fuck is this cancerous shit I DONT WANT ADVICE lol I gave up ages ago and every time I make a thread nigs give pointless advice smh.
all I need are pics of a chad boi.
lol my body is a 3-4/10 and its what I used
well only if you are a giga chad, if you take the betas away then only 10% of the alphas would remain alpha then you would be beta
Pretty sad and pathetic you're happy to wallow in your rage and self-pity instead of improving yourself.
But for what purpose, catfishing? That wont lead to nothing, a few girls dumb enough to send you nudes but thats all. If thats what you want just find some attractive guy on insta and take his photos from there idk
lel im angry at you trolling me? Theres not much to improve.
Ew I hate nudes they ruin the fun.
Na just wana compare and contrast how ez it was for a chad profile vs mine. I like numbers wtfs the point to catfish.
No you're angry at yourself for being a loser who isn't successful at anything. You're angry at women for not wanting you and wanting "Chads" instead. (Even though you only want hot girls yourself)
lol what? I dont even know if they want chads or not thats just what I was told?
I would take any girl tbh im not picky everyone wishes they could have a hot girl/guy stop projecting you are just being more irritating with your ignorance...
The "experiment" you're trying to run here only serves to reinforce things you already believe and will only make you withdraw further. This a pointless endeavor and I wish you wanted better for yourself. Good luck in your future, betanon
Just be Chad
Tinder gold is pushed so hard on the platform mainly to try to get the guys who don’t get matches to pay for it. Why would someone who’s good looking and getting plenty of matches pay for something they don’t need?
As much as I want to know who swiped right on me, I’m not gonna pay money for a girl to talk to me for one day and then leave me on read.
Oh btw I was in your thread the other day
I dont believe anything and will only believe it when I see it myself that's the whole point of this thread smh
Its true 4 chan has become weak as FUCK lol I would post every result
dude, I've been having issues with Tinder too...
Like, seriously, i used to match with all kinds of hotties all the fucking time. Then even more so when I put a topless pic as a profile, but it didn't show my face unless you went to the 2nd pic.
Now, CONSTANTLY, I get a notification saying I've got a match. Then I go inside the app and there is NO MATCH. I've had the same 45 matches for like 8 months from years ago.
Either:
A. Women are matching me because they see my ab pic, but then see my face and are unmatching me (?) And I believe that, but honestly, what are the chances that this happened like 8 or 9 times in a row now.
or
B. Something is wrong. Because my likes count has slowly been going up from 3 to 10. So I now have 10 likes that I can't seem to find or match with (that little tinder flame at the top of all your matches with a number of girls that have liked you already).
Either way..
I've had more luck with Bumble.
Pic related. My last Tinder match who is in an open marriage and would let me fuck her, if she weren't 6 hours away.
Yo i actually got tinder gold as a test, straight up it says youve got the matches but they are in a different country or like 4000kms away 90% of the time . tinder is best free . Dont waste the cash, save it and take a girl out whenever the chance arises
The app sends fake notifications, I deleted my account and still got notifications like "New match" "Youre getting check out often" Etc
you fucking retard. I and many other people already gave you the advice you needed to fix yourself and you do nothing but reject it and continue complaining.
FIX YOUR PICTURES AND ADD A BIO
Yeah fuckin dodgy as , if you really want matches. just set gender to female, easy game
Yeah, I know that. I've read lots of testimonials on here about how the paid version is bullshit. So yeah, I'll never waste money on that.
I do feel bad though, I had a Bumble match, and I decided to wait to play hard to get. But the matches expire after 12 hours unless you pay. I'm a freeloader and never pay. But this was one chick that got away.
All caps you are the one thats mad.
Im only here to find information hahah you cant fix ugly explain to me what im complaing about I just need pictures of a chad that's all im asking for stop projecting advice to me.
Im happy as I am and accepted it im just curious.
your an idiot who been brainwashed by this site. its like thinking your 6ft and still a manlet or having a 7in dick and thinking your a dicklet. you have body dysmorphia.
Unless you're in the top 20% of men, you're not gonna get anything OP. Women have ridiculously high standards
>OP just probably has the one picture of himself, in a hoodie, in his dorm
You need pictures of you on a night out, with girls next to you. You need to look happy and interesting. It's not about how you look at all, it's all about personality and how fun you can be.
hes 6'2 and not ugly. he has one pic of his face with a death stare and hes not even looking into the camera like a fucking autist and he has another of his dyel body with a rapey half chub.and he had no bio. hes already in the top 20% he just refuses to take better pictures or improve himself.
>hey qt
my sides
Step 1: Don't be ugly.
my brother is a Chad. he gets girls everywhere. Tinder included.
its all about looks. he treats like shit and dumps women I could only dream to have. Life is shit.
Stop lurking fucko, theres no chub in that pic either.
Thanks you alone have made me give up on 4chin kys
The basis of this experiment is your hypothesis. Your hypothesis is what you believe is true. Reading your posts is making me dumber.
Op ¬ you claim this but i think its most likely untrue and u just say that to make yourself feel better.
So many story's yet no one provides any proof/pictures
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Haha good timing right as I was typing, my hypo is the opposite smh so silly
you want me to post personal pics to 4chin?
lol. you're retarded. also, my brother IS A CHAD. and the motherfucker doesnt give a fuck about women.
take it as that.
>this
fucking retarded austrialian subhuman. dont take pictures of yourself half naked with a boner and expect women to fuck you
No retard of some chad I can use to test with. fken READ OP. Not one person in this thread can read.
Stop thinking about urself spaz
Damn how ugly are you?
If you think that is a boner you dick must be really small...
Have sex
Then he's a lost cause. I'd give anything to have that body
delete this fucking app, get some hobby you shithead, and you will find someone there, you fucking degenerate, you do not need this app, go fucking outside, you fucking virgin cunt
it may not be a boner but it fucking looks like it and its creepy. and no im not small its almost 7inches
he has the 'tism. he's a mentalcel
anything less then 7.5 inches can correctly hit all of a chicks spots dead srs, perfect size is around 8-8.5 7.5 is the cut off if you dont think so your in denial
I mean look at this massive thread with no responses.. pathetic
i dont care if you think im in denial or not. im happy with my size, women do not complain and they keep coming back for more.
Pro Tip: Say your searching for men and women. Gay men like everything so you get ranked higher in the Tinder Algorithm and get more likes from girls!
fuck off retard. we already gave you advice and you do nothing with it
kill yourself
Works okay for me. Good job and two dogs though. Okay looking i guess.
I made a profile for an attractive generic male and got 3+ likes within a few hours and then I made a profile for an attractive generic girl and literally got 99+ likes within half an hour
You match with some serious hambeasts though bro.
i like trolling.
But I dont want advice (and its bad advice) this is not an advice thread some things cant be fixed and you need to accept it and get over it?
FFS its like pulling teeth with you are you braindead?
>are you braindead?
your a retarded mentalcel who wants to pretend to be a chad on tinder in order to see how much they can get away with. You need to stop being a cancerous faggot and take the advice people gave you before begging for more help. take a better picture of yourself or fuck off forever
unpopular opinion:
using tinder automatically qualifies you as a desperate, thirsty male with little to no value IRL. because men of value, or as women perceive value, won't need to use tinder whatsoever.
the only women who use it are women with super-amplified hypergamous instincts, so the most damaged and most desperate women. not the kinds of women you'd want to be involved with anyway.
most men will only be able to access about 20% of women, probably even lower than that, the absolute bottom of the barrel. while the top 1% of men will have access to almost all women they come across. any dude that boasts about success on dating apps is either fucking the worst of the worst or he's in the top 1%, most men simply don't get any results or at least positive results (unless being HIV positive counts).
facebook is unironically a better dating app. because just like IRL you can fool a woman into thinking she's into you by indirectly making her life on your timeline or speaking your mind in a way that intrigues her, especially if it's about women. playing the game just how women do (most women who actively use social media post about men constantly).
you should delete all dating apps and up your marketplace value irl so you don't need them. the only extension of your irl dating life should be facebook, at least with facebook you're somewhat ambiguous and not "obviously" there because you're failing to access vagoo IRL.
>I don't want advise
>Makes a blog posting whining loudly and asking for help
You have no personality and no friends. You don't go out and being social to you involves shitposting on Yea Forums. You don't get it at all.
And whats wrong with that?
I have an account I paid for and I might as well use it for something and its something I have always wanted to know since people say that all the time, but I think its total bullshit and girls will still be hard to get even with a chad profile.
But I cant prove it without trying it out hence this thread... keep derailing it tho good 4 u
>I know this from one thread
lol plz im legit just here to find chad photos, I tried myself but It was impossible to find any
>I have an account I paid for
Retard.
Stop using that autistic incel term. your theory is based on trying to get women to talk to you, by pretending to be someone else. user, can you really see what the problem is? I can promise you it's not your looks. I can promise that.
The two of you are equally retarded. Stop having feelings and start being sociopathic like the rest of us.
Nibba stob this
laugh not life
>girls will still be hard to get even with a chad profile
well yeah, every girl on tinder can fuck around 80% of all men they know if they want to. they have no need to use it.
they're only on it because they're looking for mr right (he who ticks all the boxes) or mr right now (a potential quick fuck from someone who ticks the least number of boxes required to release some sexual frustration, this only occuring when the woman in question has nobody irl who can do this).
also on top of this, most women use tinder for a source of validation, they literally collect matches so they can look at how many men they have vying for their affections and feel good about themselves. so even if you match with someone, that doesn't mean they're interested. it means you're just a +1 to them who's there to make them feel good and feed them narcissistic supply.
take a better picture of yourself and post it here so we can tell you if its good or not. if you arent going to do this there is no reason to help you any further because you arent willing to help yourself. everything your saying is retarded and nobodys going to help you for free otherwise
I don't care about matching with girls anymore aint going to happen lol my interest now lies in how much of a "Dick" can attractive guys even be?
Because incels sook and say "naw they can do anything so UNFAIR" but I think its not the case.
Everyone in this thread keeps projecting themselves onto me fken stop it and gib me what I want nibbs (Or atleast point me in the right direction.. I dont use Instagram)
This nig is one of them he trys to say that but I bet you if i used my acc with a nice guy they would be just as nasty
im going to use your pictures that you posted and make a tinder acc just to prove to you that you can get matches. ill post results later tomorrow
want to know what to do get rid of social media acconts and get flip phone works
That's actually genius!
So then what the fuck do you want? Are you just looking to vent? Because this is the wrong place to do that
>I have this tinder gold account paid for and doing nothing so i want to see how much attractive guys can get away with (how rude they can be) and still pick up, but I need photos.... not a catfish just for science
PHOTOS OF A CHAD TO TEST WITH
ZZZ
mfw
god dam you are like 100X the human I am... So envious (for real) I cant believe it tracks that
he's an emotional brainlet, leave him be. he can't even understand when people are trying to help him. he wants to be spoon fed everything because he's desperate, self-hating and thirsty.
I just understand ur help is usless ( no offence you just dont know it) smh it wont rlly change anything trust me, its not my first time using tinder
I think you might be saying these things thinking it will work for you one day to but mostly it wont and u just have to be a man and accept it
it already does. I'm 29 and I regularly get opportunities to fuck 18-20 year olds. what you and most men fail to recognise is that most attraction to men on the part of women is mental. you don't really have much opportunity to reel a woman in beyond your physical appearance on tinder. on facebook and irl you can carefully handcraft your entire persona methodically in order to attract women. and if you don't make it too obvious and you know what they want to see in you (this obviously differs with each woman in question to some degree) you can make them become interested in you.
Anons you are wasting your time.
It would be one thing if OP was going on Tinder dates and not getting a fuck but he can't even get matches so what chance has he of getting to the date stage if he can't even type a few interesting lines for a bio.
You free sex is waiting for you here OP.
Here’s some valuable advice OP
Step 1 - Clean yourself up a bit, if you’re a bit overweight or not the best looking, try and style yourself up a bit, try and look interesting. Go to /fa/ or /fit/. For me this is the most important step, if you look like shit why should girls match with you?
Step 2 - Have at least 4 or 5 photos. Nice clear photo of face maybe one out having fun with people, no body shots, colour grade them a bit.
Step 3 - There’s actually a tinder algorithm that will stop showing you to people if you swipe right for everybody so try and think about the people you’re swiping.
Step 4 - Chatting up a girl is the hardest step if you got no confidence. When you get ghosted or don’t get responded for the first time it stings but you’ll get used to it. Try and be interesting with opening lines, refer to bios or pictures of that girl or ask silly questions that would throw them off. But don’t get disheartened
Step 5 - Try to organise a beer or hang relatively quickly. Don’t wait ages like a week but if you have a great back and forth maybe sort it in a day. Girls don’t want to wait for ages texting they’re on tinder the same reason as you.
This is advice coming from a not a great looking but well dressed hipster in London who’s slept with over 90 girls on tinder. We’re all gonna make it
>works for me
last message is from 3/10 slampig
....
hes retarded. he doesnt want advice he wants to be a faggot and feel sorry bout himself
Like every Tinder thread.
Unless they failing on real dates you are wasting your time. Say you spent hours with him and he suddenly starts getting matches. Do you think he would be able to maintain a chat and get a date? Not a chance in hell.
Stop wasting your time OP and accept your fate here
Don't know what advice you were given but here's mine.
Get some good pictures of yourself. Quality shit that doesn't look like a fucking mugshot. Smile. Take selfies. Get a friend to get "candid" pictures. It's not just looks, it's how you can present yourself. Get a good bio.
Byron?
You try google nigga?
yeah nothing good
plz dont die /thread :[
No....you are a moron...go be a trap ffs
You will NEVER get laid, as mentioned in this thread, you first have to win a woman's mind before she gives up her vagina.
Go take some other Tinder Chad's pics you dumb loser. Not that there aren't a million pics of better quality and hotness on Google.
>only matched with 4 who insulted me.
they didn't insult you, they saw you for what we all see you as, a fucking moron.
This has to be a troll, there is no body on this planet who could be as dumb as OP.
Id help you out but
>i want to see how much attractive guys can get away with (how rude they can be) and still pick up
i dont want to help you just fuck with people. how about talk to girls and just date/fuck them and not be a pos?
not OP but I'm not ugly, I'm 6'1, but I have a skinny beta body, would I get laid using tinder?
This is OP. if you took the advice that he refused to listen to then yes you will get laid
I googled some phrases but I cant find anything convincing...
But I said in OP its has nothing to do with me personalty just to see if chicks are more leniant with good looking guys and to what degree...
What does dateing girls do to accomplish that? Stap strawman :[
If you look worse about twice as good as this id say you have a chance
> how about talk to girls and just date/fuck them and not be a pos?
Hey did you not hear OP, he wants everything to be the way he wants it, how dare you tell him what to do, how dare those women expect him to do anything other than what he wants to do. Not even mommy tells him what to do.
The day you think about someone else's wishes other than your own is the day your life will change. Selfish cunt.
FUCK!!! who are this guys parents? I would like to kick them both in the teeth for bringing up a 100% POS
Tinder reinforces hypergamy. It's a waste of time unless you can put yourself in the top 20% of male users.
You are a marketable resource. Love and romance are no different than existing in a capitalist society. Examine yourself and your life. Are you marketable? What social utility do you have?
What??? HOW did you get that from this thread?
Everyone can do whatever the fuck they want looool In this thread I have accepted like 100X if girls find me ugly then so be it and theres nothing that can be done, that's just nature?
Im not an ignorant fgt stop strawmaning me smh
=THE POINT OF THE THREAD IS TO GET PICTURES OF CHAD SO I CAN TEST SOMETHING ON AN ACCOUNT I PAID FOR=
Not op btw smh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Im op fgt
>No replies
Uhh... You could try at least
>You need to look happy and interesting. It's not about how you look at all, it's all about personality and how fun you can be.
In this post
People are giving you good advice and you aint listening, your a selfish cunt......and guess what? the first thing a girl checks is whether you are a selfish cunt or not.....
>only matched with 4 who insulted me.
Want to fuck bitches? Whenever you are with them or chatting with them MAKE IT ALL ABOUT THEM and not you.
>=THE POINT OF THE THREAD IS TO GET PICTURES OF CHAD SO I CAN TEST SOMETHING ON AN ACCOUNT I PAID FOR=
>THE POINT OF THE THREAD IS TO GET PICTURES OF CHAD SO I CAN be an asshole
Nobody want to help you be an asshole, next thread
That is not even true dude stfu.
Exactly why you are a fucking chump, cause you don't take advice and just csll it stupid.
Ok I have said maybe 5 times in this thread kindly and in a non rude way to complete anons that I dont want advice on how to get with girls I dont care anymore.
So can you please shut the fuck up brainlet and try to either contribute to the threads purpose, admit that ur trolling or fuck off :)
An asshole? id most likely start out kind and then push it more and more... thats if I can even get a match with a chad account (I dont think I will get that many matches tbh)
Works for me user :)
The ones who message first are always crazy tho
99+ What a fucking chad
Use this as your Tinder pic fuckface
That incel aint me.. Im op and this
is me check the skin colour
show us the convo of bridget?
Having matches mean jack shit. My buddy has 500 matches and barely goes on dates because he has zero fucking game. Post actual tinder wins you faggots.
Pic related is before.
After she came to investigate my place
I gotta call the police more often
She has a really zoomed in picture of Danny devito as her last pic
10/10 Chad
Makes me want to commit every time. How attractive would you say you are?
This
This is 100% true, it happened to me. I'm like a four or five out of ten at best and I feel like I know it and so I pulled some pictures of a guy I thought was better-looking by far but not like a 10 I picked out like an 8 but I'm only guessing because I'm a guy and I'm no fag but seriously, you'd be surprised I would send out the same types of messages that I would send them my normal account and I still got nothing so maybe it's the messages or maybe it's just that women just don't reply to very many people because from what I've been told, they get hundreds if not a thousand messages a day depending on your location and how big of a city you're talking but they get so many messages you probably just go unnoticed. You really got to grab them from the get-go or you don't get them at all. It's usually best if you catch people who made brand new accounts if that's possible but beyond that I don't know my friend, good luck user
There's too many bot accounts and they probably get deleted before you get your messages but your views would go up because they viewed your profile however they got deleted so you can't find them. In fact sometimes I purposely text the people who I find to be the sexiest and almost immediately I always get messages back trying to get me to go to some stupid website and I'm just like, I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not good-looking but I'm not an idiot
Theres no need to make fun of me when I openly admit that im involuntary celibate.
Its not my fault I put people off looks wise, also dont group me in with those bitter cuck boiz I accepted it and don't care about it and don't let it affect me. Life could always be worse
Lend a brother those photos man please!
I believe you but let me test for myself by my nibba
This is me... im 6'3"
I'd say im around an 8, but confidence is what gets me in with 9's & 10's. You have to be confident, not needy or desperate. Be unpredictable and not always available.
.. and NEVER fucking compliment women EVER. It doesn't matter how hot she is don't fucking compliment her. And if you do make sure it's something like her laugh, ect ..nothing about her looks.
Cringing at these dudes that lead with "hey cutie." You fucking failed from the first message.
pay a pro cameraman get some decent snaps, smart up nice shirt and fix up look sharp. Be nice in replies dont expect instant replies. You can be an ugly bastard but still pull on there. good luck, desu.
I just pulled them off of Google man, just find somebody that you think is not going to look like it's a fake profile. Find someone's Facebook maybe go through it and pull out a few of the pictures with them but also with them in their friends that way it's not like you just have one photo and someone's just wondering if it's real or not even. No shirtless photos of dudes nothing like a Chad necessary if I'm using the phrase right, I did this like 15 years ago so I don't have anything to help you beyond this little knowledge. You're just going to find yourself annoyed so you're better off just sending messages to everybody possible and crossing your fingers but make sure the messages are something that they might respond to. Pretend that you actually said hello to them before and just opened by saying that you're sorry you didn't get back to them sooner, make them wonder if they already messaged you and they just forgot. You'd be surprised how often that works! Or just message girls and say, You Got a notification that they wanted to talk, like you matched or something! If they call you out on it just be honest and say you didn't want to miss an opportunity but you know that women get so many messages you wanted to make sure yours got read.
what the frick
more of her
fuck, keep going
You got more of Kelsa there bro?
Looking. I remember I took another pic of her ass.
Yeah lets see that firm tushy
Where'd she have you cum?
no, he would have been told to fuck off with his personal army request and the thread would have been saged in every field. if he wants photos he can find them himself, not come here with his hands empty waiting for handouts. if he came here posting with funny examples of him putting effort into it then he would have got a positive response, but currently it's just a faggot who doesn't have enough confidence in himself to even try his own idea.
post your boring ass stale bread bio you faggot
All over her. Covered her in streaks down her body. I remember I stood up at the edge of the bed after pounding her and just unloaded. Streaks of cum starting from her belly button all the way up to her chin and mouth. She actually told her hot friend how much I cum, her friend apparently got turned on and there was a three some in the making for a bit. Never fell through though because the friend ended up getting a bf.
I been trying for ages its hard dude.. this is the best I have come up with
Post more of this hot bitch's ass
Shirtless pictures show you are insecure, girls don't want insecure faggots.
Stop thinking about what you think is attractive, because it's not.
Very hot, my current gf is a huge cumslut, drawn to eachother for the same reason
Found it but the file size is too big. Trying to shrink it
This is the only correct answer fuck all of you dipshits
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Mmm yes hot little firm ass. She have a clamshell or a little bubblegum sticking out?
>Don't rely solely on Tinder
>Don't take Tinder too seriously
>Dont use shirtless pics unless you go to the gym or are doing something that people usually do shirtless in said pic
There you go faggot
i was a virgin until 21, joined tinder and met 16 girls within 2 years. i have zero social skills but tinder allows me to talk to girls without mumbling and stuttering enough for them to realise i can fuck them like chad does, it's a great confidence boost going from being a lonely fag into someone who actually attracted some girls. i quit the app after i kept getting stds but no regrets other than that. i'm dating one of the girls now and still in contact with a few others
The pics make it look firm but her ass was actually pretty squishy, it would giggle and clap hard.
1 time or many?
Many