Would you drink 10 of these ketchup bottles in 90 minutes for one million dollars?

Thats damn near 3 gallons of ketchup.hell you can give yoursel water poisining by drinking that much in a 6 hour span if your a small person. I dont think its possible especially if you cant throw it up

>I'd suck a dick for free...
i thought this was a ketchup thread, not a faggot thread.

I'm sure he'd say no homo.

for a million, i'd have an ambulance on standby

Are there a lot of jews there or something?

Piggybacking on this, that’s something like 3 times the amount of liquid that your stomach can hold at once. If you can digest a stomach full of ketchup in 45 or maybe even 30 minutes, then it might technically be possible, but my gut says you can’t. If you didn’t puke, you’d pop.
You can’t drink a gallon of milk in an hour. It just physically won’t fit.

of course he would.
denial: not just a river in Egypt.

I'd do a 32oz bottle for 100k

same

You can drink or use ordinary water if you like, yes.

>You can’t drink a gallon of milk in an hour. It just physically won’t fit.
what if you practiced, like the "professional eaters" do?

This. Just not physically feasible, even if you're a competitive eater

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That's the home of the Heinz company.

>you can't physically fit a gallon in your stomach in an hour

Tell that to professional contest eaters. There was that one guy who drank two gallons of water back to back. Chugging. Like under a few minutes. Of course, he'd puke it back up so he didn't die, but it can definitely fit.

No because it's not possible to drink that much ketchup that quickly.

The initial rules never stated that you couldn't puke it back up. That's what I'd do after the first taste of that heinz trash. Those jews design their ketchup bottles to be failure-prone in the hands of toddlers and drunk people. OH I BROKE THE BOTTLE AGAIN, GOTTA GO BUY MORE!

Most of the people on Yea Forums would blow an AIDS infested trap for $10. I think you need to lower the bar a bit.

You got one? I need some cash

I'll drive 6 hours to that shithole township and punch everyone to death if they favor that jew shit sauce.

I literally won't eat any ketchup besides Heinz. Same with yellow mustard. If you eat any other brand, you're a communist.

Not particularly sure it's possible. I mean, if it was a case of chug a bottle of ketchup, then bulimia puke it back up, move on to the next bottle, I think I could TECHNICALLY do it. But if it's a case of chug it and keep it down, I think there's all of like 10 people in the entire world that could.

But assuming the first, am I willing to consume large amounts of a substance that I can only barely tolerate the flavor of, then force myself to retch it all back out, only to do it again and again for the equivalent of more than a gallon of the crap for $1 million. Could I puke up a pound of ketchup and then immediately chug down more ketchup? I'm not sure I have that kind of willpower, even though $1 million would have me very comfortably set for more than 10 years.

You've obviously been brainwashed. Any person in their right mind would recognize Plochman's as the best mustard on the planet.

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Never heard of it. I don't even know if we have that in our region. I know a lot of brands are only available back east. Like RC Cola. You couldn't find it for decades out west. Even now, you have to go to beverage stores, it's not in regular stores.

im rather a commie insteat a heinzfag

It's amazing. I bet you could order it off of Amazon. I could suck-down that entire 19 ounce bottle.

What?

I might try it. Plochman sounds just as Jewish as Heinz though.

commie=better than heinz

Fuck. I've been paying $10 to do that. Your saying that someone would pay me?

But Plochman's only makes mustard and not 187,000 sauces trying to monopolize the entire condiment market.

Henry Heinz was Lutheran. His family immigrated from Germany.

Sure thing shill

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>monopolize the condiment market

There's also A1. They can't replace that.

But if they could...

You got me. I'm working for big ketchup.

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I could smell your lizard blood through the computer

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just drink, put my finger down my throat, puke, keep drinking, i win
sure

> yellow mustard
who the fuck eats that?
whats wrong with brown mustard?

Brown mustard is fine, but yellow mustard is nectar from the gods.

A1 and HP sauce are pretty specific to their intended protein. Isn't A1 owned by Kraft, who is best known for RANCH?

salt content would kill you

Kraft owns Heinz.

This is what I was thinking. You'd have to puke it up.

I never said I didn't like brown. Just that I only eat one type of yellow. I love a good dijon. I especially love cooking with it.

That's not possible. The salt and sugar content would both induce vomiting and make you really sick long before you had any chance of getting close to finishing.

it wasn't a buyout it was a merger Kraft Heinz company.

Write your favorite dijon mustard recipe here, so that we can all enjoy.

Heinz also owns HP

It's over. They won already. Time to just submit our assholes to the tangy overlords.

No way. Not as long as I can get my glorious Plochman's mustard. Apparently Plochman's was founded from someone from Württemberg, which means it's pretty far from jew shit like Heinz.

Equal parts
-dijon or whole grain mustard
-honey
>Tbsp
-garlic powder
-onion powder
-black pepper
-turmeric
>To taste
-Salt

Combine in a bowl
Dunk chicken breasts.
Soak overnight for extra flavor.
Oil in pan
Medium heat
Pan fry until crust forms
Add remaining sauce
Bring to simmer
Simmer until sauce thickens to desired level
Serve with rice pilaf and broccoli

Not super creative, but it's tasty. I've been cooking a lot lately, and that's one I make pretty frequently.

Maybe I will try it. German sausage, German beer, Plochman's mustard.

Fuck I'm hungry now. And all out of tendies.

Should have mentioned, the equal parts are half cup.

Just like trying to find Open Pit barbecue sauce here (Vegas). Yeah yeah, I know it's terrible, it's the only kind my dirt poor parents bought.
Also Faygo and Moxie. Not popular in the West.

Are you supposed to dice the chicken breasts?

>FAYGO

Aww, that takes me back to my first job. One of my coworkers used to stockpile that shit and make everyone try it if they never had it before. He was a juggalo, and apparently it's the official soda of ICP. It's not too bad actually. One of the few off-brand sodas that's worth getting if you can find it.

I don't think they have an official anything, since they're all officially retarded.

I don't usually, but you can certainly try it. Usually I either pound them with a meat tenderizer until they're a bit thinner, or just butterfly them.

They really are. They chuck full two-liter bottles of that shit into the crowd and then they're surprised when they get lawsuits.

I will save your recipe for further mouthole consumption procedures. Thank you.

A million could buy you a car these days. Not worth it.

Faygo has a black cherry soda that I really liked as a kid. I haven't had it in probably 15-20 years

My pleasure. Hope you enjoy it.

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If you got a BevMo in your area, I usually see it and a few other varieties in there. They got everything.

Ugh ICP. I was well into adulthood before I ever heard of them, or I probably wouldn't have touched the soda.
Just another thing us Michiganders have to own up to. Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Timothy McVey and ICP. Cousin fucking not withstanding.

I am surrounded by BevMos (nor cal). Never thought to check there. then again, I don't really drink soda anymore. Might grab some for the hell of it.

Ok this could be a troll post and I am going to say yeah, ketchup is not even a lot of calories or sugar maybe I would have trouble getting it all done in time, though.

Shitty, no bevmo in NV.
Guess I'll look one up when we go visit wifes parents in PV

Kid Rock was fucking Awesome in Joe Dirt. Every needs to give him credit for that, because you ain't seen nothing yet.

Even if it were possible to ingest that much ketchup and not throw up, the sodium content alone would likely damage your liver, and cause acute kidney failure. The severe dehydration combined with a spike in blood pressure could then cause heart failure, stroke, or both in combination. Either way, the short, miserable life you would experience after attempting it would never be worth any amount of money because you could never spend it and most likely would not live long enough to even claim it.

free food is free food.

Sounds like a bunch of pussy conditions. I've lived with orange piss for years, so no ketchup ingestion is gonna phase me.