Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

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tough enough

Niggers tounge my anus

How tough am I? I once stepped on a lego barefoot and didn’t cry.

stepped on a big sewing needle barefoot, went from the bottom of my toe and out the other side. was nearly next to the bone.
thought i just stepped on a sharp pebble.
had someone else rip it out because my massive fucking clumsy hamhocks of hands would've done damage.
didn't even feel it leave.

Uh right this way sir

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I've tooken over 1 thousand punches to the face. I've been hit by a car once on bike going 40. and back up with my nuts and gut ran over as a child. and then my feet ran over as a child twice. and jumped from 20 feet into a barrel roll with my hands. had 5 nails on hands ripped off from skateboarding and 2 with toes. bled from every part of my body. reginerated most of my skin from scrapes. slammed my face into concrete into a skatepark bowl teeth first mouth open. Walked over 100 thousand miles of commut. Had every girlfriend i've ever had cheat on me and leave. Been abused. Lost millions to my mom being a bitch. Done dare devil stunts over and over again. Slammed my face into a parking lot supermarket face first mouth open to teeth from car surfing. road on slick black ice with a mountain bike while going fast down busy streets without falling. while going 20-10 miles per hour. wrecked a car into a street light going 30 and crushed the car while shattering all the windows and slamming my head into the roof and then reversing and driving the crunched car while drunk an extra 60 feet. then got out on foot bleeding to walk home and take a shower. jumped out of a moving car 5 times. Shit out the window of a car while pedestrians watching. Shit myself in middle school last day of school into sloppy wet diarhhea while managing composure while my shoes, pants and shirt are drenched in diarheea in front of 1/15 of the student body. punched a teacher. can now sleep with the same teacher i punched. as a kid. jumped out of an apartment window for shits and giggles. scaled apartments. parkoured at least scaling 40 feet. and doing 15 to 20 foot jumps from ledges onto smaller ledges or to surfaces of small flat. jumping distances of even 10 feet to get to next roof. road down a 200 foot street inside a tire multiple times. survived being killed by car of being hit by narrowly stopping several times. controlled an out of control bike that i wheelied on accidentally.

Not tough enough

How tuff am I? HOW TUFF AM I?!

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