Terrible movies you have seen
Terrible movies you have seen
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Gravity
Disney's Star Wars
stinker
I legitimately enjoy this movie.
Ironically or unironically?
huh?
this movie is fucking autistic
GREAT MOVIE!
Like a fucking a fucking psychological thriller as a kid. That guy really got detached and crushed to death? WTF!
this movie and the other dr seuss movies high are fucking amazing
I hate musicals, I hate this one most of all.
what a fucking piece of shit
hearty keks were had during these scene
Meet The Blacks
Another tired old comedy in da hood + poor attempt at surrealism = shitty mess of a movie.
Don’t watch nigger movies, they’re all the same.
I don't particularly care for the film overall but the music was actually enjoyable. Plus live screenings of it are entertaining as fuck. I can understand why it's such a cult favourite.
For what it's worth though, Tim Curry hates it more than you ever possibly could.
That movie is very entertaining.
Agree. The atmosphere is pretty nice though.
Fuck you. That movie was awesome. "I have.. one round"
The time travel ruined it for me. Even by comic book standards they completely decimated any semblance of continuity. I’m not trying to be contrarian, I just hated the movie.
bumpo
piece of garbage
(you)
bumpu
Avatar
I hate the music, I hate the weirdos who act out the scenes in theaters and live performances.
I hate the fucking fact my local radio station plays this shit music every damned Halloween ruining the day for me if I fucking hear the Time Warp.
As for Tim Curry hating it more than I ever possibly could, I doubt that. He wasn’t forced to watch it, over and fucking over by an asshole of a sibling, along with other slightly less foul and nauseating musicals - Hair, Hairspray, Grease, etc.
I hate this damn show. I would be happy if every fucking copy of this motherfucking musical spontaneously caught fire worldwide, I don’t even care if it means loosing family and friends to accidental burning.
I hate, LOATHE!!! this damn show.
That fucking kid.
I don’t like children to begin with, but I would have gladly beat that fucker to death with a hammer.
>pic related
How can people even watch that piece of shit movie? I've watched it twice and I still don't see how it's good.
>best horror movie of it's time
Lick my asshole rotten tomatoes, even babadook was better, and that kid was annoying as fuck
the human centipede
>The Core
>Terrible
But it was good, though.
my step sister shits on Freddy Got Fingered because Doug Walker said it was bad
hillary swank my subterranean waifu
This movie is incredibly over rated.
The pacing is terrible. Basically nothing happens, and then everything happens at once. We don't see the father slowly lose his sanity and go nuts. He just out of nowhere snaps and decides to go after his family.
Also, in no world is Jack Nicholsan believable as a same loving family man.
I think it's worth mentioning to that it was only recently that everyone started to love this film. Originally it was a massive critical flop, and Kubrick himself hated it.
Movie is straight garbage. I called it from 15 min in.
If I can call a movie in the 1st 10min, I wanna put my foot though the tv.
Like when people were “youbshoukd watch contact” and in the 1st 10 min im “if she meets her dad at the end of this movie, im breaking your tv”
“Na....just watch it”
Had to buy that nigga a new tv
It’s not bad. I think you’re looking at all the wrong things
Amazing movie. But 2 and 3 are absolute shit
bruh whats wrong with hair
It simply wasnt enjoyable.
makes The Core look like an oscar contender
2018 Robin Hood film. Not 1 Asian, Hispanic or Indian actor. Hollywood is racist.
Almost* any movie with this cocksucker
i hope you aren't talking about danny trejo in the upper left. cause those would be fighting words
>friar tuck a nigger
what was the black goo?
its a lowkey beastiality film
I loved Tom Green until I watched that pile of elephant cum.
guess you should have given your self over to absolute pleasure
Why is a black guy prominent in medieval England? The story is already quite unbelievable, but that is less likely than splitting the arrow down the middle.
Pretty much everything Roland Emerich or Michael Bay have done, with the exception of Independence Day and The Rock. Both were still quite flawed but at least somewhat redeemable.
I know right? History shows that it is well known that Hispanics were the kings guards and Asians worked the land.
Xeno-bioweapon builders put there in case earthlings evolved into bunch of jerks?
Spoiler alert: we did, but goo never makes it to earth to kill all user-fags
why did they want to destroy us if they created us?
was creating us a mistake?
why was it a mistake?
Whhhhhhhhhyyyyyyy???
the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen
>i'm fly
>i'm pilot
ITT: Young anons posts movies that were actually passable in the hope someone will get triggered and defend them.
Not in effin' England they didn't.
fuck mike epps
loved Hard to kill
Sure they were more up in Scotland and Ireland but they were found in England. Wasnt until the early 1850s that white Europeans migrated and out numbered them in London.
Independence Day is a great movie, the second one sucked whale cocks though.
You're not even trying anymore.
There is no second one. Just like there is only one Highlander film.
Worst one in the saga.
See more people fight for whites and blacks.
Oh look whites fighting for more whites in London.
Honestly the only non-original one i semi enjoyed was Rogue One. The rest were really dissapointing. Even Rogue One was a poorly paced movie, but it at least seemed like star wars. The rest was a bunch of CGI, SJW, repeat of the original story. Didnt even bother to see the han solo abortion.
Showing pictures from the embarrassing days of post British Empire, and the disenfranchisement from those times won't help your silliness.
Did you just say anything? That’s IMPOSSIBLE!
RIP my sides
Poorly written, both in story logic, and dialogue. Truly lacklustre.
Only avenger movie i saw was i think the first one. Really bad writing as they went on and on about finding some random unexplained plot device to accomplish the story. What the hell was it called, the interocitor, the continuum transfunctioner?
I disagree, 2 was one of the only movies I’ve ever watched that made me feel legitimately disgusted and I love it for that reason. It set out to be disgusting and it completely succeeded. 3 was complete over the top camp which was really the only place the series could go after two and I found it hilarious.
Hugely better than the force awakens, which was a terrible copy of past work, with a predictable and insignificant solo death. The admiral holdo story arc was awful, and rose was a terrible character, but the movie is otherwise very good. Luke’s appearance and death and both hard-hitting. That double-sun callback was a tearjerker for me
What a disaster
Are you dissing machette???
Transsexual incinerator? The tesseract?
I fell asleep in the theater within the first five minutes.
The movie completely ruined Luke as a character, turning him into a whiny bitch. And the whole casino-environment is just ridiculous, with no effort of making it look like a sci-fi casino. Just vegas with some alien heads thrown into the crowds
>tesseract
ah yeah, i think that is it. Fucking typical forgettable summer action movie is about all i can say for it.
Some friends were hyping the hell out of it saying it was in their top 5 movies of all time with shit like godfather, empire strikes back, citizen kane, etc. It was just a more well funded and slightly better directed Michael bay movie for me.
Did you watch the original trilogy? Luke is a whiny bitch.
> But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!
Stfu and help your uncle you cunt.
>turning him into a whiny bitch
Luke was a whiny bitch in A New Hope. But we got to see him evolve as a character and grow past that. Even in empire he had some whiny parts with Yoda, but he eventually learned and became the master.
episode 8 had some amazing luke scenes and some of the worst. I prefer to just pretend only the theatrical 4-6 exist, plus some of the old extended universe before phantom menace.
Still the only thing that really comes to mind when i think of 8 is that worthless 30 minutes of casino planet. And when Finn was about to an hero and be a real hero but then fat asian boring bitch fucked it all up for love or some shit. Holy shit that pissed me off, I almost liked one of the new characters and then that bitch ruins it.
Can agree on casino, too. “Go find flower guy”. OK. But Luke, no. Fuck off, Mark. Burying your father, nearly murdering your apprentice and nephew, and then causing the murder of the other Jedi students - the man would have lost hope. People give up in real life. Yoda came in and slapped some wisdom on him.
Yeah, the rock is very enjoyable to watch and not just because of Sean Connery.
Wing wong Ching chong was very brave, actually.
The Core wasn't a great movie, but I thought it was entertaining.
The trailer was better than the movie.
The worst cence in all of the movies for me is when luke is standing above his nephew child student and 95% thinking about murdering him in his sleep. I don't care what kind of film, the protagonist isn't supposed to be trying to murder misled children, especially family. There isn't much worse in the human world than that.
Losing hope in the galaxy and denouncing his Jedi training would probably revert him back to whiny bitch mode tho.
Under Siege was pretty good tho
>Hair, Hairspray, Grease
I'm starting to notice a pattern here.
Child murdering instinct runs in his family, just look at his dad.
Pain and Gain is actually good
it's the only one of his movies that he actually wanted to make
he wanted to do it earlier but got sucked into transformers and had to wait
This is probably not a popular opinion, but I was extremely disappointed with this movie. I love Terry Gilliam's films generally, but Brazil felt disjointed and poorly executed.
I did enjoy that scene.
Ed Harris is my jam
you are a strong individual to even try to watch that piece of shit
Hard to beat this for stupid
Plus Nicholas Cage
I couldn't stop laughing at the barbeque scene
Loved the Core. It's had unobtanium!
Fuck off.
Good chiller.
Epic horror.
You fail.
A Hollywood actress actually sucked a guy's dick on camera, and it was still completely unwatchable
hereditary is the best horror movie of all time prove me wrong
protip: [spoiler] you can't [/spoiler]
it gave us this seen, so not all bad
Contrarian.
The treeeeeesssss!
>We want you to hack the internet
Very boring
I actually really enjoyed Rogue One. It hits the best parts of the Star Wars universe without being about space wizards.
Star Wars as a whole is pretty much better when not focusing on a certain family of Skywalkers.
Rogue One was a genre shift. It's more a war movie, less a space opera. But it still managed to feel like Star Wars.I think it showed you can tell more than one type story.
Rogue One is a great sci - fi movie, the other reboots not so much
Don't tell me that. I'm trying to get through the one that's between 3 and 4 and it's so difficult. Idk if I can make it through something that's worse than that
>me every Tuesday night
why every Tuesday ?
I wanted to like it so bad. I even got the criterion version.
I agree. Rogue one is actually a solid movie. I’d even call it great. Don’t like the main characters? That problem resolved itself. That Darth Vader scene is the first depiction of him actually being a badass. Oh my god
Pleb
If you like horrible moves you have to check out “ how did this get made” it’s podcast that spends an hour ripping apart bad movies with comedians
Assuming this is reserved for movies we've actually seen/tried to see & not movies we refused to see when they came out because of concerns that it would suck & history proved us correct (and by default that excludes every contribution to Disney Wars):
The Prophecy
>first time I've ever actually walked out of a movie before
Solarbabies
>didn't know wtf it was about then, not about to start now
Disorderlies
>I dug The Fat Boys back in the day because of their novelty, but that movie was terrible
The Princess Bride
>"inconceivable" that I'd say this? Au contrer; it's the first of many overfuckrated movies on my list
Venom
>watched all but the last 30min, dig Tom Hardy as an actor, but no. Costumed superhero movies = colossal suck & this was no exception
The Val Kilmer Batman
>last Batman I ever saw until Dark Knight, which I watched for Heath Ledger, not for gay-ass Batman
American Psycho
>OMG, if I'd seen this in a theater instead of having it forced on me by my date, I would have walked out of this abortion too, and the fact that you cretins use a still from this for your stupid "dubs" meme gives me a headache
Guardians of the Galaxy
>another "held hostage watching this because was on a date & it's what she wanted to watch". I went with an open mind & walked out going "wtf did I just watch?" Then I saw the standee in the lobby w/ the giant "Marvel" logo & went "ah, now it makes sense". Had I known this was more comic company drivel beforehand I would have either tried to change what movie we went to or adjusted my expectations a lot lower before going into the auditorium
History of the World Pt 1/Young Frankenstein
>I like & appreciate Mel Brooks. Love Spaceballs, Men In Tights & Blazing Saddles. However, with both HotW & YF, I never made it through either of them despite several attempts, both because of circumstances & because what I was able to glean already, I wasn't inspired to finish the fuckin' things.
It’s a piece of shit musical.
No
Yeah, they suck ass. They’re musicals and I hate them.
All of them.
Here’s Disney’s Queen now.
Because age doesn't affect people you like & there are no such things as health problems. Everyone walks around looking like Dwayne Johnson/whoeverthestandardforfemalebeautyisthissecond all the time, right?
Douche.
He had a massive stroke, it’s not due to age, dumbass. He almost died.
He was the narrator/criminologist in the Rocky Horror remake from Fox.
Any and all movies in thisbshitty franchise.
Im still fucking mad
>The Prophecy
Man. That one was actually good.
Elias Koteas, Christopher Walker, Viggo Mortensen, Eric Stoltz, Virginia Madsen...
The rest of your complaints, sure, but The Prophecy, really?
Yes, dear. I'm 100% aware of that. I'm the one that wrote this: I've met Barry Bostwick as well as Sal Piro (who was the photographer in the Rocky remake), I have a Rocky Horror tattoo & I was active in my area's Rocky cast for about 8yrs in the 90's-2000s. Not telling me anything I don't already know.
Funny I specifically mentioned "health problems" above &, while you made sure to zero in on my comment about age, followed by an insult to my intellect, you conveniently neglected to acknowledge the allowance for "health problems" I made immediately after my age comment. Tell me again who the dumbass is?
I refuse to see anymore Stephen King shit.
Fuck him, that douche nozzle.
You are for being a RHPS roleplaying fag with a tattoo of it on your dumb ass.
I love the books. I haven't had the guts to watch the movie yet cause I don't feel like getting pissed off. Is the movie that bad,user?
He had input I think but it's not his faught. Best author ever.
The whole film is a metphor for the trash hollywood will pay to produce. Its fucking meta, and Tom Green nailed it with that movie.
Please save yourself and pretend it never happened
Rule #1 for moviemaking:
>stellar cast = / = awesome movie
I'm sure a new thread could be made addressing that particular happening. But yeah. Just because a movie had a huge, amazing cast doesn't mean it's going to be good.
On that note, I should have mentioned a couple more movies. Consider this a sequel to my post above:
The Deer Hunter
>I know it won Oscars (& Walken himself got his Best Supporting Actor Oscar for this) but really, I have zero idea what this movie is about
Apocalypse Now
Sorry, but hugely overrated. I'm on-board with everything up until CPT Willard is dropped w/ his Navy escort after the surfing escapade enabled by LTC Kilgore. Once that happens, that movie completely fucking loses me. Unlike The Deer Hunter though, this one at least is good in parts.
But that wasn't her dad at the end, it was the aliens that sent the signal. They chose the form of her dad so she wouldnt flip shit at seeing some cthulhu alien thing.
Tattoo's on my shoulder, not my ass. Dumbass.
Look, you don't like it, that's fine. But just because you don't like it doesn't make you right & me wrong, shitferbrains. Different strokes & everything.
Besides, I got so much pussy at Rocky it was ridiculous. My first four threesomes (FFM) came about because of Rocky, either directly or indirectly.
Also, way to completely ignore what I said that refuted what you said earlier. That's called "cherrypicking your facts", something only idiots do & think they can get away with.
>Apocalypse Now
>That movie completely fucking loses me
You are, quite literally, the most stupid fucking individual I have ever seen on this website.
Someone post the edit with all the weaboo stuff plz
Most predictable, boring horror writer ever.
He was better when he was shoving cocaine by the bundles up his nose and drinking 24/7.
He’s a shit hack riding on his own name alone now cranking out boring, predictable shit.
His son, Joe Hill, is a far better writer.
yeah, it was pretty gay
I also saw that H3 podcast
>The Deer Hunter
>I have zero idea what this movie is about
u retarded?
>Apocalypse Now
>Sorry, but hugely overrated.
Now you're trolling
Before I give any further comments, pls, why don't you tell me 2 war movies that mean something to you? that have any meaning?
You’re still at the end of the day butthurt over a cripple and you have a shit tattoo on your dumb ass, dumbass.
Also nice lie, you gonna be a Navy seal next, kiddo?
Lol, ok. I'm sure all the millions that enjoy his writing are wrong. And you are right. What a hater douche you are.
Well he is the retarded cunt who got a RHPS tattoo.
That should explain a lot of things.
That pisses me off. Fucking great series of books and Hollywood can't get the shit right, not surprised.
Found the king fanboy. Gonna reeeee now for me?
Billions eat plain white rice too, it’s still shit - just like his writing.
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I love the old horror/sci-fi movies not for their quality (they are bad) but for their nostalgia.
Used to watch them on a local TV show, Shock Theater, hosted by Count Gregore.
This is what got me started on my lifelong love of horror flicks, and scary things in general as a kid.
Worst Movie of all time easily.
You’ve clearly never seen Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows.
doesn't change the fact blair witch 1 sucked
It was somewhat ok, especially when you compare it to 2.
The Last Broadcast was better (in terms of found footage horror).
I'm going to religiously watch every single movie cited in this thread.
This was the one where he porks Jessica Biel right?
Whatever you say, princess. Sorry facts make your ass hurt.
Danny Trejo here.
Take this back,or I'll find you,and i WILL kill you.
Any movie with Adam Sandler
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Come on it’s not really a bad movie. Everyone was just pissed that it won the Oscar that year instead of the movie about two gay cowboys eating pudding.
Millions have bought and read Trump’s book too by your rationale. Does that make him a great writer, bitchboy?
And Ben Stiller
Finally,,thank you.
Pulp fiction
Trump? Lol fuck no. But, did you really just compare trump to Steven king? Stretch much? You want to prove you point so bad but, you can't and you're not smart enough to let it go. What a perfect example of autism in action. You make me raff.
i read the first book and really like the atmosphere and world building. but the way he writes dialouges, makes all his characters seem retarded.
that style fits the big ass stupid black guy from the green mile, but that's it.
>makes all his characters seem retarded
I would disagree, I thinkhedoes a great job of going into specific details about the characters and make you feel a certain way about them or care about them. I can see how kings style is not for everyone but to say he sucks, is in all honestly fuckin retarded.
i don't mean generally, i just mean the dialouges.
The Core.*sips* now THAT was a great movie. I remember seeing it with my Dad when I was like 13. We both laughed at the hacker guy a lot.
Yup, he even said he made it that only his friends would get since most scenes he actually did when was young like the restaurant scene.
streetfighter & super mario bros. - they are so terrible i really enjoyed them
also this
I watched... *gag*
Hurrrr... fff...
The sn-hwuuuuh...
The Snowman.
... all of it.
Let’s talk about your terrible taste in movies instead. The Core was a great movie.
I'm going to watch this now.
good up until the awkward botched ending
Going by your metrics, yup.
Don’t be a hypocritical asshole, you equate sales to good writing.
Now fuck off, cunt. King is shit, you’re shit too.
The premise is a great idea. Too bad King fucked it up.
The latest star wars film was absolute trash. They are taking the series into an SJW clown world nothing like the original series.
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Whatever, I give zero fucks what a idiot thinks. So go fuck yourself, fatty.
Biggest waste of money. Don't even waste the bandwidth pirating this piece of shit
Hahah
>whatever
What are you? A 13 yr old valley girl?
Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact, you're a fuckin loser that won't get off my dick. You fag.
That film's only redeeming moment.
When nudity doesn’t help, you know the movie’s complete shit.
It has the very disquieting element that all Terry Gilliam movies seem to have, and I don’t think Jonathan Pryce was good enough to carry the film. He certainly can’t carry much even now, 35 years later.
God what a shit movie.
I didn't even know they did a 2.
It's meant to be bad. The purpose of the film is a middle finger to the film industry. Tom Green actually turned up in a cab to collect his Razzy Awards and brought his own red carpet. This was not a man who set out to make anything other than an enormous middle finger.
In a scene that was scrapped it turns out Jesus was one of the aliens and they were pissed at us for killing him.
So butthurt that your shit logic turned on you.
Like, whatever! Shaw!
Any movie by M Night shayamamalamaman. He's the quintessential cringe pajeet film nerd. Just awful.
I was part of the production for this movie. I’m sorry. But hey it’s a paycheck. Pretty much what we were all saying.
Jonathan Pryce is great in Something Wicked This Way Comes.
It’s a shame that more of Bradbury’s works don’t get good screen time.
Undefeated champion. No question. End of thread!
I love Unbreakable, Split and Glass, everything else is meh, with The Happening being absolute shit.
Mama Mia
An annoying self-centred bint can't figure out which one of a bunch of men her whore of a mother fucked to make her. Her reason for this? Because she want's her wedding to look right.
So she invites them to the island hotel that her mother I running that isn't attracting any business despite being in the middle of all of the beaches and having all of the amenities and access.
The old whore has no idea which one, if any, fathered her daughter because she was a whore bouncing on all the dicks.
Annoying drunk old women screeching. It's not rape if it's women on man.
In the end she doesn't really care because the whole thing was done on a whim. Waits until all the guests, some f which have travelled thousands of miles, arrive before cancelling the wedding. She did not consider asking her husband-to-be his thoughts on this.
Nobody involved can sing.
Rogue one is a garbage of a film. I've never fallen asleep on a movie theater. Really bad movie
Objectively the worst film of all time
Rogue one is the only Star wars film I would consider good. That entire franchise is hot autistic trash for dumb nerds and normies larping as nerds.
Nice bait m8. 1st one was good. The sequels were objectively trash.
Watched a stream last night, was okay but hope that is the last of these capeshits.
oi
I enjoyed this movie thoroughly. I guess I don't hate minorities enough to be triggered by it.
Thank you for reminding that I had ever seen this pile of utter hoboshit.
I hated the remake with Victoria Justice as Janet. This version is AOK.
Biggest disappointment ever! I watched it thinking maybe they wouldn't butcher the story too bad... boy was I wrong! I like Idris Elba, but a black gunslinger on top of all the other shit they fucked up was just obvious SJW bullshit!
None are ok. They all suck - original, remakes, stage performances, etc.