Yea Forums, write me some Haiku poems

Hidge snodge flip jip
Hodge snodge cridge fourth winner
Nippter flip spank lip
youtu.be/4H9M2efdvT4

Projared is fucked
Traded cosplay ass and tits
Chasing down a nut

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Cold momy gun shoe
Cobtobbler Garfunkel tits
Spin me right around

OP is gay
japs are too
they both love cocks
coated in poo

He is a faggot
He fucks giant big black cock
Be thinks traps aren't gay

Do you have any idea what a haiku is

Boing boing boing boing boing
Boing boing boing boing boing boing boing
Boing boing boing boing boing
--Kangaroo

Isn't it a kind of martial art except it's for old people and it's really slow?

Fuck yeah. Look at his lips, that smirk, that grin. Yes keep robbing him. Continue the surveillance. We'll find something on him. We'll teach that black bitch to be better than us. ..
(Me: Captain Planet)

Pretty brilliant, actually. Source: I am Basho

Ancient Chinese medicine actually

don't ever eat glass shards
your internals will get fucked
i shat glass for weeks

It was in the band before tripe
They used us to be stout
Up in brain worms form
I guess this can
Great you said
Hyper try
Cunt

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op is fag
he sucks big cocks
his life is shit

Wind blows
Fire burns
Op is a faggot

Fluffy white rabbit
Hippity hoppity ouch
Stop kicking my ass

>ITT we all fuck up the easiest form of poetry

the op is a fag
his thread is a piece of shit
his shame never ends

fuck meant to say op is a faggot on the first line

five syllables here
and seven syllables here
five syllables there

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if i were op
i would swallow my own tongue
to end this gay life

Dude weed lmao
Legalize it 420
Blaze it you faggot

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2003
Arizona iced out boys
Yung Leandoer Shawty
Emotional boys 2001
Emotional shawtys in this bitch
Mackaveli

Bitches come and go (brah)
But you know I stay
Bitches come and go (brah)
But you know I stay
Got my balls licked by a Zooey Deschanel look-alike
Cocaine addict, razor blade to your head
Conflict, I'm a contradicted shit
Peeing on old people's houses is an inflict
2003 shit, this ain't no splitting bills shit
I'mma peel banana skids while listenin' to R Kelly's Greatest Hits

[Hook:]
Yung Lean in the club for some morphine (morphine)
Yung Lean up in the club for some morphine (morphine)

Poppin' pills like zits
While someone vomits on your mosquito tits
Slitting wrists while dark evil spirits like Slitherin
Slitherin' with tricks, I'm sick, acid trip
Makes my spitting sick and makes me start hitting chicks, knitting thick
Shitting quick, fitting dick, like transmitting shit with an AIDS stick
Think you're gay as fuck like a fish stick
Tequila shots and salt licks
Getting balls in your face like a free kick
Yung Lean stays motherfucking freaky
(Bitch)

[Hook x2]

Rotten teeth like Gargamel
Cast a spell
You keep on trying to yell
But your dead body stinks
Worse than my swell
Well lean expels diagrams as if they were made in Excel
Fuck fat hoes like Adele
Get my dick stuck inside a lamp shell
Get it out with sperm cells and hair gel
Swim in Mexico mademoiselle
Point and laugh while he fell
Who's laughing now that I'm explosive like Alfred Nobel
Yung Lean only attracts an older clientele
Very Well
Bitch

jannies fucking suck
they don't do their fucking job
he does it for free

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i just smoked some crack
edging to latina teens
i've cummd pant again