Show me ProJared's Penis!
Show me ProJared's Penis!
Bump
bumping for sauce. I wanna see the pecker
any better angles then that?
Whoa, that's big
Welp.... now I've seen ProJared's penis. It's not as small as I thought it'd be. Terrible angle, lighting, and why the shirt? Looks like a twink to me
Wtf I thought it was supposed to be small
Nah your dick is just small
it's a camera trick
Look how low he's holding the thing. Look at how close the camera is to his dick
Any pics that aren't from
eh, 5/10
...
why is everyone talking about Pro Gay Jared? Is this why he was fired from Steven Crowder's YouTube channel?
...
Yea Forums mods are cunts and banned discussion on it.
The first time they banned e celeb threads. Really makes me think
>video games board prevents the board from being utterly deluged by e celeb bullshit
literally nothing wrong with moving it here
That's Not Gay Jared
This dick is not small.
What was Jim going on about?
i didn't know jared was a man of culture
he's a faggot
A whole shitload of normalfags are calling nignigger's dick small. If that's what small looks like, I need to fucking kill myself right fucking now. Holy fucking shit I can't handle this insecurity.
it's literally average
I think the "it's small shit" is the usual normalfags being retards combined with the fact it was implied he had a big dick
also no one cares unless you have a microdick when erect, then you are fucked
it's like a hundreds threads about this faggot
Explain to me why is this story so exciting for you, amerifarts?
I'm 6" and I feel fucking tiny all day every day. Considering lengthwise it looks very similar to his (I do have to admit his is an ugly dick regardless of size, the fuck is wrong with the head) I'm kind of taking the barrage of insults personally. I CANNOT imagine what it must be like for the alleged *majority* of men who have a smaller penis than me.
Make us
I don't make monkeys. I just train them.
same here, bro. i have an eight foot long and my gf is always complaining that its too small, she normally goes for guys with tens and twelves. fml
They are going crazy banning this shit left and right.
Being real here my man
For immediate comparison my dick is similar in dimensions to a wiimote and I'm being told that's tiny and it genuinely makes me want to give up
im always surprised by how small and unnatractive most peoples penises are, especially cut ones
no wonder girls dont want dick pics, these things just looking fucking rancid. like his is all veiny, the head is fucking huge compared to the rest of it, and the lack of skin literally looks painful like his penis is crying out for help
You have to learn to not let it bother you. I'm telling you this bro to bro, most women really dont give a shit about the size of your dick unless it's less than 5 inches. Most dicks women have in their life are all around the same size. And even then, almost every single girl I've talked to about it dont care. Do they think a big dick looks good? Maybe, size queens do. But most girls are into the guy, not his dick. If they're into you, your dick will be the best they ever had. If not, your dick will be the worst.
That kinda makes this whole projared thing sad, is cause his ex is *still* willing to defend his dignity (i.e. his dick) after all this shit he put her through. I wouldn't doubt they end up back together at some point.
For you
you literally have penis dysmorphia lol
that or the woman you are with is deliberately breeding insecurity in you... either because power or because she disrespects the level of masculinity that you have
How does a beta male have a dick like dat??
>tfw bro
Is that my controller?
Thanks. I guess I'll just have to believe you.
>implying
I think we might have seen enough penises today, friend, but kudos for the dedication to solidarity
Mushrom cocks are disgusting.
A big dick is more just a nice bonus discovery to be made about a guy they already like. If some dirty hobo was swangin a 12 inch dick at them they would be repulsed.
Thanks Yea Forums, you’re always there when we wanna see a youtuber’s penis.
He really only made one mistake.
This is completely false.
If you have a big dick they get off and if you don't have a big dick they start fucking other guys.
>believing a cuck
A cuck gets off on his delusional shame. How can you trust a person like this?
lol this is virgin incel the post
you learn everything you know about women from Yea Forums and /pol/ /r9k/ propaganda
seconded. Women are more into the package of masculinity than the details
also most them probably get off more on clit action than anything, which renders the penile length argument void
Nah just r9k. That user is just an incel.
>he might have a 7 inch dick
shit
It was a fun day, faggots. Haven't laughed like that in ages.
So, do you think he can rise up from all this or is he eternally fucked?
Way, way too big to phoenix out of the ashes. He's dead, Jim.
for the record the actual average dick length is like 5-5.5 inches so being the length of a Wii remote auto puts you above average.
learn to not give a shit about retarded size queens who don't know what they're talking about
and frankly if someone can't like you because of your dick size that's a good way to know they'd be shitty partners
This tbqhfam
why? cuz he cheated someone and his wife showed the world his congo sized cock?
guy should just start doing porn, get aids and kill himself. fuck it.
i wanna see nudes of that bitch he was fuckin
He is absolutely fucking done. Nude leaks are embarresing but not damaging, cheating on your wife is a major hit to your channel, showing your dick and getting nudes back with minors is end game.
Guys absolutely fucked, if he doesn't have a nestegg saved up I'm willing to bet he'll an hero pretty soon.
>his wife showed the world his congo sized cock?
He sent his disgusting mushroom cock to a ton of underage fans. He had a tumblr dedicated to sharing underaged pictures, he went full pedo. user I don't think you understand, Pro is going to jail.
>his wife showed the world his congo sized cock?
She didn't show anything, she just said it was big. Someone else leaked the pic, and put it with her Twitter screen cap.
Also gotta remember that no matter how big your dick is, there's always a dildo that's bigger. If you're with a partner that has a size fetish just buy a 12 inch monster dong dildo and use that on them after they make you blow your load. Really just comes down to both partners wanting to please each other.
it looks like he jammed the wiimote into the base of his pelvis and angled it down, so the wiimote would look shorter,
>jail
public indecency, he'll register as a sex offender and have to wear a bracelet. not that i care.
fuck him & fuck your puritan american society too
Can you show us user? Recreate the pic in question so we can see how its done.
>Insult the best Sonic game ever.
>Have an extremly embarrasing crash and burn a few years later.
>Mfw
Good riddance fag.
you mean those sega genesis Sonics?
No SA2 faglord.
Women like money and stability, they dont give a shit about your dick.
american society is only puritan if youre not smart enough to get away with it.
its not like china or the middle east where you actively have citizen engagement snooping around hoping to get validated for their boring lives and get you white van'd.
nobody gives a shit about lifestyles as long as youre not retarded enough to leave evidence in the open. Id much rather have a bit of draconian sentencing than a place that is tolerant of people with violent cultures and socialist propaganda
like this, but with an angle
anyone have the one of him in the mirrror
will he commit an hero?
This, bitches want long money
lol thinking anything outside the genesis games aren't for furry autists.
This erect or flaccid?
erect
nobody cares about the length while flacid
Probably erect, but who cares? There are better studies out there.
I hate when I go full turtle. It makes me feel super small even if my erect is 5.4 inches.
What the fuck NGJ was fired?? Why?
>bone pressed
lol
We counting the points now too?
Come on now with that. A girl ever pulled a ruler out on you? Just stick it in and if she can’t feel much, an hero
?5.4
yikes
i hope your girth makes up for it
If your cock ain't big, its small. Dont think about it, else you'll ruin the damn joke bro.
>professional studies cited vs 1 user on Yea Forums
Clearly you are right user.
Probably
Well, the way I measured it, I never "bone pressed" or counted the fat pad, so I guess that's conservative.
And 5.4 is fine anyway stfu. A vagina isnt that deep
honestly, this is Yea Forums mods' fault
>violent cultures and socialist propaganda
what about any of this sounds violent or socialist?
im talking about your retarded age of consent laws. we, europeans, can't believe you wait till 21 to drink, and 18 to fuck
yikes, man. you gotta compare it to the third world countries to look normal. yikes.
You're right, Yea Forums was such a good board before this tragedy
yes, because i was totally talking about the state of the board for the past few years, and not the fact that there's a bunch of holly/jared threads at this moment, you absolute fucking retard
well at least youre honest
more than i can say for the rest of Yea Forums
>"Honest"
>everyone compares dicks to porn
lel
you fucking legend, I woke up my neighbours laughing out loud you cunt
What the fuck is wrong with you?
thats big, sorry, you aint packing heat like my boy jared and u know it
wait... is this projared's dick or just an user's dick pic that has a wii?
This
Just another faggot user showing his faggot dick.
You got your Jared's mixed up bucko
for such a skinny dude, he seems to have wide hips.
goddammit... i need to bleach my fucking eyes, what a fucking degenerate
Tfw your dick looks roughly the same size (7'1inches) and everybody is calling it small
>fat pad
the fuck?
ok, but where are the holly conrad nudes?
did they get leaked?
The fat pad is a variable. The only conclusive way to measure as accurately as possible is to bone press.
not yet user. all we can do is be patient and keep this going in hopes of it.
is this supposed to be small?
yeah wtf is this
is it a joke
uncut dicks are nasty
So have I artificially been reducing my numbers by not slamming a ruler into my pelvis like a delusional sperg then screaming to every woman that I meet that I have a pringles can for a dick?
t. chink
Sure, when you exaggerate and strawman, it always makes your argument stronger. Believe whatever you want user, it's your life.
>fat pad
>bone press
how the hell do you "bone press"?
i think this image shoes how to do it user
Press the ruler until it stops, at the bone(pelvis) above your penis. It is literally how the professionals did it. See
it really only applies for people who are fat, if you press down till you basically hit your pelvis, which is theoretically all you would show if you weren't a fatty, you'd have your "real" penis length
of course it's a moot point unless you lose your fat pad
Same size reporting. It's dicklets trying to cope or roasties, average dick size is around 14-15 cms.
Still doesn't compare to Mike Matei's 10 incher though.
Dunno. It don't look small to me. Maybe the girth rounds it to about an average size. Surprised since Yea Forumstards tend to have small dicks so they should know
Mutilated dicks are just the worst. Americans, Jews and Muslims are disgusting for doing this shit.
>disgusting uncircumcised barbaric cope
What's it like being an afro american "negro" user?
American women laugh out loud at you mr snuffleupagus
>Mike Matei
who?
fucking autistic zoomers and their lets play minecraft videos. god.
I still love dicks
>rating dicks
gay
Thoughts on mine?
>Not knowing Mike Matai.
Who's the fucking Zoomer retard?
This is bullshit.
t. seen lots of naked guys
not gonna google him
all these youtubers can hang themselves for all i care
You're a pretty bad trainer if you can't get them to stop, retard.
Plz elaborate. Bullshit as in they're bigger, or smaller than the graphic represents?
a lot of international dick?
what a fucking faggot
Mike's been an OG game review celeb since the Screwattack days, summerfag
t. Muhammad Chen
micro penis anxiety detected
You mean the game with brown bricks actual zoomer?
>Screwattack
literally what? is everyone here obsessed with watching youtube videos of games instead of just playing them??
What time did you get to bed when you came with that one?
>being this much of an underage newfag
kys faggot
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY MADE ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT ME ON Yea Forums MOOOOOODS CLEAN THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW. JONTRON HEEEEEEEEEEELPPPPPP
t. Cletus Ahmed
kek
From what I've seen they're more curious than anything
I have no clue who the fuck this dude even is? But I guess it funny he got exposed for being a creep
Love the head
Quite girthy too
Thanks breh.
I haven't seen much of a difference in size between race or nationality
zoomer?
you're the one watching autistic videos about games. oh god. i figured it out, you're a boomer watching kids programming. are you a pewdiepie autist too?
>From what I've seen they're more curious than anything
OH NONONO
youtube.com
>justred
God made those elephant trunks, man decided they'd look better as dried out mushrooms.
Weep, you girls My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
user, Screwattack has been around since the mid-2000s
so.. you are a boomer watching shows meant for kids or not?
still gay but based
God I would fuck the shit outta Oliviva. I don't care how much of a roastie she is.
No, I don't watch AVGN. but that's old as fuck
Very nice, very nice. Moar?
Imagine how much of a little ugly whore he would be if he was a girl.
Im not gay bros but I would plow the fuck out of a miss knabenbauer
Any woman who is that shallow isn't worth it
Wouldn't it be hilarious if everyone sent their COCKS to ProJared. haha, just a funny idea I had
you're in luck. heidi is now single
That can't be his fucking ass, it must be an actual girl. Damn, never thought I'd desire man ass in my life if it is.
Just like Holly, body > face
Heidi: Hey hey, you you I don't like your girlfriend
Jared: :-)
>this is a dude's ass.
Guess I got a small cock here. Oh well nothing I can do bout it. Gonna go bust a nut then
Would you guys watch a sex tape of him and Commander Holly? I think I would out of morbid curiosity.
This is a guy
I would without a doubt
No, not after seeing his cock.
muh dick
Yeah, just to have a laugh. h-hehhe
Godspeed my friend.
because on mobile phone browsers it feeds people automatically this article and americans cant resist being fed
she thicc
I hate the present. I miss the 80's. Back then, men were men and women were women and we were all snorting cocaine together. Fuck this shit, I'm going back.
Satan
>Back then, men were men and women were women
Lol alright
Same chick, stfu
>all this Jared cock but no Holly or Heidi puss
I was gonna say, no way that's a dude. Boobs are too natural, body isn't shaped like a rectangle....
Then why the hell are you in this thread? Fuck off grandpa.
complain to the Yea Forums mods for going REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING ECELEB THREADS
despite a million other problems with the board they refuse to address.
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
...
It's because Holly/Jared is fucking the jannies. Retarded they lookthe other way at political shit, blatant trolling, hundreds of Twitter threads but draw the line at this.
oh look a free ipad
Was he really against Jon?
the fuck you on about? the face is way different
>they didn't clean up dunkey threads when the "fake" cuck video got leaked
>full lockdown on procuck
REALLY MAKES YOU THINK.....
JON WINS
ikr, they both kinda cute, howd this faggot get em, oh wait fame via entertainment for autists
Jon wins
youtube.com
the fuck did i miss, why am i suddenly seeing jareds dick everywhere?
he said he was a "liability" when the Destiny debate happened. Now one career is dying in flames and the other is bigger than it was before the incident.
he cheated on his wife with someone he was living with while his house was recovering from a flood. also he may or not have socicited the dick pics you are seeing to secrit snapchat page but that is unconfirmed. NormalBoots disavowed him regardless and anyone associated with Projared are bleeding subs.
nice, thanks user
Checked
>this is a guy
>Jon says redpilled things but at the end of the day doesnt really matter except from sensationalists who think its a big deal.
>Does do creepy shit and isnt a pos
>Fucking liberal
>Is a creepy shit and is a pos
everytime
Who the fuck runs normalboots?
I thought Jon owned and started it.
they all three look like degenerate/progressive tumblr-tier, pasty-skinned jews tbph.
Dick rate thread please
10/10 penis btw
Didn't know Pewee Herman was a kike.
Projared is a bitch ass motherfucker, he fucked my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said that’s disgusting! So I’m making a call out post on my twitter.com. Jared, you have a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller, and this is what my dong looks like. That’s right baby, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. You fucked my wife so guess what I’m going to fuck the earth, that’s what you get, my SUPER LAZER CUM. But I’m not gonna cum on the earth, I’m going to go higher, I’m cumming on THE MOON. How do you like that Obama, you FUCKING IDIOT. You have 24 hours until the cum droplets hit the earth, so get out of my sight before I cum on you too
Hey you stupid ass Yea Forums mods. How is a dude known for video games not video game related? I shouldn't have to go to Yea Forums to discuss this. Don't make me get Hiroshimoot to cuck you assholes again, just like he did with Neogaf imploding.
>grumps threads up all the time
>twitter screencaps
>waifu threads
>now they have to delete a thread like every 5 mins because no sticky
retards
jannies are astroturfing for Jared because he lurks there. didn't see this shit happen when KEEP SAYING IT went down.
the stupid ass mods realize they are causing a Streisand Effect by making a sticky right? I didn't know about the Jared shit until I saw the sticky with it say DON'T DISCUSS THIS FAGS and I got naturally curious.
>Pee-wee Herman is a comic fictional character created and portrayed by American comedian Paul Reubens
>Paul Reubens (Rubenfeld; born August 27, 1952)
>Reubens was born Paul Rubenfeld in Peekskill, New York,
user...
for you
You're legit retarded, her name is Kylie page, look her up.
Why do none of these penis shots have any hair on them. Am I suppose to trim my pubes? Because I've never done that in my life and now I'm concerned.
I read his wife's whole thread and he didn't just cheat, he abused and gaslit her for over a year. What a complete scumfuck. twitter.com
not knowing motherfucker mike.
fucking wew lad.
i trim them with scissors sometimes when the hair gets too in the way (my dick is short)
Nice boil on your left leg, you unshowered heathen.
removing hair before taking a pic makes it look bigger
I've asked some different girls over the years about their opinion on pubic hair and none have wanted it shaved, at worst there was one who liked it kept "neat" but didn't expand on exactly what she meant (implied basically trimmed to shorter than it naturally grows to but not shaved off).
Basically you're 80% in the clear if you don't do anything to it and 99% if you trim it occasionally. Though it might affect their willingness to give oral.
Sorry Op, but according to the recent accusations going around, Jared apparently only shows it to his underage fans.
Oh but you never need to trim ball/dick fuzz. In fact, don't, makes it spikey and can be dangerous.
5 and a half/10
The threads will probably keep coming as its hot shit rn, and trying to delete everything talking about it only fuels the autism behind posting it.
U U U U
>implying I don't want to use my spike-hair covered balls as a weapon
sorry man, i guess i don't obsess about 10 inch dicks who play kids games? like you..?
Black Americans are usually circumcised.
that's the right way to measure a penis length though. from the pubic bone to the tip.
nah. I'm sure you'll do just fine.
nah you just reply to any game e-celeb on random boards who posted pics of their cocks like the rest of us.
Cut dicks are mutilated
lol yeah i meant cut dicks are nasty i mistyped
Sure
No fucks given
i'm waiting on holly or heidi's nudes.
something's gotta give zoomer.
I refuse to believe that's man.
it's a woman (trans).
inna thread titled
>Show me ProJared's Penis!
hmmm this checks out
WHaT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF JARED
you can tell by the shoop of the ass due to tranny pimples.
he's absolutely fucked. it all came from his wife coming forward, as he was gaslighting and mentally abusing her to keep her quiet for over a year.
what if he's into getting topped
Does that mean born a guy or born a girl?
Yeah, it's definitely a shop.
assigned male at birth, actually female
spit my drink out
born a guy but wants to be a grill
*is a girl
long time since I've laughed thanks user
hehe no. born guy but wants to be grill.
spat my drink out. there fixed it user. :3
If they actually transitioned and don't look like a monstrosity that's fine. Some are basically fucked for life because of their choice and it went poorly.
gay
"choice" LMAO
sorta slippery slope there huh user?
lets hope pedophilia becomes the norm before beastiality. :3
Canada sorta has a "head" start with the beastiality part >.< oof.
Don't lie Ross, you liked watching.
come on niggers keep this board alive with bumps of cocaine. we need to see this kikes cock. more dick pics from different angles.
where's that ben shapiro nigger at when you need him? his sister has nice khazar milkers.
Holy shit this is great
The choose to do it to themselves. I don't agree with it, but they want to mutilate themselves like that to appear to be a man or woman. I think it's pretty fucked.
no one chooses to be trans and you won't erase their existence by claiming they do
Seriously hope you're false flagging
I didn't say they choose what the feel like they are. They choose to go through with the procedure or not. Which involves mutilation of their body.
wtf is small dick energy
Yes they still exist but that doesn’t make their decision less retarded. Your showing you colors, tranny, understand that just because your personally invested doesn’t mean everyone agrees with you nor will everyone ever
Grammar, dipshit.
Calling their surgeries mutilation is just a way of encouraging them not do it, when it's a necessary part of their transition and truly feeling like themselves..
I'm not trans.
He was trying to make his loli fantasies come true. That's where he fucked up.
Incel spotted
A lot of surgery is mutilation. This is an optional surgery that is not necessary to live. They want to do it so they feel more comfortable with it, but they should know the risks and possible outcomes. As well as what they lose and what they gain. It isn't just some magical process where they're suddenly their wanted sex. There's work that goes into it.
doesn't change how they feel when the suicide rate is the same famalama ding dong.
>dresses up like Sailor Mercury because he's so "woke" he thinks it's okay for boys to dress like girls because it's CURRENT YEAR
>always playing "inclusive" dating sims on his channel because he's so "woke" he doesn't see anything wrong with playing sex games because it's CURRENT YEAR and slut shaming is so last millennium
>turns out, he's just a fucking pervert
every time
Not necessary to live, but necessary to not live a lie. And of course they're told about all the risks and everything that will come from the surgery.
eeny weenie peenie
guys what if this is all an elaborate smear campaign by his ex wife who wants to ruin his youtube career for revenge? like obviously she'd have nudes of her husband, so she sends them to co conspirators and tells them to claim that jared sent them
I hope he escapes prosecution and Brazzers offers him a deal to fuck Celina Vega in the first ever youtuber fuck off
bing bing wahoo
The extra work you need to put in to please women with a small penis.
yea so sticking an object to keep the axe wound from closing and washing it of hair pus/blood build up from said axe wound seems like a healthy/natural way to live. but hey at the very least they are not living a lie anymore.
kek
triple dibbles of ooooofs. :3
good god you're a moron, fuck this conversation
yes because you cannot win with crazy.
ain't that right lads?
There is literally no way to recover from this. This is Whedon Tier in how hard it’s going to hit him.
playing feelings against logic is a double negative that mutates into a triple positive. when you harness the autistic magic, you to can be a meme lord.
Look, I don't care if they make the choice to do it or not. But it is mutilation. They can go through with it and deal with the possible consequences but the surgery doesn't instantly change them. They gotta go through hormone therapy, and other shit too. They need to be comfortable and understand that if they make that choice it can fuck them for life because they'll be stuck like that. No different than if I choose to get a surgery that gives me another arm or some shit. That third arm will be stuck on me for life.
yes fuck this convo and show daddy some dick pics. shoopdawhoop user nigger.
bah. is a nigger user just leave him be. a tranny sucker.
Wasn't gay enough for Crowder
Europe is also garbage.
Holly at least had the sense not to send her nudes to 50 literally who's over tumblr, that's why we have so many of Jared's.
This actually pisses me off. I'm black and this asshole's dick is bigger than mine.
I want a fucking refund.