Wife calls

>wife calls
>”I’m finished decorating! Come see!”
>come home
>see this
Wat do?

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>Nice

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Salute her and say the redpilling has gone very well

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Ask her why the fuck that cable is visible behind the big picture

LoL

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/pol/ fags are objectively worse than /mlp/ fags.

She gets the gas!

2nd honeymoon

ask where the fuck the FG42 is

I'm ok with it but the stuff by the tv has to go and the picture of the solder other then that nice and classy

>Nazi nick nacks
>AK-47 on wall.
You can only choose one. Dumbass

Good goy! You deserve a shekel!

Ask her why she moved my menorah

That's an stg44 you uncultured swine

Best wife ever

Looks comfy

honestly this
then i'd ask her how she expects to have her inlaws over for chanukah with the house decorated like this

Start fucking her where she stands

My bad. I had to zoom in. Pig fucker

Tell her you're not sure about the modern looking spotlights, which seem a little juxtaposed with the rest of the room.

>stg44

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honey Mr. Noseburg who owns the office is coming over tonight for dinner do you think we can throw some lox and bagels on ?

i dont know much about weapons, and im most likely wrong, but isnt that an STG-44 not an AK?

>AK-47

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>be nazi
>plays wii

sounds about RIGHT

Throw her out for siding with people who can't win wars. Can't let the losing side run in my children's genes.

Beat her because there is no sign of my dinner.

Based

Fuck you soy boy. I will cum inside you faggo

it's soyboi you summer fag

I would suck her dick like a good Nazi

It's spring time dipshit and I've been on Yea Forums longer than you've been suckin Bernie sanders dick

fuck off, you've probably been on here for a year or two

pretty cool but i'm not white so you should divorce me and find a man who deserves this room

aaah I see he has an original jewSmoker-9000 .
Very fine piece

Ask her if that's the roast burning in the oven

Show pics of wife. Will reply then.

>AK47

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Thank the good lord for blessing me with a angel for a wife

OK newfag

>AK-47

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So hot!!! Mmmmmmm....

Achieve maximum erection and fuck her over that couch using the handle of that bayonet as a well leveraged butt plug.

Put a baby in her because you already wifed her.

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check if shes cheating with an indian man

this is going to be an underrated post

>Wife

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Commie scum

Okay, so I'm a liberalfag, but before getting pissed off, I'd have to commend her on her amazing decorating skills. I hate nazifags but damn that place looks well put together.

Underrated af

>AK
You stupid nigger holyshit

This actually looks like a nice mancave.
10/10 would hang out there.
Too bad you'd have to hide it away from 99% of the world, unless of course, you're a real retard.
That fucking lamp, haha.

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It’s a scary assault rifle. It can shoot fast and hard.

wonder why see supports losers. I like winners.

marry her again.

Jizz a swastika on her face

Would keep the guns, rest of the shit has to go

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Make beautiful white babies with her.

Why hello there children it is I the ghost of racial hatred

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White guys would still have the audacity to claim they ain’t racist

Go fuck your sister Hans-Adolf

Masturbate

...well it would explain why she married me. i look like the stereotype aryan male. would probably fuck a couple pale skinned babies that burn under the full moon into her then run for the hills.

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