Tldr dirty secrets of a jew, ama

honestly, i do think any above average normie who's slightly charming and, more importantly, just not creepy as shit, can "match these numbers"... intent wasn't to brag, i expect at least a few people in the thread to actually have fucked way more people than me

Start up does not equal stable.
You’re one bad move away from being in that other anons situation.

Problem is that I basically got out of a emergency situation and went to a new city, managed to move and get things going a bit with the new place, but also had no new people to rely on, nor did I want to just make new friends and talk to all the neighbors just in case I needed help in a selfish way, the one person I did talk to I've already gotten help from for this week, and even if he could help further, I wouldn't want to ask the same person who's likely also struggling, over and over.
Besides that I have no family, the only family I had had some resources, but severely more issues, mental things leading to violence, contact with police, government, etc, so I just cut that off when I moved, wouldn't have been in the position to decide to put up with it in case I need to call back to ask for a few hundred to keep up some more weeks until I can maybe figure out some other loans, government help, or even some type of livechat work from home since at least I got my laptop and not much has been cut off yet because of bills, then again, if I can't buy groceries until next week, and potentially manage to sort out a payment plan for the rent and open bills through appointments next week, then it's pretty much over either in a few days or after that.
Thanks for replying, at this point I don't really have the shame with the humility anymore since I know at some point I won't have any alternatives anymore, whether through myself or help, so I'm just trying anything now.
Ironically before all this Yea Forums was part of my social group and interactions, which when the bits of IRL failed, I came to here to try and get some help, whether it be short-term or anything more impactful, it really doesn't matter to me right now since I'm just trying to continue while also being able to use that time to try and figure more out, last thing I would want to do is miss out chances through own mistakes or lack of asking for help, then suicide before I run out of things with bills.

This. "I- i have a startup and I saved a bunch of nudes..." thanks for making me feel better about myself, OP.

Assumptions, I was doing fine until my health declined and the government basically offered to help, but that help wasn't enough to get me out of the situation, I could've just gave up then and there when I no longer could continue working and also needed to move, but realized I wasn't prepared for it, but as per their and others' suggestions, I tried to continue, but I already knew I couldn't manage it by myself yet, and the help I could get IRL, without banking on anyone until this point and getting offered the government help, literally only got me to now being here in a new house, but it being virtually empty and literally being behind because I got put in another cycle, without a way to catch up.

do you look like a stereotypical jew? like with the curls and stuff?

eh, it's a year, plus now people in this industry know and respect me and have seen me build shit, i've gotten some poach offers

but like, yeah, i can afford to do high risk solely because i have fam behind me and they already made their tech money... i support myself now but have a thicc safety net my dude, haven't failed yet and everyone in my life is all in on me winning or whatever

you're welcome my guy

this is such an accurate parody of op that i don't even care about our fundamental disagreement over monogamy

nah, i'm an atheist, only thing jewish about me is my genes and.... some vague concept of a shared history i guess. I look eastern european