As a white guy, what should I bring to a picnic with a Japanese girl? She is 30 and I am 20. We met at culinary school

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Just keep it simple cheffag. cheeses bread maybe a bottle of sweet Moscato. You'll want to keep it light if you want her to fuck.

These items also keep well at room temperature keep that in mind cheffag

poke

Saki

& lots & lots of chopsticks

Ham sandwiches and cheetos

Tell her you always had a thing for Asian girls because of how submissive and tight their pussies are. As soon as you see her, say "Ni hao" as a friendly greeting and also to demonstrate to her how knowledgeable and cultured you are about her heritage. Then talk about all on your favorite Jackie Chan movies and Anime series to see if she likes them too. And maybe show off your samurai sword collection that you purchased at the local mall. If you do this right, you'll be slaying pussy tonight.

Hentai and a book about Truman.

Simple pallet teasers are the best cheffag! Strawberries precleaned and cored. Make a simple ganache keep the cream on the light side when adding as to harden well but also be smooth. Stick with milk chocolate as well! Sweet sweet sweet but the fruits should be main focus.

Fried chicken and a shitty Goji berry orzo feta cheese salad. Black olives and other hipster shit.

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Bring your Naruto collection.

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>ni hao
>jackie chan
AHahHAHAhHAHHaHHA.

Don't be a noob and dip the tips either cheffag the point is to have ganache filled cores.

Go light on the goji berry orzo salad, you want them to taste each individual thing.

Also, browny points, Bring some olive oil mixed with balsamic and some bread with fresh basil leaves and wet mozzarella.

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your mom

Oil mixed with balsamic? Are you a retard?

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Jokes on you she's dead

seaweed and raw chicken. jap chicks love that

then better start digging to be ready for the picnic

Dick

It's just easier to put them in the same container you dipshit.

Bring a scale nuke, with "Hiroshima" written on its side.

>She is 30 and I am 20

tons of lube.

this.

Ya like one of those cool oil things kids have when you tun it upside down they separate. Dipshit also when dipping bread you always get more oil than balsamic. Dipshit. Should be kept separate. Dipshit. Also not great for your breath if she wants to make out. Dipshit. But I do like the mozz and basil with fresh bread dipshit!

OP, listen to this dude. He knows what he's talking about. Also, bring along some authentic Japanese cuisine

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lube, some rope, and a gun

I changed my mind cheffag. I like this one!

Not to be used in that order.

Roasted garlic should also be included in the oil in my opinion. But I think these flavors may be to pungent. I'm sorry dipshit guy. My kitchenfag came out there for a minute.

Or rosemary. Just something to liven up the oil.

your dick

Op still here?

Lol, combining balsamic and oil together for a dip is very common, people even throw red pepper flakes rosemary and garlic in it.

You clearly been living under a rock.

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cheese and crackers of different types

prosecco, some homemade baguettes and fruit salad mabye. make her happy . smash her record it and blackmail her for more sex

Bojangles fried chicken

don't worry about him, he's retarded. If he's unable to make a decent dip with balsamic and oil then that's his problem

Yes

well, nigga? What's the verdict?

Is she one of those japanese girls with big juicy legs? mmmm.

In america we dip in vegetable oil and sugar, none of this gay balsamic shit

plz, thanks to the Hipster Epidemic these are teh only dips you see around now.

Mexican out, olive oil and balsamic in!!

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Yea and she is a good inch below 5 foot. Her legs are often covered well but I suspect they be thicc.

oh she's one of those girls. Has to cover up her thick ass and legs so perverts don't stare.
You can tell when she's horny when she strutting around with a short shirt.

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your dick

make sure to inflate and attach it before you leave the house

OP here
Ok apart from the great balsamic/oil retard, this was a decent thread. Might make a similar one later. I should have mentioned I made this recipe (Spicy beef salad) before I even started the thread. Was also considering fruit salad.
youtube.com/watch?v=1GMWn4IxVro

>met in culinary school
>can't figure out what to bring to a picnic
ftfy

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>unable to make a tasty dip from balsamic and oil
you are incompetent

Anything you personally made will go over well. If you met through culinary school, my initial idea is maybe try a variety that is somewhat complimentary. Pasta al limone, cilantro lime fish tacos, viet style char siu spring rolls, and lemon loaf cake are all really different, but are fresher and lighter and the flavors don't clash. Maybe pick a theme like that and try to figure out some different items that you could share and choose from?

You ain’t got a chance with that shit, bring the fuckin fried chicken. Dazzle her with your wit and charm over an American classic.

She’ll spread them legs

If you ACTUALLY want success. Unless shes into it, no anime shit. Tokusatsu might be ok but nothin cringy.

How to actually get her:
1. Actually prepare a Japanese dish (don’t just do fucking sushi or sashimi. Do something like Onigiri or Okonomiyaki).

2. Treat her nicely. Maybe bring some sweets.

3. I know its a picnic and all. But maybe since you’d be cooking Japanese food. Maybe make a Yukata or Kimono for her. It might not be a festival but at least it’d be a nice gift

Honestly thats really all I’ve got.

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Balsamic and oil dip is always fun idk what this "20" year old kids problem is with it.
Honestly, that's the whole point of being a chef and going on a picnic I believe, people bring themselves and something interesting, why not just make a bunch of random fresh things like you said.
Honestly you can't go wrong with fried chicken. Like I suggest over the top salads with unique things thrown in it will only compliment the chicken. She's a woman, they love chicken. THey also love salt and vinegar chips. I would suggest bringing some salt and vinegar chips for her.

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I meant the guy who didn't realize it was a good mix was a retard

nigga, are you going to just sit on a blanket all day?

YOu going to bring a Frisbee? Soccer ball? boomerang? Kite?

If you eat food and just sit around she's going to get sleepy.
Maybe you guys can play some games like that before you eat, build her appetite up.

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Boomerangs are good fun bro, great idea

youtu.be/mZMGBBGXZlE?t=636

jesus christ man please dont ever give advice again

This is why weabos have to move to japan to get a japanese girl.

Let her do the japanese food, you do the food you grew up with or do the food you both would find interesting.

I fuckin tried.

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Waffles and lube.

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here's a prize for at least trying.

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I mean, I still think my idea is valid. But the Japanese make really fucking good fried chicken, you may just disappoint her. Better get that shit crispy. Make sure it isn't soggy by the time you eat it.

How to appear racist 101

>settling for 30 year old japanese christmas cakes, which nobody wants
>muh asian women conquest
>literal leftovers

Then you have a race traitor
I’m white and I use chopsticks for everything. Even Caesar salad
Who the fuck wants to do dishes

nigga, I wouldn't bother making the chicken. I'd go find a good restaurant that makes it fresh.

You'd be surprised at which places make good chicken, casinos, bars.

I know this tiny little bar that makes the best chicken. That's all they make is chicken. and maybe hot wings and mozzarella sticks for the drinkers there.

Nobody said he had to. I just don't know if American fried chicken is going to do anything for this lady. Even bojangles doesn't really compare.

bribg yo penis dawg

plz, All you need is juicy chicken. I'm talking about Bone In chicken. The breast, the thigh and drums.
Chicken doesn't stay crispy especially if you're just eating at the park. As long as the chicken is juicy that's all that matters here.

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>she's 30
I have very bad news for you

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A dog

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Bucket of chicken

Shoot bro

I love the fact that she is 30

Unless OP is into milf, she will cause a genetic mutation to her happa children to have increased strength but sacrificing intellect and lifespan. OP may have to reconsider another RTS approach for efficient troops.

God you fucking incel weeb kids are so fucking gay.