Does Yea Forums actually know if this is legit? As far as I can tell there's no definitive proof that Heidi isn't just making things up along with other twitter posters.
Does Yea Forums actually know if this is legit...
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You can now google and see projared's penis
That is evidence enough that he is a retard cheating fucker
that being said
I WANT TO PORK HOLLY SO BADLY
I WANT THAT BIRD BUTT
I WANT THAT COCKATIEL COOCH
I WANT THAT PARROT PUSSY
I WANT THAT OWL OVULATOR
I WANT THAT STORK SNATCH
I WANT THAT KINGFISHER KITTY
I WANT THAT MAGPIE MUFF
jared is a male feminist, and got #MeToo'd. even if it's bullshit, he deserves it.
There are available nudes of him, how is that proof?
The nudes are coming from random chicks on twitter. Unless the ex-wife is playing 4D chess with a bunch of secret accomplices, it's real
It's hardly as complicated as her posing on one or two different accounts which gave out the actual pictures. As for all of the other supposed victims, aren't Yea Forums the ones that are always against false rape and etc accusations with a lack of proof? Isn't it common for a shit ton of women to come out suddenly when it seems convenient to fuck up someone's career?
we don't know and we won't for a while, but there is a lot of stuff at least pointing to the tumblr stuff. It seems like that was basically out in the open, it's just that no one bothered to look.
About the truth of the cheating however, we know nothing
>aren't Yea Forums the ones that are always against false rape and etc accusations with a lack of proof?
Yea Forums isn't your personal e-celeb swat team newfag
I wasn't asking for anything, I was just asking a question. Please munch on your nuggies a bit more and read over comments before you sperg.
I don't believe there's any evidence of a that whole body positivity tumblr, is there? I haven't seen anything of his explicitly showing anything like that, or asking for nudes.
there's some stuff coming up and supposedly a lot of DM's to Heidi because most people aren't retarded enough to post that publicly.
>his wife literally screeching at the both of them
>blocks his wife
>goes on damage control immediately followed by silence
you can't be this fucking deaf right? unless this is one huge ruse the dude is dead, it's a matter of time until the jared memes stop being funny and we move on to holly
Who is that and what did he do?
Sorry, isn’t that dude a twitch streamer?
Enlighten an brainlet user what happened pls
>her posing on one or two different accounts
Yeah. I'm sure she had fake accounts she's been secretly maintaining for years just for a situation like this. Totally bro
How is blocking someone you broke up with that is supposedly 'screeching' something that seems illogical to you? What proof do you have that his wife isn't just pouring out rumors because muh feelings after he broke it off?
He posted a "statement" about the divorce, hoping both sides will exit in "grace and style". Then he blocked his wife. There is proof of him running a lewd tumblr blog where he and his fans were talking about sexual stuff and posting all kinds of porn, there is proof of him running a snapchat account where he sent explicit pictures to fans and allegations that he even received pictures (if said fans are underaged or not, we don't know). And we have his wife's side of the story, where she stated that he always lied to her about everything.
Make up your own conclusion, but to personally me there is enough evidence that he is a sexual predator. How do you think his nudes got leaked? Because his ex-wife posted them? NOPE. BECAUSE HE SENT THEM TO ALL ON HIS SNAPCHAT.
He's a popular youtuber that mostly does game reviews and etc.
>he hasn't been keeping up
you know what happened to Jared's place like months before this happened right
ProJared, a Youtuber
his now ex-wife is accusing him of cheating, which seems likely but we have nothing concrete on.
However, we do have concrete stuff on Jared's grooming and sexting of teenagers, in the form of leaked nudes. So, cheating doesn't seem too crazy for him
How can you prove that it was because of his snapchat? And where's the proof of him sending nudes on his snapchat? And running a lewd tumblr blog talking about sexual images doesn't account for anything except for sexual discussion and other bullshit. Just because nudes exist doesn't mean that his wife didn't just post them on another account.
Yeah Jared is certainly not acting like he is innocent. That being said, I am just waiting for Holly's nudes.
If you want to just post vague statements, or "you know X, right?" then this thread isn't for you. Vague statements won't go anywhere.
>Just because nudes exist doesn't mean that his wife didn't just post them on another account
you're convinced the shitstorm's a slight breeze, he's not doing anything to defend himself or deny the illegitimacy of the accounts
My question is how does everyone thinks she is so hot lmao
Look at her... she is a 5 at most
then get off the thread and talk about how small your wiener is or something
>jared's house gets fucking rekt by plumbing a few months back
>holly and ross offer to let them stay at their place for a while
>they stream for a bit and go silent for the next few months
>meanwhile jared's account is dead for months
Why would he want to bring attention to it on his official twitter, youtube, etc? That's literally bringing more attention to drama that's possibly not even true. What's he supposed to say? "I didn't do it?" There's not anything he can say that will undo people from just taking it negatively, just in the way you are now. That's why I'm asking for people to bring up actual proof (of which nobody has yet).
you haven't seen a woman without makeup before, haven't you?
Nah bro, she's hot
I'd take her dressed as Zelda anytime
don't mind me im looking for
I had multiple girlfriends and have one right now. They are all way prettier then her. Hell, I even dare to say im more attractive
It is legit. He ran a tumblr blog called SinJared and I was around a group that found definitive proof a few years before this came to light but nobody said/did anything until he cheated on his wife. He also solicited nudes from minors btw. It's a fucking trashfire LMFAO
nobody's posting "proof" because everything is getting washed out by memes and people shitting on jared, the only solid thing we have so far is his dick pics and nudes coming from allegedly underaged snapfags but supposedly there's a lot of shit happening between DMs from heidi and some other people
"Then get off the thread" buddy, I feel sorry for you if you think that people should discuss things effectively by making vague statements. I'll just pass on your argument because you don't seem to logically conclude anything
You'd probably fuck a dead body dressed as Zelda
post proof or GTFO
youtube.com
get in lads
'nudes coming from allegedly underage snapfags' isn't solid, nobody can say for certain if they came from underage snaps or from his wife on an alternate account. Same deal with his dick pics
>vague statements
thanks for fucking reading, but the events line up if you take the time to do some 2 second research about shit happening to an e-celeb you don't even know
we're on the internet in the age of deepfakes. You won't find any proof here. If you're really curious go through their twitter's and lurk threads. There's a lot of stuff that makes the tumblr picture stuff pretty likely. The cheating we honestly don't know anything about except what Heidi posted
>Mister Metokur
Finally somebody worth saying something. Can you give off any leaks from that group?
POST THE PICS OR LINKS NIGGERS
Could you elaborate on things that make it likely? I'd rather not waste time lurking it if it's just to find more comments that can't conclude anything other than possible rumors vs truths.
literally kill yourself you faggot nigger zoomer
no one cares about this literal who
>no one cares
I'd tell you to go back to Yea Forums or Yea Forums but I'm not on home turf rn
>Literally blowing up Yea Forums because of popularity
>no one cares
im sorry but i may have some bad news
Your about as smart as a rock, his reaction is proof it’s more than made up shit
l bet you have, incel.
Someone post his dick already.
What reaction?
lol every guy that gets pussy is a "feminist" but not really
you pretty much have to pretend to be a lot of the time if you want to get your dick wet
they know better but they appreciate that you're pretending
as I said, just read the Twitter, it's basically all there and in chronological order, I can't do better by just posting random links.
this account has some interesting stuff though
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>you pretty much have to pretend to be a lot of the time if you want to get your dick wet
i don't know what retarded mra told you this, but you've been tricked. 99% of women prefer assertive, strong men. the people who parrot your bullshit look like gremlins, and that's their biggest issue.
I dont care if you dont believe or not, all Im saying if thats your definition of hot you're an ugly assmunchin goblin.
Guy has the body of a child with pubic hair on it.
yep. there's a lot coming out with this...
how do i enter this mode
asking for a friend
Help me to unsee this.
Hey guys, JonTron here.
I thought I'd weigh in the situation since fans keep asking about it. My official stance is that I hate niggers and jews.
Thanks.
you're on Yea Forums. this thread is significantly better than the rest of the trash that inhabits this board.
try again, nigger.
It's lost to a server that I left a long time ago so you may as well disregard what I'm saying, but I can still go into detail on events that occurred.
Basically he started the blog as a "joke" which is why it got brushed off initially. As the blog started he began messaging numerous users with the intention of actually getting nudes. They didn't know that he made a private snapchat after the fact, but since they were red flags and not anything DEFINITIVE, nobody said/did anything. I wish I could remember the screenshots in detail but it was roughly a year ago and I honestly forgot about it until this all came up again. None of them knew he was going THAT far. They knew he was up to some illegal shit but not THAT.
In the meantime I'm asking my friend if he still has the screenshot compendium on his computer, but frankly, I don't think he'll reply. You're better off writing me off here
cringe
Never hit puberty.
We know Jon
You faggots following this like a soap opera? Who cares about any of this bullshit?
Preteens care
Yeah seriously, Im just here for the roast.
Your mom cares nigger
Why don't they do this to attractive guys? They have even more opportunities to cheat and do fucked up shit, why is there almost no exposure on them?
Who the fuck cares?
it's funny
>following this like a soap opera
nope, I just used to watch him frequently, years before this whole fiasco probably even happened
Yeah; no problem. The information's appreciated either way
Just want the Holly nudes
I think the tranny one is lying but I don't really care because his face pisses me off and I want to see him become a lolcow
Remember the audience, these are the same people who jerk off to cartoons and Facebook pictures
or when a certain somebody lost the election
yeah i'm on Yea Forums because the retarded fucks at Yea Forums had to spam this shit so badly mods had to post a sticky reminding people that
ECELEB SHIT IS NOT VIDYA
this retarded
Which is equally lame
retard gives retarded reply
Based Jon
I'm glad Jon was the one who got the happy ending. All his old friends that turned on him are just a bunch of hypocritical white knights who are fading into obscurity
the man had a million subs(keyword: had) so at somewhere around that number
it's also pretty funny
>guy asks for tldr
>who tf cares
there are dick pics he sent girls that are real. projared legit has a 4 inch penis
>stop posting in my board
>we only allow traps, trannies, fags, and lolis
She really isn't that attractive, really long alien face.
who cares about his dick size lmao are you a woman
this retarded
>mister metokur
Good god, that dick is so small and ugly looking.
it's funni
>Already at 969.000
I want those so bad.
my girlfriend cant use make up because she has an allergic reaction to it. she's much prettier than heidi without make up
>he doesn't believe Yea Forums is filled with gays
>dumb twitch frog
t. jared
>small
That's an easy 6.5+ unless he has small hands.
pics or fake
This is not sexy?
What is wrong with his dick?
who?
He made a statement about their divorce on twitter.
Minutes later she started posting about his "abusive behavior" and how he fucked some other girl, claiming she somehow has proof (yet to be seen).
dude everybody's on a fucking manhunt for them but nobodys talking
Factually false
Ok 999,999 other losers out there. What’s the point?
>Mr. Redditkur
Fuck off, Jared. We're not done shitting on you
the point is
it's pretty funny
most of these people are only here in the hopes that we get holly nudes, honestly
-100,000 by tomorrow
can he do it, Yea Forums ?
They aren’t from his wife on an alternate account, dumbass. You think she’s been maintaining an alt for this long just in case this happened? Really?
I've managed to avoid seeing it (thankfully)
>posting pics of loved ones on Yea Forums
that sounds like a bad idea
>My creepy soy daddy would never cheat on his obviously angry and vindictive wife, it's all just one massive conspiracy. The children who were sent dick pics are the ones in the wrong!
/r9k/ was a mistake
I like laughing at some retard fuck his career up, who are you Jared or something
The glasses, hair and mustache are a reference to another e-celeb streamer who cheated on his wife, but came clean about it and admitted his mistake.
The actual guy everyone is talking about, is ProJared. He also cheated on his wife, and his wife called him out on it. He's also under fire for apparently sending nudes to minors and receiving them as well (though apparently they're softcore, can't confirm)
based
don't put words in my mouth you absolute cock breather
traps trannies and fags can all go suck on a shotgun
Yea Forums is for vidya
I love a good train wreck.
thats more of combo of her pussy being shallow and not being a slut like holly
don't TELL him that.
I've been keeping track of projared since he left Screwattack so to see him come all this way to fall like this is fucking funny.
it's a day of coalition today user, today and only today reddit mods are based
t. zoomer eceleb cock sucker
>you pretty much have to pretend to be a lot of the time if you want to get your dick wet
t. cuck
I know you still post on /pol/ Jon
You’re a fanboy
nobody important cares, this is some gossip tier dick jerking shit.
Solid 5. Needing that much makeup does not make her hot.
Meanwhile, he made that flextape video and now has more subs than GG. Sometimes, you're more powerful on your own...
Yea Forums moderation is some of the most inconsistent and hypocritical attempt at moderation I've ever seen. Faggy healslut threads and slut posting have a high chance to hit archive cuz mods and jannies like to play along, though that shit is hardly vidya too. It's just a bunch of old disgusting men getting each other off.
It's bad, sending this shit to Yea Forums has led to better posting and discussion than you'll ever see in a typical eceleb thread on Yea Forums, which also have a high chance to archive when it's not at this level of drama.
They need to do a full sweep on administration. Just get rid of em and try again.
>STOP BEING INTERESTED IN THINGS I'M NOT INTERESTED IN!
I don’t even know who this pathetic loser who plays video games online. The only people more pathetic than that are people who watch and support this kind of faggotry
Holly nudes or gtfo
How will Jared ever recover from this? It seems like he's either going to have to go under a new name and start all over, or commit suicide.
>It's bad, sending this shit to Yea Forums has led to better posting and discussion than you'll ever see in a typical eceleb thread on Yea Forums
this
post the ful gif
Real shit is there more nudes this shit is a goldmine
On Heidi, we don't know but he has sent many nude photos to underage fans
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>twitter.com
What a sweet lad
You are absolutely right
They also just need to make an e-celeb board or drama board
She's never been with a real man. He has to grab his dick by the base to make it look bigger.
oh dear god
He’s gonna be next up for the curse.
shut up incel
name one person who is an important figure on Yea Forums right now, what the fuck are you talking about nigga?
>It seems like he's either going to have to go under a new name and start all over, or commit suicide.
if he somehow comes back from this he'll be the most based fucking e-celeb
KEEP WATCHING
big oof, poor chick
Are they based pathetic as someone that opens a thread on Yea Forums filled with things they don't care about?
Really makes ya think
He'll probably keep on truckin' like DSP or he'll fall off the face of the earth and get a job at macdonalds. Holy shit that would be hilarious.
He could make a perfect cosplay of that Steven Universe character
Show interest in whatever you want, but don’t go and start a thread about “why can’t I get a girl friend”. I guess I just have more going on in my life than many in this thread
fucking kek
?
Artist is Zankuro. I'm sure you're smart enough to go find it.
What did the Game Grumps know that we didn't? Are we getting a Channel Awesome 2.0?
>Hello trusted friend, please fuck my wife.
>It's another "MRA autists jumps into a discussion they know nothing about to defend people they've never heard of because muh feminism" episode
Wow, discussion was actually better when it was mainly Yea Forumseddit here. Way to surprise me Yea Forums
I feel like derailing this thread
>bi
kek so shes a degenerate
i knew there was something off about her
>prefer assertive, strong men
who go along with their delusions when necessary
I can tell you are a virgin
lol virgin
He has an incredibly distinct... everything, voice, face, body, you name it. He'll have to work with someone else, or just hope Youtube doesn't demonetize him and just pump out a shit load of videos and hope the XXk views per are enough.
He might get Leafy'd though and none of his uploads will show up in the recommended or "from your subs" feeds on the front page, meaning few people will notice the new uploads unless they hit the bell. So he could just get like Xk per vid.
Just a guess but he probably told them he was getting a divorce and asked them to make his videos private until it blew over.
Anyone that has had sex knows that women can’t judge penis size for shit.
The difference is Dr. Disrespect manned-up to everyone involved and his fans, while Jared tried to hide like a little weasel.
Can't wait till we get the whole thing. The grumps obviously knew about holly and Jared long before anyone else did
At first I was curious because I’ve seen 10 threads on this today. I opened it to find a bunch of fan boys gossiping like the faggots they are. If you don’t like my criticism of your shitty choice then don’t throw stones u faggot
as far as the timeline goes, jared allegedly started cheating around the same time ross left holly.
so either he left holly because he found out that she cheated, or he left before which led to holly turning to jared.
hoping ross moves on from this
Her eyes are gorgeous i like hollys whole face and body more tho
"distinct" yeah cos he looks like an alien shitkid lmao
literally what does heidi have to gain from posting about this? why would she lie? it’s not like she’s gonna become famous or get a ton of cash or anything.
its circumcised, cutfags are deformed
There's pics of him like almost showing off his dick but like in this thread there's only one where he actually sent it?
>if he somehow comes back from this he'll be the most based fucking e-celeb
Title has already been claimed. When you can wank on stream and get away with it, you're untouchable.
Honestly, this. You should also be considerate enough to share your wife with other men when the time comes, just take a lesson from Jared. It's okay if she prefers Jamal a little bit more than you! Y-You can't have sex otherwise!
>distinct
Let's just say he's probably one of the ugliest e-celebs I can think of.
I hate Jimmy so much ever since he officially came out
I don't even follow him on Twitter and I still manage to see his shit on my timeline
All his posts boil down to "lol I'm gay look at me"
>while i am present
jared's a good guy
IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY WE'RE TOTALEE GAYY
>what does she gain
She ruined Jared’s reputation.
Why are they surprised? The stupid bitches literally added his nsfw snapchat, it's not his fault if they thought it was a joke. Is there evidence that he actually sent/solicited nudes from girls he knew were underage?
I've been following Jared since the Hard News/Screwattack days, this is comedy gold.
>I have a life because I shit post in threads that I don't like rather than just ignore them
Kek
>posting anime reaction pic
I am sorry, but mom does not allow me to talk to retards
I'm not going to dig in the sewers of the internet for his dickpics. Sorry.
>Anyone that has had sex knows that women can’t judge penis size for shit.
This
>6.5 incher
>gf thought I was 8" and huge
>technically just above average
Ahh the expert penis inspector is here to approve all dick measurements thank god
why dont people like jim anymore?
maybe because you fucking zoomers have been shitting up at least 2 boards with this garbage
fuck off to reddit with this shit you underage cunt
I seriously can't believe you call others pathetic when you post stuff like this
Lmaoing at your life
If my partner cheated on me with a fucking bird I'd also do my best to set his world on fire, also, it must feel good to expose a degenerate
Did someone really have screens from 2017 ready? Or is this way back machine shit? And if it's that how did they know the date so exactly?
This cant be real
fuck off to your safespace
I WANT THOSE TITS FOR MYSELF GET IT
YOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
> "I try my best there to balance it with my yaoi dick"
I'm gonna cry holy shit
Ehh, I doubt it. He's gay so no e-thot drama, and he generally keeps out of other people's drama from what I've seen.
I dont look at a lot of dick pics so I lack the capacity, but can someone legitimately estimate how big ProJareds cock is?
God I’m so fucking interested in seeing how Matt and Ryan is gonna deal with this on SuperMega. Their latest Animal Crossing episode had a part where they were joking about celebrities fucking other people’s wives which was pretty fucking surreal considering the timing
He became lazy and is reaction-videos tier now.
Money pigs sucking his dick to keep him afloat so he can 'groom them daddy jim!'
t. never been in a relationship
Sour marriages get fucking deadly
What a saint.
Holy shit you're pathetic
Bunch of fucking drama queens ITT
she looks like she just came out of an alien egg
>husband cheats on her
>he has a reputation as a pure and innocent alien weeb
>exposes him after what she claims is years of abuse
>his reputation plummets
>his relationships are ruined
>possibly faces jail time if the underage allegations are true
i wonder
Whatever happens on the internet stays on the internet forever.
Following for the potential Holly nudes fam. They are """"adults"""" making stupid decisions. This blow-up is akin to the woman throwing her man's close on the front lawn. Only accept only its not just the neighborhood seeing your dirty laundry all over your front lawn. The whole fucking WORLD sees your dirty laundry. ProJared also might have solicited underaged with nudes. So not only is infidelity and broken marriages are involved but also pedophilia.
>we can't get our daily dose of traps, trannies, dicks, lolis, and gore
>YAOI DICK
because they are trannies
Of course they knew, holly and ross got a divorce and she moved near jared. Its all so obvious, ross let GG in the know
guilty as fuck
I'm no penis architect but I'll guess for the sake of those GETs, it looks about 1 1/2 the size of my dick
5.5" tops.
t. insecure virgins
>first Etika
>then Jared
Who's next on the chopping block? I don't know why, but I have a feeling that Cr1tikal's gonna get it.
the internet never forgets.
Well compared to Holly, she's a 10
>I try my best there to balance it with my yaoi dick
Ya know, if a guy like this can get married and fuck his friend's wife, perhaps I'm not as screwed as I thought I was, this drama has been a nice confidence boost
He's got a BIG dick!
nah she's fucking disgusting user, the makeup excuse doesn't cut it
>yaoi dick
>reminder he probably has a slightly above average penis
he is def hiding something dirty
maybe he fucks his dog
did he putted his peepee into anus for anal sex into the anus? plz respond asking for friend.
She looks better than that thing Ross married
Yeah, but now you realize he had 1 million subs so women tolerated stupid shit like that for status.
hopefully, i hate that annoying shithead
His wife said she saw nudes of holly. Have those been leaked yet?
Fucking hell I thought white women hitting the wall was just a meme
I just want Heidi to post all the nudes of Holly out of spite. I fucking NEED those nudes
>hey mr. the only celebrity I could possibly fuck and got things from, here is my asshole, do you like it
>yeah. Send more, now shove a cucumber in your bum hole
>tee-hee
After the guy crash and burn
>HE RAPED ME, HE MURDERED ME, HE KILLED MY CHILDREN
but he's youtube "famous." you have no idea how much girls swoon over some dumb shit like that. you aren't youtube famous. i'm sorry but there's no hope for you, especially when you have gay anime images like that on your computer.
>Germany that high
huh, I didn't know. still above average though
feels good not to be a dicklet
checked
6 inches. the angle and lens distort. notice how he presses his entire hand as far down his skinny fat pelvis as he can to expose more dick that he can actually use
jared is also one of (((them))) so he has tiny hands
>source i look at a lot of dick pics
Everyone on the inside knew in April when the underage tranny and jail bait sent their evidence to Normal Boot. It's been a ticking time bomb since then.
Like 6.5"-7.25", people who are saying it's tiny are either disregarding the obscured base or don't know how to tell dick size.
t. Looks at a lot of dicks.
thats a 6er in my opinion. at least 75% of the guys saying its small are just projecting
>Does Yea Forums actually know if this is legit? As far as I can tell there's no definitive proof that Heidi isn't just making things up along with other twitter posters.
nigger there is literally photos of him messaging and showing his tiny cock to people. If he's okay with doing that then sleeping with someone else is not gonna faze him
libshits
she has them on jared's old phone. Although she might not actually have the phone anymore
gonna enjoy this on my birthday
Germans ARE dicks
I hope he goes to jail, I always hated this ayylmao looking cunt
Give me the nudes for my sick curiosity
its moreso the fact that shit actually happened instead of the underages shitflick tantrum
Dawg, that thing is 5.5 inches.
>Yaoi dick
Reminder that he’s pushing his balls down hard so his dick looks bigger.
You must not look at a lot of dick.
I have to say I have never laughed this much. The drama and memes surrounding this situation are so goddamn funny. Just thanks for the laughs guys.
can we get back on topic this isnt a dick rate thread, were here to see dick pics of jared and then maybe rate them after
I really don't care what these other fags say, she has a fucking Benedict Cumberbatch face.
Sauce
based
Jared! Go defend yourself on Twitter, not here.
ROSS:
>Hey, Friend that is like a brother to me, Jared, do have you met my wife, Holly?
SKINNYDICK
>How you doin?
true. and we're bigger than you, dicklet
Need more info. His hand next to an item of known size, then compared against his dick.
I've seen a bunch of average sized dicks, his is larger.
You mean PICCOLO day?
Lmao I have and they sure as hell don't look like that
>You must not look at a lot of dick.
I'm not that guy, but did you just admit to looking at a lot of dick?
I dont give a fuck about his cheating. But why would he send his weewee to underaged girls knowing that he is a e celeb? I don't get it.
I think Holly is much much more attractive tho
because hes a fucking moron
He's a kike jew. He believes the rules don't apply to him. His culture is one of pedophilia, and America's laws won't stop them.
You have no idea what you're talking about, there's no way that dick's below 6.5", he's clearly holding onto something even with his ring finger.
catfishing the catfish
Exactly the same experience. Women are shit judges of anything spacial wise.
good job faggot
You got me there user.
illsay it again, he looks like a real life MOMO
The D stands for dick
poor ross
>Holly is much much more attractive tho
Mind you this is STILL with makeup.
Why are we talking about how big it is?
Look at that mega-mushroom tip he’s rocking
>comes out as gay
>instantly becomes unwatchable
Make it stop
His dick appears to be about 6" - 6.5" which is by no means small. Unfortunately for him (and the women he fucks) he doesn't have a lot of girth going on. So while he can poke fairly deeply, he isn't going to give them that feeling of fullness they so desire.
He explored Holly's "Dungeon" with his "Dragon"
Her eyes are so close to each other, you could jizz in the both without even trying!
ty i cum all over sister's cat she hiss at penis
I don't judge either way, just thought it was a weird flex my dude.
WAIT
8" ISNT AVERAGE?!
bing bing wahoo
idk how the fuck you guys find her attractive the body is like a 8/10 at best but the face is yikes
BARF
kek
goddammit
Best possible reply.
His girth is slightly above average, not proportional but probably adequate.
>Mister Metokur
Fucking off yourself.
Attracted to the idea of some dumb art/alternative hoe instead of what they really look like. Kinda sad, and autistic though because those types are a dime a dozen.
OH NONONONONONO
hmm, eyeballing it looks like a good nathans hot dog, but hard to tell without getting my hands on it.
t-thanks
Why does everyone hate Metokur now?
Who do you think will be next? I'm betting The Chinder Chagger Nigger Dagger!
In the fan made dating Sim he played with her. He said bitch or slut, something like that, and she said, "we don't use language like that" I new something was going to happen eventually
Keep up the good work, Jon.
NO NO NOT THIS PLEASE
someone make new bread soon plz.
>Posts the same 1 bad photo over and over and over again
lolk
nice™
SEETHING
pls no
>Waifuing a really ugly woman, inside and out.
Get some help, bro.
I hate when peopledo the face swap filter with animals.
from an evolutionary perspective it's a bit of a double edged blade
plus side it scoops out the semen of those that literally came before you pretty efficiently
minus side is that it's gonna go Gold Leader "almost there" for the whole duration of fucking
it just cannot reach
i fucking hate h3h3.
You mean one of the only photos of her where she isn’t angling her face to hide her cyclops eyes?
What does that have to do with anything?
I stand by it loser. What do you know about my life? I know you watch YouTubers who play video games and then talk about it with your “friends” online. That’s enough for me to draw conclusions
what do you have to do with anything?
ouch
I didn't need this in my life
please posts another photos... me begging u ...
I hate him too, but not relevant
Funny how I recently watched a video of a woman saying penis size by race was a myth and incels were conditioned to always feel inadequate.