Whats the worst thing you have done while drunk?

Whats the worst thing you have done while drunk?

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it wasnt modding nikos eyebrows to look like some CIA cucks boyfriend

Drove home an early morning so the roads were pretty much dead, didn't care about the traffic lights. Hit a cyclist who came out of nowhere and just kept going. Was at turn tho, so I don't think I was doing more than 40 mph. Think she was alright

Fuck m8 that sounds scary bet you were paranoid for awhile?

Sober up

Was just waiting for the cops to bang on my door. Someone must've seen it, if not she did and got my plates, what if she's really fucked up ect ect. All kinds of doomsday scenarios in my head for the following days. Luckily nothing ever came from it, but that was probably the dumbest shit ever too.

Your mom

Thought it would be a good idea to mix diazepam with cocaine and 2 litres of vodka, woke up in the back of an ambulance as they brought me back to life twice

Fucked my uncles gf, we were both fucked up at a family party.
Everyone in my family knew since her kids were were looking for her.
They found us in the guest room when they heard their mom moaning.
They were crying and banging on the door. I cum inside her she leaves, everyone is upset with me but idc. The End

> masturbated onto a baby

>mix diazepam with cocaine and 2 litres of vodka

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snort dry blood

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When i was about 15 i drank a shit load of strongbow cider at a party, lived on a main road, walking home i smashed the windows of every parked car i passed. Amazed no-one caught me. Since then never drank strongbow again, seems to make me violent for some reason

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Me and a friend pulled a piece off my fence and turned it into a cross in my backyard. We also tried to light it. Good times

Got married a second time. Fool me once...

Kidnapping,rape,murder.
In that order.

Da fuk is wrong with you user?
Twice??!!

shat my pants

Used to be a raging druggie and alcoholic...probably threatening to kill my neighbor banging on their front door then breaking the cops rib while detaining me.

drank

Are you black

>strongbow cider
Faggot

Hit a bouncer 2.10 cm (im 178) in the belly. He hit back and i fell to the floor like puppet

Took a shit in the kitchen drawer of our own house, wiped my ass with my boxers, then stumbled to my bedroom with shit all over my ass and fell asleep

>last month
Got guilted into going to my very first bar. Came home just fine. Hop in bed and smoke bowl
>ohno.jpeg
>weed tastes like corona which makes me sick
I ran through the bedroom frame, spewed and simultaneously slipped in puke in the dark at 2am. Cant remember how long i was laying there or when i got up but fuck i was soar the next day. Also, couple weeks ago i fell asleep jerking it with a buttplug in if that counts for anything. Rekt my back laying in a chair, didnt even get a sad cum, either.
Im trying to get sober now.

Woke up beside your mother and we were both naked.

WINNER!!!

nope

When I was 16 I got drunk before school. They called me triple J for awhile.
I got my truck stuck mudding in a field and had some homies come and get me out. They said I had a cig, hersheys bar and budweiser all in one hand.
Got a bunch of mud in a class I wasn't suppose to be in and got kicked out.