Alright Yea Forums what's the worst thing you've ever smelt
>be me
>maintenance guy
>work in an old neglected hotel
>get called in because of sewer gas leak
>find source of smell under elevator shaft
>climb down to find drain line backed up
>standing 2 feet in literal shit and years worth of cigarette butts, food and dead rodents
>climb out vomit and call in a hydrovac company to suck it all out
Alright I do sewer work for a living
>be me
>get to house we're supposed to be working at
>pop open sewer clean out cap and this wretched godforsaken smell arises
>instagag
>decide to look into issue at the mainline
>tap wasn't cut open
>tap cutter is down
>24 inch pipe
>ughfuck
>have to crawl pipe
>strip down butt ass naked and start crawling with a dremel
>get to tap and start cutting
>several weak old ass taco water from beaners house spills all over me
>holyfuck
>puke
>continue cutting and nope the fuck out asap
>crawl back out of pipe and throw up in the manhole again
>put underwear on
>hop in the truck and fucking leave
That's the absolute worst smell I've ever encountered, it was a new fresh hell for me
Backed up beaner sewer is a no go anons
Jesus Christ I hope you get paid 6 figures to do this shit.
6 figures is easy to do in my line of work, shit like that makes me wanna die though
>I work in forestry and I go ahead with crews and cut roads into the plantation for the machines
>The forest had old rabbit traps installed, basically a bit pit filled with water and bait
>Rabbit falls in pit and drowns
>Anyway, this site is filled with holes full of dead bunny soup and no one knows where exactly they all are, they were put in some 60+ years ago
>Start falling trees, snedding and logging up.
>I come to one tree and start snedding up when the smell just hit me
>As the tree came down it broke one of these traps open
>I can only describe it as nightmares, the smell was just so over powering
So glad to be off that site.
Opening a stale bottle of piss.
>bunny soup
k e k
>be a painter
>make below minimum wage because faggot jew boss gets away with cutting my 50c below minimum because "apprenticing"
>"apprentice" for 2 years
>he has this shitty warehouse where he keeps years old paint left over from houses to reuse because he's cheap
>grab 5 gal paint bucket from wayy in the back
>blow dust off lid
>crack it open
>instant gag followed by vomiting
>best way I can describe the smell of 2 year old paint is every dairy product you can imagine mixed together and fermented in shit
can confirm, rotten paint is a serious fucking nightmare
Wasn't even nearly as bad of a smell as when the septic guys would come to pump out the porta-potties on the jobsite
>mfw
Went for a job trial at a waste disposal company...Huge pile of dead cattle. As they used a front loader to move them into a lorry, disturbing all the gases of the rotting corpses. An almighty smell of death and decay filled the air. Most horrific thing I've ever smelt. Needless to say, I was out of there in a jiffy.
>be me
>work at bio lab
>one of my coworkers knocks over a cart full of chemicals
>one of the bottles is a 1L bottle of Butyric Acid
>the bottle of Butyric Acid breaks open and spills all over the floor
>6 months and 20+ attempts at different odor removal techniques later and it still smells
>Butyric Acid is the worst thing I’ve ever smelt
Hah, gringo cleaning beaners toilet
Why the hell would you work for a company as a painter though, contacts? Can't you promote yourself as a professionist? The US is weir
why in Talos name would you go naked into a fucking sewage pipe
>getting drunk with a friend
>eventually get hungry, we have frozen pizza
>be drunk
>put it on a frying pan and in the oven
>"umm. is that okay?" t. friend
>OF COURSE. FRYING PANS ARE MADE TO WITHSTAND HEAT
>10 minutes pass
>yeah well apparently the frying pan handle is not
>open the oven.
>burnt plastic carbon fibre tire fire rubber toxic disposal waste industrial poison stun gas
Why would you climb down and stand in it?
Why not call the company right away.
I was an emt for a long time. Gangrene is the worst smell, although I once had a lady who was puking up shit because her bowels were blocked.
Dead people weeks old. People that have set themselves on fire.
I used to raise chickens, eat the eggs.
I went away for the weekend, came back to a three day dead chicken just rotting on my front lawn, something killed it but left most of the carcass. Fucked up smell.
op's moms vaginal discharge