Secrets Thread

I’ve seen and felt my dads morning wood... I’m jealous of his size.

My best friend just broke up with his girlfriend, I really want to fuck her....and I kinda think she wants to as well...

How did you end up feeling it? That makes no sense.

Tanks. Literally

Just gave away my best friends kik for a white dude to get her nudes, she is black and like whites.

there's faggotry afoot for sure

I wanna get fucked by the local coyotes

Ran into each other early in the morning while we were both trying to get some water.

when i was younger, i was plagued by wet dreams of yubaba. i didn’t find her attractive at all, but she would show up in my dreamscape, brutally nude, and the next thing i knew i would wake up to find that i had bedwet thick. the problem was amplified in college, where my roommate was able to smell my nocturnal emissions and got concerned at their frequency. after years of sleeping in cummy sheets and shame, i finally took action. i built a makeshift sex doll to look like yubaba and had vigorous, sweaty sex with it until i cummed in her witch vag. after that, no more yubaba sex dreams

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My wife and I got drunk and decided to swing. When we couldnt find a couple in our holiday resort we just had a 3 way with a lifeguard.

She got pregnant and I couldnt sit down for 2 weeks without being in pain.

shittest 3some ever

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So the lifeguard fucked you in the arse. Which one of you got her pregnant?

feelsbadman

Pic related? Before or after pregnancy?

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I jack it to furry hentai

lol i did that with my ex best friend, 10/10 would recommend.. revenge pussy is always the best pussy

Yes he did, he was the only one who cum in her.

before. here is after

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>"You are anonymoose."
How did you know.

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Haha sounds like a pretty dumb thing to do while drunk. Why would you have unprotected sex with a stranger, especially if she wasn't on the pill?

Beat a guy to death in a bar fight overseas.

what was the reason for that sort of your reaction?

Is that the black kid that died trying to stop a fight

stories bro, details

she kept the baby? does he know???

she kept it, he does know. We went back there twice and hooked up when the kid was with her parents.

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If you aren't getting child support payments from him, you're a literal cuck.

I want sissy dick

i hate sand niggers

Ive had sex with 25+ girls, the best was an 11yo. Was consensual

Just do it

test

My wife grew up in a small town out west. Started ducking boys at 12. Was literally the town slut.

I consider myself to be a piece of shit. I routinely look at disgusting fucking cp, then feel guilty and delete it, rinse and repeat. Never molested irl, but fantasize about it. Routinely consider suicide but too chickenshit to go through with it. I'm a piece of shit.

Tldr I'm a piece of shit, kill me.

>>anonymoose

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you've never had sex virgin.

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sometimes i fantasize that i can date women i find attractive and even have sex with them.

How old were you with 11yo?

A close female friend of mine asked my gf if we could all have a threesome

who doesnt?

16

cuks ...and ppl who play vr saying communism is good

How was it?
Been wondering myself. I've had chubby, and that was the best sex I've ever had.

I post pictures of friends wives nude online

example? how do you get them?

Ex gf gives me blowjobs whenever I want
Doesn’t know I have a new gf
imig bJ6qvju

sorta same thing. Ex and current gf don't know about each other. Ex texts me for a booty call, wants my dick back. So one night I have sex with my gf, then leave her place to go to my ex's place and fuck her. Ex wants it again, think I'll hit it soon

she was related to you how?

Was one if my sister's friends. She was cute as fuck, were fuck buddies for quite a while

my god this kind of post is what keeps me on Yea Forums

How did it start? Greentext your first time, I'm interested

I stopped celebrating my birthday because people stopped pretending to care about it. People get busy, you know?
Normally im pretty fine with that, but this year only my mother and my wife even commented on it.
I may not do anything special, but it would have been nice if my exgirlfriend who im still close to, or my two best friends had at least made an effort to say hello.
So I made a new tradition. I got drunk, bought a burner and texted a bunch of dic pics to all of them. happy birthday to them!

any responses?

cool story bro

My guy best friend sent me a dick pic in responce. It wasn't his... sadly I could tell.
The others were pretty negative. Though im pretty sure I could turn it around still and get tits from my ex.

Give me your contact info and I can do it for a price.

do it

Dude what's your problem? I look at cp too, but I don't feel guilty at all. You never did anything wrong, so relax!
Also, since you're not a criminal, you can go to a psychotherapist and get cured!

i accidentally took a shit in my bed once.

Details?

>You never did anything wrong

As someone who was in cp I get pretty conflicted about that argument.
On one hand, if you didn't go looking for it, some people wouldn't make it.
On the other hand, some still would, but wouldn't necessarily distribute it, like what happened to me.
On a third mutant hand, if there was just some sort of curated source that was able to either verify that those featured were long dead and cant be revictimized by its distribution or maybe sign off on it as adults after the fact. Accessible for pedos to have an outlet without criminalizing...

I dunno. Its all pretty crap.

Then, don't look at studio-produced cp. That one is made for economic purpose. The rest is amateur porn made for "passion". You're just a peeper-tom.
But like I was saying, therapy is the best way to get out of that, especially if pedophilia is a big burden for you.

Id like to but can't grntxt right now. The first time was fairly painful for her so I was really gentle, basically made out while i was all the way inside her. It's cliche as fuck but she was really tight, was only 3-4" deep.

Never said I watched it. Nor did I say I had pedo desires. Trying not to get hostile, but im sure its an honest mistake.

Sorry I assumed you were OP!

was she hairless? How about boobs?

Like I said Im sure it was an honest mistake. But thanks for the apology.

She was freshly shaved, had nice little a cups. Her ass was her best feature.

We are all aliens

Bmp

It was terrible. She just lay there like a beached whale, and her actual vagina was behind a mile of obese labia majora.

What about the blacks or the Chinese? Are they aliens too?

Sounds like the problem was that you let her be lazy. Gotta make a chick work your dick, otherwise may as well get a fleshlight

I have been obsessed with my girlfriend's sister ever since she came to live with us, and I'm going crazy about it. I sometimes find myself trying to be obvious about it in hopes she will notice, and other times I believe she does and might even feel the same way about me.

Mr name is Chad Throbington of Libertyville, IL. I have crapped in countless urinals all across Chicago and Waukeagan and plan to do it more. Bite me CPD

That's awesome

I have been fantasising about turning my female friends into sex slaves for some time now

I use my cleavage to get male cashiers at Wal-Mart in trouble for staring. I tell them I'll let it go if they pass a few things without scanning them. Works like 60% of the time

So your secret is that you're an average male then? Booo

oh fuck off this gatekeeping bs

Bring better shit to the table then, pleb

I like to shaRe my wife's noods. Particularly with guys in the area so they see her around and stare

guess you're the supreme authority of secrets then

No need to get moody, my guy. Just yanking your chain

I can only cum when i think about my GF fucking a much older man when she was 22.

Kik jonez865 for the story

>friend and wife go out for a bit of fun and drinks
>Wife's friend gets too wasted.
>uber stops and the friend, she's black out drunk
> put her on the couch go to bed
>Wake 5 min later wife is passed out and I hear "thowing up noises"
>Check on friend, she's throwing up , awesome
>Clean the mess up and wipe her face off the best I can do
>Notice as I have her on her side that she fell out her top
>nice guy so I cover her back up, hmm that was nice'
>Lets look again, mmm they feel nice
>get hard hmm why not, cop a few feels
>hmm no harm rubbing one out,
>Hmm after a few min I need more
>Don't want to be too nasty to a friend
>fuck it start using her hand to stroke me off,
>Not cutting it, fuck it put it up to her mouth
>She actually starts moving her tongue on my dick while its in her mouth
>Fuck it gone too far now, push deeper, she won't remember
>say fuck it and push fully, bitch actually takes it and is still sucking
>Full tits hanging out, get to call her all kinds of nasty shit while she's getting me closer,
>Hurry where do I cum I didn't think about this.
>Fuck it where i cum is inconsequential at this point
>Hold her head with 2 hands and hold it fully in her throat and blast it down her throat and she naturally swallows
>Keep it in her mouth as my dick enjoys that fading ability to stand
>Pull out her mouth and fix her top
>Next morning I am dreading being busted, no one suspects anything

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ive had a rough week and just on edge. trying to calm down

This is pretty tame but oh well
I have a girlfriend but sometimes I go to omegle and tease men because I’m an attention whore

my secret is that I have more sex than my students. I'm always excited about her."

The teacher said that during her time on the job, she worked almost exclusively with male teachers, although some of her other male students did too. "I have a friend with a girl," she said. "We go to clubs together and she takes care of my boyfriend but only with my clothes on."

Post your tits, lets see if they are worth getting in troube for.

Well, go on, share them

Every day I fantasize about hitting my girlfriend. I never would, but I can't stop fantasizing about it.

She turns everything into a huge problem. Nothing can just be "done", everything is kept on record and dug out whenever she feels like it.

>Hey user, on the 7th of October 2019 a guy looked at me weird and you didn't defend me. Why?

I'm so done.

Bro this is guy from like two weeks ago. You go get a dog and hotel room yet like i said? Its your only hope. Also not sure if i mentioned. Check out pornsocket.

Break up with her. It won't get better.

I'm going to. I want to wait for a few weeks because her birthday is soon and I don't want to break up with her on her birthday or close to it

let's see em

You should treat your gf like a boss. It is not always easy to say the right things and show her how you really feel without getting into a fight. It feels like you shouldn't even be saying anything at all and you're still being blamed for it even if you know what you're doing is wrong.

I used to think I was normal for a time but people were starting to notice that I was "the one's" gf. But, I was always too reserved and I was constantly afraid I would be "turned off" by people but it was always a big deal because I had never been hurt by anyone!

Nowadays, there is no stigma associated with same-sex relationships and the fact is most guys know that no, it isn't all bad either. It is all a beautiful thing and all wonderful and I love everyone. But we have a bunch of differences. I can be quite "hot" by myself because of my gender and can be very quiet by myself because of my gender and so on.

I'm not gay though.

All I want is to be respected and have a normal relationship.

That's really hot. My wife had unprotected sex with guys twice when we were trying for a baby and it was probably some of the hottest sexual experiences that we ever had. Yea it was risky and probably dumb, but we still talk about it and want it again.

what kind of virgin fag shit is this

I'm not saying that you are gay just that you are attracted to other people by default and that isn't going to happen.

I am saying that no.

No, it's not that, and if it were or did happen you wouldn't tell people, or stop them from telling you but you might find yourself in the dark with them, and I'm not trying to discourage you from that, I'm just saying it takes an enormous amount of time for that to happen, so that you know and so that your therapist or anybody that needs to speak to you is aware of it and you're open up to the idea that it could happen and you can stop doing it.

But I'm not saying that you are gay.

But I'm not saying that you are gay.

Just saying.

Yeah. I'm just saying that if you start telling me and me being attracted to others by default I should feel very uncomfortable about telling you about it.

Okay. Okay.

I don't know what else will I say to convince you

lol cuck

How old is your girlfriends sister? How long have you been with your current gf? How many times have you blown loads in the sisters underwear?

That is a normal relationship bro, they all look great from the outside but all girls are fucked in the head.

Same kinda deal. My ex is kinda a cheating whore and cant help herself. She trusts me and likes fucking me behind her fiance's back and my GFs back. It will get really interesting after she gets married.

Are you drunk right now?

Yay, absolutely great.

You just gotta figure out if she's worth the bullshit or if you can do better

I am not drunk. I don't know how. I might think that's a lie, to tell the truth. But I do know. I know in my heart there is one thing I've never been able to take into my car and have the right to use it again… It's you.

She would be, if she was normal in the head

I disagree. People do make it for profit, but I think people make it because they were inspired by it or crave the sharing in the community. It's not like pornhub with clicks/views/ad revenue, it's more like people making/ sharing/trading that propagates this. If you are a casual observer, you don't affect the girls, but when you trade or put value on it, you are creating a demand.

I take that as a yes

I Molested a kid. It was only one because honestly 95% of kids are irritating snot nosed goblins that are more trouble than they are worth. The one I got was the absolute sweet princess other little girls wish they could be. She was also neglected enough to badly crave adult attention and for nobody to care if she disappeared for an hour only to come back sweaty. I fully never expect to be in a situation this ideal again and don't feel the need to try and find another little girl

And you should, I think). And if you ever had a problem finding something, like it or have any questions about the game, please contact @wilmamorning on Twitter.

That's too bad, I love fuzzy teen pussy the absolute best. You would have to go really far back to get naturally hairless.

Dubs don’t lie, oh god oh fuck

welp. you just ruined a little girl for the rest of her life and she’s now royally fucked mentally. gg user

It's not like that. There is a range of emotions. I do enjoy her being a total slut, and she likes losing control and doing whatever she wants. Have had unprotected sex with alot of her friends...so I can't really complain.

lmao

>>Got dubs so it must be true
>>Yet is wanting user to feel guilty for being a pedo

I dont know what to think anymore

I paid good money to fuck an underage girl while on vacation in Cancun, mexico.
Way underage, like 13. And I loved it.

Put it in a childhood thread plz daddy

Leave the bitch. She's crazy.

This is far from a normal relative onsbip you God damned loser, have some standards.

Jesus christ no wonder some women treat men like this. Do you have a cunt between your legs?

Leave her user. And whatever you do make sure you have a plan. The amount of time you're going to stay after breaking up, and how you're going to get home. She's going to be crying non stop, wanting you to stay, nothing you can say will fix it. Do not do it at your house, she won't leave.

Were you not worried about being caught? The police would've took you for every cent you had over there. How did you come accross that?

youtube.com/watch?v=GhjGo2iVC6I

Please don't be racist! We understand you're not here to discuss what makes America great, what makes your life great or whatever. We can't pretend that everyone is racist, because that's not who we are as people. It's clear from this debate that racism is part of our culture and can be a part of our lives. Not all racists fall into those categories. Just as I see no fault in people who claim their faith, I also see no fault in people who claim the label of being an evangelical Christian. That's what faith is: believing in the goodness of God and following the Bible or whatever belief is necessary to keep God in his kingdom and not fall into this cultural trap of looking at yourself through the eyes of others.

So please have faith in yourself as well as God if you truly wish to know what love really means and why being with a person is so important. We don't want to be judged for who or what we are

I don't know how I would feel about that. Like, it's fine to have had sex with other people before the start of your relationship, but to find out they were a town bicycle? I'd be a bit upset.

It was literally offered to me. I was just looking to score some blow, and so you know chit-chatted a cab driver and he took me over to some shady guy's place and he flat out just asked if I was looking for a "little" company. Then the shady guy got in the cab with me and the driver took us to a regular looking house, the driver said he'd wait for me. The other guy and I got in, and there I was asked what kind of girl would I like, just like that - I didn't know what to say and then an older man walked into what I assume would be the living room with two girls and said: choose.
I did and the girl and I were walked upstairs to a little room, I did what I did and then got out and sure enough the taxi was still there. Paid the guys, paid the taxi and he took me near the nightclubs area from the hotel I was staying in. That was it.

Irrelevant comment. Sage

Some family member that I was good friends with but haven't talked to for a long time due to drama shit that doesn't involve me turned out to be bi or gay and is also a furry artist who apparently has had a furaffinity for a decent while. The thing is he was the poster boy for 'gas all furfags' and all that shit a few years ago so I don't know if he changed or was just hiding it and he doesn't know that I know either. What can I say to him next time I see him?

She's 21.

4 years togheter, 1,5 years since the sister came to live with us.

A few times.

it is really relevant to see how the two differ.

The basic distinction is that with respect to the "the idea of value", if the person who is not doing it is doing it because he believes in value, then that person is doing it because he has already done it. For people who do it because I want to believe in value, they are doing it because either they believe in value or because they agree with my thinking, but that does not mean that I can have access to it from any of those means. We are thinking about someone doing something for his own reasons, not for the sake of others, and as he believes in value (i.e., for something that is objectively good or useful for him rather than because his views on that matter reflect those of me), the same holds of us. I do something, but because that is objectively good or useful for me for a moment in a moment

How much did you pay roughly? Did she look like she enjoyed it? Confident/shy? What was she wearing? What did you do with her?

Stopped reading 3 lines in. Spam your crap somewhere else.

About $500 I'd say. The taxi and the shady guy would only take mexican pesos and I paid the guy in the house $300.
She didn't say much, I don't think she enjoyed it but she was accustomed to being used. She had like a beach dress on. I fingered her, smelled her pussy, touched her anus, made her suck my dick and fucked her missionary and finished inside her doggie-style (condom on of course)

I’m sorry for the Evil things I’ve said and done on here.

Me too

Anyone else find their sister hot? Going to steal her lingerie when she goes out in 1 hour.

my sister is really hot. My sister and mom both have gorgeous bodies and I love their bodies. My mom has a small waist, and cute little butt, so I'm very happy my sister does.

How old are they? How many years have you been into them?

I'm going to do the same if I get the chance.

youtube.com/watch?v=K87vhWtIz9g

I managed to get nudes of my sister and nudes of my best friend. Neither of them know, and I'd be dead if they found out.

I'm a voyeur and film women in the bathroom. I have quite the collection.

you should play a video game, user.

I have been trying for years. I did get my sister's diary which included her secret abortion.

You like pissing? Shitting? Or just their bodies?

I’m beyond sorry for the things I’ve said here on Yea Forums. All the shit in the past, all the threats, all the arguments I started out of hostility, all the hatred I’ve brought, I’m sorry for it all. All the fucked up shit I’ve said, everything, I’m sorry.

same i stole hers of her laptop and my bf (girl) i only managed to cum on her ass

Did the same. Her passwords were written down in an a4 book. Didn't use them for months. Finally did and found thousands. Interested in kik?

I still have the hatred. I'm poor and angry and I will never be able to have nice things. Coming here helps me not do this IRL.

yea add me anonn_420

I used to think like that. I understand exactly how you feel, I’ve just given up on the hatred and anger stuff.

I used a disk recovery application on my laptop's old hard drive in search of some old files I was looking for. Just happened to stumble upon her nudes and nudes of my brother's girlfriend. They had borrowed my laptop years ago to make backups of their iPhone's and I'm assuming all that data got stored, and was deleted but not fully. My sister's fucking hot and I don't regret it for a second. Godspeed in your journey, user.

Any pics? Cropped for discretion of course.

I think I will be better when I get a piece of the pie. I get alot of pleasure from normal, happy people suffering.

Several years ago I hit someone with my car. It was quite late at night, but I just kept on driving.
I never heard anything about it, nor was I ever contacted by police or anything. They went flying into the air, and my windshield and bumper were completely fucked.

Last year my guilt got to me and I tried to confess this to the police, they told me to go home and they'd look into it but nothing ever came of it. I'm honestly not even sure what to do. I live with the constant fear I killed or seriously injured someone - and that any moment the police will knock on my door or come to my workplace and arrest me.

Whatever floats your boat.

Here you go. Not nude, but still hot in my opinion. She was 24 at the time.

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I went out for a drink with a chick I was keen on a few years ago and when I dropped her off at home, her ex-boyfriend had come over (they had broken up a week before and he still had a key to her place) jacked on meth and had trashed the place. When we went inside, he pulled her into a bedroom, locked the door and started beating her. I was banging on the door trying to get in, when he finally charges through, brandishing a knife at me. It's a miracle I didn't get stabbed; he ended up throwing it across the room where it got embedded in a wall. Police arrived, he was arrested and she and I made statements.

The next day while I was sitting with the girl trying to put together some "evidence" she could use to press for a full restraining order, right under her nose I copied a bunch of nudes off her phone on to a USB stick. She ended up ultimately siding with him (?!) and blaming me somehow for what went down and we stopped talking soon after.

I had a few hate-faps to those images, but they're long gone at this point...

Pics?

i live with my gf and her sister my gf is 22 ans her sister 19 shes petite type kinda cute but dang shes sexy woth her tight firm petite body I fantasize about her eberyday sometime I catch her panties with t shirt when she come out of the shower I wish I could fuck her so hard

Honestly no. I keep my phone clean.

I'm a virgin faggot that fantasizes about being dominated by other men. I want to live out my fantasies by meeting someone that would be willing to dom me, but i'm too much of a social autist that doesn't know how to interact with people irl. So, i will never experience it.

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Fuzzy or shaved?

its on the list

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies
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When I was 19 I started messing around with a 12yo girl. She was my best friends gf baby sister so she was always around. We fucked every chance we could

Started getting scared that we'd be caught (her sister suspected). I left and married some other girl. But I never forgot her

9 years later I divorce my wife and move in with the original girl (22 now. Been happily married to her and I've had no other desires for underage girls. It was only ever just her

go full no-life in wow raiding.

that way, there is no other world that you need to care about

Shaved. No closeups of her pussy or ass though.

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Well my secret is kinda fucked up, I’ve been fucking friends and family of my wife. Neither party is currently aware. I’ve been the nice guy for so long no one suspected me to be the monster that I am. When we go out to the bars I’ll secretly drug one of them (who ever is in the guest room).

There's literally a rules section

i really really really wish i was born a pretty lady but im much too scared to start doing anything about it now. im 21.

Stuck in a continuous loop as of late 5 years in a very stagnant
relationship no goals trying to return to uni for last year and degree.
I work a shit job and as of late have had zero things looking up for me.
One day notice we have a new girl at work which is typical seeing as turn over rate is crazy.
Make passing conversation but never really talk to much until she asks about my degree which is graphic design and how I plan to finish it.
She tells me about her art degree that's led her no where I think from there I kind of fall for her. I feel guilty about the feelings I have and the fact that I been even more distant with my other relationship.
I even been having strange dreams where me and girl from work are together happy.

Also I take back everything I’ve said about the people or things that I hate, ect. Yea Forums has had its pros and cons but the cons are worse than the pros, the time I’ve spent on this place is something that has opened my eyes. I will never harm my relatives, I will never go through with my selfish desires. I love my family, I love my parents and close friends. I’m returning back to being a lurker instead of a poster. Like I’ve already said, I’m sorry. Good bye.

I got my girlfriend fucked by a group of black guys while she was passed out from vodka and Zani bars

kik: myfiance4bbc21

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i just got out of a 4 year relationship with a girl and it our situation it was reversed.

she put up with me for like a year because we had been together for so long and loved eachother, but she really wanted to get out there and meet other people.

it was making her unhappy too.

youre not doing your gf any favors by not telling her the truth.

I am 19 i have been attracted to my sister and mother since i was born. I love it when she gives kisses to me I think it is so cute! The smell is fantastic and if someone is watching you when you make out i am sure you want to keep kissing me! When i see what she do it makes me laugh and I think it is sexy! She also likes to make out when i am lying on the bed next to her! Thats when i notice she has a huge dick sticking out of her and i will admit with my best boy attitude i am going to get my own butthole so i can do whatever i want to her! I will never be bored and I will always keep checking to see if she likes what i do.

Rated 1 out of 5 by hannah1413 from Don't Buy This I have been considering moving here since April 2011 when the other owner was replaced. I had one son from previous owners and they are still with the same guy. I had a daughter-daughter date with the last owner and she met him.

i had serious thoughts in the past about killing. mostly in regard with domesticating livestock, but also about killing people i know and don't

i've never publicly expressed my desire

user. Looking in from the outside its clear you're not happy with your relationship. Regarding the rest you need to set out a plan and take it step by step. Focus on uni, and what the next step after that is going to be. You need to out in the groundwork of depressing jobs and finishing uni before you can have a chance of getting a better job
Just take it in stages.

I didn't know how to triforce before yesterday

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glad you figured it out, took me like 2 months to figure it out back in 6th grade

I knew how to do it back when you could just "alt 225 etc" Didn't realize it was this easy now

I jack off to secrets threads alot.
Meta.

What posts in the secrets threads do you jack off to?

How do i triforce?
Been a yr and a half trynna figure it out.

I dunno, nearly all of them.
I particularly like the incest stories and sometimes the pedo ones.
Btw cocks out rn.

Why? Why would you do this?

If your cousin looks like this then incest is ok.

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I regret not stopping my cousin and all the things ive dun to my her even some of the nice things.

I've jacked it to my sister for the past 3 days.

muh peepee hard an I dont know why¡¡

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My cousin does and it wasn't a good thing messing with her.

I am a straight dude who has always been gilr crazy and sex crazy...

but I have a secret pantyboi side that love to dress and get fucked by men...I have been fucked dozens of times by mostly older men and no one has a clue what a little slut I am.

I fucked a teacher in college while dating my gf and she still doesn’t know

You dont sound straight to me

I'm not the user you replied to, but i'll be honest with you, i do the same thing in these threads.

You sound like a faggot

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Feel u user. My cousin.

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def bi...I love girls more than sex with guys...but guys are easier to get.

Prepare to be purged degenerates.

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Just a secret to my family but I work at a nudist resort

Post yourself in the lingerie plz

Any chance we can get a pic, i want to see their bodies dont care about face

We did a lot of naughty stuff together borderline full on sex. Now that we are older she no longer talks to me and tells her friends that I took advantage of her. She dousnt remember doing anything to me just what I did to her.

Give me a high five! *puts hand up for hi5"

no one is going to tell you kek

*High fives*

I fucked my best friend's mom and it was the best sex of my life. I crashed at their house after a wedding. Everyone was pretty drunk. His mom came down to the living room where I was sleeping and just whispered in my ear about how she knew what I wanted by the way I always looked at her. We fucked there on the couch while everyone else in the house was passed out. It was incredible. In the morning we all ate brunch together and we pretend like nothing happened. Never talked about it again either.

>Used goods

I've had a fuckfriend a couple of years ago. We dated for some time, didn't work out as a couple, but friends with the occasional benefits, sure.

After a couple of years, no more condoms, she used the pill.

I got her pregnant. She was always saying she wanted to be a mother before 30, and anyways was in the process of going for artificial insemination. At the time, I wasn't ready at all to be a father, and since she wanted the kid anyways, she put up "unknown father" on the birth certificate. Didn't matter to her, as she was prepping for artificial insemination, her plans just were a couple of months early.

We still had a sexual connection, so we fucked again after. She got on a stronger pill. Then, she got pregnant again a couple of years after. She wasn't planning on getting a second child, but wanted her. Again, Unknown father.

A bit after, she met her now husband, He raises the 2 girls like his own, and is a better father then I'll ever be. And everyone is fine with that. (Of course, our fuckfriend relationship got over as soon as she got into the relationship, it was one of our rules)

The 2 girls don't know that the husband is not the real father, even if they don't look like him at all. But I don't plan on revealing myself as the biological father.
TLDR: Knocked up Fuckfriend twice, no child support. Kids are better with the other guy anyways.

degenerate

Any better feeling than nutting inside a girl when she is already pregnant?

What did she cost? How did you find Herzl. Need to know for ...Reasons

Pregnant hormones are nothing to scoff at on certain women.

Got some of our best fucks while she was pregnant with the fist child.

Watch soft porn with my niece for educational purposes.

I beat off to this pic of my mom from when she was a senior in highschool all the time

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Prove this fag wrong and tell me.

I was married for 10 years, got divorced in 2016 because i caught her cheating. I know she did it a couple times at least. What she doesn't know is that i cheated on her with 14 women throughout those years. Some of them have kids my son's age (he's 12, im 31) and so my aon is friends with most of those women lol ive forgiven her since then because i cant be mad when i was objectively worse, i just didnt get caught. For me it was more like i wanted to get off. Always with pussy too, im not into blowjob's and shit, im all about fucking. Id fuck women like rag dolls and since most were having some sort of SO issue, theyd do it out of spite. So the dirtier for them, the better. Since i got divorced i found a woman who is a year younger and fucks and sucks like a porn star. No lie, a true unicorn (higher pay position than me, had a bf she cheated one with me, pays for dates, helps me emotionally and pushes me morally, loves my children and the children absolutely love her) and so i've stopped my debauchery on my own because she's a bit into women, just not sharing, so we might her a gf to lick her pussy while i watch.

I found texts on my wife's phone of her flirting with and sexting a female co-worker. I was a little mad and jealous at first but I actually think it's so hot. She has no idea I know.

Any more?

Regularly cum to nudes I found of my younger sis.

I am that fag? So no fuck you newfag figure it out yourself like the rest of us did

Sorry for low quality. These are pics of pics i found in storage.

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Oh, trust me your mom was worth a good fuck back in the day. How old are you and how old is she?

Fuckin nice, thanks user.

just do " %triforce" I can't belive people still don't know about this...

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Is your mom hot?

She's 46. I'm 22.

She was ridiculously hot

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Your mom is fucking hot user

I once also fingered my ex wife's sister. She has two older sisters, the oldest one let me finger her during a new years party we had. We were sitting outside in the front patio drinking in the dark (about 8 people) so i just started touching her and she didnt mind, i moved on to her pussy and kept doing it. She never uttered a word. The door opened and she took my hand off very fast. She let me continue once the front door was closed. Her other sister (she was hotter than the eldest) let me grop her ass once while also drunk.

Testing that now

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Is she still married or is she divorced? Have you ever heard stories about her being a slut or anything? Any nudes from now?

Oh I know

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I dream about anons and friends using my mom like a slut and as their full-service toilet

She dates. My dad passed away two years ago from cancer. She honestly is still very pretty but her highschool pics are what made me look at her totally different. Like a sex object I never knew she could be. It was such an exciting and hot discovery. This is her now.

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I'd still worship her body and fuck her

Holy fuck dude, shes like a fine wine. Sorry to hear about dad user, i'd hate for my boys to grow up without me, so i can assure you, out of everything in the world, your dad though about you in his final moments. Not even a mom that hot comes to mind in those situations. Either way, moar plz

%triforce

"%triforce"

Guess it doesnt work on mobile

If i wasn't at work, id post tributes

Us at Christmas

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I guess she is still pretty sexy. I just love how tone she was in highschool. This is from a vacation we took before my dad passed.

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yup, only on pc.

She's very, very sexy

Also, do it without the quotation marks

She looks very good for her age for sure.

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Holy shit user, ive always wondered, i come from a mexican family, and my mom isn't pretty or anything like that. Time hasn't been kind to her and her character doesn't help her, but ive wondered if having a hot mom makes you fantasize about her? At what age did this start?

I'd drink what she's holding straight from her feet

You're not a piece of shit, you're a human being. You too deserve to be loved.

I didn't start until I just found the box of pics of her from highschool a few months ago. She's always been pretty but I never saw her that way until I saw young pics of her. She was like really sexy.

Literal gay secret but still a secret:
I got semi regular blowjobs from a friend's dad when I was 16-17, finally stopped when i got a girlfriend. Usually in his car, and he'd swear up and down that he wasn't gay or bi, just enjoyed giving head, and at the time I felt like it was "too gay" but after the first time realized i kind of didn't care and being blown felt too good. Plus even if it was weird it was kind of fun to have a pervy secret that i couldn't tell anyone.
This was years ago now, i don't live near that old friend anymore but i do know his folks split up at some point and his dad came out as gay around the same time.

Still the only "experimenting" i ever got up to.

i love chubbys boys

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At this point I'm terrified and sick of my fiance. He's put his hands on me 3 times now, each time promising to never do it again when in all reality it just gets worse, I bruise harder every time and the last time he shoved me so hard I flew across the room and busted my head up. He thinks I'm an awful rude and selfish person, and anytime I try to defend myself I just look more selfish in his eyes,. I don't know what to do. He constantly controls my money, my wardrobe, he tries to tell me how to take care of my body, and he's an asshole with my dog. He can't hold a fucking job for the life of him and for the past 4 months I have been paying all of our monthly payments by myself. Yet, when I tell him I can't buy him frivolous shit (ie weed juul pods skins for apex) he gets pissed, acting like because we're together I owe him those items. Cherry on top EVERY time I want to have sex, it's an inconvient time for him and when I become upset, I'm a fucking cuntt for not respecting his body when I can count 6 times where he just ignored me telling him that I don't feel good and don't want to have sex but he just went ahead anyway. I don't know how I'm supposed to leave him cause my family is practically a whole state away and I haven't been able to make any friends cause the fucker won't let me do anything without him, and he trusts no one, so I haven't met anyone here yet. I don't want to be homeless ;-; this is pretty much a rant and not a secret sorry b

shoot him

I went on a few dates with a disabled midget just because I wanted to see if my dick would fit in her. It did not. She gave really great head though. I could tell she had lots of practice sucking dick to keep a guy around. She was clearly desperate for affection and told me I could fuck other girls or bring them for a 3 way if I kept seeing her. Ended up breaking her pelvis attempting anal sex. I passed out drunk after and she layed around all night in agony and at some point shit herself a little. In the morning she still was trying to keep me, she apologized to me for ruining the night by getting hurt! Her friends picked her up to take her to the hospital and I ghosted her anyway. Took all day to get the smell of midget poo out of my bed. Sorry Alicia.

Kinda sad story my man

One of my best friends committed suicide a few weeks ago and I'm not even feeling sad. I don't understand.

Mans is not worth jail time lmao

I take screenshots of classmates photos from Instagram and masturbate to them daily, without them knowing

Damn

I know right.
She was cute otherwise. Blond, great perky tits, all tatted up. Good sense of humor. Let me take videos sucking me off. Good times.

Why can't you just kick him out?
If you're making money and he isn't, you're in control here, not him.

so don't get caught?

>let me take videos sucking me off
post videos faggot

My dad made my sister and I finger each other and make out and eat each other out from the time I was 12 and my sister was 14 until my sister left and 18. Now he's out of my life. But my sister and I are on terrible terms but when we do see each other there's this fucked up undeniable sexual chemistry. We've hooked up as adults and have both admitted that the sex we have with each other is incredible. It's so sickening tho. It always makes me wanna puke after we finish. I fucking hate my dad. Wish I had a normal family.

Seems like that would sorta add insult to injury after breaking her pelvis and leaving her to wallow in shit and misery all night eh?

Here's hoping Alicia finds some love and peace of mind

We moved in with his friend so if anyone has to leave it's going to be me \('-')/

Damn replied to the wrong post

i noticed lol

Yeah likke I said to the wrong person lmao our roomate/landlord is his friend from hs.

Oh shit it was Alyse not Alicia. Just had to look at my contacts. This is the only photo of her I have convenient.

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i started posting nudes on this site when i was well underage, without my face obviously so no one wouldve known how old i was
maybe some anons have my cp on their hard drives somewhere who knows

I think its one of those cases where you find a your half sister and fall in love with her type thing. Of course this is just with your mom and its pics of her when younger. Interesting stuff Yea Forumsrother

How old?

I'm a straight, white male, but I love videos with big black cock. It just looks better. I'd definitely let my wife get destroyed by a black cock but she doesn't seem that interested.

You should marry that chick

Not him but my mom is gorgeous and always has been. I objectively know she's "hot" but at the same time don't really see her that way.
I remember not even fully realizing it until i had friends when i was younger comment about her.

I've had idle thoughts but i'm sure that's relatively common, the same way you'd have a passing thought about some random woman's tits as you walk by her at the grocery store or something.

Her ass. Summer 1991.

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That's pretty fucked

It's ruined me. I'm so fucking insane sexually. I just want a close normal relationship with my sister you know. And I have huge intimacy issues with boyfriends. Ugh.

Why?

cant cheat on you if you dont install a ramp
wont leave
wont say no to giving you head
doesnt eat a lot
can probably farm rich thorium for you in classic wow, plus has racial to remove snares

Geez you got a lot of guilt but you obviously love each other. Why not just accept it and be a couple instead of agonizing over how it started?

Heh yeah good comedy reasons but I don't think I could have a functional relationship with her. Can't even fuck her. I didn't even eat her pussy or get her off at all. I even like eating pussy too, but tbh because she sits in a wheelchair all day her pussy smells sweaty and gross and I couldn't do it. I do miss that head though. 10/10 oral and hand skills and she would just suck me off to completion anytime I asked.

Like the other user said, won't have to worry about much lol. And if she was nice, why not?

I can imagine. You've basically trained on each other for so long that you know how each other get off. Good for you for cutting your dad out of your life. What a POS

Guy who broke the midget's pelvis here.
Can I have a 3 way with you and your sister? I'll bring the wine.

Moar please, dont get enough of her.

/%triforce/

free masons are pedos
aliens are the good guys
ghosts are kooler than pussy

I hate to tell you, but at this point it might not change. You could just learn to accept that, due to the cards you were dealt in life, youre slightly different. Sure, it's taboo, but its not something that you should let ruin your life. Find a man who accepts you the way you are and with your defects. You're idolizing something that might never come and that's what's tearing you apart

Found her

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Yup so you did

ugh please don't harass her

That didn't take long

sure bro

:)

I am all for Yea Forums doing fuckory, but let this one go please..... This one just needs to be left alone....