Ass candle thread volume 2: user eats an ass candle finally eats the ass candle

Quick rundown
>OP is asking for advice about banging a big tiddy goth witch
>Afraid of getting hexed and asks for advice
>First response "Eat one of her candles"
>kek
>Thread goes on and he's making moves with girl
>Need for him to eat candle is growing
>He agrees
>Asks big tiddy goth witch to bring candles
>She agrees and brings her stupid ceremonial candles or whatever
>He cuts a piece off of one and eats it for the Yea Forumsros
>We convince him to ask her to put a candle in her ass then eat it
>Things get hot and heavy in the bedroom and he asks
>Gets super pissed and leaves
>Candle still not eaten
>Some time goes by and our need to see an ass candle eaten has not been filled
>Get this mad lad an e-thot
>Pay her to come to his house so he can eat an ass candle
>OP proceeds to put a candle in her ass and light it
>Some time passes as he finishes up with her
>Next video is him sucking shit off of the candle
>Shitsprettygross.exe
>Video after that he's eating the whole candle

Let it be known to Yea Forums that OP is not a faggot today, he fulfilled his promise

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and this is the ass candle saga over.

A small sacrafice i had to pay but hopefully my tale is told for generations.

The day OP wasn’t a faggot and delivered. You did it user. Can’t say I’m proud but you did it so there’s that

Fake and gay

Candle Bro lives on another day

>hilarious and original

Scripted and homosexual

Saved everything, this is amazing

>obligatory include me in the screenshot

I AM THE CANDLE

no problem user anything for the keks

What a life to live.

ngl it was fun and it was the best pussy i ever got

Fucking hell, I want to puke now

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if anyone rolls trips i will send the pics of the girl with the candle in her ass to the orginal witch bitch

Slim chance, worth it if it happens though

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trips or doubles either one to make it fair

lets get rolling boys

well then ill roll

Check em

WINRAR

oh fuck we have a double here

1 off
haha kys

OH SHIT BOYS HERE WE GO

nice try nigger

OP changed it to trips or subs, we in it

He said trip or double you illiterate fuck

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...

OP deliver for us again and don't be a faggot

Can't be illiterate, I Just didn't read that.

Go kiss girls faggot

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Based

OP is not a fagot

Anhero on quads?

Ok

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nah cant die still got more candles to eat

Huh. You delivered yet again OP

This is Chad post worthy

Based and redpilled

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cunt deserved it for not letting me put a candle in her ass

What are you going to do if you get cursed or hexed?

Ask /x/

well i lived a good life. got to fuck a e thot and ate a candle for keks so atleast i am going out with a bang.

Eat some more candles most likely

>2019 bet there will be flying cars
>stay in a thread to watch a faggot stick a candle up his asshole and then fucking eat it
Wtf am I doing here

nah son i stuck a candle up a girls ass i am not gay

He didn’t stick it up his own ass

This whole situation is weapons grade autism

Your an ass candle

No your an ass candle

lol

Check em

Holy shit, what did this turn into, so glad I saved this before it's poofed

hell yes brother

It turned into a moment of glory for OP

honestly accomplished more today then i ever have in my 23 years of being alive

>mental disease

Make A Wish foundation aint got nothing on the Yea Forums bros who funded me to get a e thot to stick a candle up her ass

Will there be a screencap?

Im unsure if this is gross, respectable or complete degeneracy, more pics of the ethot tho

You have autism bro. If this is the highlight of your life I genuinely feel sorry for you. You’re not a hero, you’re a future school shooter.

witch bitch hasn't responded yet and honestly i dont blame her i wouldnt answer a guy who asked her to shove a candle in her ass she was pissed when she left

I have the entire old thread saved, it's just late and I don't wanna break it up into the interesting parts right now, will probably do tomorrow

You should call her and leave a message if she doesn't answer

The one time op delivers and everyones bitching stfu and be happy it happened you fucking faggot retards

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I was surprised to see a thread discussing ass candles... didn't think anyone else did this. Here's mine. It's a candle I made myself, the wick has been removed.

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hmmm maybe

shove up a girls ass and carry on my legacy

fags are never satisfied

This was not a link or for sexual pleasure honest, this has just been pure unadulterated autism at work

Lmao look at this virgin

this post results in what happens when you dont watch your child closely on the internet

gotta flex somehow

I'm so happy I opened this thread

welcome to the autism fueled ride user buckle up

Appreciated.

my body is ready for this ride

It's not that bad people eat actual shit and get turned on by things like the heat, smell the feel/texture because they are fucking degenerates.

tbh this was the best moment ever and i am glad anons from the orginal post got me an e thot when i was feeling down

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got some pussy so worth it

you deserved it man, a true hero

youtube.com/watch?v=uX9HfGwomBk now we bump this in honor of this post

Nice one user.

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hell yeah brother

>Later virgins

good luck on ur journey

Agreed not to meantion same fag op

user mad bc he didnt eat a shit covered candle first

get on OPs level

Bump

Bump

i wish for the full video

Bruh plz

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already happened where have u been