Some Jazz from Sam and Max

seems like you get what I'm doing

Your fortune: Bad Luck

CALL THE POLICE

Fuck off loser

oh shit #shotsfired

and how does that make you feel?

Like wolverine's retarded brother

His name is Sabretooth

I l*ve you

no no that's an insult used against me, you don't get to steal other people's roasts on me

[blushes internally]