Ylyl 3.0
>Diamond Edition
Ylyl 3.0
Michael Cruz
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Ryan Hernandez
Henry Adams
Parker Jones
>Actual turd story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of logs since middle school, when some bitch slidded on me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is log crazy, really wants to eat someone's shit
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and skid marks showing through his pants
>visibly defecating
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "she's gonna hate his logs"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated Andy Sixx
>she's worried that he secretly wants to get slidded by Andy again
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"his logs were neither dreamy nor creamy, and they did not produce steam"
>tryingtoholdbacklogs.jpg
>tell my father this
>poops uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Asher Howard
Dominic Peterson
Henry Turner
Jaxon Cruz
Tootly root play the skin flute
Camden Collins
Camden Torres
Tyler Perez
Jaxon Stewart
Is that your pic? Allerton park?
Joseph Gonzalez
Did I hear a gay sonic thread coming along? (also, the pic where he is fully tramped is better)
Julian Walker
Hudson Fisher
Robert Martinez
Elijah Russell
Kevin Rogers
Sebastian Morgan
Zachary Turner
Ryder Gonzalez
Isaac Wilson
Chase Bailey
Tyler Foster
Bentley Wright
Jacob Ward
I actually meant this one, but that's cool too
Ethan Long
The world must know
Christopher Clark
Xavier Bell
Luke Parker
Christian Morales
FEEEEEEEEEET
David Bell
Nice feet
Michael Brooks
Nice feet
Joseph Reed
Blake Gutierrez
Nice feet
Aaron Davis
Jeremiah Edwards
nice feet
Nathaniel Butler
I always knew there was a Hillary sextape
Andrew Morris
Isaac Myers
Nice feet!
Adrian Barnes
Robert Reyes
N I C E F E E T
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Kayden Gray
nice feet
Jackson Morris
Stop posting this shit you fucking loser your ruining my thread
Jace Reyes
Jonathan Wright
Fuck you, it's my thread now bitch.
Landon Brooks
Colton Gutierrez
David Campbell
Im reporting you to the mods
Lincoln Lewis
Jose Ward
Jaxson Adams
Jordan Martin
Go suck sonics hairy blue knob.
Nathan Cooper
Laughed, lost.
Blake Perry
Ayden Sullivan
I see people post about /pol/ often, but to bee honest I've been on Yea Forums so long I cant make sense of any other board besides this one an /s/
Luis Kelly
I don't feel shame that I jacked it to this
Lincoln Ward
Carson Sullivan
Isaac Scott
Wyatt Rogers
Tyler Sanchez
Jackson White
nice feet
Lincoln Bell
Kayden Sullivan
Colton James
nice feet
Jaxson Sanders
Are you hard yet?
Jaxon Martin
whats with you degenerates and your oddball fetishes?
Blake Cooper
Just like you like it
> forcefully up the butthole
Nathan Turner
Lost..
Charles Carter
>Hillary sextape
lost
Joshua Ward
Ian Cruz
nice feet
Xavier Jones
Hudson Wright
Can you for the love of god, write a different greentext? I see it almost everytime im in here.
Hudson Russell
Jaxson Brown
Ian Carter
Feeling like a new day but still have a blade inside the area. Wife problems are the most.
Sebastian Perez
Jordan Wilson
Ethan Foster
>degenerates
Answered your own question, mate
Jordan Scott
This thread is awful
Grayson Russell
Tyler Gomez
Caleb Rogers
Parker Cook
Buenos nachos niggers
Jason Cruz
Nice feet.
Justin Moore
But what about the irish?
Daniel Anderson
Lost, just why?
This thread mostly sucks btw.
Jose Evans
mmm lost
Levi Myers
Potato niggers are just a subcategory of nigger
Matthew Russell
This thread sucks
Brandon Morgan
Yea Forums fucking sucks now.
And not in the "I MISS OLD Yea Forums WAHH". It's not that I'm sick of Yea Forums; just that it's fucking cancer.
To start off, Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out, gay fagets.
Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick. That's GAY.
Trump/Hillary. There's a whole separate fuckin' board dedicated to your cancer. Newsflash: Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.
FB fap/Dubs get nudes/Rate my gf/What would you do/Pics you shouldn't share/Roll for nudes/Celeb, etc. They're all the same fuckin' thread. Literally turning Yea Forums into facebook+tumblr. Underage faggots fapping to pics of CLOTHED, AVERAGE WOMEN or BODY PARTS of AVERAGE WOMEN.
YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twittereddit9gag. Congrats.
Loli, shota, fluffy, fur: cancer of a cancer.
Porn threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling NAME SAUCE MOAR.
Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people/cats/dogs! You're pretty edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kiddin'. Fuck you.
3D/Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pics of cartoon characters or porn pics with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagoo!" Fucking sad.
BBC threads. Because Yea Forums can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.
Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14yo depressed kiddies. Go. Out. Side.
Race bait threads and Steam threads. Nuff said.
Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine digits ID! Fucking groundbreaking.
Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?
P.S. Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And SuzyKatBoxxiWTF aren't the "QUEEN" of Yea Forums.
Did I miss anything, fags?
Andrew Moore
That's too fucking funny. Get fucked Rat.
Luis Cook
>Did I miss anything, fags?
naw dawg you basically summed this garbage fire up elegantly and succinctly
Andrew Jones
Austin Hill
Is there a version of this without stupid fucking milk going everywhere? I am not a fan of lactation.
Juan Scott
MAKE THIS FUCKING HAPPEN
Alexander Garcia
Chase Hall
Christian Hughes
Do you see them on the list? Theres your answer
Sebastian Ross
Connor Brown
ffs I cant believe this is what made me lose...
Liam Gonzalez
Luke Wright
I have a feeling Shadman will draw something on Sonic.
Jack Perry
Grayson Rivera
At least we got fairies.
Isaac Ross
Hasn't he already done a couple shitty edits of trailer screenshots that aren't even 34?
Henry Edwards
Troll Tier: Ecological
David Miller
What the fuuuuuuck?
This is the most twisted honeypot I've seen on the site yet.
William Wilson
They come out at night. Reporting doesn't end it, and Discord doesn't seem to give a shit.
Joseph Perez
Fuck I havent seen that in years
Jayden Price
Caleb Ward
I'm legitimately curious as to how he kept it hard during the blowjob
Jaxon Kelly
This deserves to be copypasta.
I just hit a decade of this god forsaken site and I'd rather go back to the days of pudi (poodie?) than this mess.
Jaxson Fisher
>Be me, because I can't be anyone else
>Take shit and flush toilet
>Clogs
>Hold hands above toilet
>Force the raw energy of my existence to funnel the shit down in a spiral
>Flush completes
I am the Shitlord, the G Whizard, cower in fear and clutch your plungers tight when I fly through the night.
Easton Harris
Niggers are F tier man
Lucas Murphy
Kayden Johnson
>>GOLD
Matthew Fisher
The fuck did I lose to this
Zachary Smith
Haven’t heard of pudi in a while. Not the best of days but certainly good ones too.
Jace Walker
Nice feet
Logan Martin
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Chase Wood
im not the guy posting them. you must be new here. they wont do shit
Elijah Walker
But did you ever have a fear of God?
youtube.com
I fear God.
I fear God aaaaalllllll niiiiiiiight lonnnnng.
Josiah Reed
Stale blah blah blah
Dylan Hughes
lost
Adam Foster
that's the point newfag
Isaiah Edwards
Milhouse will never meme. Also, top zozzle or whatever is forced too, in b4 idgaf
Cooper Russell
James Richardson
>only pretending to be retarded
Yeah ok
Hudson Allen
Evan Gomez
Henry Gonzalez
my old friend what happend to moot. did he an hero
Jeremiah Cooper
Forgot the occasional log, ray pist and jewspiracy posters.
Easton Miller
Lucas Torres
Who gives a fuck about moot, he sold out.
Jayden Rivera
still don't get this newfag furry shit
Logan Lewis
I certainly fear him now
Wyatt Brown
Those bikes are made in Malaysia.
Mason Ramirez
Furries have infested this board since the earliest days, It may be fucked but you must be a newfag to not understand that.
Brandon Ward
Aaron Price
>>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go brown
FTFY
Christopher Reyes
These are beautifully crafted. Source?
Ian James
>hi I'm from /pol/ and before that reddit.
>I like repostig lame propaganda because I'm so into sucking trumps dick.
>the left can't meme.
>reposts unfunny degraded jpg that someone else made.
Whew.
My advice; leave America it's fucked whoever wins.
Adrian Gonzalez
Nice feet
Ryder Allen
Mason Cruz
Youre late bud
Christian Davis
Evan Cook
Lost
Evan Davis
Zachary Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez
Jayden Ward
>not like this
Im fucking dying
Landon Kelly
Some kid is gonna get chased by a foreign flip flop
Camden Gomez
Luke Brown
Well Micky has a point. Пpoлeтapии вceх cтpaн, coeдиняйтecь!
Landon Sullivan
Europeans are S tier? Sounds right.
Where are Amerifats, degenerate bastard European children should place slightly higher than niggers
Dominic Young
christ
Aaron Kelly
>slightly higher than niggers
Still better than niggers
Joshua Martin
>ass woopin time
Aaron Lee
Jaxson White
You seem upset
Michael James
He looks pretty pasty
Jayden Jenkins
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Benjamin Clark
I don't think this is an actual story, I think you're a sham, tryna pull a fast one on me! That's what I think!
Thomas Hughes
Levi Rodriguez
He sold this domain to some chinese guy for a few hundred thousand dollars because he wanted to distance himself from the dumpster fire he created.
Jackson Rogers
MOAR
Carson Ward
You forgot the critics of Yea Forums where would we be without you
Brayden Jackson
That brings up an interesting point, how much is this domain actually worth now?
Colton Mitchell
Moar?
Benjamin Wood
'bout tree fiddy
William Reed
Then up the stakes, for my bid is five.
Five Cacti
Zachary Walker
Still online you sad cunt? Hang yourself you fat American waste of oxygen.
Noah Sullivan
Nice feet.
Lincoln Price
Go consult
Adrian Bell
Fuck off fag, loli and feelsposting is Yea Forums heritage.
Isaac Powell
The left can’t meme
Christian Ortiz
I think he was only paid like $70k.
Not sure what it's worth now. Possibly less.
Grayson Rivera
FUCKEN LOST!
Aiden Gonzalez
I unironically like this boomer humour
Samuel Cruz
nice feet
Luis James
That.... has a 90% chance of being how a baby sleeps at ssome point during the night actually. they DO NOT lie in one place.
Eli Campbell
truth is spoken, and also saved. This needs to be spammed in every degenerate thread
Joshua Powell
All the links are purple.
Brandon Wood
Carson Rogers
John Hernandez
Juan Ortiz
Sebastian Cox
Gabriel Reyes
Oliver Parker
Daniel Barnes
Goodpost is goooooooood.
Grayson Nguyen
thanks mate
Liam Ward
what, no condom tits? I am disappoint
Gavin Miller
................................Holy shit.
I wish I was this intelligent in my youth.
Ryan Campbell
Kayden Sanders
Tried it and it was surprisingly satisfying. The self respect I lost for myself was made up for by the bouncy hentai-like clear tits in front of me
Jonathan Diaz
Grayson Flores
Alexander Anderson
How can I lose self respect if I never had any in the first place? Condom tits for me!
Landon Richardson
Is Yea Forums lagging for anyone else?
William Rivera
Kecky Becky.
Colton Richardson
diagnose your wifi connection for auto fix
Dominic Garcia
I wouldn't just post that like a retard without checking other websites first, random pages loaded instantly, Yea Forums was taking forever to update. I dunno man, sp00ky.
Ayden Wilson
dude. the fucking raypist cunt spams his utter shit for months now and mods dont do shit like the fags they are. just accept that this place is pure shit since hiroshimoot. im with you that cunts that spam threads with offtopic bullshit should get banned. there are better chans than this cancer infested shithole.
Jeremiah Green
I was so close.
Ian Mitchell
Sebastian Diaz
Carson Thomas
KYS
Xavier Lewis
Four-eyed cunt.
John Ross
Dat mental illness
Hunter Morgan
Backwards Hand for President 2020
William Wilson
You ever see a dead man.
Daniel Peterson
Ethan Adams
Easton Martin
Why are you still online you pathetic waste of sperm? It must be like 4am in America, drink bleach.
Christopher Thomas
KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY.
Aaron Jones
KYS
Jaxson Reyes
I am.
Grayson Jenkins
KYS
Yes i admit it, i am a pedophile
Chase Harris
Samefag
Jackson Cook
David Richardson
Yep he has
Jaxon Myers
I only posted Ray Pist once when I called you four eyes but I'm not the original poster.
Matthew Carter
I can't tell which of these are fake or not anymore
Luke Garcia
it is
Ian Rivera
Jason Flores
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\v3HXgkt
GO GO GO
-h7n
Juan Fisher
Samefag kys
Oliver Jones
I'm the same as who?
Christopher Powell
>Incel
I love how Reddit forced this to be much bigger of a thing than it ever was.
Austin Murphy
>Material science in the mind of a retard
I'm fucking stupified how many people dismiss problems with their German appliance because "it's German engineered, bro!"
Camden Carter
funny thing is germans aren't that retarded it's only people importing their shit that think it's magic
Chase Roberts
Fr real. That face is Pretty fuckin upsetting
Bentley Morris
nice feet
Julian Parker
Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he's been to jail for having sex with a homeless man, and for sticking his dick in a venus fly trap in a garden centre.
Henry Clark
That's a wooden flute.
Jonathan Powell
I remember that stoopid thread
Caleb Jones
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\v3HXgkt
GO GO GO
-bz
Cameron White
Jaxson Smith
Rat Jesus died for our sins.
Kayden Phillips
Fake and Gay
Nathan Davis
>Girl
Brody Ortiz
nice feet
Jayden Jones
Dominic Perez
>fag
Gabriel Ross
Robert Taylor
WTF!? I was just about to post that! That’s got be the sunken garden. The history of that place is interesting. Robert Allerton moved to Hawaii with his “adopted son” and built another home with gardens. Not as elaborate but it’s very nice.
There are tons of legends about it. In the early 20th century a circus train derailed in the area. Legend has it they never recovered the male lion and a servant was mauled on the grounds one day by something that kept from the woods.
The circus train part is documented I believe. The lion part I’m not sure. It’s in one of Troy Taylor’s books. Don’t know if you’ve ever heard of him or the Hainted Decatur series that sprun off to Haunted Central Illinois and what not.
Kayden Wright
Mason Reed
4 eyes.
Jackson Jackson
No they fucking don't.
Jose Wilson
>stillafag.exe
Sebastian Gomez
>Stillafoureyes.exe.
Christian Young
I'll punch that sign straight out of your hands.
Benjamin Bell
Still schizo
Ayden Gonzalez
>stillafaggyfag.dll
Alexander Robinson
P
Noah Morgan
Lost hard
Lucas Morgan
Inb4
>why doesn't knuckles knock sponge bob out
Better men have tried
Rip sanic
Aaron Cooper
egyptian feeet
Carter Lee
Jason Wilson
Never seen a black trans sex working woman
Jack White
Or just inject some kid and tell him to make that wish.
Liam Stewart
You haven't denied being a big four eyes.
Christopher Walker
nice feet
Carter Garcia
Worst thing I have ever lost to
Eli Nelson
that's because you can either be a tranny or a woman not both. not to mention muslims kill fags
Ian Smith
black - working...
Adrian Bennett
hearty white man laugh
Christian Campbell
>youhavenotdeniedbeingafagg.com
Luis Diaz
>medication.ini
Caleb Cox
I like girls.
Joshua Peterson
Liar
Joseph Peterson
Why is this funny?
>siren blows
It’s odd wording I guess.
Jaxon Miller
noice f8
Isaiah Sanders
sorry, sir, i do not speak nigger
Jacob Perez
REEEEEEEE fuck you
Wyatt Price
Luis Adams
u forgot "hey femanon here" threads
Joshua Long
Nigger.
You forgot to call yourself a nigger, faggot.
Camden Cook
Not legit unless that motherfucker is put on there alive
Justin Reed
Because it KINDA looks like a dick, hilarious.
Jayden Rodriguez
Actually you did... you literally
>Yea Forums is cancer....
As if it never was. Look dude not my fault Moot took the gov pill and the old fags failed to keep 9fag out of our site...instead chose to raid it and this is what we got in return. Nothing we can do now but watch all these Gay little subhumans cuck this page right to the end of it. oh well.... in the mean time go learn to code and build a better site that re lights the old ways.
Thomas King
Robert Myers
I could never put my finger on why I didnt like miss piggy. Ah, there it is.
Andrew Adams
She’s hot. Sauce?
Brandon Diaz
Cant believe i lost to this retarted shit.
Connor Reed
Ryder Wilson
Ayden Richardson
Hunter Hall
Ryan Ward
Jeremiah Mitchell
lost
Elijah Myers
That's good.
Noah Green
>4am in america
What are timezones?
Nathaniel Gray
The US has 11 time zones you fucking simpleton
Elijah Cruz
...aaaaand I have a new fetish
Daniel Morgan
He never set foot in school.