ITT: We are people in the twins towers during 9/11

time to go

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Hey Jim, did you watch the Yankees last night. Ha yeah, good ol Jeter. Beautiful weather we're having this morn... is that a plane? OH MY GOD. Jesus forgive me :(

I'd just go to the roof and wait until the tower collapsed. When it was about to hit the ground, I'd jump and I'd be fine. Anyone who died on 9/11 and wasn't hit by a plane was stupid lmao

Hey office-bros. So, weird thing, I'm pretty sure I saw the President in the basement wiring up a bunch of barrels last night. That guy is such a card. Bet he's got something really fun in store for us, today.

I knew people in WTC. Tower 2 took the truck bomb in '93 and they thought that was bad. Loved to tell the stories of smoke filling the elevator shaft and stairs and walking down 50+ floors.

They died horribly.

I sure hope a plane doesn't hit this building on this beautiful day, September 11th, 2001 lol.

I text my cousin Mia my final thoughts...”hit or miss...I bet they never miss...”

Why is there a plane outside?

Some dude say, "It's okay everyone! Remain calm and stay put!"

Me: "fuck that shit" *breaks legs while jumping down each flight of stairs*

Huh

receive a phone call from hijackers to take a picture of the plane when close enough to put up on the allahu snackbar

AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Pull It

jackie chan was supposed to show up today for a movie. he cancelled last minute. i hope he is okay. the view up here is amazing!

In my new office, drinking my coffe, comfy.

The building was designed to handle an airliner impact, and not even jet fuel can melt those steel beams.

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look at those people on the streets. we are superior to them because we work near the top floor of the twin towers.

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Ey, want a quick fuck before we burn or fall to our death? ;)

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DABS*

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Hey do you have the reports from last wee-

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That only works in an elevator. Idiot.

Me: So why do you think they had floors 93-99 blocked off Liberal?

Liberal: Good question, please don't tell me that this is another one of your conspiracies? The Government wouldnt......

>JetFuelMeltsSteelBeams.exe

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I mean we will be ok... because jet fuel can't melt steel beams, right?

Wow my wife is about to give birth to twins and i just got promoted after 10 years of hard work in this top level office! Such a great day!

and I hope they suffer even more in hell

Larry Silverstein: *calls in for Secretary*
Karen: Yes Mr Silverstein?
Larry: Hey Karen just so you know i just took out a brand new insurance policy for planes hitting the workplace.
Karen: Ah yes i did it last night like you asked
Larry: *Hangs Up*

Damn mom, I wanted to go to the statue of libe-

Lovely day today, Johnson!

iso: the service elevators

Well its take your kid to work day kiddo. Its either you stay with me at my desk on the 99th floor or you go in the daycare on floor 100

Sorry for being late to the meeting everyone! My chauffeur called in sick this morning. I almost didn’t make it to the office today but where there is will there is a way! Let’s get started. I don’t have all day.

>I'm sure glad I took a day off of my job at the Pentagon to come visit my mom at work. I just get a feeling that something bad is going to happen over there one of these days. Guess I might have just dodged a bullet today.

Its all good chad, take a seat we were just passing out dr pibb, any new logistic analytics? Also Levi took off today?? Unusual for him that guys a workhorse.

kek

you can dodge a bullet, but can you dodge a plane?

You know, it is 9/11

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So? Whats that supposed to mean, oh chad! Its your birthday isnt it?

Would parachuting from the top of the tower work?

Alright guys, I'm going to get breakfast before I clock in. See you in a bit.

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I mean, it worked for Tom Hanks.

>Going for a smoke break

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IS TODAY A JEWISH HOLIDAY? THE ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT IS EMPTY

>the truck bomb in '93
I have a piece of that rubble.

Wow, they actually promoted me to a Sr Account Ececutive! I even get to move from the 5th to the 97th floor! This is the best day ever.

It is a Muslim holiday thing, wait, are they Muslims?

No it is Muslims Celebrating today, and gathering in Mosques

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Those were Palestinian!

Well....Fuck.

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Oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck theres a bunch of rubble crushing me please help me oh god i cant breathe

why are none of our jewish coworkers here today?

Mossad agents.

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I'm actually an oldfag from the 63rd floor of the South Tower at Morgan Stanley. I wasn't there that day, I had left in late July, but I last visited in August. All of our employees survived and were accounted for. AMA

Fuck this shit, I'm out!

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What about all those papers, electronic documents and gold?

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Never seen this footage before.

No idea, I was a shitty financial adviser associate. The gold vault was deep in the basement. Under building 4 I believe

I really hope you guys are SPLC or ADL.

>from the 63rd floor of the South Tower
>I had left in late July
Lern 2 September

„Miss Gordon, I have an urgent appointment outside the city. Can you get me the next plane from New Jersey?“
„You get the ticket right on your desk!“

>Weird, Mr. Shekelberg is NEVER sick. Oh well! I hope he feels better.

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kek

>WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Based

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Fucking tired of seeing those engineers doing shit on the columns all week. Strangely they didn't show up today and left all their gear here...

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Sorry guys, I've gotta run. Something urgent came up with my Jewish friend.

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Hey do you smell thermite?

Hey Kevin Cosgrove! Can you run this file up to the top floor real quick?

Stop it Cynthia God isn't going to punish us with fire and brimstone for cheating on my wife how many other people in this building would die too?!
Thing about it!

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I need to file an incident report before I can evacuate.
I was never briefed about this in our risk assessment meeting.

>implying

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I'm praying

Top zozzle

And trip 6's speak the truth.

Holy shit is that a missil..............

I hated that event back then. I came home from school, ready to watch dragonball z and all the channel was showing was news about twin towers. Can't forget this trauma for the rest of my life.

Omg did you feel that?

Nope.

Yeah your right, it's probably nothing.

>Yosuf the charges are all in place and armed
>Allright Schlomo, lets get out of here before the planes arrive

Wasn't a 747

what the fuck, is that an airpl...

Was. Take off your alu hat brainlet.

Why did I laugh at this?

what would the difference in location make?