Suck on his log of feces This is his brown cream roll Suffocation No breathing Don't give a fuck if I suck his log, kneeling.
This is Andys cream roll.
Suck his log into pieces I've reached my last turd roll Suffocation, no dreaming Don't give a fuck if i suck his turd, creaming Do you even care if his turds bleeding? Would it be wrong?, would it be right? If I took his log tonight Chances are that I might Creamy tud burgers outta sight And I'm contemplating suicide
Maybe you wouldnt be so childish and bitter if you experienced one of his creamy logs sliding down your joyous throat first hand. Grow up you logless edgelord.
you can go ahead and ride the logless shill train straight to flavour-lesstown whilst i indulge on a pony ride with one seat consisiting of andys creamy goodness. Grow up child.
imagine the level of mental illness required to deny the fact NOBODY ELSE CARES as soon as you faggots get off Yea Forums, these pathetic threads disappear cry moar, faggots >oh, and don't forget to angrily tell me to grow up!
Wyatt Davis
misusing the term 'shilll' only makes you sound stupider
Bentley Rivera
Sorry im struggling to hear all this chitter chatter behind my streams of thick joyous logs, and not to mention wholesome ones too ill have you know.
why are you so desperate to LIE? i'm genuinely curious you do it all the time you LIE about attributing anger, are you so desperate for butthurt, and is it so very rare that only by LYING can you LIE to yourself that you achieved your goal? please, I must know!
and you still insist on LYING why? is it your mental illness? are you really that desperate to believe others are angry?
Brayden Russell
i sometimes wonder if the tunnel people experience during a near death experience is actually my metaphysical being, being manifested into a log of pure joy and travelling down the metaphysical tunnel that is andys throat?
The log is there whether you choose to throat it or not. Andy is all forgiving, and ever-knowing. Andy will always be with you whether you know he is or not...
think you need to grow up and get a reality check boys, being an anti-logger is dangerous and although you arent aware of the consequences of being a logless unmatured shilllord, your toxicity and faggotry can be spread. i urge you to re-consider your life choices and accept his joyous warmth, and his bright glow.
hello, i'm the britfag logposter. i am responsible for log content from 10am UTC till i get tired, maybe midnite you can identify me by my use of words like 'throte' among others. I go really daft around noon, when I will open up as many as 30 threads, this is because I know americans are awake and will join in the fun why do I do it? because I'm a 40-year old blue collar worker who is bored with his shitty life, and this is the only thing that makes me happy. that, and i'm a cuck, so I LOVE the abuse. >so don't forget to RAGE and tell me how badly you want me to die the only thing I fear is if nobody paid attention to me if nobody responded with rage, i'd probably KILL myself >though i'm more likely to create more ylyl threads thankfully, Yea Forums is full of easily triggered newbies, so that will never happen cheerio!
hello, i'm the britfag logposter. i am responsible for log content from 10am UTC till i get tired, maybe midnite you can identify me by my use of words like 'throte' among others. I go really daft around noon, when I will open up as many as 30 threads, this is because I know americans are awake and will join in the fun why do I do it? because I'm a 40-year old blue collar worker who is bored with his shitty life, and this is the only thing that makes me happy. that, and i'm a cuck, so I LOVE the abuse. >so don't forget to RAGE and tell me how badly you want me to die the only thing I fear is if nobody paid attention to me if nobody responded with rage, i'd probably KILL myself >though i'm more likely to create more ylyl threads thankfully, Yea Forums is full of easily triggered newbies, so that will never happen cheerio!
Liam Harris
I've only just arrived in this thread so your theory is incorrect.
why do you keep on LYING? do you actually believe anybody will believe your LIES?
Jose Kelly
why are you so mad fat murican boi, maybe a diet of his oneness's creamy logs of pure joy would stop you from chowing down on all that cream cake and soda.
>this desperate to LIE I guess it must be the mental illness that forces you to project your own frustrations, sorry about that kid but your LIES won't work
Dylan Diaz
i was born with a slight mental retardation of the cerebral cortex, but andys logs cured me. whats your excuse? why havent you not done the LOGical thing yet and accepted his warm loaf of bran?
>Actual turd story inbound: >be me >17 at the time >beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him >pathological fear of logs since middle school, when some bitch slidded on me >have a younger sister, 16 at this time >my sister is log crazy, really wants to eat someone's shit >>announces that she's "seeing someone" >father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard. >few days later, brings the dude home >tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and skid marks showing through his pants >visibly defecating >my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom" >discuss for a few minutes >they go out >dad tells me "she's gonna hate his logs" >sis comes home >announces it was "fun" >around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated Andy Sixx >she's worried that he secretly wants to get slidded by Andy again >about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother >"his logs were neither dreamy nor creamy, and they did not produce steam" >tryingtoholdbacklogs.jpg >tell my father this >poops uncontrollably >mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
looks like the logless shill lost again. another victory for logposters
Dylan Jones
OP seriously, i've had enough of this “log of shit” meme. Im actually one of Andy’s roadies.
Memes aside hes a good guy, very respectful, got invited to his house on 2014 new years eve when he saw me drinking alone on the sidewalk, he just told me to "put on something nice". Needless to say i had a good time, even for a Yea Forumstard, best food i've ever had and that booze selection my god dont even remind me of that.
However he is very sensitive about his shits, for some reason his shits smell obnoxiously bad, literally twenty four seven (could be the touring diet). One of his friends made a joke about it...and now we have this meme. Last saturday i saw him at the mart, tried to make idle talk with mr Biersack, but he sounded very sad, told me he had to hurry up. Now obviously he knows about this stupid meme and pretty sure people irl made fun of him (more than usual). We arent close friends but he is actually a good person, but also old and fragile both physically and mentally. Now i don’t want to (and can’t) stop logposting but think about it before making fun of him, would you like random people making fun of your sick grandma just because she gets shitter splats, taking it to a level where people scream things at her irl?...