New gf is into anal. Been wanting anal since first watching porn. So forever. Extatic when get to do it...

New gf is into anal. Been wanting anal since first watching porn. So forever. Extatic when get to do it. mfw when anal really isn't what I thought it was.

Your thoughts on anal?

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I got all my girlfriends into anal. One I played with her ass with my tongue till she was dripping wet and fucked her multiple times.

Do it only after pooping. Trust me on this.

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anal is cool, but a pussy feels better most the time, unless you're into the whole submissive power inequality of giving it to someone in the pooper. Now that's hot

Anal is the worst of the 3 holes.
Nothing will change my mind

I love it
So does my girl when she's in the mood for it. It's kinda either 100% or 0%
But I always like it. You have to do it right though. ie, lots of lube and ease your way in at first.
After that, it's smashville

If you can't handle some dookie, don't bother with anal.
You've got like a 65% chance of pulling out with some shitdick.
Full on shitting is a possibility, but it's never happened to me personally.

Meh, its tight only on entry levels, cant feel anything down the pipe. Not a fan, or my anal ex was defective.

It wasn’t, anal is just not that great

It feel kinda the same as a cunt just a little tighter. I mostly like it because it's kind of taboo. My girlfriend doesen't really like it but do it anyway. It's like a control thing. She moans and begs me to take it slow and it makes me feel more dominant

No you're right.
It's only actually tight at the entrance. That's kinda what I like about it though. Different strokes I guess

this is 100% it

in person i prefer vag but in porn i like anal because i know the chick isn't getting anything out of it

anal's fun for guys though, give it a shot some time

I had anal sex once and it was fucking shit. People who enjoy anal sex are fucking assholes.

Hewwo weddit ;)

dude you need to keep her. girls who are into anal are absolute keepers.

Never cared about it

tighter where the sphinct is, softer everywhere else. flip her on her back and play with the clit, her asshole will start rhythmically squeezing and it'll grab nice and tightly when she cums. good time to move if you use a vice grip when you jerk off.

I like it, but it takes lot of prep work to even pretend to be cleaner about it.

xddd

fuck

It can be good. She just has to try with a smaller dildo next time, if you haven't practiced by yourself.

Bleh can't stand the thought of sex w/ shit involved

i love cummin with a cock in my ass, and it makes the guy happy too :)

Anal is overrated unless you just have a kink for it.
Doesn't feel as good for either partner, increased chance of tearing, and you might end up with shit on your dick/bed/floor (yes even if you use an enema).
It's basically never worth it unless we're talking about two men together.

Anal takes prep work and indirectly (sometimes directly) involves feces.
Vaginal is clearly superior.

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The physical sensation of anal isn't that great. While a wet pussy eagerly swallows your hard cock, an anus is constantly trying to expel the foreign intrusion. It also lacks the texture the inside of a pussy has.
Then there's all the prep work cleaning, lubing up, and stretching her out. You can't be as spontaneous with anal as with vaginal.
The main attraction of it is the taboo. It's a turn-on getting a girl to submit to it. Also if a girl is anally inexperienced, it can be hot to see her struggle to take it.

Basically, the I experienced the exact opposite.
Too wet pussys feels like nothing

is the best, not only feels tighter and better. it also feels amazing to sodomize a woman. It's a kink

Some girls love anal and will cum from it. Highly recommend sticking a finger or two in her twat will you pound her asshole

poopdick, no thanks

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Personally it feels pretty great, nice and tight and yes it can get dirty sometimes but that doesn't bother me.

>Shit dick is imminent just don't be a bitch about it.
>Painal is dope when you watch the girl struggle
>Can always cum inside, my favorite selling point.

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One time I convinced a whoore to try anal with me after she complained the last guy just jammed it in no lube. But i think she was lying cus her butthole looked tight. So I put very little lube on my dick, put it in a little slowly, and then just start pounding as she whimpers. I cum and pull my dick out with bloody shit streaks and go wash off. Next time I see her, her asshole is all messed up with hemerhoids. I think there's a solid chance I brutalized a virgin asshole :)

I have so advice for you user. Shove a stick of butter up ass then fuck her butt.

Op here. I found it underwhelming. Thought it would be tight but wasnt. Prepwork takes fun away cus I dont wanna dryfuck painanalize her... Theres shit involved even after shitting...

Vag is better except in porn

My wife loves it--combined with some solid clit stimulation it gives her "mind-blowing orgasms." But I find it sort of.a hassle--she may have an especially tiny shitter or smth, but I cannot pound as hard and fast as I would prefer without causing too much pain. So we mostly give her a buttplug while I eat her out or fuck her vaginally.

>Protip: fucking someone who has a vibrating toy in her anus feels amazing. Vibrating pussy is the shit

>Other pro-tip--maybe I'm just lucky, but I have encountered shit zero times out of hundreds

Anal is great from time to time. Best part is taking out shitdick to cum in my gf mouth.

> Stick butter up my ass
> fuck her butt
> ????