Worst movie you have ever seen thread

A four hour movie called Witchcraft Through The Ages, total fucking boredom.

Also The Informant sucked complete ass.

well, which one?

All of the avengers. Thank god that shit is over. And starwars

Beat me to it.

Garbage

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Well you're not wrong, but it's still in the top 5 video game movies ever.

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>starwars
The original three were great, but I never understood why people worship that shit like it's the word of god

I thought it was okay.

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Man, Batman's suit had nipples. It couldn't be any gayer unless there was a zipper on the ass.

The Room

>mfw Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

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Nah. Tron Legacy has quite a few good things going for it, but it has a very weak script and the lead was miscast. I'm glad it was made just so we ended up with the Daft Punk score.

I didn't really notice that stuff when I saw the movie as a kid...

now that you mention this the movie sounds super gay

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This is one of those movies that is so bad it's fun to get drunk with your buds and laugh at it.

you guys not see this trash or something?

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Dude Disney is never going to stop making Avengers movies or star wars movies.

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Prometheus

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This fucking abortion. Saw it opening night with a chick and the theater was full of 30+ year old seacows all moaning anytime the shittiest chemistry "couple" to ever take a collective dump on the big screen did anything remotely lewd. I kid you not they were like hnnnggg moaning. Never before have I ever felt so cringingly awkward in my entire fucking life.

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Kek

I loved that :(

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can there be anything worse than this?

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Did I ask your opinion faggot?

I agree, he should of fucked that asian kid. Least he skull fucked someone to death.

Better than fantastic four

this movie was surprisingly underwhelming. went to see shazam also and that was much butter. the amount of CGI in aquaman is fucking obnoxious.

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3/10 bait

definitely give it a watch if you don't believe this is the worst movie ever made

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Bat nipples meant they could also put nipples on BATGIRL

I agree with user "There will be blood" was good. Maybe a little long winded but still a good movie.

How dare you. Robert is a beautiful and majestic creature.

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Bat girl had nipples too

The movie starred a psychic, car tire, on a killing spree. What's not to like?!

Isn't that Ronin from Stargate SG1?

i think its good

It's a movie about a bunch of superpowered people using sharks and shit to battle each other in an underground kingdom. Did you expect them to use something other than CGI?

White dragon ball. I win

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keeeeeeeek

Pic related sent me in to a downward spiral of depression and self hate that I have yet to recover.

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I had to watch this snorefest THREE FUCKING TIMES in highschool

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youtube.com/watch?v=VBX-1TmMoso

I know shitty horror movies are low hanging fruit,
but this one upset me. Either this or the Blair Witch remake

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This movie sucked dick. Started good then turned to shit.

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Kinda wanna see this. Is it even funny bad?

First time its not bad I guess. You gotta be prepared for the hours of talking though.

see

Agreed.
They tried real hard to fuck this one up.

Well, halfway through the movie it decides it's a vampire flick.

no i didnt. somehow even for a completely animated setting they managed to no pun intended drown out the entire movie in ridiculous particle effects. there was so much going on at any given time that it was almost impossible to absorb the scenery and characters and props and pay attention to the story at the same time. poor execution more than anything. but maybe my mind is too slow to catch everything on the first go.

Anything rob zombie made.
And cabin fever

I see your dragonball and raise you one of these

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Also loved it, although it was a bit slow at times.

I agree, I was just giving you a hard time. They just filled it to the brim with CGI, like you said. It was actually my only complaint with the film.

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this.

The Star Wars series. All of them are complete irredeemable shit not worth playing as background noise for a nursing home

SLAM

I spit on your Grave - Deja Vu

Pretty much any of these cept maybe postal

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An obvious answer, but holy fuck it didn't even feel like I was watching a movie.

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Nothing beats this one as worst movie ever.

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It was fucking stupid.

I liked Enter the Void so much that I sat through the whole painful thing hoping it would get better.

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Anyone?

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lol I keep forgetting that series exists

They'll keep cranking them out until everyone fucking loathes them. That makes me sad.

This shit was fucking hilarious, watched the entire thing through with my gf, it’s worth it for the keks user

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For me, I hated this movie. Honestly, I think Leo's performance in other movies was 100% better.

Is that one actually super bad? I've got it on my Netflix list, had it there for like over a year now but still haven't bothered to watch it lol

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Fary Cry? Wtf, idk if I've seen it and just forgot about it because its probably dogshit or if I've never heard of it because its just dogshit

Great movie, what didn't you like?

I REALLY hated antman and the wasp, it was the soyest ass most predictable amalgamation of the lamest Marvel and Disney plot points. Marvel movies are bad, but that one made me hate life enough to stop watching the films altogether.

This movie pretty much destroyed any legacy it could of ever had. Sorry for potato quality
youtube.com/watch?v=u2zT-hpbR1g

B A I T
A
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Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

Top 10 all time greatest movie soundtracks

Kys

No way dude, Dead Girl was awesome!!

I remember watching this like 10 years ag, maybe longer o when I was 11 or something, and I still remember it being a complete dogshit film

Overrated af, if I hadn't been told by enthusiastic counts that it was "teh best movie evur made" I would have enjoyed it a lot more.

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Meet The Blacks

Ugh 12 angry men is awful.

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I watched this. didn't find it amazing. What is the big deal with it?

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It's a good film, teachhers just made it a pain to watch it.

Better than Mad Max 3 and arguably 1.

My stupid ass went to see this stinking piece of shit!! This was before I even understood it was related to Scientology. Fuck I still hate myself for seeing it.

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t. Michael Bay

LOL

That's not an opinion, it's a fact. Why would you think it's over now?

Who date?

I wanna watch it and see just how shitty it is.

I wouldn't say it was bad, just so god damn boring. Casino is so much better, how to properly do a three hour italian mob epic.

Kings Speech

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Casino was a really good movie, but I'd say Goodfellas was a little better.

This looks like one of those 90s horror movies that's actually soft core porn

B__A__I__T

Don't go being retarded for no reason user

This was a riveting film. Watched it twice. Would watch again

A movie designed to bait academy awards and pretentious fuckwad praise, but few would admit that it was a tedious slog of a by the numbers biopic.

its just so painfully boring and predictable. Its one of those movies that inspire me to make my own movie because I feel like I could do at least as good of a job

You'd have to picture 9 year old me standing in line for hours to see this piece of shit. Jarjar was bad, anakin was bad, darth maul was wasted, and so was my entire day.

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Napoleon Dynamite. Too easy

TPM was dogshit, but I think AOTC and TLJ were even worse. Fuck any Star Wars movie that isn't in the OT though.

This was a terrible film. The real dude is a fucking creepy creep, and his little sexual fantasy dolls aren't art.

>thats the point

What color is dragon ball supposed to be?

How or why was AOTC bad?

Ever see a movie that made you feel like you got scammed?
This movie hands down, I felt like a moron after leaving the theater, didn't even beat my meat that night. Just went to bed upset.

youtube.com/watch?v=4F_jLtYFT6Y

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>this thread

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If you thing the godfather or there will be blood is anywhere near being considerate bad films you are a faggot or a nigger

Emoji movie fan?

how about movies i lasted for 15 minutes

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Open water. The most boring and uninteresting movie I have ever watched. A couple that float on the sea for some days (60 minutes movie time) to finally get eaten by sharks.

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Seriously? The acting and dialogue between An akin and Padme was autistic af, the pacing was sluggish, the cgi was overused, the plot point involving master sifo dias, a totally unseen character that we will never see, was unforgivable, and the best thing that could be said about it was "well, at least it doesn't star Jake lloyd." some aspects were cool, but overall, it's kind of a mess and makes me hate being a sw fan.

Felt the same way seeing one of the sequels. Might have been the second one? A completely substance free bland horror movie meant to give theater goers jump scare entertainment, and nothing else.

A movie that owns up to it's own absurdity puts it far above what you'd call shit. Not good cinema, just ridiculousness.

Gossip

Rented it about 20 years ago. I must have been about 2 or 3 minutes before the credits roll. 1 final plot twist and I just stopped the movie and hit rewind. I still have never seen the end.

I can watch the shittiest of movies to the end. I had to quit this one 20 minutes in. It looked like a bunch of people who were surrounded only by people who were afraid to tell them they had no talent and each other. Holy fuck this was bad

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Fucking love it.

Hayden Christenssen was even worse as Anakin than Jake Lloyd was tbh

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I got my favorite superheros sure, but they believe in the ideal heroic so much it makes for super bland and predictable characters. I find the extended Star Wars universe much more interesting.

Obviously

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Worse than Age of Ultron?

>replying to obvious b8

These are your own damn fault. Anyone should have known these were bad going into it.

I was ten when I wanted to watch this. Not because of the plot, but bc I heard there was a titty scene my friends kept talking about. First pair of tits I saw and prob my first boner. Shitty movie though.

you're right, that one's worse

>Giving an honest opinion on shit that's perpetuated in pop culture for no good reason

Calling it a waste of time would be a compliment

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House of the Dead

;_;7

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The fuck was I supposed to know Marweb was bad?
Although it really wasn't. It was just so retarded about it's message, and the real-life case is so different and unsatisfying, that you'd have to be crazy to say it was good, or even okay. Also that redhead's voice was annoying. Model shop owner = best girl

you know what, fuck you asshole

not even that bad

Groundhog day is right up there with the worst load of shit that I've paid to see. If I wasn't there with a girlfriend I would have walked out.
There've been a bunch like that for instance some Fellini artsy fartsy shit. Anything from that fucking bore Fellini is guaranteed to put me to sleep.

this movie was fuckin good you meat surfer

>Marweb
Meant creepy crossdresser jew manchild: the movie

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yes

You will say I'm trolling here... but I'm being really honest. As a long term comic book fan, I HATE the MCU :(

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The sequel is actually even worse.

How could you hate groundhog day? Original premise, okay execution. Not pretentious, but explores it's premise decently well.

she's a terrible actress and was even worse than usual in that steaming bucket of trash water

bait memes have made a comeback and I love them

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As a long term dorkfucker, I hate you.

I watched that shit high fucking comedy masterpiece

caught that on showtime beyond the other night. straight up dog shit

>implying they ever went away

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Almost cried it was so bad.

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It was a repetitive boring sack of shit. They could have gotten the point done in about 45 minutes in two iterations instead of it going on and on and on.

I liked these a lot.

trips of truth
the R3C0NF1GUR3D version is next level

The longer I stare at that poster, the worse and worse the cheap photoshop looks.

Only movie I've literally walked out of

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Its dogshit

Didn't even see it, but what did you expect from a Rogan movie.
>Typical joke
>"MY ASS"
>"I MEAN, YOUR ASS"
>"OUR....ASSES!"
>lol funny deliberation and confusion, so not overdone

>watching any movie that features seth rogan
you deserved it

it's a great movie

>not
>even
>close

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It's an excellent movie, but I guess anything will be painful if you're forced to watch it.

In the sense of actually being bad: >Plan 9 from Outer Space, 1998 Godzilla, Dragon Ball Evolution

Movie I wish I like but sucked

> Venom, new Star Wars movies, Suicide Squad, Alien vs Predator movies

Movies I didn't enjoy that others did

>Black Panther, Bird Box, or any movie that has this undertone to hating white males/ stupid agendas

When you're too retarded and need acronyms for shitty movie titles

Winner, gagnant

All y'all nigs should watch this crap.

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Also this anything do with Woody Allen, I never paid to see one of those and if on my own TV will change the channel so fast that it's not funny.

I don't watch movie trailers to not ruin the good ones, I go in blind to every movie I watch so no I couldn't have known

I would fuck a zombie.

This was bad

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I liked the soul of this movie. But it was trash.

>I'm glad it was made just so we ended up with the Daft Punk score
so much trips
so much truths

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The movie was made to explore a theoretical but impossible premise to all its logical conclusions. It was like hard sci-fi in that regard. I think you just didn't like that sort of movie 100% of the time, which I can hardly blame you for. If the concepts don't hook you, those movies permanently lose you.

Comedy central ruined the film for me playing it all day long every other weekday. It is like Christmas story, the movie is fine but holy shit i can't watch it again.

On the upside, you can pretty much immediately tell who's low IQ white trash based on who likes this Joker.

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I'm about to digitally kick your teeth in, I love that movie

Bullshit, it wasn't "exploring" anything except how boring a movie can be without people outright walking out on it.

i'll see your eragon
and raise you dragonheart

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Fucking agreed

Fuck you

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Jewish Academy of the SS (a.k.a. Death Camp II).

>Don't go being retarded for no reason
fuck me
funniest thing i've read in months

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Yup!

Watch dune by dave lynch, he did some of the special effects/cinematic effects.
It get's better if you see it through his lens, also john leguzamo is funny for once.

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why has no one mentioned this festering rectal prolapse?

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The fuck are you on about, it was exploring how someone would react if they had to live the same day over and over again. You're entitled to your opinion and all that, but stop being obtuse.

Jingle All The Way

They have, I'm pretty sure.

This unholy garbage.

In college, went to see this with some buddies of mine. We were expecting it to be hilariously awful but it was only mildly amusing awful.
>The only way out, is in!

Ewwwww!

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haven't seen that movie, was it really that bad?

kek stfu

That movie had potential.

Sabin is one bad mofo

My wife says it was trash, and she fucking hates how it's essentially written from a twilight spin off. Puke worthy unrealistic bullshit.

I'll never watch it except maybe out of extreme boredom or right before suicide

This steaming pile of ass.

A few of the originals were good and the 2003 version was okay, but this was just God Awful.

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I liked that one a lot. I went with a friend when I was a little kid and they were handing out translation sheets for the movie lingo. We'd both read the book first but it was a cool thing for the time, I wish I still had that sheet, it would be a collectors item these days.

he's not even good for 30 seconds to mars

What's obtuse about it? It seems as if you're a moron that can't take an opinion that differs from your own, are you a nigger or something?

What the first.

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Starring Hasselhoff

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Your excistence is a crime against humanity

I read that much later, a new version was made that cleaned up most of the film's problems and turned it into something actually watchable. Haven't seen it myself, though.

Stargate Atlantis you fucking plebian swine

Highlander was awesome. Sequels and tv-series are so Bad it hurts

No dude, don’t do it. Trust me. I still can’t look at myself in the mirror.

>I'm as blank as a fart
classic line from tp:fwwm

I honestly think this is the worst movie I've ever seen, as well. There was a scene where the Croc was killing some soldiers underwater and the camera was literally spinning in a circle upside-down and it was impossible to tell what was happening - what a piece of shit

Wait this is related to Scientology?
The movie had shit acting but I liked it anyway

TLJ is a factually well-made and well-directed movie with great fight scenes and writing and cinematography - it just has some pointless bloat like all of the casino planet and it does some ballsy stuff with the characters some people might not like

Honestly it's one of my more liked SW movies and I'm excited to see how Abrams retcons the shit out of it for 9

Nah bro, thats actually a legit well put together movie

yes, and I think you knew that before posting

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>LJ is a factually well-made and well-directed movie with great fight scenes and writing and cinematography
stop breathing

>it just has some pointless bloat
I fucking despise TLJ but I sort of agree. If they removed 30-45 minutes of the worst parts, it would be decent.

Wrong.
Full bat-ensemble, Robin and Batgirl.
Star power of Clooney and Arney.
Sexy Uma Thurman eco-fascism.

I'll give you it's cheesy, but bad?

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Nick cage is the worst. That annoying whisper sounding voice in every film. Its like hes playin the same guy in every movie. He fucked up my favorite marvel hero...it cudve been big man..it cudve been really good. smh

Underworld Blood Wars

This movie fucked the corpse of the franchise. They ignored established plot lines, killed off a central character in a fucking flashback, re-wrote the rules of the universe, and then turned the climax into the most ridiculous LOTR parody battle you've ever seen.

It looked terrible.
The story was retarded.
The actors phoned it in.
The ending was a middle-finger to anyone that enjoyed the previous movies.

Kate Beckinsale is hot as fuck but even she couldn't save this pile of shit.

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This movie was so retarded it enraged me for wasting my time on it up until I shut it off.

1st one was neat. This was absolute shit masquerading as an action movie.

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Ok, so. I’m not an asshole that goes around defending shit movies on the internet, and I haven’t seen it in YEARS.. but I am old enough to remember when this came out in theaters (I was born in ‘88) and people were like how could this movie possibly been made out of the Mario Bros. source material? And in that regard it is a straight up mindfuck. Nintendo was and still us all about a consistent family-friendly brand vibe and this movie comes out and it’s nowhere near on-brand. I’m not going to even try to describe how strange this is beyond saying if you haven’t seen it, then you need to. It is fucking bizarre.

I’m definitely including this in my top 10 so bad it’s good list.

youtu.be/nltvnKZnm7o

And my vote is pic related

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This festering pile of shit.

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Yeah when I was a kid I used to think he was cool in movies like Face Off. I first realized he was a shit actor as an early teenager watching Gone in 60 Seconds. That line where he goes "Let's riiiide!" and is supposed to be pumping everyone up was just so fucking shit and forced as fuck it dawned on me right then, oh, this guy sucks.

Best documentary ever

So sad that steve carell starred in that, he deserved better.

youtu.be/eExfV_xKaiM

What do you expect, amerifats making a shithouse Hollywood version of a european classic.

It wasn't bad tbh, not worse than any one of the movie everyone else is suggesting

>how could this movie possibly been made out of the Mario Bros. source material?
A few major problems

-the directors (a married couple) only had experience with directing commercials
-the actors showed up on set drunk
-the writers had planned to write a dark comedy action thriller
-the script had to be rewritten at the last minute to be more "funny" and "kid-friendly" but they didn't have to budget to redo any sets or costumes
-the Japanese reps from Nintendo did not want to be impolite by telling the filmmakers they were awful

>Bloodsport
This movie a national treasure. It's the pinnacle of the entire genre. That genre being cheesy Americanized kungfu schlock.

Seriously the dialogue is so bad it's good.
>BRICK NOT HIT BACK.

This movie was written and directed by Quentin Depieux. Not only did he direct it he did the music along with Gaspard Augé of justice. He goes by Mr. Oizo and makes some music I like, and he had a collab with skrillex - youtube.com/watch?v=0q-ThgIMckE

Just a wild guess

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When Juliette Lewis said 'can you eat my pussy for me, please?' HNNNNNNNNNNNG

A tasteless asshole. Nice.

This movie you either love or you hate it, I don't like it compared to the other mad max movies but I don't think it was a shit tier movie

fy, rubber is kino
>is he black?

I wasn't even interested in seeing this dogshit. Demanded my date to blow me as compensation

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Most of the time watching a trailer spoils a lot of the movie so I just don't watch the trailer anymore. Going in blind has been a lot more rewarding

The first Harry Potter. Good god every one of them is so fucking boring.

Down Sizing starring Matt Damon
Trailers made it seem like a comedy but it just turned into a serious dark toned movie

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>seem like a comedy but it just turned into a serious dark toned movie
Sounds like an improvement.
People that like comedies are slack jawed morons and potheads.

Now that I’ve gotten older and worked on a few movies, I understand why the Super Mario Bros movie turned out the way it did, but it’s still fucking strange considering that Nintendo allowed it to happen. I could’ve probably guessed some of those reasons you mentioned (inexperienced director(s), Dennis Hopper, lack of oversight) but this is like the sloppiest thing Nintendo has ever done to reach a wide audience.

And Bloodsport gets my vote for so bad it’s good btw. Frank Dux is an, ahem, interesting dude as well. He’s worth a google.

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Yvonne of the Yukon-esque name

not a movie

try harder

Hunger games

You're the type of dude who watches the transformers movies huh

This looked like it had potential

Original 2 the third was trash, awful scenes on tatouin followed by awful ewok finishes with big battle that's not awful but it's not good either

This movie has more heart in it than most of what Hollywood shits out

Nice! I actually picked up a copy recently!

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i kinda like prince of persia :(

This one is epic user

I realize it's a bad movie, but I fucking love it to death.

Freddy Got Fingered

I paid actual money to watch a beastiality porno. Was a huge Tom Green fan until that abortion, never heard from him again after that.

no one?

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When are we gonna get an Offspring biopic with Jake Busey as Dexter Holland?

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Yep!!!!!

Remember when b trolled Tom Green's live internet show after he was a failure and trying to make his name back streaming online? Oh man that was hilarious and sad. "Can you handle his girth?"

You get what you deserve watching anything with Seth Rogen. His influence is so bad he ruined Kevin Smith forever.

Actually pretty good at least compared to eragon

This movie was just made by Yea Forums for Yea Forums and nobody ever enjoy it.

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The playstation videogame had a better cast and cut scenes. Even still it was a forgettable game.

>that thumb

wtf dude

It's a lot better when you realize he was given money by a studio to shit on them and movies in general.

last airbender

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Man, I thought this movie was pretty good.

I can't be the only one

It was far and away the worst, even including the sjw disney failures. No character development, awful dialogue, cgi overload, ruin beloved characters and backstory, worst romance in cinema history, utterly drawn out and irrelevant scenes (especially that faggy robot factory scene).

At least episode one is a film with a plot that brings in some characters. Its really shitty, but the second one was entirely useless and bad.

Oof, you gave me cancer

Absolutely painful to sit through. I'm not just hating on Adam Sandler here either. He's no comic genius but at least most of his movies are entertaining on some level. Going Overboard is not. It's just painful to watch.

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STFU you uneducated swine ! This movie started as a good crime / thriller and takes you on a wild ride. There is a lot of great scenes like. 1.we have all kinds of pussy bit. Salma Hayek snake dance (Tarantino wrote that because he has a major foot fetish that most of the cast was aware.)Sex Machine and his gun. The Asian kid dies where normally kids survive. When the band changes to vampires their instruments change. So the guitar player hold a torso with a arm up his ass

>getting baited by an old meme image

Im suddenly craving sushi, for whatever reason.

>Bird Box, or any movie that has this undertone to hating white males/ stupid agendas
Holy shit I was starting to think I was crazy, no one else believes me when I say it but Bird Box is absolutely overflowing with anti white male nonsense

Rocky Horror Picture Show.

It’s on Netflix now. I hear it’s actually the worst in a bad way. Can’t bring myself to watch it.

youtu.be/32ydXRcnc1c

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No. It’s a shit movie and even worse for wasting money.

Dennis Hopper usually made movies somewhat watchable, if only to see his crazy ass.

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it’s hilarious except for the iGirl but that’s beca Richard geere is a faggot

I demanded and got a refund from the theater I saw this at. Everyone else that saw the showing did as well.

This should have ended his career back then.

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What’s wrong with his face here?

I meant he was stoned 90% of the time on set.

I thought it was a doco about surviving in australia.

A bunch of random segments ,of the most stupid attempt at comedy. Like there was a scene where 2 people go to the restaurant for a date and the guy has actual balls on his chin. Nobody seams to notice but the women. There is no punchline no payoff just a free a while she states that he has balls on his chin. Scene Ends. The part with Chloe M. Is ok but overall the rumor is that some of the well know actors did a favor to the director and he used that actors name to get more actors but ultimately it has no direction. The best way to describe it is if sb took random sketches from family guy. The ones that didn't make it to the show. And instead of using animation used A,B celebrities.

I think this beats everything on here

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