ASK A GIRL ANYTHING (NOT POSTING TITS)

ASK A GIRL ANYTHING (NOT POSTING TITS)

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BUMP

Post tits or gtfo

Can you post tits?

why are you a girl

tits or fuck off bitch

youre cute for someone on this site. that makes 2 of us. what state do you live in?

I don't fucking know

Can I lick your asshole?

any tips for a closet sissy guy on how to suck dick well?

are u a support player in league of legends or overwatch

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How about a little booty :)

How stinky does your ass get at the end of the day?

what do your tits look like

If you don't have school tomorrow, then go back, learn a trade and get a fuckin' job.

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Why would you post something like this on this site?

Are you gay?

Why dont people see me as a person?

Any tips on how to get a hookup with a girl?

Tits or gtfo

tits or gtfo

until then, sage your dumb ass

Because this is Yea Forums you retard.
Now post tits or gtfo

How often do you masturbate on average?

And how often do you have sex with a partner?

New York (lived in singapore)

Sage

You seem boring af

Sage goes in all fields. Fuck off.

>Attention
>Desperate
>Self loathing
>Low self-esteem
Take your pick

They do. Being seen as a “person” does not get you any mileage.

Hi! Few things to start off with =]

1. yes I am talking to you cause you're a female channer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!

2. I'm Brian.

3. Don't be intimidated but, I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen. =D

After years of struggling I’ve come to terms with having a diaper fetish. I don’t do any ageplay or baby stuff, I just like to wear a diaper and shirt (no pants) while I cook or do chores or whatever. Sometimes I “wet” them but usually I can just wear one then change out of it clean when I’m gonna go out or whatever.

This fetish is obviously really embarrassing and I worry that if I ever get a genuine gf that lasts more than a few months and we fall in love that she’ll leave me hen I reveal this side of myself to her. So my question is how would you react if your boyfriend of a few months came out with this kind of secret? Would something like this kill the attraction in a relationship for you?

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Tits or GTFO

>Not posting tits
that's the only reason any woman is on here

You're asking the wrong person (bi)
I don't know
I have a fucking job
why not
Who isn't?
I don't know, buddy. Sorry.

Can we at least see your boob size

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I lived on long island for 10 years 9 years ago. One piece of advice for you. Leave.

What are you hobbies outside of Yea Forums?

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Your handwriting is shit. We're not so different, you and I.

can confirm, currently live on Long Island, shitty place

>You're asking the wrong person (bi)
o-oh ok ;_;
cant be worse than connecticut. we're basically just a road inbetween mass and nyc

If a girl sent me a pussy pic I'd be happy, so why are girls not happy when they receive dick pics?

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are you into the BBC????

Sounds like you've got them all already.
I would never live in Long Island.

>not posting tits
lurk moar you fucking nigger

My ex of over a year now posts photos of her kissing her new boyfriend all the time on Instagram. She says he’s the best boyfriend ever and deep down I know he’s better than me. How can I get over her? I wanted to marry her but she chose moving away for a job over me and a family life :( how do I regain confidence in myself or feel that I’m attractive enough for women again?

asking the deep questions

Your dick likely looks like a mushroom with mozzarella cheese layering the undercarriage.

I bet you have ugly nipples.

It used to be a nice place to live.. I grew up as a kid and knew it as home. Its not home anymore. New York is TOO liberal for my liking but if your into that then do you.

Do women really have it better than men in the masturbating category?

Anyone not seeing this and immediately posting "tits or gtfo", you are what's wrong with this site.

Tits or gtfo

Bump

When seeking legitimate human connection on a site about socializing is considered wrong. Sounds like you were beat as a kid or something.

someones a little salty a cute girl is getting attention on /b kek pathetic..

^dis

checked mate

Why would you possibly think that anyone gave a fuck about what you had to say?

Then fuck off.

Duckface please

fuck you, and fuck everyone in this thread, no tits, gtfo

TITS OR GTFO!

tell me how you need a daddy desperately

how long can you hold your breath? can you do it for the same duration while under water?

Someone told me you were posting tits or gtfo?

What are you doing on Yea Forums?

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>samefagging this hard

Good, now get two more jobs, bizzatch.

Post your pussy or get btfo

Agree fuck off

I support samefag

Where and how can you get one night stands with girls? What signals should you look for? I just want to have a bit of fun, but they always seem to want more. I guess I'm looking in places I shouldn't be?

Could a guy who is willing to give you oral, manual, toy-play, anything and everything you could ever want that doesn't involve a big dick, would you even consider dating him?

In other words, if a guy's dick isn't big enough, should he just kill himself or what?

do you have a instagram? you can add me if you want @ryemik

>This much damage control

>OP posts no tits
>Everyone ignores trips
Whatever.

How many guys thought love was like a video game and thought they could fill a 'love' meter in order to get you to like them, and then walked away butthurt when you just weren't into them, and then they blamed you for 'friend zoning' them? I have enough single dude friends to see a trend going on here.

lurk moar you stupid newfag niggerfaggot

good question

tits or gtfo
i hate niggers
bottom text

>How many guys thought love was like a video game and thought they could fill a 'love' meter in order to get you to like them, and then walked away butthurt when you just weren't into them
this is a really good way to explain the whole "nice guy" thing

Tits or gtfo

tits or gtfo
all niggers are gay
fags belong in concentration camps
whorenigger faggot cunt
bottom text

Fuck repeating digits and fuck anyone that thinks they actually mean something.

Why are you on Yea Forums? Also, can we get a pic with a spoon?

lurk more newfag

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>why not
fuck you because you know why. I personally don't give two shits if you post here or not but we all know that answer is complete fucking bullshit

this is now a gang weed thread because OP is a stupid whore and won't post tits

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Have you considered if you post tits you might actually get a few interesting conversations out of it ? Known to happen here now and then.

If you won't post your tits how about your hairy stinky asshole? I love assholes

Could you post a pic of your asshole? Up close? Good lighting?

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She’s gone :(

Why won't you post tits? You're not above the rules

wait but i dont believe youre a girl

lmfao OP is actually a fucking faggot
what a fucking loser

Yes, love gang weed.

Imagine be this retarded

does scum gang count?

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Aren't you in your 40s already?

>ASK A GIRL ANYTHING (NOT POSTING TITS
why don't you understand the rules?

Being a girl doesnt make you interesting on here. Just be the single gender that we all assume to be. That being said, why test the water with a portion of your face?, show the whole face.

Fucking skank

>2013
>Lived in house with two roommates
>Had attractive lady friend who liked hanging out at our house because a 3:1 guy to girl ratio means she's the center of attention
>She was also a genuinely cool person who was openly bi
>Roommate tries to get virgin roommate laid by her
>She rejects him
>He scoffs her off as 'friend zoning' him
>Same thing happens to other roommate with same result
>Me, not trying and just being a genuine friend, end up getting a bj from her one night because we were both horny at the time, and she asked to sleep in my bed that night
>eventually we all went our separate ways
That question is on behalf of my lady friend.

yes
thank you, have a picture of /ourguy/ smoking some of our eye opening gang weed

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i know you live in toronto
how much would it cost for you to fuck a rando on Yea Forums?

Do most girls you know prefer white or black guys?

we live in a society

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bottom text, brother

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Hey spider man you mind tearing down this thread?
Thanks cutie

>filename
kek

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? what

This. Born and raised in NY, hate it here.

didn't you die of a brain tumor?

I think that whore faggot OP finally left, excellent shitposting lads

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Show feet

>Imagine be this retarded
...

>tfw no gangweed gf

I know that feel

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>not posting tits
Gtfo

WHY D FUCK MY PP ITCH

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>still think it's a good idea
Yes

zozlel

>join thread
>view picture catalog
>hide thread

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TITS or GTFO how are you not getting this?

Homo

agreed

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>Timestamp said within the 10-11pm time range
>That was about an hour ago
Most likely she went to bed. Shitpost, and onto the next thread, bois.

I hide everything in the catalogue desu. Helps to see what new shit is being made, and I can tell you alot of threads are bots or people hired to wage psychological warefare on Yea Forumss userbase. Many are straight up copy and paste.

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>Observing the Yea Forums meta
Good to hear people like you are out there. Part of breaking the illusion is by observing it.

The fact that this thread exists after almost an hour makes me sad.

found the ugly duckling kek
you must be liberal..

You look like that girl who always writes sex articles for vice.

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he got dubs of truth user
>confirmed ugly

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>girl
>doesn't post tits

get the fuck out roastie

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Yeah I actively observe a few boards and their threads. It's disturbing some of the images that get reposted 100's if not thousands of times and people still ask for sauce (happens all the time in the cringey social media threads).

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>confirmed liberal
you forgot that part..

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Imagine Ultra instinct shaggy on gangweed

I havent done much observing but had often thought about it. I know I'm not on Yea Forums every day, sometimes i'll go days in between, so I imagine anyone who pops on once a week sees an image posted a million times and asks for sauce will seem bizzare to someone whos on every day. The best way to distribute is to distribute frequently in this case, which makes sense for getting people talking about the same thing.
Or yeah, just spamming in general.

I think OP left, excellent
GANG WEEDERS RISE UP
BOTTOM TEXT

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But it's the same images months if not years on end

BOTTOM TEXT

based and gangweedpilled

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It applies to everything from memes to fap material. Nothing is close to original.

Tits or gtfo faggot

I believe that level of spam. The guild wars 2 general on /vg/ has a spambot monitoring the board to spam every single general to death. Its the only game I play anymore because I've put the most time (and money, fucking microtransactions) out of it. I cant find any fun in any new games or movies anymore, so I'm stuck with the one left I have invested heavily in. I just wanna talk and bullshit about the game.

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How many times a day should i go down on my wife. usually i only do it twice but i own my own company so i could come home for lunch and make it there per day.

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Either salty OP or salty white knight

tits or GTFO

>Marry

What an idiot

Get the fuck out.
You are the reason this site went to shit. You should feel bad.

tits or gtfo

>not knowing "TITS or GTFO"
>calling other people newfags

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Post as or vegana

whats your dad like?

I think OP may be some kind of faggot and has harry man tits.

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Look another "I'm a woman so I deserve all of your attention because of what's between my legs" thread. How about you make a thread that's interesting instead op?

not gonna ask you to post tits. im telling you to post tits bitch.

nigger, this sit was always like this you stupid newfag whore
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
okay kid

misread post, it's like midnight

Gtfo or tits

Ever wonder what it'd be like if you grew a dick? If you did, would you fuck other girls with it, or just fuck your man with it? Pic related, of course.

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Fuck you morons are stupid

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How much for a "date"?

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