ITT: we work at a grocery store

i vomited on floor 3 also i don't work at this store im just here to buy some alcohol and a pizza

>Can I go home?

Clocking out, the pinnacle of capitalism

I found expired Kraft mayo on the shelf....Plot twist, it's expired on all supermarket shelves.

>boss texts you one hour beforehand that your shift starts 3 hours earlier and you gotta get there in an hour
>you're at school and you still gotta eat dinner
>boss texts you that he's disappointed in you

The pallet of dairy was left out of the cooler all night. Claim it out? No just put it in the cooler now, no one will know.

Sorry user, I gotta merchandise the store before that prick sales guy makes the order

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Sir, we are aware of this issue and we're just saying fuck it. Buy it or don't buy it, see if I fucking care.

user I need you to walk the aisles and do facings. Also we have some stuff that needs restocking.

Text boss back and remind him I did not give permission to be harassed via texts. Remind him that I've been a union rep for 25 years. Remind him that if he continues to harass me by threatening me after my shift ends or before my next one starts, I will file a grievance. TFW I got four bosses fired for exactly this.

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user, someone complained about you. We don't know who, or why, or when, but we found this customer satisfaction survey with "user is a cunt" written on it jammed in a card reader so we're using it to give you a warning and dock your hours. Fuck you.

Weathered but not perished, I like that.

>You're over 25 and work at a grocery store

Funny thing is I hear that a lot. Some cunt managers and supervisors will do this stunt to get at you. All you have to do is question them on it and make them squirm then basically blow them off. They are too cowardly to confront you on it afterwards because you don't care.

*flirts with cougars*

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"Where is the mayo?"
"aisle 3"
"and the pasta?"
"aisle 3"
"and the-"
"ma'am, i work for 8.75 an hour, fuck off"
"WHAT? where your manager?"
"ma,am im gonna havta ask you to leave."
"WHY?"
"ive worked here 6 months, have heard shit pop music 8 hours a day, and have a loaded Magnum on me"

>literally totally exactly precisely this

>be me
>work in retard-mart
>all my colleagues are incel Yea Forums types
>f*male enters the store
>we close early

user, cleanup in aisle 9

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>Urinates in the ice machines again

God I hate that.
>Customer walks in, doesn't bother to look around
>Asks you where this is
>Asks you where that is
>Asks you why this isn't in stock
>Tell them its out and has been for a week
>They tell you to go check the back room
>You tell them you have been out for a week again
>They get mad and ask you WHEN is it coming in
>You tell them that it is up to the manufacturer when you get more
>Tell them to call the manufacturer if they want more
>They tell you why they don't understand how you can be out
>Tell them that there is no such thing as infinte product and that companies have to allocate what gets made and who gets that product based off of price and competition
>Customer stares blankly at you, their silence is an indication of their subpar public education

>be me wage cuck
>work in retail store
>woman customer asks me where she can find the chips
>beat that stupid bitch to a pulp

thanks, should it have been a greentext?

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Oy! Fetch some fucking deenz for aisle 4! Imma have a quick smoke break

>Can you check in the back and see if you guys have anymore Red Delicious apples?

Excuse me, where can I find the soy milk? And where do you keep your extra large condoms?

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It was perfect as it was
Hit the nail on the head

Sorry we only have regular size here, does a girth of 8cm fit you?

>Work at retail superstore
>Work in TVs
>Woman comes up to our register with a cart of clothes
>Clothes are discount tagged everywhere and some are missing tags
>She asks if she can be checked out here
>Tell her I'm not sure due to how clothes are priced and that I am not sure how the discounts are going to work for clothes because you know... I'm in TVs
>She asks what do I mean?
>Tell her, this is the TV section
>Doesn't get it
>T... Vs... [Points to the thirty 75" OLEDs on the wall]
>I can't check out here?
>Not if you want the full discounts, I suggest you go to clothing and allow them to help you
>I don't understand why you can't help me, just ring them up
>Okay... *BEEP*... shitty shirt for $100
>Wait, what about my clearance discount?
>I don't know about clothing discounts, because this is the TV section of the store
My life

What the fuck Andy? You specifically knew that was YOUR fucking job! Goddamit, will you stop blaming your fucking bullshit on every body else. Keep this shit up and I'm warning you.

Every fucking vendor is dumb as shit, can’t keep their shelves full even with some delivering everyday, but...

“Hey user mananger, can I get another 2 racks in the store?”

“...are you gonna keep it fucking full or will I just end up pulling from the floor after a week”

>always late
>always leave early
>spend most of work shifts measuring cucumbers
>abuse store announcement intercom
>steal more than we sell
>constantly bypass internet filter "for research purposes"
>are very rude to customers
>constantly smell like urine
>are only helpful to underage customers while still be extremely rude to their parents
>make all black employees work the lawn and garden section, and household appliance section
>store mascot has smug anime face

Wow, I said XL, not XXXL

Meh. I was Union too at a grocery store. I made 21 an hour. Had full dental, like FULL. Medical, free orthotics, 7 weeks paid vacation, 2 paid sick days per month, premiumm 2 additional dollars per hour on the rare occasion I worked weekends, shift preference because of seniority, a 15 percent discount, cake a few times a month for 60 staff birthdays, paid breaks and lunch.

Moral of the story, Union work is good. Even in a crappy grocery store.

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Okay sorry to have to ask this but what the fuck is Union work

working as part of a union.

oh, this is bad

Good feels

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Basically it’s hard as fuck to fire idiot workers.

The union “protects” their jobs and there’s a bargaining agreement between the company and union every few years about benefits, vacation, how to schedule employees.

Unions make sense in the trades like plumbers and electricians. However, I don’t understand why they still exist in a grocery store. Most dangerous job is maybe meat cutter working with knives or kitchen workers and ovens.

Like a serious question? I'll answer seriously.

It's a collective bargaining unit of and by the employees in partnership with an outside body (the union) they represent employees rights and concerns.

They make sure you make a fair wage, are given Respect and aren't terminated for questionable reasons. They can be a nuisance for employers but are usually ok. Each employee is given a contract with their rights and also their responsibilities. That last post is mine. For all that I paid 27 dollars per payday to be a member. Worth it.

I was always told to be nice to rude customers. Turns out rude customers are also stupid customers. I found out that if you laugh at rude customers it straightens them up. The manager doesn't know how to handle a funny situation and it gets better when everybody else is laughing.

They exist in grocery stores because when employees are treated poorly long enough they form a union. I've worked in other grocery stores with decent pay and fair management where the workers really had no interest in Unionizing.

working conditions as noted above. Meaning, hey work six days in a row, then no work for ten days, then, you get the picture. Unless they have to by contract of competition, your employer is not going to give you health care because they thinks it's cool - trust me on that. Holidays? Overtime? Vacations? all because of Unions - at least in the US

*cover with package of flour tortillas and walk away*

Imagine being me
>work at outdoor superstore
>we sell tents, chairs, airbeds, shoes, etc
>i do the stocking/logistics so I don't know shit about any of the products
>every day I get at least 20 people askint me a really long, specific question about some fucking oil lamp or gas burner set that I have absolutely no fucking clue about
>always reply with "my colleagues in blue shirts can help you with that, since they are the specialists of this product"
>about half of them are fine with it, the rest either shakes their head, laughs sarcastically or just gets straight up angry
I don't even care anymore, I look for another job every day because I won't wander around a store with a car full of concrete parasol footers weighing 15KG each for the rest of my life, thank you

I'm in Canada. Unions fought for all that here too. Vacation, maternity, minimum wage, child labor laws.

Yes, sometimes a crap worker floats by for a year or two but you mainly see long term employees who have a great work ethic.

Thank you anons, very cool
That certainly doesnt exist here in my country lol

guys i think i shat on the refrigerator again. sorry im new here

And I remember seeing the corporate office that owned our grocery store, they would have other businesses that weren't Union and their employees were treated like shit.

They'd act like our Union was the problem while their other employees at non Union locations got fired for things like asking for vacation, maternity, overtime. It's nonsense.

>we're gonna need a cleanup crew in isle 4.

In some countries Union organizers get murdered. No joke. Look up Coca-Cola Union killings. It's nuts

Ah, I see. May i recommend a place that favors the lesser endowed? I am really sorry for any inconvenience, sir, may I present this cliffbar as a gift for you?

I enjoy some the employees at my store losing their minds over the robots that scan the shelves to check for out of stocks.

You can spot the lazy ones (that still won’t lose their job because union) but they just bitch and bitch on our union FB page. Complain that our company sucks, yet they don’t realize how easy they have it. Stocking shelves and getting free health care.

I never bothered with our union, they are useless and already found a new job. I only worked in retail for 2 years and made it to assistant manager. I never want to do this again except if I had to do the warehouse or be a truck driver, those guys were awesome.

Keep on sucking that corporate dick, user, I will still be the one who has surpassed you twice when it comes to promotion.

Who else tells the fuckass customer we don’t have something, then when they ask if there’s any in the back, you just go back and check your phone then go tell them piss off, I mean no.

Er, what country are you in, exactly?

I worked at a grocery store in hs / college and had better work ethic than some (not saying all) of the people that jerked off to the union. I get that it protects employees, etc, but can’t deny it also creates lazy employees that know they will get a raise every 6 months if they work hard or do shit.

Go ahead and pass me up at the old Kroger, I’m already out of the retail world thank god.

I used to do that, I found it better to go to the break room or just to spin the lie that another customer has already asked the same question. We have added bonus of being really close to a sister location so the customer tells us to call them and see if they have it, I tell the customer that that store is also on our supply chain and if we don't have they won't have it. Sure enough when I call, sister location doesn't have it either. I love watching that smug face of theirs wash away after I told them multiple times.

My retail store allows for commission pay in certain areas like appliances, lawn care, and electronics. We have dumbass employees who are lazy and don't like to work so I tell them that I will cover their register so they can go skate off. I take their commissions away from them because they don't want to work. I make 3 times as much in commission than I usually do because the retards don't feel like working.

Manager here, used to be an hour team member so I understand the pain.

My team loves it when they call me to help when a customer wants to ask the same question to a manager, and I give them the same answer as them.

Cause yea, asking me is gonna make the product magically appear in the back room.

I know you're lying to me, everything is in the backroom. I want *your* manager now.

FUCK YOU GOT ME

Dude you know we all rotate the dairy. It must be the night stockers... fucking kids

Well, how about you? You should be proud. No. Really. I’m not kidding

Reminds me of me and my coworker Ricky

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ahem. I believe you mean "guest"

Fuck I can’t eben post a picture.

Demoted to the short bus to be a bagger again I guess.

Basically. They think we sell everything too. We tell them; If its not on the floor, then we don't sell it.

>loaded Magnum
Like a used condom?

I found the problem with things like that is that the store and company will NOT take care of those robots at all. They are going to let those things run into the ground then ask you why you can't build better ones or send a tech out faster. The proof is in how they treat other things like forklifts and elevators. We had cashiers learn how to become forklift repairmen because corporate won't fix their machines.

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Took until the one power jack smelled of smoke before they even considered putting it in for service. Cheap fuckers.

>click
>taptap
>WHEEEEeeen
>"aislefoursasalehoncripsaleoncrip"
>"CLEANUPtwoaislesumsfelhonspot"
>kashnk

>Report of missing customers
>Report of meat counter always in stock
>Havent ordered anything in 4 months
Good times.

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I'll leave faggot. I don't want to work at your shit store anyway. It's not my fault the dumb bitches little fuck buddy got sick and I'm not willing to help her sorry ass. Have a good day mother fucker!!

i am an assistant store manager at giant. marty's don't do shit. functionally a mascot

Tyrone:Aye aye TF u said bout' ma' mama

I work at whole foods... Can't wait to fucking quit

Are these raw almonds vegan, organic, cruelty free, non-GMO, rainforest certified and locally grown by a small minority owned farm?

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?

Next to the scallops chef!

Someone took a shit in isle 5. I'm gonna go on break now.

>it was me

Who the fuck keeps opening the bags of dog food and putting them back on the shelf?

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