Secrets thread

Then why please the haters more?

pre-transition transgender

Possibly

Also, checked.

Fuck it I’ll bite.

I’ve been with my wife since 2007 (minus about a 6 month break we took in 2008 where we split, still talked, still fucked, but saw other people. We got married in 2012. We own a home together and have a beautiful daughter. There’s zero spark and I’m pretty positive I’m not in love with her anymore. I’ve recently gained feelings for a female coworker who has a lot of similar interests as me (both have military backgrounds, both love hardcore music, we both love the gym) we can talk for hours and hours. I light up when she texts me, I think about her all day.

I’ve brought up my feelings to my wife recently (not about the other girl as nothings happened yet even though I know she feels the same about me) but a general explanation of how unhappy I am in our relationship.

She’s done almost nothing to work on it, despite multiple conversations about it. She’s in her last semester of nursing school and I can’t bring myself to drop the “I’m not in love with you” bomb anymore and fuck her last 5 years of school up. I have no idea what to do. And the feelings for the other girl just get stronger every day.

I love my wife, I’m just not in love with her anymore, and I’m worried I won’t fall in love with her again.

Send help Yea Forums

It has gone beyond my control. I am at the mercy of the merciless. Fell into a trap and only realized too late how dire the situation

I sleep with my teenage employees. I've done this for over a decade. I can't stop myself, I love chasing the thrill of it all. It could ruin my life.
I've slept with over 100 14-19 year olds in the last ten years, including taking dozens of girls virginity

You, or him, and it still doesn't explain why your ass isnt getting that deep dicking action. Strapons are a thing. They even squirt "cum" when you want them.

Talk with her more. Maybe suggest pausing your relationship until she finishes school. Of course this depends on her personality.

Make a break for it and run?

She already knows dipshit. She's just sticking around until she graduates and gets a job. Then it will be over. You don't have to do anything but be patient. Life is a long road. Its time to click off a couple miles.

You must not be married.

Where do you work?

I manage a fast food restaurant

Well when the fuck are you ever at work? You are in every secrets thread all fucking day. I am too and guess what? I'm unemployed. You don't have time to fuck anyone because your ass is always on Yea Forums.

I like to guess passwords to my friends social media accounts. Pretty amazing how stupid some people’s passwords are

Who would get a fake penis that spurts "cum"? People hate semen. And this wouldn't even get you pregnant.

What restaurant? Like specifically, what's the address?

I'm definitely not. It could be someone larping as me, or someone with a similar experience.

Ur still not explaining why your ass isn't fucked. Who's pre-op? There's no real reason why a dick isn't in your ass if you're pre-transition

123 I'm not falling rd.
For that shit, Nigga 13454

People desperate to recreate more of the reality of getting fucked, but for some reason a distance from the actual act.

Seriously, humanity continues to push for simulation in everything constantly.

Considering it. The trap is probably too complete for that. My mind has been altered with psychotropic drugs by a corrupted mental health system so im in constant fear. This makes me easy prey.

You're still not explaining why your ass isn't fucked. Who's pre-op? There's no real reason why a dick isn't in your ass if you're pre-transition

Fine, but can you narrow it down a little? Hardees, Taco Bell, Jack in the Box? Just so I know which restaurant to be paranoid at.

So what was the trap?

When I was a horny teenager I filmed my girlfriends mom in the bathroom. I still compulsively jerk off to her.

Were married. With a kid. It doesn’t work that way

I know she doesn’t know about the other girl. She would have called me out if she was even the slightest bit suspicious. But I figured st the point she’s probably just using me for s paycheck to eat while she’s going to school.

im not the trans. Settle down.

I dated a guy for 5 weeks who I didn't even like, because he worked at a donut shop and got to keep all the left over donuts at the end of the day. He eventually dumped me because he said I was eating too many donuts. I think he was thinking I was too fat.

Paranoid for what

Marriage problems.

She brought a dog into our relationship but doesn’t take care of it. Her car is always in the shop because she bought a 1997 Jeep Wrangler so she hasn’t been able to work because of it. I take care of the house and pets (I do have a cat). I cook for her and do everything basically for her.

But this morning I rolled over and resented her for everything. She tried to kiss me good morning and I couldn’t do it. She grabbed my ass when she walked by me and I cringed. Sex has never been good. I feel trapped in this relationship. She’s told me that no one else will love me and I believe her. She keeps telling me not to go back to school because she doesn’t want to have debt. I’ve started talking to a younger woman and my wife knows it. I’ve started cheating on my wife but I don’t want to leave my wife since I still love her. I feel stuck. I don’t know what to do. No kids.

Paranoid that this place is managed by a guy who pressures 14 year olds into having sex with him.

I was referring to your feelings. You are correct about the paycheck thing. You should start putting some cash back that she can't find for when the split comes. You'll need it.

So you were both born male, and ur boyfriend is transitioning to a female and their Dick doesn't work well enough to plug you in the ass?

I dont pressure them. I dont even initiate. That is all on them

Not him but is it Dairy Queen?

Removal of all social support, isolation, a false diagnosis of schizophrenia. Basically made me look crazy so that I cant go to authorities. Ive been told im going to be murdered.

ive lost all faith and trust in a friend because of all the gore and blood shit.

Sometimes, I stay up late at night, wondering if I could pull off a hardcore rappong career. Then I remember that I'm not black and have a stutter.

You really believe that? A 14 year old girl initiates sex with her boss?

I did this

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It's also worth asking if you have sex in the workplace. I don't want to be paranoid that there's vagina juice as a condiment on my Whataburger or cum in my Frosty.

Was in the same situation, and made the wrong choice imo. Just talk to her about it, tell her your problems your having in the marriage. Be straight up and blunt about it, and that things need to change because youre not happy. They could change for the better, esp if youre still in love with her.

neck

MODS!!!!! Underage ban on this 14 year old girl that has to worry about pervert manager trying to fuck her!!!!!

Thanks user. I’ll start writing up a list tonight and talk tomorrow

Nah, I'm not a 14 year old girl, but I'd be weirded out walking into a place seeing some creep behind the counter like that.

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today

No
It doesnt work like that. It's not like they come to me and say hey let's fuck. There is a friendship buildup until they basically say let's fuck
No lmao . That's a ticket straight to the unemployment line

One time, I was having this race with this stupid, old-timey bicycle with the big wheel in front. I was in a regular Schwinn, but this hipster had that 1900s type bike. I stuck a pin in that big wheel before the race so he lost.

> I feel trapped
you are
>She’s told me that no one else will love me and I believe her
well then you are a pathetic bitch. grow a pair
> She keeps telling me not to go back to school
That's to keep you in the trap, dumbass. The only thing you know for 100% is that whatever you future holds, your fucking ass is going to be there. Try to make it better than current dumbass you. Your mindset is all wrong. Yeah I'm kinda preaching but I went to an AA meeting today and heard a lot of positive future talk so I want to spread it around. ITS UP TO YOU TO MAKE YOUR FUTURE A GOOD ONE. No one else can do it. Otherwise you will wallow in your own sadness and continue to manufacture your misery.

I'm sorry to break this to you but if you go anywhere there are humans you are surrounded by weirdos and creeps of all sorts, many much worse than this guy.

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So two questions, what's keeping you from running then? And is there a possibility you might be delusional and paranoid?

Huh. So could you elaborate a little, offer some sample dialogue? You build up a relationship, then what, she invites you to a party? Says she always thought you were cute? What does she say right before the first kiss? You've been doing this statuatory thing for ten years, you must remember something.

my insatiable urge for intimacy grows stronger every day.
i cant get my mind off of having another person's hands on my body, no matter how hard i try

Pretty sure I'm the reason why Tumblr completely got rid of any porn/ porn related material

If its got teen or 20 something boys working there, it does. Just accept that you swallow cum and move on.

... how?

i found an album of naked pics of my mom on the internet. i dont know who would have posted them, but i cant stop cumming to them.

Just light conversation, get to know them a little. Offer them support when they need. Literally just listening to them. Remember their parents are too caught up in their own shit, and guys their age are just trying to fuck, so just listening is a huge turn on. If they say insecure things like I'm fat ugly etc. That's an opening to compliment them without it crossing the line.

Watch for them to start visiting when they arent working especially wearing reveleaing clothing. Listen for trigger phrases like guys my age, I wish I was older, why arent boys my age like you, that's when you are in to openly flirt more.

Is the kid worth it?

I was out of town working and a group of us went out one night and we were all pretty drunk when my friends said they would give me 100 to fuck this really nasty 400lb hooker that was there. Not one to miss out on a bet, I took said hooker to the back room to get some and the first thing she did was sit on a 5 gallon bucket and take a piss right in front of me, not that I could see much because her fat was in the way but you could definitely her the piss hitting the bottom of the bucket. I was pretty fucked up so getting hard was a bit of a problem but she eventually sucked me hard, then I proceeded to fuck her nut am not even sure if I got it in because she was so fat I think I just ended up fucking a roll.

>my insatiable urge for intimacy grows stronger every day.
you sound like someone i know user

Its called grooming. And it is surprisingly easy once you learn how to do it. Now, it can't be done if you are too fat or too ugly. I had a sweet 14 yr old that lives at a friends apartment complex on the hook and they got evicted right before I got the contact info. It was perfect too. Mom dead, dad in prison, living with grandma. 10/10 body and 6-7/10 face. Just enough to be the right amount of insecure. Now instead of being my fuck toy and having me to give her good advice she will end up with some meth head and probably a nigger baby by the time she's 18. I could have helped her.

I worked at a fast food place myself. Just a job, really, but one of the guys I worked with was a true believer. He was always raving about our burgers, like they were filet mignon. I let it slip that I had never actually had one and he flipped out. Kept trying to get me to try one. Actually said it's good for your soul. Finally I took one bite. It was delicious. Unbelievable. But I didn't want to give this guy the satisfaction, so I said I hated it. I thought he was going to cry. But I came back and ate half a dozen on his day off.

i've told no one except this board about my issue. odds are, we dont know each other

I mean yes I guess that is basically what happens but I dont lead them, more I let them lead themselves. And yes its easier because I'm attractive and in a position of authority.

Now my stomach hurts. Thanks for the acid reflux, asshole

That's not helping, man. That's exploiting her for your sick, selfish desires. She is too young to be making those kind of decisions.

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Easy Squidward.

Lack of transportation/ finances. If I had a car and some cash id be gone tomorrow. Im definitely paranoid now thanks to the drugs they shot me up with. Cant talk to /trust anyone. Wasn't like that before. Committed myself because I realized I was putting myself in the company of people who probably mean to kill me. I told a psychiatrist I thought people were out to get me and he said "that might very well be true" and I was moved to a mental facility in the middle of the night where everyone played mind games and made veiled threats in my earshot. The intake nurse wrote things that I never said on my intake papers, I watched her do this. They knew things about me that they shouldnt have and fucked with me super hard. The doctor would come by every day and ask if I was hearing voices or seeing things (I never have except on lsd or shrooms) and that was the extent of my "treatment" aside from heavy antipsychotic medication. Ive been out of there a few months now and have felt marginally better after being off the medication. I wish I was crazy

Shouldn't reveal secrets that have already been on TV. I won't embarrass you by using your full name, let's just call you "ST".

I was in a difficult situation since I didn't have extended periods of contact. The hardest part about it is that even though I would have been "abusing" her, I know that I could have been a positive influence on other aspects of her life. And then had her swallow my cum.

>other girls

>other

Last I heard through the grapevine she is smoking dope every day and fucking a 19 yr old wigger dropout. Think what you want.

I've put hidden cameras all round my girlfriends house to spy on her older and younger sisters

Ya see that's what I have going for me working with them, tons of contact, tons of time to build relationships. Although I'm done with anyone under 17 now.

I'm sure she does have a hard life and it's not surprising she's run into trouble after a background like that. But what kind of advice would you have given her? You said you wanted to make her your fuck doll. How would that help her? You don't think that might warp a 14 year old and add to her troubles?

I cheated on my first two girlfriends a week before breaking up each.

when I was 16 I had a job in a restaurant that made fresh bread daily. The guy that did the baking would come in very early in the morning to make the bread and wad the only one there until 7:00am when the rest of us would show up to start prep. One day I came in an hour early and saw this fucking the dough. I guess after the dough rested he pocked a hole in it and added some warm butter and would go to town. I never told anyone but would never eat there any more after that,

I would have helped her deal with the other shit. Sex doesn't take that long and I would have done all I could to get her to study and focus on a career and future. T Just because I'm a pervert doesn't make me cold hearted, mean, or stupid.

>I love my wife, I'm just not in love with her anymore

If you love your wife then stop developing feelings for your coworker. ffs why is discipline such an alien concept, you even have a child. At least end your relationship with your wife before falling in love with someone else. Fucking disgusting

Shit in my pants and threw the undies out the window

Age?

I told a gay joke at work. The shoe guy (I work at a bowling alley) thought it was hilarious, but our boss overheard and was not amused. He's really PC and I thought he was going to reprimand me. I panicked and said it was okay, lied and said I was gay, so I had the right. Now they're both looking at me different. Kinda awkward with my boss, but the shoe guy knows I was BSing and threatens to bring in my ex-girlfriend.

ITT:

Made up “Well.....and then what happened” bait..

How old is the daughter?
When your wife graduates, will she have an income similar to yours?
Is she the spiteful type?

I mean that sounds like paranoid ravings on its face. But the insidious nature of it could be using that to make it all the more impossible to resist.

But (while im loath to suggest this to someone potentially unstable) it doesn't take much to vanish if you're truly desperate. Hoof it to a quiet place and eek out enough to get by while you try to get a better grasp on a counter start.

>She’s told me that no one else will love me and I believe her.
that's not true but is extremely common for abusive partners to tell you in order to keep you with them/under their control/submitting to behavior you would not otherwise tolerate. It's one of the top 5 most common things.
>She keeps telling me not to go back to school because she doesn’t want to have debt.
Doesn't sound like it's about debt but rather self-improvement. Her buying an old car and not working suggest low self-esteem and this is her having a crabs-in-the-bucket mentality. Does she discourage other forms of self-exploration and improvement by you?
>I don’t want to leave my wife since I still love her. I feel stuck. I don’t know what to do
This is a feeling men have of being responsible for their things. Sounds like she's manipulating it for nefarious purposes

You'd rather be a fag than get a reprimand? "I'm sorry boss I wasn't thinking. That was inappropriate to say anywhere, not just the workplace. I apologize."

I heard about the "Waffle Stomping" craze on the internet and thought it'd be fun to try. So I took a dump in the shower at the gym (the only shower I know with the right kind of grate. It was gross and didn't even work. I didn't go back for three days, and then there was this sign in the locker room that said not to poop in the showers.

I like going into trap threads to see random anons wearing their girlfriend's thongs/panties. I like seeing them take selfies and ass pics just for the attention and to feel slutty.

She sounds controlling. Also, this is a starter marriage, so it shouldn't be too hard to bail

lol, you're the type off dude that causes such ridiculous signs to be posted

Like I said, I panicked. The old bartender told this racist joke once and the boss said "Dude, not cool" while looking at him sternly. He fired the bartender a couple of months later, ostensibly for stealing liquor but I wondered if the joke contributed to it.

i had a thressome with GF and her 8 year old son.

Shit! Well, even if you know about the plot, no one is ever going to believe you. You can't get away. We won't let you get away. You are our little bitch and we WILL get your ass. The only reason it hasn't already happened is because when we watch and listen its so much fun. The mindgames are the whole reason this is set up. We've already started on the next idiot.

SOON

Get the fuck out bro. Nothing keeping you there. It gets better on the other side. Trust me. Been there.

Well to be fair, I'm not positive the sign was because of me. I wasn't at the gym for three days, and I have no idea what happened in the meantime. I only crapped once. There could have been dozens of guys making the shower their regular toilet who necessitated that sign.

Cool cat?
Either way, greentext that shit.

I’m gonna sleep with a 10 yo little girl this saturday. She’s not related to me but we sleep together often. I’m not sure i’ll hold back this time. Trips decide what i’ll do to her.

stealing liquor and the till being off are the two main reasons bartenders are fired. source- am fired bartender stealing liquor getting drunk at work

i fucked a girl i was babysitting

turn yourself into the police

Same here. Tell your story!

he was sleeping when we started fucking. she started jeking him and it went from there

Why? I never did anything wrong

So you knew that your boss was a high and mighty libtard and you told a gay joke? Damn that's dumb. Those people worship their ideals more than holy roller southern baptists worship the bible. He might fire you then go to a lib site and dox your ass.

Yes, but where did it go from there?

Were there drugs involved?

Look im trying to relive my own childhood here, help a brother out.

1-you are fucking next to a kid?
2-she started jerking him?
3-how the fuck did she know you were down for that shit? its uncommon to say the least...

I’m interested greentext that shit

you were a child fucking a mother who started jerking off her 8 year old?

Thats the fucked up part. I know how paranoid it sounds but it all happened. I kept telling myself "you're just being paranoid" but things just kept getting weirder. I was voluntary, but while I was in they went and made it involuntary by going to a judge. A cop came in with a commitment order to tell me this but wouldn't let me see the order when I asked to. There was one old dude in a wheelchair that just vanished one day and I heard a nurse tell someone on the phone that they never had him there at all. The social worker told me they shred patient records after a week.

no drugs, just psycho bitch. nimpho who couldnt egt enough. Rikki Halavonich.

I bare a slight resemblance to Bill Murray, which I play up with sunglasses and a hat. I steal people's food sometimes and say no one will believe them, but I run away really quick and I don't know if they think I'm him or just weird.

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Ed Sheeran stuttered too... Embrace yourself!

The Stone Jug Inn?

started with me creeping on her in her sleep, and over the course of the summer just escalated. went wrestling and "fashion shows" to touching her during movies. i eventually got her being comfortable naked around me, and got her touching me. by the end of the summer i managed to get a few bjs, and fucked her once

I was abused by an older sister and her drugy middle aged boyfriend. I secretly get off on similar situations.

You guys take a lot of showers and she never has a brithday

Her age and your age?

Ahahahahh i tought the same

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Explain,

she was 8 i was 15

I had a date with this 8/10 who had a really nasty little dog who she's crazy about. I've never been great with dogs and I worried about it. So I snuck the dog some pills to calm it down in my presence.

Like I said, its downright insidious. Crazy or not it makes you seem crazy.

I would have vanished already, but that's cause I have in the past. Not while a large conspiracy was after me, just cause I was sick of life but not suicidal. So... who even knows if it would help.

But it raises a question of why so drastic an action to get you? Who benefits, and how?

How did it escale from playing to touching her? How did you touch her exactly? And how did you manage to get her naked?

She never gets old. The showers must be in his head.

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i use her underwear as a cumrag daily and she knows. when it gets too filthy i just leave it in her room and grab another pair

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i´ve come to an end where im going to beat my father because of shit he did in the past

im agressive towards everyone

i fuck my gf only because she is "thirsty" because she was being a bitch about sex with me then i denied any physical contact to her and know she craves, im not, i dont feel attracted to her

i cant leave her as i work with her and her friends are my friends and i know they're going to make my life at job miserable, major fuck up on my side

i only want enough money to get a nice pc to play video games and get drunk while at it

i see no future in myself and im disgusted by friends who are always blabbing about hustling and being all positive in life

i masturbate to fats, traps, horses, scat, frot and other out of the spectre shit

im a graduate for marketing but no one knows

i feel like crying everytime im drunk and i think my drink mates cope with me as i was a pretty cool dude before, "a push over"

i think this is part of getting old and i will end myself if i dont get proper help

ive send my dick to many girls, good thing they liked me otherwise i will be fucked, girls from friends included

i think i was a really nice bro, people around me in general got me to be this shitty, and im sorry to myself everyday for being weak and not being able to stay the same

plus: you guys are the only one who i can vent to, people who treat this shit here psychologists and shit call the police for people who says are being agressive, shitty ass third world country

You got to fuck her at 8? Tell how and greentrxt the first time. Was painful for her? Did she enjoy sex? Was she tight? Did you fuck her other times?

I just went through something of the same. I let her divorce me. She controlled the narrative in court but hey, your a respectable guy. No good answer really.

Haha fatso

You ever cum inside these girls? That their so sexy and you'd get a thrill out making them carry your seed?

Stay with your wife and help her get a great job. Then leave her, split custody and you won't be out spousal support or child support.

Hey if she's OK with having no passion/ being aware there is no spark, she might be hiding feelings for someone else she's going to school with. She could very well be doing the same exact thing you are. Is waiting to break up until it ether develops in a single stupid fight, or until she is established with nurse moneis and will go forward with her school crush. Life is short bro, if you have feelings that hard for someone else, go and get it before your too old to regret what could have been. OR learn to be in love with your wife again and cut all outside communication off including social media to help focus on her.

Last summer I was pretty desperate for sex (horny) and I had to spend a month on my uncle's farm. I wanted to touch boobs and I got the crazy idea that feeling up a cow's udders would be like squeezing boobs. It wasn't and I felt stupid about doing it.

Kek this is true. Worked at a place with two bars and during the night I'd let myself in the bar and half a litre to a litre of spirits a night, cameras were awfully positioned, staff were drunks so I'd snatch the occasional bottle of liquor from the cellar. They lost 3k worth of revenue in a month due to "wastage", pouring free beers for each other and other discrepancies. Not to mention I could dip the till and there was 0 chance of it being known money had left. Was run by a cunt though so no hard feelings just good times

Kill yourself

You also have terrible grammar and an inability to punctuate.

Well done, Andy.

started touching her while watching a movie. she was sitting on my lap, and i had one arm around her and my other hand on her leg. i just sort of kept inching it closer until i was stroking her through her pjs, and she never stopped me. next time i was watching her i went under her panties, and she was grinding into it a bit

getting her naked was just "accidentally" walking in on her changing, and then again as she was getting out of the shower. we would do fashion shows, and after those times she just started changing behind the couch in the room with me instead of going back to her room. i would keep asking if she was done and looking, and eventually she would just change in front of me. from there it wasn't long before she was just cool with walking around naked.

yes. she was a bit uncomfortable, but not really painful. she didn't really like it all that much, so it was the only time we did that. she was super tight

im sorry i learned english in some sorry ass school its not my native language, fuck off

I stole a couple of Gusher's from my friend's lunch. He accused me and I said it must have been the company's fault, a defective bag.

I'm trying to lose weight just so I can be a more appealing slutty femboy/sub.

What's your current height and weight?

Same here
Do you touch your butt thinking what another guy would think about it when he touches it?

What county are you in guy? Tell me?

I fucked your mom once

5'7, 200. So reasonably 50-70 pounds to drop. I was doing well when my work was physical. But now I sit at a desk 10 hours a day and that killed my weight.

I mean. When I play with toys, yeah. I'm also trying to get into the habit of not playing with my dick.

How did you get her to blow you? Where did you come? Was she ok with semen?

I messed around with my sister when we were younger. Fingered her a couple times and played with her boobs. Always feel like I could have had a much stronger sexual relationship with her had I done things a bit differently on a couple occasions but it is what it is. Still jerk off to some of those memories.

Nope. This was the first one I tried to carry it further with. I had practiced on my daughters friends and some "friends friends" daughters, but I never got to anything inappropriate. At least not too much. I was learning how to make them REALLY like me without any "bad" touching or whatnot. I had a few 10-12 that were just set up for future use if it ever presented itself. One never knows, do one? I did learn that girls from dysfunctional families that saw me with my kids had a desperate yearning for that and wanted me to give them something that they weren't getting at home. I was a good dad to my kids and everyone knew it, especially other kids that saw me with them.

Me and the wife are looking for a full-time sub, were willing to put in the work to reshape them to our needs. What do either of you look like now?

How do you watch and listen? No harm in telling since no one will believe anyway.

i licked her little cunt and she liked it and i asked if she would do it to me. took a little convincing but she ended up doing it. didn't ever cum from her bjs, she wasn't very good at them. usually came on myself or her hands when she was giving me handies. came inside of her real quick when i fucked her. she was weirded out by it at first, but then was fine with it

My ex said my dick was small according to some gay Chad

The only thing you know for 100% is that whatever you future holds, your fucking ass is going to be there. Try to make it better than current dumbass you. Your mindset is all wrong. Yeah I'm kinda preaching but I went to an AA meeting today and heard a lot of positive future talk so I want to spread it around. ITS UP TO YOU TO MAKE YOUR FUTURE A GOOD ONE. No one else can do it. Otherwise you will wallow in your own sadness and continue to manufacture your misery.
*copied and pasted from earlier post
p.s. I've destroyed my life, turned into a hermit, drink a 750ml of cheap vodka every day, spent $64k retirement drinking and surviving at 47, getting sober, starting over. It can be done. Find help. Its there.

thanks user

silly little man... just look around...it won't do you any good....you'll never find it and you'll never know, but we are always there

Good luck. I've been going to 2 meetings a day since no job currently. Hearing these people bare their souls is overwhelming. I still can't talk because I feel like if I do I will have an emotional breakdown. There are people there that have overcome worse than me and are productive humans. I want that.

9, you illiterate

Is your mom hot?

...are you gonna share?

Obama’s real surname is Hitler

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Never find what?

I don't know. I mean, she's my mom.

Not the user you were talking to but that's inspiring. I don't have a drinking problem but I can't stop eating. I want to take control of my life and I'm gonna do it.

Yeah, I see what you mean. I'm curious to know, though, just how horny were you? I mean, you wore her panties and rubbed peanut butter all over yourself.

I regret the many choices that I’ve made in life. I’m sorry for having done wrong.

>I feel stuck
Same here. I hope things get better for you.

my girlfriend thinks I've been sober for two years

177 cm, 80 kg. Will you rescue me from Russia tho?

sorry to keep running off at the mouth, BUT

get away from the weird porn, its rotting your mind
>i think i was a really nice bro
you were, you will be again. You can do it, bro

I have a horrible time socialising with others face to face and when I do I over share making it even worse for me I was recently at a funeral and had a good time socialising but only due to the fact I was moderately drunk and could only talk to 4 people that I’ve met before out of the 20+ that were there

>my dick was small according to some gay Chad
Aint that true for anybody?

I wasn't even really horny. I did it to amuse myself. I saw this movie where a detective was talking about a crazy guy who danced around in his mother's underwear while rubbing himself with peanut butter. I thought that sounded funny and tried it. Not a good idea. It was just a stupid thing I did when I was bored.

Abduct, maybe. Rescue? Not worth it.

>GF and me "pausing our relationship"
>Check snapchat map
>Her and guy that she used to hang out with who had a crush on her are hanging out at her place
>It's 1 AM.
>Call her out on it
>She says she understands
>The next day both their icons have been hidden from the map
What do

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How do you abduct people from other countries?

Oh ok. It does sound funny when you hear it from somebody else.

you shouldve dropped by, retard

I hope it works out for you. I'm definitely not there but I heard the most inspiring things today. There are people out there that are fucked in the head and found a way to do better and all they want is to help. They want to save us from a life of misery. I'm crying just thinking about that. I thought I was alone. The only thing holding me back is that I am terrified of the commitment and the subsequent failure.
They addressed that this evening, like they could read my mind. All they said is try. If you fall, get back up, try again. My mind is going crazy between disbelief and hope. I feel like my brain is going to short circuit, but in a good way.

Why?

I have this fantasy where I wanna see my gf bound and used by my teen virgin cousin. He could use her to his heart's content, and cum in all of her holes. I want him to impregnate her and leave her exhausted and dripping.

Wtf is
>Check snapchat map
Why do people let other people know their location 24/7? I can imagine her sharing her location with you, her BF, but why do you know her other BF's location?

Convince and enable them to travel to your country, as easy as a bit of money and generic catfishing. Then, dont let them leave.

Her other bf? They were "friends"

not there meaning in full recovery. I am a fat fuck lol

Well they are not just "friends" now

Maybe put in fucking effort you dipshit

Your wife alone cant make you love her, you have to want to.
Whens the last time you did anything nice for her?
Youre the one that let your view of your wife change, so stop looking for excuses to justify your shitty behavior.

Why do you say that?

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Thanks, user. Maybe you're on the verge of a huge change for the better. Let's do this, man.

Dunno if it counts as abduction
Why would I want to leave anyway?

Jesus Christ what a beauty

So whenever gf is being a bitch, I pull up her nudes on my flat-screen and invite some mates around.
We all browse through them and discuss the fucked up shit we'd love to do to her.

Thanks user. She was great.

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Story?

I should have gone to /pol/ you btards have lost all your charm

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She starts to meet other man and then pauses your relationship man. I have been through this shit. She dumped you

That's the thing. They were friends, and I told her I didn't like that last year. They stopped talking for a year. They became friends when he DMed her

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My wife drags me to dinner parties sometimes at the houses of people I don't even like. As a way of private protest, I take a dump before I leave their house and I don't flush or wipe.

Looks like a good size. Just looks a bit dry.

How many people are there? Do they know you did it?

Nice dick but it needs some shaving

I'm a horrible pervert. And it's lead me to do some shitty things.

I've pumped numerous loads of Jizz into my step sisters body lotion over the years.

I've wacked off and blown my load over the walls of public bathrooms, including a elementary school and a church.

I jerked off over my brothers gf while she was sleeping.

Earlier today, I fed my friend a quesadilla filled with my own Jizz.

You have to take a shit in the back part of the toilet so no one will know where the smell is coming from.

Kek

Sometimes as many as 9 or 10, but sometimes it's just at another couple's house. I guess it's pretty obvious then.

thats called an upper decker

wait why dont you wipe? wont they still smell it if you just dont flush??

That's fucking hot

I'm not an actual priest, I just act like one because random people respect me more

That's actually pretty funny. How did the person not taste that quesadilla and say "What's in this? It tastes strange!"?

Ah, didn't know that. Thank you user.

Not wiping is done more out of spite, and I guess in retrospect it's not that effective of a punishment, just really passive aggressive.

My girlfriend has a eating disorder and is really skinny because of it
I try to deal with it the best I can but I love her and can't leave her and rely on her too much
I feel insecure because I'm attracted to other girls my age that are more normal sized
Been really depressed recently because of it

Ikr? It's wrong but So fucking hot

I think I would eat a cum quesadilla

She actually said it tasted amazing. I was rock hard when she said that.

Yes. I can totally understand it if you find it difficult or even impossible to stop.

I went on this business trip recently with the office alpha. We were staying at a hotel with a hot tub, and he gets the idea to call in some hookers. I was excited but nervous that they wouldn't think I was manly enough, especially compared to him. So I taped some fake chest hair to my chest before I got in. She didn't say anything about my hair one way or the other and I still scored, but I don't know what she was thinking.

Looking for mewe groups

You should have replied with "I could feed you so much more of it"

According to her, it was "amazing"

No lie, I would constantly be hard as a rock if I knew my roommate was pissing/jizzing in my food/drinks/hygiene supplies.

Got AIDS being a cumdump, huh?

Pretty good way to live I think

I fed a company rival spiked brownies, hid weed in his bag, and got him fired to seize a promotion from him

It does when you overstayed your visa cause you're locked in a basement.

And you'd leave to visit some internet friend or something.whatever normally works to catfish someone into an international flight.

>be me
>be 19-20
>broken up with ex for about 5 months
>get called over by her dad to help move some stuff bc her current bf is deadbeat and won't help
>her current bf sees me come over to help
>gets in big fight with my ex and her dad
>current bf leaves in a huff
>shes crying
>i console her
>help her dad with the stuff
>bunch of boxes and stuff he cant lift bc he got really hurt while he was a cop
>dad invites me to stay the night
>i am sleeping on the couch
>she comes in living room about 1:00am
>"user, i cant sleep"
>we talk for a few hours
>"i cant sleep alone anymore. can i cuddle with you?"
>yes.jpg
>shes little spoon
>i cant sleep bc tv is too loud
>also cant sleep bc im hard as diamonds
>i reach over her and grabbed her tit
>she's asleep
>go under her shirt
>asleep
>pull down her sweatpants and panties
>nothing
>finger her
>still asleep
>shove my cock in her and fuck her until i bust one of the biggest nuts i ever have into her pussy
>still pretending to be asleep
>i stay awake for a while and listen to her
>she starts crying
>i start snoring and pretending to be asleep myself
>she turns around slowly and starts gently kissing me
>quietly professing her love for me while i sleep
>she eventually turns back around and goes to bed sleep for real
>next morning
>wake up
>get the fuck out of there
>3 weeks later reveals she is preggo
>says its other bf's
>a condom must have broken
>turns out she has lymphoma and it is accelerated by the pregnancy
>she gets really sick right before having the kid bc she doesnt want to have treatment that will save her but will most likely terminate the pregnancy
>she has the kid
>dies 3-4 days later
>kid has blue eyes.....like mine
>blonde hair...like mine
>dad has none of the same features
>kids 4 1/2 now

This is SO NORMAL. No one is "in love" for an entire marriage. It's about "loving" each other, partnership and companionship, NOT being in love. That's impossible to maintain once you get past early years. How to handle this you have to work out together. Normal to develop feelings for others, too.

I jacked off in a bathroom while in Recruit Training

Same.

Tbh I just love the idea of casually blowing a load on someone

I'm currently trying to figure out which colors I want for my pup hood. I'm debating between a dark red or a dark green.

It's getting bad because I'm always attracted into the taboo and wrong. I'm kind of afraid on how far I'll push it one day

Cause people, including you, are dumber than we want to admit.

my parents think i finished school, i bought a fake diploma to lie to them. I work for a construction company and have climbed my way through the ranks and am a supervisor. i make near 900 a week, i think that's pretty good and they're even helping me buy my first house. i feel like an asshole for lying to them, and i have limited myself from taking any type of money from them anymore to lessen the guilt. I know i'll probably never go back to school and the fear of being laid off is always there but i probably will never tell them as well.

Congratulations on the child!

I didn't mean that rudely, I like having cumdmps around, they make my world a better plce.

Hey, just FYI, you've been reported for scripting and botting.

Do not violate the rules.

I used to have a huge thing for a second cousin of mine. I would spy on her all the time as a kid.
I was 5-7, she was like 15-18 at this time. There was a small kiddy pool we'd play around in when I went over, and she was fine with changing in front of me.
I once convinced her to go nude with me while we played around. We'd occasionally cuddle in just underwear.
Good shit, happy memories.

You showed her what an alpha you were before she died.

You can raise the kid to shit on her douche boyfriend even more

I meant why would I want to leave your basement? You would give me food and fuck me and hopefully I will earn the right to do some housework.

Gasp? Whatever shall I do?

Ah. Well now you're just trying to turn me on.

... proceed.

Similar to the user earlier, I'm married with a kid but not in love with my wife.

There's a big difference: The other woman is my cousin, she's 21 (15 years younger than me), and we're fucking behind our family's back.

I wish I was fully gay. I don't want to be attracted to women anymore, they disgust me to my core.

I like boys frail and thin, but I wish I could also love men of all body types. I've had fantasies about taking and receiving massive loads.

It feels like the only thing keeping me from homosexuality is my girlfriend (who I love with all my heart) and porn.

Sometimes I think about cross dressing just for the hell of it. I would be such a slutty little boy, teasing all those men who think I'm a sexy woman and courting them into fucking my ass.

Huh. Pentaultimate truth bomb.

The locker room at my gym shares a wall with the ladies' locker room. I can practically hear them showering, bouncing around in there. It's a thin wall. I'm trying to think of a way to carve a glory hole in it and get my dick sucked.

Lol you raped a dying bitch and now your child’s being raised by 2 gay faggot dads hhahahahahahua

Me: 35 y.o. fem with a music degree. No job except giving guitar/keyboard lessons in mom and pop music story a couple times a week. Mostly annoying little girls who want to play piano and gnarly teen boys who want to learn metal riffs without actually practicing. One boy is sweet on me. He always tries to hide his erection. After about a month of weekly lessons I tell him to stand up and play. He insists it's better to sit. I make him stand anyway. He's got a tent in his pants. I flick it with my fingers. He doesn't even flinch. (I'm still sitting on a folding chair and it's at eye level.) He's playing some awful metal shit and I start rubbing it through his shorts. He's really messing up now. I keep rubbing and eventually pull down his shorts and jerk him off. He stops playing, doesn't say a word. Pull down shorts, tell him to put the guitar down and start sucking him off. He can't cum. Next week, I'm going to make him fuck me from behind as soon as he walks in the door.

Lmao

It’s drywall, how hard can it be? Your cock is probably harder. Just stab away at it with your flesh knife til you can slide el cocko in

yep if she wanted your ass, why pause. lol kiss it goodbye and good riddance. move on. such is life

seems like I saw that on an episode of ultimate fighter...

Lmao the upper decker! Wasn’t that like... season 2?

Just make him put his face in your ass. That will get him.

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my asshole is nasty and itchy and my underwear is shitty. I showed them! thats not how passive agressive works

first real lol of the night gj user 5/7

You my friendly user are fucking hardcore

i got out of the hospital for trying to kill myself 2 days ago and im about to try again tonight

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Statistically unlikely. But best of luck

I guess it's like I don't have to give them the satisfaction that I enjoyed their house, show that I'm not going by their rules.

I wear the same jock, shorts, and tank top whenever I do cardio. I've never put then through the wash.

I have deep MFM fantasy with my chubby gf , I just can't get enough of her getting pounded while she suck on my dick! Wish she'd be more into it!

What's your plan?

Faggot ass semen recruit. I was a Divisional Master at arms and was able to roam the place. Jizzed in every unoccupied bathroom. Also was able to shit by myself. Aces

ive heard its a 1 in 25 chance to be successful. think im on number 12 tonight. sooner or later

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gonna slit my throat since my wrists are all fukt up already

Marine

It was a medical bathroom, I had multi-lobe pneumonia at the time.

Depends on marital assets. If you don't have shit, end it. No worries

>I wish I was fully gay.
got news for you buddy

Doing anything to dull the pain like alcohol or something else?

I wish.

Do it man! I'm sure it will work out just like your fantasy!

was thinking of picking up som xans. maybe booze. i have a weird obsession with being sober so i can witness my death to its fullness.

you know what to do. also, guaranteed that she initiated the pause, although you didn't mention it. she wanted to fuck the guy, she did, and now because she manipulated you to agree to the pause she'll have no guilt because she can tell all her friends it was legit, so no social sanction. She has all the power here and she's using it to get what she wants at your expense

Not sure. It was a struggle to watch. Bunch of fucking meat heads being meat heads. I don't need a "Big Brother" UFC show. Just show the fights, assholes.

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Damn, bro. Looks likes you got everything in check. I'll be playing one out for you tomorrow if you succeed.

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actually it is. all passive aggressiveness is self-harming

ok man. you do you. I still don't quit why your dirty ass that only you experience shows anybody anything. Seems like its just you getting the RA

Had a, somewhat, romantic relationship with a 16 year old girl, while I was 22 at the time.

It was a good thing nothing ever came more than just kissing and hanging out. Would've not done her well with my fucked up mentality.

Got angry with her when she said she didn't want to do anything with me due to not wanting to get caught and right now wouldn't be the best time. I thought she was lying to me because I wasn't what she thought I was initially. Just poor perception and shit relationships in the past made me think that.

She had dual-enrollment and was going to graduate high school a year early but she died in a automotive accident.

Been upset and regret for getting angry at her and not accepting her invitations to places after "breaking up" with her. She never was mean to me despite what I said.

What do you like? How long are you going to keep me locked in a basement? How would you punish me if I skip my workout?

Ah yes, the awesome wet lung orgasm. I'm just happy that you were able to nut.

I make all the money in the marriage and I don't want my kid ending up being raised by her. My wife is unfortunately dumb as a bag of rocks. When we split I'll definitely be paying alimony.

...

I like the idea of getting my wife exposed to my friends and male family, but most of all I like the idea of her getting exposed in front of young horny teenagers who would remember and fap to that shit for years to come

Tits or GTFO

Got pics?

Ok just be aware that the painful part of dying sucks. All the dead people I've talked to told me so.

You sound like a blind cunt.

I have robbed many people in mc Donald’s it’s fucking insane, I have gained somewhere around 23,000 from mc Donald’s and it’s shitty parking lot. I always go for the tendie-lovers first.

Luckily im a masochist and im kinda excited for that part

Greentext?

ok but you cant have the aggressive part if no one knows

>yep if she wanted your ass, why pause
Because it's hard to say "It's over, user, I have been fucking this other guy for a month now. I am not even sorry. Bye".

Yessir.

Got a kik?

The movie was se7en lmao. You rubbed yourself in peanut butter while wearing your mom's panties because you heard it in se7en... Im fucking dead

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oh shit. you are fucked. How long til the kid is an adult?

Been through a very similar situation recently. Wait until she graduates, the semester isn't long. Then try to end the relationship as amicably as possible. You're trying to friend-zone her. Tell her you are afraid of losing your best friend (her), but that you know you aren't what will make her happy and it's killing you. Tell her that you want what's best for her and your daughter, make it clear that you know she might be angry at first, even hurt, but that once she gives it honest consideration she will see what you've come to realize. Be her friend through that anger and depression. Do her absolutely no harm.

I'm 10 months in to a relationship I'm doing right this time around and have the best split I could have ever wished for.

You can still do that here. Let's see some pics.

Seven Years