ylyl 2.0
>Platinum Tier
Ylyl 2.0
James Reed
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Landon Rogers
Lost
Matthew Edwards
That's not bad.
Joseph Torres
Colton Phillips
>Actual turd story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of logs since middle school, when some bitch slidded on me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is log crazy, really wants to eat someone's shit
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and skid marks showing through his pants
>visibly defecating
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "she's gonna hate his logs"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated Andy Sixx
>she's worried that he secretly wants to get slidded by Andy again
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"his logs were neither dreamy nor creamy, and they did not produce steam"
>tryingtoholdbacklogs.jpg
>tell my father this
>poops uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Eli Campbell
Dylan Thompson
Jordan Parker
I don't like this. Please remove it.
Dylan King
Jose Turner
Logan Walker
Brandon Wood
Here comes the political cancer
>sigh
Alexander Mitchell
Adam Rogers
Luke Flores
Christian Hall
Nathan Wilson
Ryder Sanchez
Henry Murphy
Ayden Ortiz
> imagine being this fucking delusional
Brandon Nelson
Dylan Cox
Jose Reed
Luis Morris
Jayden Fisher
Jaxon Carter
Carter Gomez
Brody Reed
Cameron Lopez
Jaxon Lewis
Carson Walker
Landon Taylor
Evan Baker
Wyatt Young
Eli Brooks
My poor faggot filled country
Austin Scott
Elijah Morales
This place sure is filled with unfunny leftist bullshit
Noah Jones
>unironically trusts corporation's to broadcast non-sensationalized news
Camden Barnes
Same guy posting same political cancer. SAGE
Dominic Adams
Jayden Hughes
William Nguyen
sage
Gabriel Bell
This thread is bad and you should feel bad.
Time for some spaghetti with sage
Zachary Moore
Yeah I don't understand blue Yea Forums. Like they think they're being funny but really everyone else abandons the thread because of how unfunny it is
David Baker
Noah Edwards
Lost
Austin Brown
What happened to "He colluded with Russia?!?!!?!?!"
Leo Jones
Nathaniel Hall
Jesus christ, faggot, this is literally the front page of /r/politicalhumor. Stop sucking so many dicks.
Colton Wright
There's so much sucking of Trump's cock around here that seeing the opposite kinda balances things a little.
Lincoln Gutierrez
Bunch of ThinkBlue niggers ITT
Carter Sanders
Levi Perry
Carter Torres
Yeah but this is a ylyl thread new friend
Jordan Perry
when did Trump have this commissioned?
Benjamin Jenkins
Did they run out and leave her with the bill or something?
Jackson Diaz
bruh...
Christian Parker
Nolan Watson
William Allen
No such thing as trickle down economics. Shows how much libtards understand about economics.
Juan Hall
>getting this triggered
Typical conservitard kek
Ryan Edwards
Adrian Mitchell
Aiden Jones
Austin Nelson
>Implying that "trickle-down economics" is a term created and promoted by liberals
Owen Stewart
Why are you locked in the bathroom? Are you another parasite?
John Adams
Fucking discusting hive mind degenerates infest b these days...here's a good example
Angel Morales
So many fucking cucks get off the board you reddit tier faggots
Lincoln Ward
i didn't even open the thread because i lost scrolling
Isaac Johnson
Connor Hughes
Aiden Martin
Congratulations Yea Forums
You have truly made me regret starting this thread.
Worst ylyl ever.
~OP
Robert Flores
Yeah I have been lurking and this is about the worst ylyl i have ever seen.
Alexander Wright
Elijah Rivera
Jonathan James
Ethan Ward
Charles Gutierrez
Justin Martin
Levi Baker
Gavin Walker
Jayden Johnson
Henry Flores
Dominic Cooper
Ryan Turner
lost lmfaooooooo
Levi King
Blake Hall
Gabriel Martin
Nicholas Foster
Camden White
Liam Butler
Daniel Jackson
Ayden Howard
Christian Cook
The more people that vote 3rd party, the more will next cycle. Hopefully in 100 years 3 partys will be a thing.
Tyler Howard
Jordan Long
Easton Diaz
Is this funny?
Wyatt Walker
Seriously how I am
Anthony Rodriguez
David Richardson
Christian Sullivan
Cooper Brown
James Ward
Asher Hernandez
look at this seeting salt-right incel.. damn bro, when is your manifesto coming out?
Chase Powell
Grayson Cooper
Cringe and naive
Eli Hill
Henry Wood
ahh, yes, count on lefties to endorse squelching of free speech.
Isaac Diaz
Joshua Wilson
Sebastian Rivera
Mm can I eat it while she sucks my dick and fingers my ass hole?
Aaron Sanders
exactly right, no reason to vote republican, because they will squander their power, or run scared of their own shadow.
Matthew Miller
Did you just assume zur gender?
Benjamin Miller
Jayden Kelly
i love this one. was thinking about it today
William Hughes
Hitlist aquired check the news Friday evening
Owen Bailey
Patrick is poor. His father makes around $56,000-60,000 at most a year.
Cameron Myers
its cool tho house is actually british
he looks white but he talks funny, hes from europe
Sebastian Torres
>Implying the Democrats don't do the same
Obama came in with a huge wave of support and had a democratic house/senate he still didn't do the shit he said he would. He rolled over and became a corporatist immediately
Justin Lee
Logan Harris
fuck you i get that reference
Ayden Sullivan
Xavier Morgan
But the democrats blame us for Trump...
Daniel Cooper
Julian Kelly
context, dude, context, read what i was replying to.
voting democrat is only for crazies and voting for republicans is only for masochists.
fuck em both.
Lincoln Rogers
Christian Rivera
obama had republican controlled congress the entire 8 years he was in office
thats literally why he got nothing done and why obamacare sucked so much
the republicans said fuck this nigger and wouldnt pass anything, and what did pass got changed so much it barely resembled what was originally put forward
Grayson Powell
Connor Adams
Wyatt Richardson
The losing side always blames the 3rd parties for being a "spoiler" vote. Maybe if there were mainstream choices that weren't complete dogshit then people wouldn't vote for obscure 3rd parties that can't possibly win in the current system
Robert Jenkins
Christopher Carter
Elijah Walker
Joshua Carter
?
Wait is this faggot shit real?
Oliver Lopez
Jackson Peterson
James Ross
lost
Matthew Perez
Agreed, both parties seem to be just about maintaining the status quo at all costs these days. Like fucking over Bernie and losing the only candidate that would have been a sure win against Trump because he would have upset their corporate masters. And Republicans disavowing Trump before his election because he was a wild-card to them and only grudgingly supporting him now
Chase Perry
Noah Ramirez
Josiah Adams
Le Napoleon?
hon hon hon
Kayden Garcia
Owen Parker
This is tr
Joshua Murphy
lost
Dominic Russell
Justin Davis
Bump, muthafucka!
Christian Ross
Evan Hughes
Christopher Allen
Daniel Murphy
Benjamin Russell
Isaac Martin
Fuck those dogs
Chase Mitchell
Jace Reed
Commisioned? That was taken by the White House photographer the other day.
Adam Williams
what the fuck is this supposed to mean?
William Thompson
Based
Adrian Peterson
Andrew Sanders
troll harder faggot
Bentley Brown
Camden Jones
xplain
Ryan Cook
Ayden Peterson
what did you expect? its law school. never heard of greedy, soulless lawyers?
Levi Jenkins
and doesn't afraid of anything?
Carson Mitchell
Dreamers are illegal immigrants who were partially given amnesty to buy votes.
Lincoln Clark
YEAH! Now pull her pants down and fuck her pussy. That would be so weird right guys? Hehehe...*zzzzip*
Luis Powell
All of Harvard is plagued with the same nepotism at similar rates. Harvard law is the most egregious.
Chase Taylor
hey do u anti jewish far right /pol/ niggers like ben shapiro or what?
Nathan Phillips
Yeah. He can't be white if he's from Europe. There are no white people in Europe.
Lucas Stewart
Someone needs to mash this pic of them up with the dorito pope image.
Carson James
Remember to start making your fake nigger and Hispanic Twitter accounts now so you can meme them away from the polls in November
Jack Ward
Cameron Taylor
Ryder Nguyen
No, he's like most ecelebs. Either a useful idiot or maliciously injecting bad ideology into a real movement to trip it up. In his case, he's the latter.
Easton Anderson
nah he makes some really good points. even libbydems will admit it if you're close with them.
Colton Campbell
Connor Morgan
Tyler Kelly
His good points are bundled in with neoconservativism
Adam Barnes
Logst
Leo White
>be me
>jewish
>oppose zionist agenda
u still right tho
but I'll be damned if I abandon my faith in God or start worshiping a false masiah.
Luke Campbell
yes
Leo Hill
Nathan White
William Williams
I can't speak for all of /pol/ but I don't believe all Jews are bad. Don't take that as an invite to start subverting things.
Jack Gray
Brandon Evans
Mason Evans
Bentley Powell
Logan Long
Kevin Clark
Cameron Sanchez
Jayden Barnes
Brayden Smith
Dominic Flores
Nolan Rivera
Niggers are less than 13% of US population but commit over 50% of all murders.
Christopher Ward
Charles Davis
Bentley Ward
Evan Allen
Carson Mitchell
Thomas Perry
Is this the new ray pist?
Evan Ortiz
are fucking kidding me. i stay off 4chinz for 3 months and now the two worst shitpost memes of all fucking time are one now?
Charles Long
Landon Myers
Asher Wilson
Same here.
It's a sad existence for those poor, lost souls.
Andrew Brown
Lincoln Smith
This hits hard...
Jaxson Perry
Jackson Cooper
Easton Miller
Thomas Thomas
haha i left on my moms computer the one with the hammer fighting the screwdriver bceause he screwed his boardwife lmfao
Colton Harris
you've already been subverted, goygoy
next you'll say "I knew you were just another kyke"
Elijah Evans
damn, got me
Owen King
Chase White
Robert Gutierrez
You obviously missed the joke then.
Kevin White
Xavier Johnson
suddenly white people want affirmative action
Aiden Ross
I'm into politics and such. But, do these political shit ruin all ylyl threads.
Camden Cook
You 14?
Owen Garcia
And yet your only contribution is a sook
Kys
Brody Nguyen
fuck you i lost
Gavin Howard
Lost
Eli Powell
Can someone make the great goatse plz
Isaac Morales
lost
Hunter Bell
I lost
Colton Lopez
1. Your thread sucks
2. Glad to know Yea Forums is full of soy boys getting cucked and blaming Trump.
Evan Anderson
I love you like a brother from another watchlist.
Bentley Perez
he got distracted while working on it
Alexander Richardson
Except it's all humourless cringe written by desperate losers who care way too much about which dictator is ruling their lives. Same shit different faggot no matter who you vote for.
Jordan Sanchez
I bever thought I'd miss Ray Pist and antisemitism. Thanks Yea Forums
Hunter Bell
I made a new one go contribute you faggot
Noah Bailey
stefan strikes again
Asher Ramirez
They still talk about it. It's not a big caravan but they are still coming. But hey, believe whatever you want.
Charles Parker
blood does not stay red when cooked. that 'menstrual' pancake was using food coloring.
Grayson Cooper
>Did they run out and leave her with the bill or something?
She's a woman. They're men,
THIS IS NOT NEWS.
Asher Martin
Oh fuck my script idea got leaked.
Joseph Nguyen
>No such thing as trickle down economics. Shows how much libtards understand about economics.
You _DO_ know "trickle down" was a fiction created by REPUBLICANS, right?
Ronald Reagan (1980): ELECT ME and I won't _completely_ destroy the welfare system (wink wink).
Reagan (1st term): *lowers taxes, but only for the wealthy*
Reagan (1st term): * creates massive deficits*
Unemployment: *hots ELEVEN FUCKING PERCENT*
Reagan (1984): Here's "trickle down", which is why what I'm doing is great for the economy, even though the economy is in the shitter after I've done my thing.
Republican voters" Ohhh!!! Ahhhh!!! Wow! You da best, Mr. Ray-Gun!".
Dominic Williams
Beware the Niggler?
Logan Stewart
Dude was prolly fucking bananas Alzheimer's already...
Parker Phillips
Nice!
Colton Foster
I guess 2 people got fired that day.
Blake Brooks
Nice one faggot
William Diaz
checked
Thomas Scott
>illegal immigrants who were partially given amnesty to buy votes.
>implying illegals can vote
Noah James
I never realized the Yea Forums 4ever virgin status could cross gender barriers. This place ruins fucking everything.
Samuel Richardson
Pewdiepie sees bridge
*sweats profusely*
Leo Flores
Kean.
Joshua Young
triggered incel faggot
Benjamin Robinson
Die
Jaxson Stewart
Dieeee
Ethan Morris
Die already
Owen Lewis
I want this thread to die
Elijah Taylor
That's because it had gotten here. Two or more have arrived since then.
Daniel Diaz
lost
Alexander Ortiz
GEE POLITICS SURE ARE FUNNY HUH?
Juan Thompson
nah man thats a shit post
lol
Cameron Evans
lost
Josiah James
hmmm thats not how cum unism works
Elijah Long
Pretty good thread
Jaxon Morgan
true
Logan Gray
this
Carter Stewart
lost
Caleb Garcia
What the fuck was he even trying to do?
Connor Hernandez
At this point the return of the goryland comic would be a relief.
Easton Thomas
The Libertarian party is already a thing. It's just not widely known
Brandon Long
There's even a colored version coming.
Eli Nelson
My parents are liberals and they're very racist. Liberal project a lot.
Ryan Anderson
When the lefties don't have arguments or nothing to back them up, they just ask for random celebrities to says things and jokes and don't know what they are talking about
Jose Foster
taht kid gonna be swimming in pussy. here you all still being balding neckbeards
Dylan Green
Look like the 8 years of Obama
Jordan Turner
>Adibos rage comic
Matthew Adams
I think the guy who makes those has schizophrenia.
Christopher Clark
>U N D E R R A T E D
Lucas Ramirez
>implying trickle-down economics isn't a term created and promoted by liberals
Jonathan Green
Die
Ethan Nelson
Die thread
Joseph Reed
Fucken dieeeee
Nicholas Clark
Dieeeeee
Carson Cook
no
Brayden Garcia
I actually loled a bit. But then it has been a tough day. I've let my guard down.
Cooper Phillips
Well of course, that's like saying that lawyers are fucking faggots...but we all know that only 90% of them are. Same for jews.
Caleb Howard
Dieeee
Josiah Ward
lost hard
Michael Reed
yes
Noah Hill
What, you disagree?
Ayden Baker
I just want this thread to die
I created it i cant bear to watch it suffer any longer
Thomas Johnson
Heh. That's accur
Justin Torres
Nah nah nah. Black men are less than 7% and commit 50%. The women just keep pumping out more nigglets who commit more crimes.
John Reyes
piss off
Daniel Johnson
Hate to say it, but this guy is right. This is a new level of shit thread.
Gavin Sullivan
damn
Christopher Bennett
This is why it has to die
Dieeeee
~OP
Grayson Gonzalez
Imagine being this complacent
Lincoln Bennett
KOCCHI WO MIRO
Nathaniel King
lost over 9000!
Adrian Cooper
Feminismus maximus.
Saved.
Jaxson Rogers
>It's not a big caravan but they are still coming.
>still coming
It's been a year since he's spouted that bullshit. When are people just going to admit that it was a lie?
Michael Powell
Of all the racist joke this one is the only joke to be tasteful
Jayden Diaz
first funny thing in this shit hole thread
Ryan Green
the amount of operatives shilling in this thread is surreal. go fuck yourself. this isn't going to earn you votes
Ayden Ward
hey emmanuel macron told the same bullshit over here in France
and now he has gilets jaunes