Why haven’t you served in the military yet?

i now work*

also you wouldn't believe how far some vet fucks will go for their "please thank me for my service" dogshit. one of my coworkers threw a fit at menards because they wouldn't give him a discount on a 3 dollar pack of gloves.

Bullshit

Perfect!! join the air force. They don't allow gays

I was in the infantry, and am now conscripted into the Norwegian Home Guard. A few more years of occational service and I'm free :D

Because I am 34 and if I joined when I could have, i would have gone to Iraq and i was smart enough to see through all that war for profit bullshit.

I don't want to throw away my life for nothing.

82nd Airborne first, then the 75th Ranger Regiment
11B

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You didn’t get to fight the Russians?

I did, for 3 fucking years. One tour in Afghanistan and one tour in Lebanon. Thank god I found a real job afterwards.

nope, honorably discharged and never got into any trouble and in general did pretty well. My command was notorious for being the one where they sent the shit staff NCO's from the rest of the marine airwing on the east coast. I hated the experience and hated even more the people aside from a few other dudes. Go put on your grunt style shirt and die in the VA parking lot.

Real soldiers don't join for politics - we join to kill the enemy.

Currently in the process of joining

damn, chill.. I am going to enlist this year...

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I was 0351 assaultman in Camp Pendleton, did 8 years. Thanks for your service

Because I'm not going to work for fascists. That being said, when the proletariat revolution happens, I'd gladly serve in the people's army.

pog boot fuck detected. just you wait until you see one of your gen x higher ups in public. they are goddamn embarrassing.

too old -- too fat

Got drafted->
physical exam: B
inteligence tests A-
Psychevaluation: F

Have you seen half of the people who join?? They are just there for free college or trying to be a pretend bad ass, I doubt most of them can lift a gallon of milk and I'm going to trust my life with those retards?

I get that but Iraq was never our enemy, saudi Arabia and Pakistan where harboring our enemies. I wasn't going to go get killed so dick Cheney could make billions of dollars.

My spine and nervous system is all fucked up, I cant even walk without getting in horrible pain. Would not pass any preliminary physical.
Wanted to join the reserves, but I know I cant to do anything physical.

Murricans:
>go on all day long about
>how personal freedoms are crucial
>and how government is evil
but still
>glorify a government institution
>that takes away all personal freedoms
>people that by and large have to be tricked into signing up by recruiters
Murricans, you make so much sense

because I'm not a fucking retard

Newfag detected

>2019
>any year for that matter
>wanting to be the governments ass puppet

no thanks. you go die for our the government who doesnt care about you as long as you help them with their political agenda, while I sit in my air conditioned home in my nice neighborhood watching tv all day.

stay cucked military slave niggers

How does it feel to have never earned a thing in your life?

I want to serve so I can legally kill sand niggers

that's the best comeback to defend murrica and it's military. a Yea Forums insult. glorious.

Nice bait

discord*gg/x4RbJ7
Do your part

Well I get $750 a month because I shot too many machine guns in my life and now my ears ring all the time because of permenant damage.

I get this for the rest of my life and you’re paying for it. Cheers

>How does it feel to have never earned a thing in your life?

went to school. earned a diploma
went to trade school. learned a trade
worked in that trade. made good money

and i didnt need the governments dick up my ass to do that. also, dont have sand niggers shooting at me.
dont have massive PTSD problems
im not living off welfare checks from the government
yeah I havent earned anything.

stay mad military faggots

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I am and have 7 months left, fuck this shit

you've never earned it either, faggot. unless you came on that boat and built a country, you're coasting on shit your parents gave you.

I already did. 11 years army. I liked it until it got soft and they started letting pussies through so I got out.

>I get $750 a month

so thats all the government thinks you are worth for serving your country. thats a typical welfare check. so now that you served the military, have PTSD and other problems, you are reduced to being a welfare queen. congrats dumbass you are on top of the world.

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I'm an American vet and I hate that entitlement bullshit. You signed up to do a job and nobody owes you shit for it

AMA

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I think you're mad, obviously military people trigger you, did you get cucked by one?

I know exactly what you mean. I got out of the corps because Obama decided to turn it into a fucking faggot party

Oh well. I get by

You’re still paying for it

They won't let me in

Because I'm not a faggot.
Fuck the troops and fuck America.

Fuck you cunt

Kellen?

If you did all that, then you are obviously not the guy sitting around watching TV all day with zero regards for how he is able to do that.
In other words, stop being a faggot.

Because I'm smart enough to find my own way in life without being a slave to the socialist military. The U.S. Military hasn't fought for freedom in a long time and everyone who glorifies them as the savior of mankind is incredibly retarded. Being in the military doesn't automatically make you a hero or even a good person. I guess what I'm saying is that I'd rather make my own way in life than fight battles that aren't mine or spend a year liberating people(jacking off in a tent in the Iraq desert).

I loath it when people thank me for my service, I did it to get out of a bad home growing up and it was a bad time of my life.

Because im not a brain dead, brain washed boot licker

yeah, some self enttiled asshole like yourself who thinks everyone and anyone owes them for "serving our country" wanting discounts and free shit and ranting on about freedom. you chose to join the military, they paid you for your time there. the rest of us dont owe you shit. I didnt foce you to join and become the governments bitch. you chose that. so I choose not to care about people like you expecting thanks and handouts for basically what equates to as being a slave.

so you can go fuck yourself and stick trumps cock up your asshole nigger

if I was paying taxes, sure... I dont support worthless assholes like you.

You only get $750 a month? Unemployment pays $1600 a month after taxes. There's something wrong here.

Because I'm a fucking crippled mess. Believe me, I'm doing them a favor by not serving.

Permantly injure.

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yes, because fight ISIS really made a difference in the stuff we enjoy today.. you need to stop falling for the government bullshit they spoonfeed you daily

Disability compensation

You're actually funny, but your wife did cheat on you with a military guy I feel bad

>You only get $750 a month? Unemployment pays $1600 a month after taxes. There's something wrong here.

exactly. military fags are a dime a dozen one gets killed there is 10 more to take his place to continue the governments political agenda

What shit foreign country should I die in?

Because military people are the most entitled group of people I have EVER met. Millennials have nothing on them.

>waaahhh I watched movies and worked out for four years!!! Gibs me free stuff, and discounts, and let me cut in line, and make sure you thank me every chance you get!!!

There are way harder and more dangerous jobs that get way less praise, pay, and benefits.

I guess if you have room temperature IQ the military would be great then. You don't even have to think for yourself. It's like adult daycare

>but your wife did cheat on you with a military guy I feel bad

lol jokes on you dumbass I aint got no wife. I aint tied down to no bitch.

Glad i wasnt a pog

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What I am getting at is that it's pretty fucked up that you only get $750 a month for giving up your hearing while someone who does absolutely nothing gets paid twice as much.

It's compensation, meaning he's still working a normal job and getting that as a bonus every month.

Dude, I was like there's no way I'm gonna do a deployment with these faggots. I don't know how it is with the corps, but in the army, after a deployment your company basically gets pcs'd all over the place and gets remanned by a bunch of replacements. And also, I don't know about the corps, but year after year the privates got worse and worse. So I was like no thank you. Wonder if it's any different under trump?

agreed

chronic asthmatic

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Because I'm not a subordinant little bitchboi wanting to get fucked in the ass.

PTSD and Epilepsy

>he's still working a normal job and getting that as a bonus every month.

right, this piece of shit military bitch doesnt have a normal job... most of these fucks are "not fit" for normal jobs because the military has fucked up their bodies and minds. they are just a drain on society

Bonus huh?

You must actually be stupid to think everyone in the entire military was only meant to kill, there's literally thousands of jobs in the military that are more geared towards civilian life

>Thinks military doesn't pay taxes

Actually I can sit here and promise you I make a hell of a lot more than your dumb ass. And if you call me a bitch while we didn’t have this thing called the internet between us I would fuck your stupid face up with my elbow boy

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and you still dont deserve any praise or handouts for being in the military. you are no better than the average douchebag working at mcdonalds

But, but, but if I'm really lucky and get this shiny medal I'll always have a special parking spot at the Home Depot ...

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t. 70% of America

WOW, CHECK OUT THIS BADASS OVER HERE! nigger please. you wont do shit IRL cause you just talk big on the internet. get fucked pussy boy

Sigh

Another big pussy with a big mouth.

>niggerniggernigger

Sheesh dude did you have your girl crush stolen by a military guy? You're entertaining as Fuck but Damn you are stupid

I did. I'm an ideal candidate to be either a medical or nursing officer. I'm just finishing off my applied math degree before deciding which route I want to take. I could use my math degree to enter artillery or logistics but health care staff tends to get treated better. My eye sight is too poor to be a pilot.

Israel is far from nothing.

>Why haven’t you served in the military yet?

Lots of reasons

> I don't want to get hurt / killed

> I don't want to assist in the empire building and oppression that masquerades as "fighting for freedom"

> I don't want to associate with low-class, uneducated trash, which is most of the enlisted corp.

> I cherish my individual autonomy and not wanting to be ordered around constantly

> Don't want my career to be chosen by what they need instead of what I want

> I like privacy, not living with a bunch of other people

> I have other, better options outside than in the military

> I believe, because of what former service members have written, that the military is one of the most dishonest institutions around. They lie about the vehicle states, inventory of weapons, time of fire drills, etc.

> I don't want to risk being raped by some psycho.

> Chelsea Manning

> Couldn't stand to hear people thank me for something so dishonorable

>actually serving in the military

Good goyim! Die for Israel! The only taste you love is the taste of your superior's boots

I have a genuine problem with egomaniacal authority figures. Anyone that much smaller than me, showing that much aggression, would probably cause me to go full on tard rage. I'd get court martialed or whatever; he'd get his hat removed from his trachea. We'd all be worse off, but in better places.

Yeah, it's Palestinian land, for one thing.

>Sheesh dude did you have your girl crush stolen by a military guy?

I already answered this because some other faggot like you said the same thing.

I aint got no wife or girlfriend.

Better things to do....

Wasn't brave enough, I thought about it for a long time in high school and even went to a recruiter. Now that i'm older I think I could do it, but my body composition is so far from military ready due to strongman that I'll probably never join

An ex Air Force nurse told me to join so I could get the benefits later on. I’m already an RN so is it a good idea?

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Not enough weight

Too old now, I'm 30.

I did, thinking about going back in actually

I would be a traitor to Mexico.

Oh god you generally sound like a pussy.

Don’t blame you for not joining but you sound insufferable, but I’m guessing you get that alot

why do you assume I haven't?

Doesn't say the American military you fuckin' moron.

Because statistically speaking, you haven't.

I joined the L.É. out of necessity after I was charged in my home country. Luckily it wasn't serious enough so they never escalated it to the interpol otherwise I would've been royally fucked.
No regrets. Better than going to prison lol.

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This.

I agree with this. I'm not serving so old, rich, racist white fucks can order me to do immoral things.

Initially I was drafted because I wasn't enrolled in any university after high school, but I loved it so much I'm in my 5th year of service. Pay is shit tho not gonna lie.

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4 years, it was lame.

I ran into a Marine recruiter at Walmart yesterday. He was talking to some kid that worked at Walmart, telling him the usual bullshit and lies. I went over and interrupted him and told the poor kid he was being lied to and he was better off workin at Walmart. I called out the recruiter told him he was a fuckin liar and made him leave the store. People were watching and laughing at the Marine. After he left they all clapped and told me good job.

because im not a guinea pig for vaccines

None of this happened. You haven't left the house in days.

Because I'm not a criminal degenerate. Where do you dump sociopaths, rapists, murderers and the criminally insane when they're too high functioning for jail! The military! USA! USA! USA!

dude no fuckin shit. I lost count of how many shots I got in the Army and ever since I got back I've had this weird fuckin itch/tingling sensation in the skin on my back. Always in a specific spot. It drives me fucking nuts. I know it's related.

I have the personality of an anarchist.

That's like pick up for date rape but worse

>Initially I was drafted

uhm there is no draft you fucking dummy and there hasnt been for many decades

>I ran into a Marine recruiter at Walmart yesterday
>marine recruiter
>at walmart

LOL. ur funny

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cool story bro
"Yea Forumstard runs off a Marine"
Riiiiiiiiight

Dude my fucking stomach is sonkin in. I'm a grown ass man dude

>everyone itt is an American

i did
good times
recommend

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already working on it

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it fucking happened

no, it did not. I dont think walmart would allow a recruiter to come in to steal their workforce

nice try tho

Tried, had to wait for medical DQ. Later diagnosed with bipolar dis, so I think I am absolutely haram to any recruiter. Still want to join if I can get a waiver somehow.

Regardless if shit ever goes down and there's a draft, I'm first in line to boot camp. This country is worth spilling your blood for imo.

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>paratroopers
>amphibious operations
hard to tell the difference

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16000 Bonus
3 year contract
Finished ait and dropped off in Fort Drum
Honestly not bad beyond working 9-5 with mandatory pt early morning

You're a marine recruiter and this happened to you before too.. didn't it? Don't be embarrassed. Just stick to malls. Ok?

I'm not into social welfare......get a real job you fucking trash

>You're a marine recruiter and this happened to you before too.. didn't it?

lol what? are you retarded? walmart and many businesses have a no solicitation policy and they certainly wouldnt let the recruiter go into the store to stalk its employees. you need to get out of the basement and learn how the world works.