I just recently discovered I have an above average penis

I just recently discovered I have an above average penis

My whole life I had been living like I had something to be embarrassed about

Now I feel like a new person
I didn’t realize my jimmy was literally able to tear bitches in half and make them have multiple orgasms

Why was this hidden from me my whole life until last night when I made someone literally turn into a demon on my cock.

Only anons with big dicks can post here

Anyone else been living their life thinking they were ill equipped?

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Also thanks mom and dad ,I thought I was a genetic fuck up but I guess I got blessed with a German sausage as a penis

For that I am happy to be alive

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Fucking faggot

Lol micro dick loser is mad he got born with a baby dick

I know that feel. I love having a big dick.

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how did you only recently discover? are you retarded or just girthy?

That really isn't big. That's barely average.

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Well I was told to my face , the reaction , I haven’t slept with anyone for a long time
Her orgasm was unlike any time I’ve ever fucked a woman

Ya

Now I can’t stop think about sticking my cock in her again
But she also probably was a one night deal

Idk I just felt like I was rocking a baby dick my whole life

And her reaction alone woke something inside me

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Also OP
If you're so confident in this "huge dick" why can't you just post it?
From what I can tell in your censored picture, it's probably not even an impressive size.
Why is that so difficult to you? Just post it and we'll respect you if it is as you claim.

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7 inches isn’t average

Nice stretched image, microbrain

Looks pathetically average. Anything you can take a picture with for comparison?

So? Maybe she's just vocal. Show yer willy n prove it cockyboy

Also, are you measuring from the shaft or the balls?

Global average or what because asia makes it look small

This
Claims to have an amazing dick, but won't even post it??

If you can hide your penis within both of your hands, it isn't big.

and why did you attribute that to size over your technique/attitude, maybe the good fuck was in you all along user and you just used it to settle some irrational life long insecurity

The global average IS pretty fucking small. Who cares, look at china, india, japan, plenty of ugly guys with tiny cocks get pussy or star in gang bang pornos

Its the mentality most guys have that hold them back.

I know the feeling.. mines not german though

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Yeah I felt so embarrassed until 3 days ago when there was a new bigger mirror in the bathroom and saw myself, it's totally different from what I see from above than a 2nd person's view

It was gigantic and I thought it was tiny

Get better at photoshop

yep...

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Yeah that looks a bit off, user... Come on. Don't lie to us. We can see right through it.

Not bad. Shame is cut

ha! ok!

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If I can make em cry then i know it’s big enough

I cant believe this biggest debate on Yea Forums is this. Or smallest, OP has to post pic

YOU PHOTOSHOPPED THIS ONE TOO, ITS FUCKING OBVIOUS user, LOOK AT THE STRETCHED VEINS AND THE SHITTY BLUR AROUN THE TOP OF THE EDITED SHAFT AND HEAD. AGAIN, GET BETTER AT PHOTOSHOP YOU INSECURE FAGGOT

At at least photoshop those weird bumps off the rim of the head

please stop this is just embarrassing