I NEED HELP WITH DISPOSING OF A BODY
a nigger talked shit to me near my apartment block so i hit him. he fell down and passed out and i kept kicking him until he started to throw up blood. I dragged his body to a alleyway, went home and picked up a suitcase then went back and put him into it now its 22:00 and i have a dead guy in my living room
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The story sounds kinda jewed to me
haha AND HELP ME
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give a 1 minute
Hurry up dont have all night
Hurry OP
OP is a liar
my phone is charging
Still a liar
Do you know where to buy opiates?
Have fun in the pokey faggot
ok i tried to get my nigger dad to do it but he wouldn't you got me ;(((
How big of a city do you live in. Was this a neighbor or just a random street nig. Do you have a vehicle. Do you have any commitments over the next 48-72 hours?
yes, no and 70
Have you tried turning it off and back on? Always does the trick for me.
no but i will thank you user
Buy them. Put them in the body up the ass preferred. Strip the body naked, put in trunk on a blanket, public laundromat them clothes and blanket. Dump the body in a moving water system or ocean, after putting clothes back on. Do not button or zip anything
Where do you live?
why the opiates tho?
To feel good
stockholm
The more violent the water system the better. Be Shure to flood the lungs CPR under water with mouthfuls of water in between compressions
proof att jag är svennebanan
So many die on opiates it might be listed suicide because the political choices of a country like America where labeling something suicide does not rise the crime rate ( it happens a lot)
Here, use this vid
youtube.com
It will look like a drowning
>Not waiting for the inevitable chimp out to kill him in self defense
You deserve whatever you get from this OP, remember not to drop the soap
Of course tie your hair, wear a hat, and wear gloves. Buy a pair of shoes on your way two sizes too big should you leave footprints they won't match
Dispose of the shoes in a public trash can. Do not bring any technology with you that could even possibly have a gps. Do you have a new model car or old school?
Yeah no
After this destroy your computer or whatever device you are having this conversation with
Beat the shit out of him, then you will only have the skin left to dispose of.
op is always a lying faggot
Yes
show some proof
pics or didnt happen you gae
microwave him, until the microwave make him look like a piece of steak then u give him to a garbage disposal masking the smell with a bottle of pine sol, people say damn what u been eatin u say dat aint yo business fool, i like my gumbo and shit and it stick hard.
Where are you from?
which country
knock out all teeth and cut of fingertips
put them in a bottle of coca cola, this will dissolve them. Acquire bleach and lye, put body in sleeping bag. Go to woods, dig a 3 foot by 1 or 2 foot hole 6 or so feet deep to dump the body in standing up or head first, this will make the grave look less assuming. throw the bottle of coke in there too. Dump bleach on errythang, bury, lye on top. Put a dog collar on top, unsuspecting people who wander upon may think its a dog grave. Also a yogurt enema will speed up decay. fun fact i learned this on Yea Forums
i don't want to knock out the teeth cant i cut of the head and bury it separately?
pigs
just rip teeth beforehand
Please tell me it’s hector
agggh i am viking
Consume his dead body lol
gamer
timestamp or gtfo not ypa
Post time stamp with body
>i have a dead guy in my living room
Ba dum tss
This is not good if not pre planed. This sounds like a normal guy who accidentally killed
Why can't we have a good quality thread for once?
Goddammit
jag heter sven och gillar rena fittor
Jag bryr mig inte och jag talar inte cuck språk förresten
NORGE FOR NORDMENN
Om det du sägger är sant, då första saken du bör göra är att få kroppen ur Stockholm.
Vad jag skulle göra är ta en taxi ut för att "gå på sörmlandsleden". Ha kropen I en plastpåse I en vandringsväska. Hitta en bra sjö längs sörmlandsleden full väskan med sten och kropen(ta bort plastpåsen och brän den) släng ner väskan I en djup del av sjön.
jag håller på att äta honom nu men tack för tipset
Holy shit idde?
You fucking retard. Go to an small private airport and steal some kerosene (pretty easy, most are unguarded). Then take an oil barrel and put corpse in, head first. Pour in fuel (plenty of it) and light it. Let it burn for about two-three hours, that way it will turn the molars to dust so identification is nigh impossible. Pour ashes somewhere windy. You’re welcome. FYI THIS IS FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. IN NO WAY DO I ENCOURAGE ANY BEHAVIOUR THAT MAY FOLLOW FROM USING THIS INFORMATION, I HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITY WHATSOEVER.
Cook it, eat it, and then shit it out. Then grind the bones up and salt the earth with the fragments.