What according to you is a painless way to commit suicide??

What according to you is a painless way to commit suicide??

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helium

Constrict the veins in your neck get dizzy and die

Dive head first into a wood chipper.

bullet between the eyes. you'll be dead before you even realize it.

also sage, faggot

Heroin od

No, the chance of you firing at the wrong part of the brain and becoming a potato is way too high. A shotgun to the head is the objectively painless and accurate way of kys.

bleed out

Heroin OD
Shotgun Shell to the head

Hydrogen peroxide bath

buy a generator start it up in your house and take a quick nap.

This. Inhale some CO and go to sleep.

Inhale nitrogen

Our body only reacts with too much CO2 (not too little O2), and inhaling only nitrogen is OK because our atmosphere is 70% nitro, and you're exhaling CO2, so you'll just slowly go to sleep and never wake back up

use a ratchet snap to hold two cornhole bags on your carotid arteries

any jump 12+ stories should do it, head first preff

Helium for nitrogen for me. I just want to take deep breaths and drift off to sleep forever

Slitting ur wrist seems relaxing enough

Game night with muslims

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A couple feet of det cord tied around your neck.

bad success rate

sit next to a nuclear bomb and detonate.

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opiate overdose
it's literally painkillers

why sit sit far enough that you see the mushroom cloud before it fries you?
they look cool

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Sucking on the exhaust of a car

I'm afraid it would no longer be painless if you get to see the cloud before you die

the sight would be worth it and the death is so fast pain won't really matter would it?
dying in nanoseconds of nuclear hellfire or milliseconds of gamma radiation both feel kinda...short

Don't use the parachute.

Gun. Is there really a quicker option than this outside of anything explosive?

Not many quicker options, but if you hit the wrong part there's a real chance of just being a vegetable for the rest of your life

Helium

Have people not heard of the behind the ear trick? Theres a soft spot behind the ear you typically want to aim for thats vulnerable in terms of hardened skull. Still a chance youll live but the bigger the caliber, the more irrepearable tearing theirs going to be. Another guy said shotgun which is also a great idea. The autospy of buckshot to the pallet is devastating and kinda funny. A lot of times their eyes stay where they were originally and its just silly amongst a mess of meat, so theres that. Just aim for brainstem, no way you could miss while felating the barrel of a 12 gauge.

Try stuffing it in your ass

drowning isn't a "pain"

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I have not heard of that trick, but I'm vain anyway. Gotta leave a pretty corpse