Suicidal anons: What's your personal plan?
I wanna do helium and an exit bag. I hate vomiting, so pills are out, and I don't own a gun and probably couldn't get one. Slitting my wrists is way too unreliable. But it sounds nice to just put a bag over my head and go to sleep forever.
Dude don't
I'm not planning anything immediately. My family would be sad. But it's nice to have a plan for a way out. My quality of life is shit enough that it's really not worth living and I don't add anything to the world. No one would miss me for long but my parents and sisters, so I'm just kinda waiting on a way to distance myself from them.
Really, nothing of value will be lost
Dude just wait for a greater cause to die for. Just because you're sad now, that doesn't mean you need to waste your self. You could do something great, even if you still end up dying. Ficke way to tell you not to do it, but think about it.
So go help some people bro.
Go volunteer somewhere.
Book a flight and go fight ISIS or some shit.
Die doing something rad.
I appreciate the advice, but I'm really not capable of much. Suicide by military? I'd never make it through boot camp. I barely get myself to work and school, so I'd be pretty useless as a volunteer. Depression's a bitch. Anhedonia is the worst part
dude just do SOMETHING productive, even if it’s shitty or makes you upset, at least you’ll have the satisfaction that something interesting happened that day
Problem with said method you seem to prefer is how easy it could be for said bag to spring a leak. Combine that with the difficulty of ensuring that said bag has an airtight seal, so that gasses do not escape allowing oxygen back in, and it likely isn’t ideal.
That's the point though, things aren't really satisfying. I don't have the motivation or discipline to want to complete any projects. Eating and sleeping make me feel guilty. Exercise gives me anxiety attacks. I'm too weak to be of any worth in the real world
Lots of duct tape I guess B)
Helium manufacturers started putting shit in the gas to make it burn if you inhale it...
how about an solid overdose heroin would be a beautiful way to die
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Oh yeah, if I could get heroin that would be my ideal way to die. No idea where to buy it though lmao
Good to know, thanks
You need superglue a ladder a steel wire and a strong celling. Figure it out on your own.
Just ask your local drug dealer... or what about a couter terrorist suicide bomb? jk
if I can't wait to get a gun (too young rn), I'll probably steal a bunch of vodka and drink as much as possible and pass out and die. Since I'm kinda small I imagine it wouldn't take more than a 750 ml bottle. I did the math and the average person needs to pound 16 shots to kill themselves which equates to around 24 ounces which is 700 ml.
think of the children
Trying to traumatize others as little as possible. I'd leave a note on my door telling my housemates to not enter and call the police instead. I'd much rather the cops find my quietly dead body than some dismemberment scene.
if you're up to it I could give you something to do
I'm gonna down a bunch of hydros and drink a bottle of vodka and launch myself off a 12 story building. This will happen when my depression reaches 100%. I'm at 98% currently
lmao counter terrorist bomber is funny to me
Tarp generator. Start the generator go to sleep on the tarp painless death in your sleep carbon dioxide crystallizes the blood having an embalming effect that should keep your corpse in good shape. Who ever finds you gets a free generator win win for everybody.
Go to that area of town. Ask hookers where to score dope. If you get robbed, resist and your hard work is done for you. If you score a bunch of boy just slam a couple grams at once or put it up your shitter.
Let's pitch some real ideas here. I think OP, like myself, wants to have something prepared for if or when the time comes. I always thought about drowning or jumping off a tall enough building
Can't promise I'll be up to it but I'm curious now
Well police sees a lot dead bodys.why not make something special for some variety.
Right now I'm on my way to starvation.
Problem is, I'm a coward. Thought about jumping off a building and drowning but they scare me too much. I just don't want it to hurt
how old are you
Ayy me too. Eating disorders unite
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I'm 20, why?
really? Only 16 shots? I did 11 last week, first time getting drunk, and i was fine. It was over a 4 or so hour period, but even so that's pretty close to 16
The problem is you don't want to die.
if youd be underaged it would be sad if u kill urselve but with the age of 20 i think its fair
Jumping, slitting wrists, even gun all sounded painful (but some quick) I'd do the nitrous or carbon monoxide, or some other gas that doesn't make you freak out like carbon dioxide.
It makes me laugh that people still think the exit bag works. A wave of retards ruined that method by turning it into a meme. A bunch of idiots started doing it and now theyre mixing the tanks with half oxygen and half helium. They wont even tell you if its 100% helium so you just have to try it and hope it kills you rather then wake up with a migraine, still alive. To be honest, im just gonna use a gun before they all get banned. Best ticket outta here.
Nah, I wanna die, but I'd rather it be painless if I can
Dont let them feed you that shit, user. Your body, your choice. Fuckin checked btw
Fuck. Good to know.
well youre supposed to them faster like in a 2 hour span. if you're fat, that doesnt help
Lmao ikr my first quads and it's me talking about how much I wanna kill myself
Drowning is said to be fairly peaceful when you accept it and stop fighting. If i had to make a snap decision I'd take a few ecstasy pills and jump in the canal
Hey atleast you got quads op, kek
Buy a can of helium that's a couple years old, bada bing bada boom no oxygen
where are you from OP?
I have a clothing rack (full metal) from ikea. I also have a necktie, that I will use to hang myself with.
I've done all kinds of tests to see if the rack will hold my weight, and it easily will. I'm just waiting for my time to come. Sooner or later, but surely.
USA. Utah if you really wanna know. Why?
React 100g FeS to 500mL muriatic acid. Collect what forms in a balloon. When ready, inhale contents of balloon. Meet your maker.
Wont argue about that working out for you but i would think that they could just let out some of the helium and top off with oxygen. Wouldnt doubt that its a universal standard by now to do so, anyways. Either way, good luck finding it.
I'm thinking about hitting up a welding shop, they should have pure helium and nitrogen, yeah?
pls drink alcohol before this
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BTW this costs about 15 bucks on Amazon. Please do it outside so you don't risk whoever finds you
Op is 20, he can’t even buy booze
Or take ecstasy. Even death feels nice on ecstasy
lol in germany / swizerland you can mos of the time buy with 16 xD
I have a friend who buys me vodka lmao
Yeah. A new full tank will run you about $80 and then you'll need a regulator. That's another maybe $60.
Easier to just make hydrogen sulfide for about $20
Lucky bastards
Possibly, id assume youd need an identity as a welder but it could possibly work. By the way, legally obtaining a CPAP is kind of a bitch. I couldnt find any on the web and i spent an entire week looking. Thats your next and final hard hurdle. The tubing for the CPAP would extremely easy to find
Of course I will
Thats nice exdee
But what's the point of saving money if I'm about to die anyway? I don't think I'm smart enough for this chemistry shit, plus I don't wanna traumatize anyone who finds my body. Better to do it indoors where I can lock the door and leave a note for my housemate to call the police first
I have a bit of welding skill actually. Thanks!
I may not have known you, or met you more than 30 mins in this thread, but if you are gone Im gonna miss you. You sound like a chill person. Like damn, whatever problems you got, fuck those shit for making you this way.
There ya go!
This
That actually means a lot. My personality is kinda shit so I'm glad someone thinks I'm cool lmao. Thanks user
hit him up on kik maby hes gonna save u
Agreed
He's most definitely not going to save me. It would take a whole lot of expensive therapy and medication to even try to help. But talking to people is nice
so Yea Forums is gonna keep u alive
for me Yea Forums and reddit does the job
God, can you imagine? Yea Forums keeping people alive? How far we've fallen from the glory days.
In all seriousness though, I have major issues. I'm most likely not going to get better. Gotta have a backup plan
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i simply dont have a bachup so i dont come home drunk and be sad feel nothing and then kill myselve i want to have a clear mind when i doo it a gun should do the job
You don't need to "help others". That isn't what life is about. Life is about helping yourself, first. Until you get to that point, you have no need or desire to help others.
Life is actually very straightforward. There is no secret ingredient and there are no smoke and mirrors. What you see is what you get.
Everything one has in life has to be built from the ground up. No way around that. Even the people who are born into rich families... someone in their family had to work to make their privileged life possible. And nobody has it any easier. We're all playing the same game as you.
Fix the fundamental factors of your life. You already know what you have to do, but sometimes people need to hear someone else say it for them. You have to fix your physical outer appearance. There are many many reasons why this one thing will improve your life in countless ways. Beauty is something that is created. There is no maybelline, nobody is born with it. You must lift. You must stop wasting your precious seeds on internet pornography.
Trust me when i tell you that once your appearance changes, your life will change. Women will look at you, employers will gladly hire you, people will not mess with you. From there you can go anywhere. But you must begin now.
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You do you, user. I hope you find peace in the way that works for you, in life or out of it.
>hydrogen sulfide
why do you care about saving money if youre gunna end up dead anyways
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get this..
go get help, you fucking pussy
instead of throwing your life away
and hurting everyone you know
Dude you put a bottle of powder in a 2L bottle then pour premixed acid in and cap off with a balloon. The balloon blows up with lethal hydrogen sulfide. Remove balloon, make your peace. You rapidly inhale. You pass almost instantly and die like you have carbon monoxide poisoning. It irreversibly binds to your hemoglobin. There is NO antidote. If you can't find the FeS then just crush up a bunch of cheap pyrite with a hammer and use that instead they sell pyrite beads at hobby stores. The hydrochloric acid is available for cleaning concrete or pool use at hardware store.
If you can't figure this out you definitely aren't getting a welding shop exit bag rig working right.
Not everyone with depression is a fat ugly slob like you user.
youre helping me rn so u are speaking against your own argument lol
Cheap, easy, rapidly acting, irreversible and turns you a cherry red color. What's not to love
Bro, I have a job. I exercise and am actually at a healthy weight. I'm just really sick mentally. I'm not that ugly. I'm just fucked in the head
people tell me im attractive, but im still suicidal explain.
This is the best approach, but if not piss or get off the pot
So it's just making hydrogen sulfide gas? Will it be fast?
I've tried getting help. Been in and out of doctors for years. Been on so many meds. My depression is considered treatment-resistant and I'm tired
Maybe you are normal and everyone else is bat shit insane
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woah what a deep and thoughtful remark
Maybe you are normal and everyone else is bat shit insane
Yes if you inhale a big breath of pure the gas you pass out almost instantly. You need to drain that balloon like it is a bongload of dank. You may have about 5 seconds of CONSCIOUSNESS to regret it before you are out.
I'm definitely crazy. Been in psych wards and everything
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Doing some research on that now. Thanks!
you will regret it in those last secs
just keep that in mind
But please get help if possible. This will work. Please be considerate of others and exit outside so the residual gas doesn't harm other as the reaction will continue to completion.
The universe works in mysterious ways. We're both on this anonymous degenerate mongolian kite flying forum so if i can help some kid who's about to end his life see some clarity I'll try.
But out in the real world, you're on your own. The only way to gain anything in life is to put in some effort, to have some equity. That's all that's respected and useful in life.
Why? Is it going to be painful or is it just that thing about how everyone who jumps off bridges and survives says later that they realized on the way down that they didn't really want to die
Yeah I'm pretty sure everyone who an heros regrets it. But there ain't no turning back for many ways.
Of course. Like I said, trying to avoid hurting others as much as possible with this
look, man.
i get it. i've been here too.
but please don't kill yourself.
i've been struggling with suicidal thoughts since i was 13, and i've seen beautiful things that i couldn't have imagined seeing at that age.
don't do it. it's not worth it.
Just the bridge jumping thingy.
>therapy and medication
Pro tip, it doesn't work
I'm in my late 30's, have kids and family. I fell in love and royally fucked it up. My kids have a great family support, ex remarried a good dude and I just want to die. I have some kind of heart thing going on and most likely cancer as well. I will not go to the doctor. I wouldn't just kill myself but close friends keep telling me this is the same thing. I ran until my body gave out, i don't want to prolong it, i just want to go. Pain doesn't bother me, I'm happy for it. My biggest fear is passing out or seizing in public and getting rushed to a hospital. I plan to die out in the woods and let the animals/bugs eat what i leave behind.
I personally would try the living in a school bus in Alaska route before putting the application to become an hero in. Same result probably but still
I'm glad you've gotten to see beautiful things, and I sincerely hope that you find happiness. But I won't. I can't feel pleasure or satisfaction much at all anymore, and I genuinely don't add anything to the world aside from staying alive so my family won't be sad. Once I'm gone, it won't matter whether it's worth it or not
Op I was in the same situation last year, stop being a faggot and go do something, you'll see better days somehow, sometime.
therapy has been helping me a whole bunch. It does however depend A LOT on what therapist you are lucky enough to get.
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Godspeed, user. I hope you find peace in the right way for you. May whatever happens be painless
That's what people have been telling me for years. Sometimes it doesn't get better for someone. That's life
I assure you this is not sarcasm. Good for you if it's working.
Having a job is not the way to true fulfillment. Just slaving away, being a cog in the machine is where most of us start. And from there you must begin to build your career. Each day a man must build.
Unhappiness in life stems from a man not getting what he needs. A man needs fulfillment, ambition, ideas, sunlight, physical exertion, friendship and laughter. And it's not easy. But you must figure out that path for yourself. Nobody cares whether you live or die. But living, and living long, and living true can allow you to eventually reap some juicy rewards. The rewards that all men seek. The rewards that are not easy to obtain.
Whether this be a nice house with a sexy wife, whether this be fame and money, or whether this be a family you can be proud of, you must decide what it is you want out of the universe and then set your life up in a way to get that thing. Calling yourself mentally fucked is a defeatist attitude, and will accomplish nothing.
they probably just say that to get released from the hospital dumbass. people who attempt suicide usually do it multiple times
This is step one. Once we figure out that user is not a fat slob, we can figure out what's really wrong
I have a defeatist attitude because I have been defeated. My dreams are unreachable. I'm too old and not skilled enough. The best I can hope for is a quiet life that I can end soon and on my own terms.
I may feel fat but in medical terms I'm not. My BMI is just under 19. Might be a slob though, my room is pretty cluttered rn
same as you brutha, helium sounds like the best way but i;m considering the car and duct tape method
Go to the welding shop and get a small Nitrogen tank. Helium is unnecessary and way more expensive. Get a big garbage bag, like 55 gallon drum size. Fill that bag from completely empty with Nitrogen. You don't need a regulator, just a wrench to turn the valve. When It's full, turn off the valve. Lay down and stick the bag over your head without losing too much N2 or getting much air in the bag. Duct tape around your neck. Go to sleep peacefully forever.
Nitrogen is looking better and better. Plus it won't make my voice funny like this guy
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why should it make your voice funny ure ded anyways
Call me paranoid someone will walk in somehow and start talking to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Your room is a physical representation of you. Your room is a mess because you're a mess. Doesn't matter what your bmi is. Are you buff? If not, hit the gym like I said. The more manly physical exertion you do, the more manly you will look. What you see is what you get.
Morgan freeman didn't get his best role until he was an old man. You're never too old to start. If you have to realign your dreams, that's on you but maybe that's something that will work for you.
You can literally do whatever you put your mind to. Including being a slob and feeling like shit.
They do that to me already
I'm not sure how to say this and I'm sure it'll end the advice I'm getting (which is advice I appreciate, thanks guys), but I'm female. Once I hit 30, I'm pretty much worthless since I'm single and don't want kids anyway. Men are allowed to age. The world is not so forgiving of women
Exit bag is flawed. Manufacturers have been cutting helium and nitrogen with a small amount of CO2. So the panic response kicks in and you gasp for air. Inert gas hypoxia is bad idea. Guns make a damn mess. Pills are effective 5% of the time. The attempt to end your life is likely to fail, but it is sure to make the rest of your life worse than it is now.
show tits
Yep. I'll be gtfo-ing now. Thanks y'all
use argon , the welding bottle is pure argon
If you're female then focus on your looks. Doll yourself up in the best way possible, and change your outward appearance and demeanor to be classy. And just date. Let guys ask you out in smart places. There is literally always demand for you. 30? Are you kidding me, 30 is not old whatsoever.
My plan is to find someone to fall in love with then we stab each other in the heart or slit each others throats, embrace, and stare into each others eyes as we fade into the ether. But you tell a girl this and suddenly you're a psycho.
Or just edgy/ underage
Get a load of this faggot.
Also kel@wanting to die peacefully.
Dude it takes about 15 to 20 minutes total to die by strangulation. That rack may not hold you for that long. It's not like the movies. You should go see a shrink.
Welding Helium is pure
I'm doing helium myself, and a Cpap mask.
Would it make you feel better if I suggested using a chainsaw. I dont judge your desires.
i wish yall a nice death if you want to die and else a happy life bye
>Suicidal anons: What's your personal plan?
I wanna make it so I don't wanna kill myself anymore, how's that for a fucking plan?
What about getting a lot of lsd and jumping off a building?
did u see the whole stream? that was fucking sad
that's probably the most tranquil way of offing yourself.
DO IT, user. I know you can
to all anons wanting to AN hero: just do it and get off 4 chan. stop postponing it or looking for excuses to do it properly. now is the time
Tested ECT?
did someone save it? where can I find it?
Personally, I’d go out in the desert and mix wood alcohol in my drink, wood alcohol can be bought from the dollar store, and I live next to a endless desert, when I die people will just think I went missing and never know what really happened. It takes 2 shots of wood alcohol to kill you. I keep inventory of my guns and if I shot myself they’d know if one was missing.
for sure someone saved it but im not into gore i just saw the stream it was sad his mother went to pick up his younger sister and then she came home and i think his lil sister found him with his brais splashed all over the place that was fucking gross
I'm not suicidal but have thought about it when I was depressed. If I was gonna do it I would've had the rope, tie it etc and then hold my breath until I pass out in the rope and die without pain.
Saved my stepmoms life
Fashion garrote into noose, super glue hands to top of head before jumping from the tree. With any luck the investigators will believe for a moment the victim ripped their own bed off.
i was working not long time ago as 911 dispatcher in my country, just call them, tell them your addres.location and tell them you have siucudal thoughts, someone will come to you and they will help, there is no reason to take your own life, you can make change, do not throw away your life to garbage.
faggot