Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general? Stories would be appreciated...

Have you ever exposed your penis to a female friend or girl in general? Stories would be appreciated, also dick flash thread in general.

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I'm not a degenerate

I find this really hot but I'd be the one to get the cops called me and arrested

I have super dark tint on my car, maybe one day I'll just drive somewhere and fap in my car while they are oblivious and if I get extra courageous I'll let the window down

Femanon here, just a tip: don't do this. Dick pics aren't hot unless they're requested. A guy can be so attractive but the minute he sends a nude I didn't ask for, I find myself disgusted.

Am guy and second this. Like, ask.

I pulled my dick out to a drunk girl in a bedroom at a house party because I was horny and drunk and had zero game and thought that was a reasonable way to tell her I wanted to fuck. She did a drunk girl "woo!" but otherwise barely reacted because she was wasted. After she passed out I rubbed one out and came on her face because I was a piece of shit and the whole college scene was a lot more tolerant to rapey behavior at the time. I later told my friends who laughed and congratulated me.

did you rub your cock on her at all?

A long time ago I had shown two girl friends of mine my penis to explain where I had my frenulum pierced.. I actually ended up having sex with one of them for a few months.. we are all just made of skin

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Well females aren't attracted to me anyway. Never have and never will like me.

So when i send a pic it's more for my pleasure with the .00001% chance I sent it to a dream that's into it

It stems from lack of any physical touch and extreme deprivation of any sexual intimacy

If you a below average dude you and get a super unattractive girl, be rich, or stay alone forever. Women don't know how hard we have it.

>rapey behavior
that was literally rape, calling it "rapey behavior" doesn't change it

were you hard when you did it? how did they look at it did they seem enticed

>femanon here
I’m order for your opinion to mean anything, you know what you must do

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Look dude, you're not entitled to girls. Yes, touch starvation is a bitch. I know it well. But that doesn't mean you get to be an asshole.

>girl in general
Do nurses and or surgeons count? I had a growth on my groin when I was like 5ish. They needed to look at it so I dropped trou.

were you erect?

i showed my girlfriend my dick one time

what a journey.

reminds me of when my balls hurt really bad at one point when i was young and i had to go to get an ultrasound done on it and the hot redhead nurse rubbed cream all over my balls

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You know as well as I do that showing my tits isn't going to make my opinion more or less valid. I'm giving advice on how not to make women hate you

Did it to my lesbian friend, we kissed but it wasn't very enjoyable. She realized that she didn't like guys at all

>were you erect?
I was about 5 and yeah my itty bitty 5 year old penis seemed to always be erect.

Fuck you bitch stop lying

did she seem atleast curious about your hard cock? how did it initiate

agreed. hate the white knight moral fags

Ahahah an efukt classic

Kind of slapped her face with it a little when trying to get the last of the cum out.

Women have enough privileges, they don't need you to shill for them so that they can have even more social power than they already do

okay, the whole college scene was a lot more tolerant of rape at the time.

This is hard core bait women on Yea Forums top kek my sides.

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did you fondle yourself while she was up before she passed out?

I told my Jewish coworker I was uncut and she wanted to see. I was very erect by that point because we were flirting hard.
She told me it looked very tasty but she didn't want to cheat on her husband. We didn't fuck that night, but we did fuck later on.

was she staring at it as you throbbed?

Well yeah, she was sexually confused. She told me that she liked me but also she knew that she was lesbian because tried it before with guys ans it didn't work. We had a falling apart after that kissing

Yeah she was sitting down on a really low couch and I was standing up.

were her lips close to it?

I bet he nutted super quick once that gay dude got to work

I’m a lesbian lol more like you sucked in bed and she made a cop out to get away from you without huring your feelings

>gets blackout drunk at a party
>makes way into bedroom with a stranger
Oh boyyyy I sure hope nothing happens to me, this situation is completely out of my control! My decisions have done nothing to influence my current circumstance!

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Yeah she was licking her lips. I could see her struggling to make decisions in get head.

Do you have any pictures of her? I have matzah fever from my brief time as an antisemite.

when I was about 10yrs old I exposed myself to a housesitter that was staying with me and my brother when our parents were gone. She was in their bed reading and from that angle could see into the bathroom where I was standing buck naked and rock hard pretending to look for something in the drawer. I could see her look out of the corner of my eye but she never said a word.

Fag!

nah, this is Yea Forums, you're just proving that you're just another dude

Not with me, but she was hot. Not supermodel hot but office hot (good match for me, I'm the same). After I quit another coworker of mine confessed to trying to sleep with her but had no luck. Fit/thin Israeli chick, 5'8" 130-135 lbs, pale skin, clearly Jewish, smallish but very round breasts.

Okay bro

LOL

I have a pretty big cock that creates a nice bulge in most of my pants. I like to semi-expose myself when I sit next to pretty women on an airplane

When I travel sometimes I even slide my cock and balls thru the opening in my underwear so they are propped up a bit and less fabric....and then sit in my plane seat and pretend to sleep but actually think about sex and get really hard....just laying there with my eyes closed, legs stretched out and a very large bulge protruding down my leg...I can edge like this for a long while (couple of times lost control and came which is highly problematic). I have seen them look and when they thought I wasnt....such a turn on.

I used to see this dog walker come thru our nieghborhood every weekday when I worked at home...my apt was on the second floor and one day pretended to be on the phone but with patio door wide open and let her take a long gaze at me while I was dressed in panties, thigh highs and blouse.

My friends and I shared a cab and went home with a group of girls after the bars closed. It was an apartment and me and another girl were out on the deck talking. We started to kiss and I immediately whipped my cock out. It went over well. She sucked it and we wound up fucking all night

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Well done user

I flashed my sister once. Knew she was coming into my room to grab something and I stood there waving my hard dick. She walks in, finally notices, let's out a little laugh, says sorry and walks out. Shot a huge load afterwords and made sure she could hear me moaning

Your sentiment was the common sentiment at the time, among guys and girls both. Had a female friend who got fucked while passed out on several occasions (never by me, though we've already established that I was a piece of shit). She never once suggested that she was taken advantage of, and if she felt anything at all it was embarrassment that the guy she "slept with" was a loser. Today any one of her encounters would be called a rape and we all would have been accomplices for knowing it was happening and doing nothing to stop it, but at the time that was just part of getting wrecked at a house party.

She doesn't sound Ashkenazi.

ahhhhhhahahahahahha

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I face fucked a friend in college. She was out cold. Does that count

Nope that's rape

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Anyone know how he did this?

Fapped without a ''Do not Disturb'' sign...

I'll be honest. I don't know much about Jews. But she was Jewish, looked Jewish, from Israel, moved to the US for that job, and sometimes moaned "oy" when we fucked.

Story? Did she find out?

rapeejaculating on someones face

I did with an older lady all the time. I fancied a girl a grade behind me in school, and her mom liked me, but the girl was not impressed. I forgot about her after a bit but her mom didn't forget about me. She called me on a Saturday, wanting th o know if I could do some chores. Sure ma'am, and I walked to her house. She was wearing a sundress that was see- through in the sun. My dick went wheee. I asked where her daughter was and she said at a frien's house for the weekend. At that I took off my pants and let my boner go free. She didn't bother to object at all. I finished stripping and grabbed her around the waist. She smelled delicious, and melted to me. I looked into her blue eyes and said " I hope you don't need any mowing done" . Not in the yard I don't.

Did she have kind of a tan?

did you stroke yourself at all while she watched?

ever cum while one was looking?

this is pretty much how its supposed to go down everyone else on here is an incel with a rape fantasy

>moral fag
>white knight

I think its so funny you faggots cant handle rejection from a woman and dont realize how easy it is to just try with another one. so instead you have to go pull off on her face like a fucking loser.

nice projecting nigger i dont care about projection i care about forcing some stupid cunt to stare at my cock whether she wants to or not

I pulled off her sun dress and we went inside. I noticed a neighbor on his roof looking at her. She said fuck me where he can see it, he's been chasing me for months. He got pissed when my dick went in to her mouth, and he got off his roof. She liked being grabbed and made to service a dick. I spent at least 2 weekend days a month over there, sometimes doing actual work, for 3 years. The daughter started to accept my presence, and even wanted to see my dick. I would have kept going on but the mom got a promotion and had to move. Much sadness but my high school years were full of good memories

this is me too
youre just an incel with a rape fantasy. how does it feel jerking it to rape porn everyday when the rest of us who manage to go outside of mums basement are getting laid

What a degenerate

did you show the daughter?

did you masturbate for her pls tell me

not sure? I kinda have to sit up after I cum and try and minimize any wet spot from cumming in my pants.

she see you hard?

she seem enticed by your cock?

Hello Miss,
Sharpie in the bottom?
Sharpie in the bottom.

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