Name a better game of all time. I'll wait.
Name a better game of all time. I'll wait
monopoly
>can't even use enemies as a skateboard
>shit graphics
>based around money and not demon slaying badassery
>doesn't even have a soundtrack
He's got you there
That is all
Spyro
Black ops 4
>doesn't have 9999 levels in bloody palace
>objectively worse story
>target lock-on system is based on camera position
>boss fights are the easiest thing ever even on the hardest difficulty
>play as a retarded purple dragon
>can't throw sword at enemies and watch them die
>can't taunt enemies
>not mw2
>First Person Shooter that requires basically zero skill on the hardest difficulty
Chess, Magic: the Gathering, frolf, pool, darts, kubb, kickball, etc. The list goes on, my friend. If you want to remove sports from the list and go with sedentary games only, it's still a long list. Wanna narrow that list down to just single-player, story-driven video games? The list is still long. Now, everyone has their own opinions and favorites, but best of All Time, man? You know you're out your damn mind.
Naw son, nothing beats wacky woohoo pizza man adventures. And in none of those games can you sword-trick-sword-trick a demon into submission.
Loco Roco
Borderlands 2 by far
Gay
Fortnite
imvu
Also gay
Dave Mira bmx
monopoly is the most violent game ever made
A close combatant, but can you fight your cursed brother over a slice of pepperoni?
Plants vs Zombies
Gay game for gay gaymers
Golden eye your gayboy anime game can’t even compete
It's on par at the most, but can you taunt?
DMC 3 is definitely in my top 10. But I'd say Resident Evil 4 or Dark Souls are stronger contenders for the #1 spot.
Anyone here play RuneScape?
World of Warcraft
Bayonetta
Literally anything else that isn’t anime
>dark souls
If you were any gayer you'd be in a trap thread right now
I take what I said about back. You all should be in a trap thread right now.
Zoomers aren't even old enough to know good games
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Pokemon Gen II
Do not disagree or u suck
Gen 3 master race, bitch.
Wii Sports. There's really nothing to debate here m8.
I never played it but heard a lot about it. Is it really better?
Satan pls I thought you had better taste
>poke-a-man
Wii sports? More like Pee sports among gay homos, amirite?
I lol'd, but I gotta stick to my guns. Dark Souls is one of if not the best action rpg(s) ever made.
>roll to the left
>roll to the right
>roll backwards
>roll forwards
Woah I didn't realize a game had such complexity to it
MGS3.
Would be first if DMC3 didn't exist
I'd call you a retard if the trolling wasn't so blatantly obvious.
>90% of DS is rolling
Am I wrong?
DMC3 is shit compared to MGS3.
You're shit. I bet you never did a non-lethal run of the MGS games
Better with the moonman mod, but still not as good
Minesweeper
>A core mechanic of the combat is used a lot in a game centered on combat.
You're right, what a flaw. Truly, I see the error of my ways. I suppose I'll never play an FPS again, since 90% of those games are shooting a gun.
I think it's closer to 80%
not if you learn to parry
I actually got max rank in MGS1-5
>dark souls
>fps
It's like you're not even trying to bait
>80% of the game involves rolling around and people still buy it
cuh-razy
Impressive. But not as impressive as those trips.
Ff14 now I'll agree dmc3 is probably t hy e best in the series. Id have to play 5 to form an opinion on it
Probably the best* fuck i cant type today
minecraft you faggot
I completed 5 on my first run in 8 hrs. It wasn't that good. The story was great, and cutscenes were great, but in terms of gameplay it all felt the same. Plus you don't play as Dante until halfway through, which is what ruined 4 for me.
Gmod is fun but cancer.
I was fine with playing nero in 4 loved the devil arm mechanic, plus it was new how was the summoner type guy?
>I was fine with playing nero in 4
Yeah but imagine if it was all Dante.
>how was the summoner type guy?
I only liked V for his/vergil's story which was actually really badass, but in terms of gameplay it's just "mash a few buttons and get SSS"
Dante gets old cause they havent added anything to him since 3
Dante is an immortal half-demon sent from hell to fuck up demons. Old shouldn't even be in his vocabulary. 3 might be where the story actually starts, but it's also where it ends for me. 2 was just garbage, and 1 was the only other good one in the series.
That is the gayest sounding trips I've ever read. Namaste.
The best game of all time.
minecraft
But it's literally a bunch of buttmunching pirates that clearly fuck each other constantly out of loneliness and occasionally stab some niggers. Might be good if you're a homo.
Die
Also die
A man with taste, I like you
A taste for semen
Viking Conquest is a near perfect combination of grand strategy and medieval TPS brawling. You have to manage your army, your economy, invest in businesses, invest in relationships and climb your ranks. Extremely hard to become a ruler and very rewarding.
Easy
It's basically role playing as a lonely pirate that likes it up the bum. True vikings weren't gay.
>not mw2
Not even close
Mw2 is overrated garbage. Youre are way too slow and die way too fast. Reaching streaks through streaks is a joke.
Theres only 1 King and thats black ops 2
loved the story of the trilogy and the dialoge of best kain history ever gave us but gameplay is trash. Age was not kind to it.
>die way too fast
I hate to say this but sounds like a case of you need to git gud
Not really. I played in tornaments and had a public KD of 5
I will always have age of empires 2 and warcraft 3 on the top, buts its hard to tell at what point nostalgia ends and real greateness begins
Bullshit. If you can back up any of your claims I'll eat my own shit, but until then you're a faggot in my book.
>same combat stances
> same moves
>only thing that changes is the weapons
Seriously dude come on i love the series but this level of fanboy is unwarranted
Little bitch sword is still a bitch!
Bo2 fuck yeah, nothing better than rolling balastic knives in round 30 kek
The Rap game.
Dungeon and Dragon
I really cant. Was so good they had to add a very easy mode in the special edition for the normies. Best soundtrack. Music changes to performance. Best iteration of dante out of the entire series. I might not give it best game ever but surely deserves a spot in the top 3.
This because its the only one you can get 6 people blackout inebriated and still feel relatively accomplished about what you didin game. Even if you only rolled one die and pretended to fuck wild boar.
I know some lil ds3 fan boy probably already said it.
But dark souls.
>1
Minecraft, Half Life 2, Wii Sports
Well, Mario games are often quite high quality, Super Mario World is quite the good game, and Mario 64 basically is the ancestor to all modern 3D video games. Zelda is also some of the better games out there. Wind Waker hasn’t seemed to age a day even though made a decade ago, and the original set the foundation for most RPG video games.
sensible soccer