How does women pussy and ass smell?

salty milk & coins

I bet I've had sex more than anyone on this board.

>"i bet I've had more sex than anyone on this board"
>posts fucking jontron face with a cringey comment

Sure thing, virgin.

I've had sex with 13 different girls.
>183 times with the girl I lost my virginity to.
>1 time with girl #2
>1 time with girl #3
>12 times with girl #4
>467 times with girl #5
>1 time with girl #6
>1 time with girl #7
>3 times with girl #8
>9 times with girl #9
>1 time with girl #10
>1 time with girl #11
>1 time with girl #12
>1072 times and counting with girl #13

how and why would you know the calculations behind this? I fucked one girl and lost count on that alone.

like real diamonds from africa

Kek that's pretty sad mate.

youtube.com/watch?v=iMA_lVji8HE
authentic diamonds from africa

I kept track and record of it. I never wanted to forget or lose track of how many times with each girl I fucked.

Why is it sad?

BEST ANSWER: pussy taste almost exactly like raw mackerel you get at a sushi restaurant.

If asshole is clean its like any sweaty fold, if not then --yes-- it taste like SHIT. And I don't men it tastes as bad as shit --I men it taste just LIKE SHIT

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Hard to describe as every time I've had sex the girl has just recently washed and so smells really arent apparent. Asshole when washed still has a slight smell to it - again hard to describe but it doesn't smell like shit to me but rather amazing. I have a huge anal fetish and so that may be affecting my judgement on that though.

depends on their diet. smells like a sweaty scrotum with a sour strawberry allowed to ferment in the sun. if you can imagine what your sweaty armpit might smell like after working in the fruit section of a farmer’s market. that’s the smell. the intensity depends on how good their hygiene is. if they’re sick or don’t clean as regularly, then it simply smells like sweaty feet.

>Raw mackerel
Virgin detected

From my experience , pussy always has this slight fishy smell. It can be barely noticeable or overwhelming . The latter can be due to bad hygene or bacterial vaginosis or yeast infection or UTI. Ass well if clean smells and tastes like absolutely nothing if dirty well... Shit . It smells like shit

Like the air that comes out the back of a ps4

like candy and rainbows if they are clean
Or like a landfill if they are fucking disgusting

>thats false and youre a fag
>if its true you're autistic af

pick one

/b is a special place (for real fellow anons) where even the most ancient fags can sill be shocked. I am 61 and I've been with about 3 dozen women and that is "fucks" only although I licked pussy only on rare occasion

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I have extreme OCD and have difficulties communicating with people in the general public. I also took the aspie-quiz and got an extremely neurodiverse result. So I probably am. I still remember most of events and everything I have ever experienced in my life down to the details.

bacteria smell? ok
also checked, profesor

so the numbers dont matter anyway because you are fucking fugly women. any self respecting person wouldnt fuck an autist.

i agree lol..

Realistically, this

Only 5 of them were "fugly women". 3 of those 5 which were really fat but that's perfectly fine. Felt really good and they sucked me off with amazing skills.

Why is it that every cringey autist I've ever met tries to insist that their retardation somehow makes them a genius?

Because I actually was IQ tested and they said I was well above high school level between the ages of 6 and 8. I was tested three years in a row.

Stfu already retard.

Because "society" doesn't like just calling people retards. They want to turn it around, like they have some superpower.

To the artist that literally counted all his endeavors, that's fucking sad and dumb, and in no situation is that ever bragable.

To the topic, there's a lot of different smells and tastes for pussy. Some are too extreme and I've had the memory of their nasty pussy fumes burned into my brain. Ass is ass, just make sure they've showered within 20-30 minutes of a shower if you're going to go for it.

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Depends how well they clean themselves.
Good day: pennies and a bit of her body odor within a tolerable amount.
Bad day: sweat, urine, ass.

Probably tested multiple times because they found the results hard to believe. All you seem to do is prove how much of a retard you are.

Holy fuck is this bait? Your IQ has nothing to do with acquired knowledge and goes down your whole life.

What is your extreme ocd?

Counting things that didn't happen

damn that was good bro. My sides.

Pretty bad actually. Even if they shower and wash beforehand, their ass still smells like shit when you open it like that, and pussy smells like fish. Plus the smell of sweat between her legs.

That's why it's good to use things like honey or yogurt or something if you're going to be burying your nose between her legs.

It gets pretty tolerable once you've been down their a whole bunch of times, but it's pretty rank the first few times you do and it can really catch you off guard if you're not ready. Especially if she sweats a lot.

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Hey man. I’m sorry you’ve only attracted the most disgusting hambeasts the world has to offer. Good luck finding a girl above. 2/10 and below 210.

Also for the love of fuck who puts honey or yogurt on their vulva?!

Nailed it

I've never had sex with a fat chick, m8.

nice projection, though

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hahahahahahahahahahaha
this guy

And then the entire restaurant clapped, right?

Even if that's true, congratulations, you've had 12 failed relationships and a potential 13th on the way.

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I have the right to post just like everyone else on this board.

If I have proven I'm a retard as you say, where is the proof?

I'm not throwing out "bait".

I have various triggers for my OCD.
>Wash my hands over 50 times a day
>Mental breakdowns when I try to clean the house by myself
>Kill every bug inside the house that I see
>Can't make small talk with people in public
>Organizes things in stores that bothers me
>Have a ritualistic order I must do things in after I get up and things to do before I go to bed
>Insanely sharp memory and photogenic memory that dates back to right before I was three years old.

Just to list off a few.

No such thing as photographic memory, snowflake.

If that’s what you think vag is like, then that’s all you’ve had.

you seem pretty talented. what's a guy like you doing in a place like this?

If washed properly like nothing but some chicks do have a small hard to describe aroma.

If her pussy stinks tell that bitch to hit the showers

>If I have proven I'm a retard as you say, where is the proof?

Your ever-expanding list of replies.

good or bad depending on how horny u are
for best smell drink a lot of booze

What does female shit smell like? (It's my fetish.)

probably making fun of you and getting off on feeling superior.

oh ok. that, I can understand

Just saying that no one qualified to test IQ would have ever described it as “high school level”. Because that makes no sense.

the fact that you don't know means you probably dont have that fetish. When I was a super desperate virgin I imagined having crazy fetishes but when you're actually there interacting with another human being it really changes what you think you know.

You probably don't have a scat fetish.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=I-IAb-WNX1Y

Impressively autistic

at least you're being good spirited.

It smells like shit and to be honest human shit smells like 3x worse than most animal shit

This. Depending on what she ate that day you're in for a rough suprise

you can tell you're lying by how you counted

sex can happen a lot user. women are fucking machines. no matter how 'chill' you are once you see those fucking succulent hips you're a goner.

I do have a female scat fetish, I like watching girls shit in each others mouths (porn), do you have any stories of girls pooping?

Describe the stench.

It's not the amount that's off. It can happen a ton, especially in a half-decent relationship since it'll happen every day, multiple times a day.

The way you're counting it and displaying it is what's giving you away, bud.

B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8 B8

>Women pussy
As opposed to what?

I'm in no place to talk at all because i have so many degenerate fetishes but god damn i will never understand scat.
Horrid, sharp, and blunt all at the same time. When you smell it you can instantly recognize it and you feel warmth of the terrible stench on your face. it's like getting hit by a wall of musk and you scrunch your nose.

Tell us about your fetishes, I don't think scat is really that weird, I just like the idea of an attractive girl shitting.

Also I've been jerking off to lesbian scat porn for about 6 years, you get desensitised after a while.

like this

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Whose shit have you smelt? Your girlfriend's?

>Why is it sad?
13 girls isnt a lot
i know a few people who are in the 100s. kinda gross but w/e

erm boi pussy? fuckin obviously where do you think you are?

>Tell us about your fetishes
You're gonna like me alot less if i do
Years of walking into a nuked bathroom from my sister fuckkin awful

day old seafood and broccoli farts

KEK
>when I was 8 I was given an unreliable test of potential intelligence therefore I'm genius
It's hilarious that the calling card of people with autism is self denial of their disability by lying to everyone they meet that they are smarter than how retarded they obviously are.

If you eat your girl after a shower, it taste like nothing. But, if she is hot and horny and wet, she will have lube all over her so it will taste salty with a hint of a sour taste. Don't be eating the butt hole after a shit or a heavy meal, chances you'd taste shit are very high.