Carlos Simon-Timmerman, a pizza-delivery guy from Brooklyn...

nypost.com/2010/04/24/a-trial-star-is-porn/
>Carlos Simon-Timmerman, a pizza-delivery guy from Brooklyn, was put on trial in Puerto Rico for allegedly transporting child pornography after US Customs agents found a dirty DVD called “Little Lupe the Innocent” in his bags as he passed through San Juan Airport security on his way back to the city.
>The agents said the actress in the video, porn star Lupe Fuentes, was underage, and they cuffed him.
>At his trial this month, the feds put a pediatrician on the stand who insisted Lupe was underage.

What would you have done in his situation?

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well ask her?

>2010

She actually came and bailed the guy out. Unfortunately this is the event which convinced her she needed to look older and she got that disgusting titjob

American justice at its finest.

ask who what? the porn star for her age?

if you dig through the court documents you'll see that the Feds didnt want to do that, see
>At his trial this month, the feds put a pediatrician on the stand who insisted Lupe was underage.

Carlos's lawyer did contact her for help which she did help, but what if she wasn't there to help imagine you you were caught with Japanese porn like pic related and there was a problem due to that.

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kek thinking little lupe is child porn. She has hit the wall and that is visible to everyone.

The story in the OP is almost a decade old. She probably hit that wall halfway between now and then.

but it took a while and its ridiculous she had to go there in the first place because the government couldn't be bothered with doing the research. its actually a funny read:
casemine.com/judgement/us/5914656badd7b0493428b855
>He argues that the actor in one of the DVDs, Little Lupe may have been an adult at the time the DVD was made. He further argues that the defense cannot provide detailed information [about the actor and her age] given the inability to conduct internet-based research without risking the introduction of offending material into the FPD [Federal Public Defender] office computer network.
>Mr. Simon cannot venture into a search to corroborate the information without risking the insertion of pornography, obscene material or even child pornography into" its computer system
basically their excuse is "We cant search for any information about her because we might find actual illegal shit".

sauce

I pity Carlos. if you google his name the first result is a legal document - which doesn't even show the trial results and how he was found innocent. it ends with how they want to search his apartment.

imagine trying to find a job when this is the first google result on your name. imagine him trying to date someone and she googles his name

Ask US Customs, maybe they can help

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> pizza delivery guy
> transporting cheese pizza

You can't make this stuff up.

Mimi Yazawa r18.com/common/search/searchword=Mimi+Yazawa/

fucked up if true

but its not cheese. its fake cheese. a cheese like replacement.

Stop spoonfeeding! now I have to bait him with something else.

Completely true unfortunately. we have signed court documents

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doesn't look like her

contacted lupe like his defense did and get the whole thing thrown out and reparations for false imprisonment

read >but what if she wasn't there to help imagine you you were caught with Japanese porn like pic related and there was a problem due to that.

I dont think its that easy to call on a porn star to bail you out.

courts and media don't care about clearing up anything, sadly.

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